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XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 02:24 AM
Episode 1 http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-topic.asp?name=us_farcry_general&id=zyzxk

Episode 2 http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-topic.asp?name=us_farcry_general&id=zyuun

http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky13.jpg

1. After I left, Sharky's other 2 friends Sam and Earl headed out in a boat to go find their friend and bring em back to the island. They knew what happed and that it was an accident.



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky14.jpg

2. Once things cooled off between me and Sharky I went back to the island and found all 3 of them at the dock playing around and jumping off into the water then resting in the sun.To make up with everyone, I suggested that we have a diving contest to see who can do the most spectacular dive. I said that I would then judge between them to see who's the best. They agreed and Sam was the first to go.....



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky15.jpg

3. Sam walked to the back of the dock and got a good running start. He leaped with all his might and performed a spectacular swan dive. At the height of his jump he clicked his heels together and dove right into the water without
making a single splash. Well done! Next up was Sharky........



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky16.jpg

4. Sharky flopped to the back of the dock then quickly turned and scampered as fast as he could to the edge. He curled his tail under and snapped straight up into the air like a jumbo shrimp. Just like an airplane doing a vertical
stall, Sharky slowly turned in the air then headed nose first into the water. Just before he hit, he quickly turned to perform a most exquisite belly flop. Very impressive indeed! Next up was Earl....



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky17.jpg

5. Earl slowly lumbered up to the edge of the dock and just stood there. He sniffed at the water a couple of times and just stared at everyone..



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky18.jpg

6. All at once he just stepped off and plopped in the water. He just floated there for a sec or two then said "tadaaaaa!" like he really did something. I thought well maybe he's just not a good swimmer or something so I'll give em a break. I then said "Hey that's...uh....pretty good there.....Earl".....



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky19.jpg

7. Now it was time for the judging to begin. Before I could say anything, Earl just ran up and jumped up on the rock that we had set up to be our winner's podium and where the medal was to be awarded. Sam and Sharky seemed a bit confused about what was going on and so did I.



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky20.jpg

8. I walked up to Earl and said "Hey what do you think you're doing Earl, I haven't even started the judging part yet and already you just helped yourself up to the winners podium to accept the medal ( which actually was a bottle cap ) without going through the judging part?!" Earl said "Hey everyone knows I'm the best diver, now fork over my medal you loser! I said "First, you can't just declare yourself the winner, and secondly, who are you calling a loser?!



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky21.jpg

9. He said "You! I'm calling you a loser, you loser. You sleep all day and stay up all night. You have a nowhere job and a nowhere career. You're fat, lazy, and stupid. You pick your nose all day and you stink. You can't make it with the girls, heck, you couldn't even make it with my sister and she's a pig! All of your life's accomplishments and all of your life's goals and worth can be compared to this...A huge, rancid, elongated set of rotten bowels
filled with noxious butt gas!! So why don't you just cut a big one and die, but before that, fork over my medal! Then I said "THAT RIPS IT!!!!!!"



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky22.jpg

10. Then with a burning rage I said "You want your medal, I've got your METAL right here!!!" then I whipped out my machete and whacked em', I whacked em' gooooood! Then I sliced em' and diced em' then I stabbed em' a few times. I
threw em' up in the air then hacked em' to pieces on the way down like a mad Japanese chef at a Benihana's resturant....



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky23.jpg

11. After I came to my senses, me Sam and Sharky just stared at each other in a long, eerie silence that seemed to last for an eternity...............There Earl lay all mangled and diced like that once fine glazed Christmas ham that you made the misstake of giving your half senile grandfather the honor of carving up for the family that one horrible Christmas day, but that'a another morbid story for some other time.



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky24.jpg

12. Then suddenly the silence was broken when a man drove up from out of nowhere and stood there looking the situation over. He then said "Sir I'm with the FDA and I'm gonna have to ask you if you have a permit to prepare and
serve food on this island"...



