View Full Version : Women are like MYST because...
TheEmmex
02-06-2008, 09:25 PM
You get tiny hints that are supposed to mean something but just leave you frustrated instead!
...feel free to add to the list:
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Speedyserd
02-07-2008, 06:24 AM
... even though they are beautiful, there are always secrets around them.
...if you do something wrong, they don't let you forget it
(Riven in particular)
fallstar
02-07-2008, 07:52 PM
You can't fool/trick your way through it...unless you use Fly Mode, then things get interesting! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
TheEmmex
02-07-2008, 11:34 PM
Women are like MYST because....
...when you are still stuck with an older version a newer more exciting one comes along with more levels and is much more pleasing to the eye...
TheEmmex
02-17-2008, 08:05 PM
Women are like MYST because...
...at first they are all new and exciting but at the end of it all you find you are stuck in a seemingly endless maze and you can't wait to end it all.
Speedyserd
02-19-2008, 07:43 AM
... are rather complex creatures that can go unstable if wrong words are joined together to create the base of the foundation.
(thinking Riven here).
TheEmmex
02-19-2008, 12:33 PM
you mean they are like poisonous frogs called MARTY?
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Speedyserd
02-20-2008, 09:46 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif
Don't get the reference.
TheEmmex
02-20-2008, 11:20 PM
take a frog - ask a guy called Marty to mix up the name so it's called Y'tram (pretty complex), use the extracts from it's skin to use on your poisonous blowdarts (thinking Riven here)
Speedyserd
02-21-2008, 08:00 AM
Gotcha. I was confused where Marty came from, but I see it now. Thanks.
... are beautiful down to the last detail.
...You can be with one for a long time and still be amazed
cfischer83
03-01-2008, 10:47 PM
Women are like Myst because they give you the option of a blue page or a red page, and no matter which one you picked, you're wrong and should have taken the white one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
gaberax
03-02-2008, 07:35 AM
Women are like Myst because they are both mysterious, frustrating and when you think you're completely lost some little breakthrough keeps hope alive that there is some underlying meaning to it all. That and if you spend $50 you expect to have a good time. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
TheEmmex
04-02-2008, 01:39 AM
CFish - you may not know anything about decent computers but methinks you are definitely learning about women!
And gab - you're right, no matter how good you think the packaging looks - you are still in for a gamble.
ROFL! That's bad gab!
Women are like Myst because....
...despite the beautiful things, they expect you to be able to know the right answer.
zarnic1
04-05-2008, 06:32 AM
... 'cuz when you think you've fingured them out something happens and you're lost again. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif
... because no matter how bad things get with them, guys (and some gals too) just can't help being drawn to them.
TheEmmex
05-20-2008, 10:48 PM
Women are like Myst because...
... no matter how many times you play the game, the answer is still the same - NO - your bum doesn't look big in this! it's just the screen resolution is set wrong on your widescreen LCD!!!
Women are like Myst because...
I never did make it through the instruction manual. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
TheEmmex
10-03-2008, 11:59 PM
.... there's a manual? :|
Yes, there is a manual. It's in some sort of foreign language, unreadable by men. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
TheEmmex
10-06-2008, 12:26 AM
...ahhh that makes sense... quick run.. here comes Speedy!
trucker2000
10-12-2008, 09:54 AM
Women are like MYST because....
They have weird ways about them.... (spire)
To da women around here....ya know we love ya. http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif
TheEmmex
10-13-2008, 11:37 AM
Women are like Myst because...
they both keep you running around in circles for Ages.
(note the capital A)
Speedyserd
10-13-2008, 04:02 PM
Hey we gotta give you something productive to do... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
TheEmmex
11-13-2008, 07:40 PM
I thought it was a woman's job to be productive?
*runs*
jahura
10-14-2009, 09:51 PM
...give her a little attention and she will bring you to worlds you never before imagined.