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XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 05:27 AM
they must be clean

The Great Alarm Sounder

normal-complete

hard-in da works


the only way that evil can grow more powerful is for good men to do nothing

one bullet is all you need

Lambert always yells when you mess up I guess he's not getting shot at

XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 05:27 AM
they must be clean

The Great Alarm Sounder

normal-complete

hard-in da works


the only way that evil can grow more powerful is for good men to do nothing

one bullet is all you need

Lambert always yells when you mess up I guess he's not getting shot at

XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 05:33 AM
There were 2 cows in a field one said, "MOOO" and the other one said, "I was gunna say that!"

This is a dum joke for those you didn't notice.



Who needs ammo when you have cammo!

Patience is the key to success!

There is always a way.

May the force be with you.

XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 05:37 AM
still a good one i'm whriting a joke book how bout this one why did the chicken cross the road to prove to the ratcoon it could be done

The Great Alarm Sounder

normal-complete

hard-in da works


the only way that evil can grow more powerful is for good men to do nothing

one bullet is all you need

Lambert always yells when you mess up I guess he's not getting shot at

RIP wilkes

i am the shadow you never see the terror behind the door the one you will never see and when you do it's already too later say your prayers but it aint gonna help cause your already dead---sam fisher

XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 05:57 AM
"The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a bananna!"

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XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 06:19 AM
Already posted by me in the RvS forum, but:


Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

A: Slap her and tell her to get back to work



(Sorry if that offended any women)

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XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 12:46 PM
What goes "Aaaaaaaaaaaa?"



A sheep with no lips.



Hi thenk-yew.

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09-03-2003, 01:30 PM
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XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 02:10 PM
old 1 and hope the mods dont mind me using bleep words for it..........at the queen mothers funeral 1 corgi says to another "thank god she's gone i was getting sick of being blamed for pis*ing on the sofa".......lol

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XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 04:27 PM
two really bad boys are sent to a priest by their parents who they are told can flush the evil out of anyone. The youngest boy, who is 8, goes in first while the oldest boy, 10, waits on a bench outside. The little boy sits in a chair in front of the priest, who then says "Where is God?". The little boy stares at him and makes no movement. The priest asks again. The boy still is frozen. After a few more tries, the priest comes to the end of his rope and shouts at the boy "WHERE IS GOD?!" The boy then hops out of his chair and runs to his brother.
He says "Man, we're really in trouble now! God's missing and they think we took him!"

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