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky25.jpg

13. I said "No, no, you have it all wrong. I'm not fixing food or anything, we were just having a diving contest. You see, Earl here er...uh...and there...and over there, didn't wait for me to judge who was the best diver, but just jumped up on that rock which we were using as a podium and declared himself the winner then insulted me and I went nuts after that. Just ask Sharky, he'll back up my story." After I said that, there was another long eerie silence then the guy just slowly looked at me, then Sharky, then Earl. He then said "Because this is a small island, I also serve as the local police and I work part-time for the insane asylum. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come with me for further questioning and a serious mental
examination....



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky26.jpg

14. And with that I whipped out my machete and I whacked em'! I whacked em' reeeaaallll goooood. Then I sliced em'and diced em' then I stabbed em' a few times till he stopped wiggling...



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky27.jpg

15. Then all of us quickly gathered around and feasted till there was nothing left. We had to be sure there wasn't any evidence left to be found. Ahhhh yes, all was well again on the island.



The End.



Message Edited on 01/30/0401:27AM by the_wood_man

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 02:24 AM
Episode 1 http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-topic.asp?name=us_farcry_general&id=zyzxk

Episode 2 http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-topic.asp?name=us_farcry_general&id=zyuun

http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky13.jpg

1. After I left, Sharky's other 2 friends Sam and Earl headed out in a boat to go find their friend and bring em back to the island. They knew what happed and that it was an accident.



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky14.jpg

2. Once things cooled off between me and Sharky I went back to the island and found all 3 of them at the dock playing around and jumping off into the water then resting in the sun.To make up with everyone, I suggested that we have a diving contest to see who can do the most spectacular dive. I said that I would then judge between them to see who's the best. They agreed and Sam was the first to go.....



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky15.jpg

3. Sam walked to the back of the dock and got a good running start. He leaped with all his might and performed a spectacular swan dive. At the height of his jump he clicked his heels together and dove right into the water without
making a single splash. Well done! Next up was Sharky........



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky16.jpg

4. Sharky flopped to the back of the dock then quickly turned and scampered as fast as he could to the edge. He curled his tail under and snapped straight up into the air like a jumbo shrimp. Just like an airplane doing a vertical
stall, Sharky slowly turned in the air then headed nose first into the water. Just before he hit, he quickly turned to perform a most exquisite belly flop. Very impressive indeed! Next up was Earl....



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky17.jpg

5. Earl slowly lumbered up to the edge of the dock and just stood there. He sniffed at the water a couple of times and just stared at everyone..



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky18.jpg

6. All at once he just stepped off and plopped in the water. He just floated there for a sec or two then said "tadaaaaa!" like he really did something. I thought well maybe he's just not a good swimmer or something so I'll give em a break. I then said "Hey that's...uh....pretty good there.....Earl".....



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky19.jpg

7. Now it was time for the judging to begin. Before I could say anything, Earl just ran up and jumped up on the rock that we had set up to be our winner's podium and where the medal was to be awarded. Sam and Sharky seemed a bit confused about what was going on and so did I.



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky20.jpg

8. I walked up to Earl and said "Hey what do you think you're doing Earl, I haven't even started the judging part yet and already you just helped yourself up to the winners podium to accept the medal ( which actually was a bottle cap ) without going through the judging part?!" Earl said "Hey everyone knows I'm the best diver, now fork over my medal you loser! I said "First, you can't just declare yourself the winner, and secondly, who are you calling a loser?!



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky21.jpg

9. He said "You! I'm calling you a loser, you loser. You sleep all day and stay up all night. You have a nowhere job and a nowhere career. You're fat, lazy, and stupid. You pick your nose all day and you stink. You can't make it with the girls, heck, you couldn't even make it with my sister and she's a pig! All of your life's accomplishments and all of your life's goals and worth can be compared to this...A huge, rancid, elongated set of rotten bowels
filled with noxious butt gas!! So why don't you just cut a big one and die, but before that, fork over my medal! Then I said "THAT RIPS IT!!!!!!"



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky22.jpg

10. Then with a burning rage I said "You want your medal, I've got your METAL right here!!!" then I whipped out my machete and whacked em', I whacked em' gooooood! Then I sliced em' and diced em' then I stabbed em' a few times. I
threw em' up in the air then hacked em' to pieces on the way down like a mad Japanese chef at a Benihana's resturant....



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky23.jpg

11. After I came to my senses, me Sam and Sharky just stared at each other in a long, eerie silence that seemed to last for an eternity...............There Earl lay all mangled and diced like that once fine glazed Christmas ham that you made the misstake of giving your half senile grandfather the honor of carving up for the family that one horrible Christmas day, but that'a another morbid story for some other time.



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky24.jpg

12. Then suddenly the silence was broken when a man drove up from out of nowhere and stood there looking the situation over. He then said "Sir I'm with the FDA and I'm gonna have to ask you if you have a permit to prepare and
serve food on this island"...



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky25.jpg

13. I said "No, no, you have it all wrong. I'm not fixing food or anything, we were just having a diving contest. You see, Earl here er...uh...and there...and over there, didn't wait for me to judge who was the best diver, but just jumped up on that rock which we were using as a podium and declared himself the winner then insulted me and I went nuts after that. Just ask Sharky, he'll back up my story." After I said that, there was another long eerie silence then the guy just slowly looked at me, then Sharky, then Earl. He then said "Because this is a small island, I also serve as the local police and I work part-time for the insane asylum. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come with me for further questioning and a serious mental
examination....



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky26.jpg

14. And with that I whipped out my machete and I whacked em'! I whacked em' reeeaaallll goooood. Then I sliced em'and diced em' then I stabbed em' a few times till he stopped wiggling...



http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky27.jpg

15. Then all of us quickly gathered around and feasted till there was nothing left. We had to be sure there wasn't any evidence left to be found. Ahhhh yes, all was well again on the island.



The End.



Message Edited on 01/30/0401:27AM by the_wood_man

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 02:33 AM
ROFL Genious!

I wanna see a Sharky miniseries on TV!!! That would roxers me boxers /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 02:38 AM
BRAVO!!!

Words can't express so I used only one.

BRAVO!!!

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XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 03:36 AM
Dude. That is freaking great!

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XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 03:57 AM
AWESOME! You need to enter this in some kind of contest. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 04:39 AM
Thanks. It's just an odd way of occupying my spare time, lol.

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 04:53 AM
Man when I start the game all I get is a bunch of stupid bad guys with guns running around. What gives?

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 05:44 AM
lol, funny as story man keep up the good work!

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 05:52 AM
I never have liked Earl.

Good riddance to that obnoxious swine.

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XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 06:00 AM
hahahaha THIS WAS AWESOME

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 06:07 AM
LLLLLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! That was GREAT!!!!

I really think Earl was the "real" pig in this story...hehehe!!!!!



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XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 06:10 AM
Gj on those, the_wood_man. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 06:21 AM
Good one Wood... Ya kept me interested, I was dieing for episode 3... GJ!!

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XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 06:50 AM
LMAO

want to add that to our fan site....it is hilarious

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XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 10:40 AM
Nice story /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 10:46 AM
really cool man http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 03:27 PM
Yo that was Friggin' AmAzInG!!!!! VERY NICELY DONE...


Though how did u get that merc 2 not c u?? how did u do that?

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 04:02 PM
Too Funny. Godd job wood!

Cheers, smug

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XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 05:23 PM
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This is the best episode... awesome!

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 09:38 PM
Lol Nice

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 11:50 PM
*bump*

XyZspineZyX
01-31-2004, 12:14 AM
ROFL pure genius!

XyZspineZyX
01-31-2004, 12:34 AM
Lol /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
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NRG-753
05-26-2004, 08:00 AM
and a *bump* for 3 too http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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NRG-753
05-26-2004, 08:05 AM
oh sorry guys, looks like the pics have been taken down http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/52.gif, I should've checked the first page before I bumped http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

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Ru.
05-26-2004, 01:42 PM
Man, did I get here late or what.

No pictures at all, kinda ruins it for me I think
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Meusali
05-26-2004, 03:30 PM
me 2 http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

mr.amphibian
05-26-2004, 04:03 PM
missed all of sharkies adventurs http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

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05-26-2004, 05:42 PM
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JK. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
But seriously I am getting Red X's and your links to previous episodes aren't working.

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McVittees
05-27-2004, 03:43 AM
Common! Re-post the pictures! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/11.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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shootwithfun
06-01-2004, 06:06 PM
No Pictures!