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XyZspineZyX
11-21-2002, 09:36 PM
eliminate the other team with you gun, and you will win every game!!!

sorry I kinda had to.... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

I think it would be "neat" if they incorperate knives into the game, even though they'd be useless though... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
11-21-2002, 09:36 PM
eliminate the other team with you gun, and you will win every game!!!

sorry I kinda had to.... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

I think it would be "neat" if they incorperate knives into the game, even though they'd be useless though... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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<font color=white><font face="Arial" size="1"color="red">"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
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XyZspineZyX
11-21-2002, 10:28 PM
In addition to this gem of knowledge don't shoot the people in your spawn area and you'll increase the chances of you team winning the round

XyZspineZyX
09-09-2003, 11:29 PM
Also, to a gem of knowledge.

Incoming Bullets are not your friend, watch out for them.

XyZspineZyX
09-10-2003, 12:13 AM
the only thing more accurate than in-coming enemy fire, is in-coming friendly fire.

Land mines (and c4) are not neutral.

If a plan is stupid but it works, it's not stupid.

If you're advancing with little resistance, it's an ambush.

i'll think of more later /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

"Firepower is usually definded as the number of rounds sent down range, 1000 misses is not firepower, one kill is."

XyZspineZyX
09-10-2003, 12:22 AM
Hand grenades are not tennis balls, so don't catch them.

Bullets are bad for your health

Shouting "IDDQD" does not help, no matter how loudly.

If they just killed you for the 5th time in a row, they arn't a newbie.

XyZspineZyX
09-10-2003, 01:16 AM
Charlie Foxtrots always happen when you least need them too

The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.

The other team invariably attacks on two occasions:
a When you're ready for them.
b When you're not ready for them.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Friendly fire - isn't.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.
plus manymany more /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif


"Firepower is usually definded as the number of rounds sent down range, 1000 misses is not firepower, one kill is."

XyZspineZyX
09-10-2003, 03:48 AM
Way to take Murphy's laws and take the credit for yourself!

"I'll think of more later."

XyZspineZyX
09-10-2003, 09:01 AM
my appolgies for not putting the correct word for my thoughts, should have read, "I'll remember more "

And yes they are Murphy's Law. All credit should be sent accordingly.



"Firepower is usually definded as the number of rounds sent down range, 1000 misses is not firepower, one kill is."

XyZspineZyX
09-10-2003, 07:36 PM
camping is not only done by boyscouts, so 'Be prepared'.

Wood isn't bullet proof

Assualting a room with a Barret.50 because it "kikz a$$ dudā£!" is not a cool idea.



Message Edited on 09/10/0307:38PM by pArTiZaN.

XyZspineZyX
09-11-2003, 09:57 AM
Sephiroth, you own Half-life: Opposing Forces, don't you? I think I remember some of those in the manual. "murphy's 17 laws of combat", I think. Can anyone remember them (no cheating by looking up the manual, and preferably don't do ones already named)

The last one was "Murphy was a Marine", I think.

Better yet, keep thinking of new ones.

The last thing to pass through your mind will be eithier a bullet or shrapnel, moving at high speed.

"I wasn't trying to hit you! No really! I was trying to get the mozzie on the wall behind you!"

- Famous last words

XyZspineZyX
09-11-2003, 05:07 PM
Shirocco wrote:
- Sephiroth, you own Half-life: Opposing Forces, don't
- you? I think I remember some of those in the manual.
- "murphy's 17 laws of combat", I think. Can anyone
- remember them (no cheating by looking up the manual,
- and preferably don't do ones already named)
-
- The last one was "Murphy was a Marine", I think.
-
- Better yet, keep thinking of new ones.
-
- The last thing to pass through your mind will be
- eithier a bullet or shrapnel, moving at high speed.
-
- "I wasn't trying to hit you! No really! I was
- trying to get the mozzie on the wall behind you!"
-

Sorry mate don't own Half Life. I got all mine from a site called Practical airsoft. i 'll give the link if wanted, there's a fair few on there.


"Firepower is usually definded as the number of rounds sent down range, 1000 misses is not firepower, one kill is."

XyZspineZyX
09-11-2003, 07:51 PM
Just so we can be clear of Murphy's Laws of Combat I went searching for them so we can all enjoy.


Murphy's Laws of Combat:

-If the enemy is in range, so are you.
-Incoming fire has the right of way.
-Automatic weapons --aren't.
-Suppressive fire -- won't.
-Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
-There is always a way.
-When in doubt, empty the magazine.
-No combat ready unit ever passed inspection.
-No inspection ready unit ever passed combat.
-The easy way is always mined.
-Beer math: two beers times 37 men equal 49 cases.
-Body count math: two guerillas plus one portable plus two pigs equal 37 enemy KIA.
-Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together.
-Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
-Tracers work both ways.
-Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
-Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
-The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: (a) when you're ready for them and (b) when you're not ready for them.
-Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.
-If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you.
-The important things are always simple.
-The simple things are always hard.
-The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.
-A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
-If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
-Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
-Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
-Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out.
-Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
-All 5-second grenade fuses will burn out in 3.
-If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
-When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
-Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
-If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take.
-When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right.
-Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
-Murphy was a grunt.

Thanks to Specialoperations.com which by the way is a great site.

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Message Edited on 09/12/0307:09PM by TEDER

XyZspineZyX
09-12-2003, 05:25 AM
ROLF!

Hard to think of any new ones now.

TAT-Radox
04-21-2004, 03:20 AM
No ****. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/1241.gif

The last thing youll hear when you face me will be nothing but the click of a bolt. Then everything will go black....

Finarfin1775
04-22-2004, 03:07 PM
If your going through a mine field, just remember the wrong step could possibly be in poop. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

teebus
04-24-2004, 02:47 AM
I have a few:

"An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ***".

"The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons."

This one is better, but is more to do with politics than war: "Every country has the government it deserves".

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X35 Joint-Strike-Fighter (F35B US Designation)

xSINx
04-27-2004, 11:33 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Shouting "IDDQD" does not help, no matter how loudly.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL! Wasn't that a Quake cheat code??? Man you bring old memories back to my mind http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Alex.