Evil Ubi and Nival payed forum dwellers!

[Justice]

Today I finally got the final proof for that Sorceress atleast is an evil Ubi or Nival payed person, haunting these forums to make us believe the game is good!!!!
Other persons that I by that argument have discovered are unthrustworthy employees are:
Sir Charles
JJ
BTOG
Znork
Arturchix
and I also believe Red_orbiT is an evil alien Ubi employee!!!

This thread is created so we can discover who these evil invaders are and what we should do to save the forums from them! They are threatening our freedom!

And remember never to thrust people liking games you dislike! They are obviously employees of the developers or producers!

[BTOG46]

I resent that vile and baseless accusation, how dare you besmirch my good reputation.

What?
* takes fat envelope from man in suit*
Not in public you fool, we could get noticed.

*Puts envelope in pocket *

you`ll be hearing from my lawyers!

[Justice]

ehm... what good reputation? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

so, what was in that envelope then? You are discovered my good man http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

And bring him on. the truth can't be punished http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

[Labyrinth]

I can only agree on those suspicions. I was thinking the same for some time now.

I think we need to burn those evil employees, the henchmen of games capitalism! Burn them to death, that be their fair punishment!

[Justice]

So I'm not alone in batteling these vile beasts!

Let us get them then.

[BTOG46]

I`m not an employee of Ubi or Nival, I deny everything.
* Starts packing a large suitcase *

If you`ll excuse me now I have some things to attend to http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

[djfusion]

mm strange how things seem to add up here http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif so there is an evil side to you mr btog http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Justice]

*exchanges the suitcase that BTOG just has packed with another olooking just the same and having the same weight, but just filled with some normal stuff*

*tries to open the suitcase in a dark corner*

[C_h_u_c_k_l_e_s]

*peeks his blue head in the thread to see if there's any besmirching of Ubisofts name*

Hmmmm....carry on.

*heads back out to protect the rights of the not-quite-so-innocent*

[Red_orbiT_]

Wassa emploee? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

[BTOG46]

No ones an employee Red, it`s all lies http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

[Shadowfox1980]

Very interesting...I really should keep an eye on this site http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
By the way...Hi to everyone...especially to my settlers mates http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

[BTOG46]

Hi Shadow http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/inlove.gif

[Shadowfox1980]

Hey there http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif *runs to mate und gives lots of hugs*
Yes, I`m in a good mood http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif
Justice already gone to bed? *searchs*

[BTOG46]

yep, he`s worn out after hay gathering.
lol, no stamina these youngsters http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[znork]

HEY UBI GIVE ME MY PAY CHECK THEN!!!

[GrimReaper84_AU]

LOL Znork, sif they'd give a paycheck to someone as ugly as you. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

[Justice]

AHA!

So Znork is one too!

*resumes his efforts to catch the spirit of Znork*

And the blue guy is also guilthy http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

[tadaeusas]

BTOG is evil? but i'm his armor-bearer, nah.. he'll bring the darkness upon me, ahhhgrr.. must save him http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif
*arms his anti-evil-weapon*

and orbiT as well?? but it cannot be, he is pure one, he doesn't even know what evilness money is http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

aaahaahhaahahhh evilness around me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

[Red_orbiT_]

emploee?
orbiT has never heard such a word before http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
I don't understand anything http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif
And what is hautning? I've never hautned anything! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

[Justice]

The usual way for an evil ubi/nival alien employee to hid http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

[Red_orbiT_]

Originally posted by Justice:
The usual way for an evil ubi/nival alien employee to hid http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Hey! Don't switch the subject! What's an emploee? What's hautning? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[Justice]

You know it very well. you are just using your alien intelligence to hide behind http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[C_h_u_c_k_l_e_s]

Originally posted by Red_orbiT_:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Justice:
The usual way for an evil ubi/nival alien employee to hid http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Hey! Don't switch the subject! What's an emploee? What's hautning? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

*hands Red a Znorkish-to-English Dictionary*
Does that help?

[Justice]

That's what happens when you are to much around Znork http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif or it is when you write to fast...

[BTOG46]

There must be some kind of mistake, we`re not in the pay of Ubi or Nival, I mean, I can`t even speak Russian and the last time I used French to any extent was when I was at school.
Who in their right minds would employ someone who can`t understand them http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Come to that, who in their right minds would would employ us anyway, I`m too old, Red`s too strange and Znork........well, he`s Znork http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

We`ve been set up I tell you http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

[Justice]

Hmm... Perhaps I should wait a moment to burn you 3... but JJ, Sir Charles and Sorceress must be burnt right away. Proove your allegiance by burning the blue guy http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[BTOG46]

NOOOOOOO, can`t you see, He`s been framed too, it must be some kind of plot by someone, (not Someone, someone http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif) they must be trying to cause touble and get us to fight amongst ourselves http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

[Justice]

And why should I believe that? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[BTOG46]

Erm...........because we`re all nice? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

[Justice]

Suuuure http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[BTOG46]

I mean, Sorceress has a cute little birdie, I have a cute little cat, I`m not quite sure what pets Red and Znork might have...... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif....but we`re nice people http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Justice]

Proove it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[BTOG46]

* LEans forward and whispers in Justice`s ear * http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

and that`s all I can say http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Justice]

Not good enough http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif you prooved you, Znork and Red aren't employees, but you might still symphatize with JJ, Sir Charles and Sirceress http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[BTOG46]

Of course I sympathise with them, they`re innocent! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Justice]

Proove it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif *turns to on of the genereals as BTOG remains silent* arrest this man geral. Take Redn and Znork too. Try to search for the 3 employees too.

[Red_orbiT_]

Must escape! MUST ESCAPE!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
The bartender has gone mad and will seek to destroy us all!
Shapeshift! Red dragon!
*shapeshifts into a big powerful red dragon*

...

*shapeshifts back*
Did you see? Did you see? Didyousee? Diyasee? Dijasee? Djesee? See? See? See? See? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
It worked http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
I was like, a big Red Dragon! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif All powerful and stuffhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Yay! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif orbiT Happy http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
I'm invincible! I'm a draaaaagon! Wheee! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Heeheee! I didt it! Did it dit it! Heeeheeeheee! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
*falls down on the ground, shaking with helpless laughter, unable to move even as Justice guards come to pick him up*

[Justice]

*The guards drag Red and BTOG into the prison dungeons*

[BTOG46]

Come on, let us out of here, we`re innocent http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

If you don`t let me out, I`ll just have to delete your new forum then http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

[DarK_PhoeniX_22]

has the need for the guardian of heretics risen,http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

[tadaeusas]

so nothing interesting happen? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
nobody has been paid, no one is employee, no intrigue?

i so believed http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

[Hodge_Podge]

I must be an "evil Ubi/Niv employee" too … I should get paid continually for letting them know how lame it is to not keep their promises & for keeping them on their toes. NOT!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

[Alderbranchh]

Originally posted by Hodge_Podge:
I must be an "evil Ubi/Niv employee" too … I should get paid continually for letting them know how lame it is to not keep their promises & for keeping them on their toes. NOT!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

You work for Hewlett-Packard that are in alliance with Blizzard that plan to take over the world... we already found that out long ago.

The HP-connection: Hodge_Podge -> Hewlett-Packard

[tadaeusas]

that's so.. Blizzard already rules, didn't notice http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

[BTOG46]

That`s all very well, but unless you hadn`t noticed, I`m still locked up and accused of being an Ubi/Nival employee. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

And so are Red and Znork. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

[someone-else90]

Your "accuser" is banned! The charges are dropped, right? Shouldn't you go free ??? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

[BTOG46]

Yes I should, and so should Red and Znork.
But no one has bothered to release us http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

[GrimReaper84_AU]

Why? It keeps you there handy for the next lot of charges. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

[tadaeusas]

*is going to give a long held present to BTOG*
anti-evilness-weapon http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif
*a magic bullet whizzs straight forward to BTOG*

release, milord http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[BTOG46]

Thanks Anju
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[tadaeusas]

uff... i thought you're going to evade that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
now when everything is over, tell me what's in that suitcase http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

oh really orbiT and Znork left, i wonder should i just harm the payers or just shot th.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

[BTOG46]

This suitcase Anju? it just had some rough outlines for the new sites at max

[tadaeusas]

Originally posted by BTOG46:
some rough outlines

weapons!, i knew it! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[BTOG46]

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifWeb sites Anju, not missile sites http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Your paranoia doesn`t get any better
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[tadaeusas]

no..? i so believed http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

so that's why i registered to your forum today http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

[BTOG46]

Watch out for Justice, in his forum he wields a hammer http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[tadaeusas]

i have no reason to be banned, BTOG http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Alderbranchh]

No, but justice might have reasons to ban you http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Even if they are made up... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[tadaeusas]

ouh..i see, Alder, you'd like to see me banned? You have something against me? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif - well, i'm listening then...

[BTOG46]

Originally posted by Alderbranch


No, but justice might have reasons to ban you
Even if they are made up...

Strange as it may seem, Justice has already started to keep his forum tidy, he deleted his own full page laughter spam, there`s hope for him yet http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Btw Anju, if Justice bans you without good reason I`ll just unban you again http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[tadaeusas]

thanks, BTOG, i'll try not to have serious reasons.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif