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Axeman52.5
07-23-2004, 09:58 AM
Any Brits ever watched Room 101 with Paul Merton? This is the thread where we do that.
Anyone who hasn't seen room 101, it's a comedy chat show where Paul Merton asks celebrities to name 5 things they want to get rid of (eg traffic wardens, motorway service stations etc). It's pretty funny.
My 5 to start:
Coffee. Coffee is rubbish. It's a rubbish drink. Why? Because people drink it for one reason: caffeine. Nobody really likes coffee, they drink it to wake up in the morning or stay awake at night, right? But that's rubbish. It's very rubbish. Because there's far more caffeine in a cup of tea. And tea tastes one helluva lot better. So coffee's only use is obsolete. It's useless. Rubbish. And it's a painus in the anus to spell coffee. Also, latte is for sissies.
haX0rz (hacksaws?). Y'know, the ones that spend all day coding their latest one thousand one hundred and thirty seven virus that makes your computer blow up. Also spyware blockers that say they're free, then find two million serious spywares and say you have to pay for it to clean them out. So it's not free, is it? So why did you say it was free? Now I've wasted twenty minutes.
Hugh Grant. Or rather, every film he's ever been in ever. Especially the ones that make fat or stupid people want to come to Britain, because they think the whole country's like the film Notting Hill http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif.
Naff sequels. Look at the Matrix, the first film was awsome, but 2 and 3 were two of the worst films I've seen in a long time. The Wacky-Mouse-Skis or whatever they're called got stupid, and started doing loads of 'epic' bits. It's like the said 'Right, we wan this to be an epic trilogy.' then got what epic means completely wrong. It just ended up being really bad. And Keanu Reaves can't act. I've seen less wooden planks of 2 by 4.
People who rip off other people's music. I mean, does Eminem really have so little musical talent that he needs to steal the riff from Kashmir by Led Zeppelin for his movie soundtrack (8 miles, or something like that)? Why does he need to do that? And if you're going to steal one of the most awsome riffs in rock, please don't put it in something so awful as 8 miles by Eminem (is he chocolate, or peanut, by the way?). That ruined the rif***e for ever. And it happens all the time as well. Go get some talent, don't leach others' like a... leach! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
There's my 5. You don't have to have 5, you can do as many as you like, on whatever you like (within forum rules of course, wouldn't want a mod to have to spoil teh funneh)
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Axeman52.5
07-23-2004, 09:58 AM
Any Brits ever watched Room 101 with Paul Merton? This is the thread where we do that.
Anyone who hasn't seen room 101, it's a comedy chat show where Paul Merton asks celebrities to name 5 things they want to get rid of (eg traffic wardens, motorway service stations etc). It's pretty funny.
My 5 to start:
Coffee. Coffee is rubbish. It's a rubbish drink. Why? Because people drink it for one reason: caffeine. Nobody really likes coffee, they drink it to wake up in the morning or stay awake at night, right? But that's rubbish. It's very rubbish. Because there's far more caffeine in a cup of tea. And tea tastes one helluva lot better. So coffee's only use is obsolete. It's useless. Rubbish. And it's a painus in the anus to spell coffee. Also, latte is for sissies.
haX0rz (hacksaws?). Y'know, the ones that spend all day coding their latest one thousand one hundred and thirty seven virus that makes your computer blow up. Also spyware blockers that say they're free, then find two million serious spywares and say you have to pay for it to clean them out. So it's not free, is it? So why did you say it was free? Now I've wasted twenty minutes.
Hugh Grant. Or rather, every film he's ever been in ever. Especially the ones that make fat or stupid people want to come to Britain, because they think the whole country's like the film Notting Hill http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif.
Naff sequels. Look at the Matrix, the first film was awsome, but 2 and 3 were two of the worst films I've seen in a long time. The Wacky-Mouse-Skis or whatever they're called got stupid, and started doing loads of 'epic' bits. It's like the said 'Right, we wan this to be an epic trilogy.' then got what epic means completely wrong. It just ended up being really bad. And Keanu Reaves can't act. I've seen less wooden planks of 2 by 4.
People who rip off other people's music. I mean, does Eminem really have so little musical talent that he needs to steal the riff from Kashmir by Led Zeppelin for his movie soundtrack (8 miles, or something like that)? Why does he need to do that? And if you're going to steal one of the most awsome riffs in rock, please don't put it in something so awful as 8 miles by Eminem (is he chocolate, or peanut, by the way?). That ruined the rif***e for ever. And it happens all the time as well. Go get some talent, don't leach others' like a... leach! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
There's my 5. You don't have to have 5, you can do as many as you like, on whatever you like (within forum rules of course, wouldn't want a mod to have to spoil teh funneh)
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Useless Spammer
07-23-2004, 10:10 AM
1. people who use glitches
2. people who use trainers
3. people who cheat
4. people who kill there m8's in game
but mostly i hate
5. people who keep asking how you get the guy in the submarine level to use the computer!
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Terrax213
07-23-2004, 10:11 AM
Speeding tickets ... rubbish. Especially when issued by cops who commit the same violation. They feel they have the badge to not only enforce the law, but to have the right to break it. Kinda like having your cake and eating it too http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
"Reality TV" ... the mother of all rubbish. The participants KNOW they're being filmed, so how do you expect it to be reality? They're gonna act in a way that portrays them to be someone they're not, which makes them look even more stupid than they probably already are.
Dieting .... Rubbish as well. You eat healthy, stick to a strict diet of eating like a rabbit, you're miserable your entire life because your precious diet prevents you from eating delicious tasting food, but you still die anyway. Why not enjoy all the good things life has to offer and die happy? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
Remaking classic horror movies ... yep ... rubbish. Psycho, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Night of the Living Dead. I pity the first producer who remakes The Shining http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif That's what made those movies so good, and so scary ... the fact they're classics. Seeing modern actors and actresses try to re enact the scenes from the originals makes for a good laugh, not a good scare.
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Desert Hawk
07-23-2004, 10:12 AM
I love room 101, Axe!
OK, mine:
Spyware: Its the worst thing on earth. Its in every programm, and when you remove it, it disables the programm it infected! I would love to lynch its inventor.
PT forum whiners: nuff said. If all they can do is complain about a game, then thats pretty sad. I understand why they want it fixing, its the way they go about it.
Bus Lanes: We have a special lanes for buses in certain areas in England. The one which gets me is the one on the motorway. (I cant remember which one, lol) It never gets used! Its a waste of space, because they never turn up anyway. lol.
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Useless Spammer
07-23-2004, 10:16 AM
on the subject of coffee
companies that provide free coffee are actually drugging there employees up wiht cafeen so they do more work. a future lawsuite methinks
and naf sequals
grease 2, spiderman 2, silence of the lambs 2, sniper 2, matrix 2, star wars prequels ,,,,,
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Axeman52.5
07-23-2004, 10:23 AM
Did you see the one on the other night DH? With Bruce Forsythe? Merton doing the dance was classic http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
At least roads on the mainland are well-repaired, DH. Here, the Manx DoT does ours. Douglas promenade is like a patchwork quilt, and you have to get your car's suspension done almost twice as often as on the mainland, it's so bumpy on our roads.
Terrax: great list. We have the original reality TV show running a series over here now, it's called 'Big Brother'. Instead of a warning from history about totalitarianism, big brother is now a game show. Great. But worse is when all your friends are talking about the damn things. There's only so many times you can listen then quip: 'You actually watch that rubbish?' before you start to feel your brain cells comitting hara kiri.
One more thing: what is this smiley for: http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/sonar.gif?
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Terrax213
07-23-2004, 10:26 AM
Yeah Big Brother has aired over here http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Coming this fall we have the following: Wife Swap, Desperate Housewives, Trading Families something or other I'm so filled with anticipation I can hardly wait http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
And that smiley? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/sonar.gif I dunno, but I think it's rubbish http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
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Seifer1921
07-23-2004, 10:28 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Useless Spammer:
1. people who use glitches
2. people who use trainers
3. people who cheat
4. people who kill there m8's in game
but mostly i hate
5. people who keep asking how you get the guy in the submarine level to use the computer!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I do not imagine it can be said any better then this. Oh, and I do not like sigs too. Maybe a miniature picture beneath the name but not some big extravagant picture under every post. Yes, I know I will get flack for saying that.
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Useless Spammer
07-23-2004, 10:28 AM
average joe.......
forget about the joe's show me the babe
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Useless Spammer
07-23-2004, 10:29 AM
i still hate those guys asking how you interrogate the tech on the submarine level for the 100th time
even more than big brother
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Axeman52.5
07-23-2004, 10:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally warbled in the shower by Useless Spammer:
average joe.......
forget about the joe's show me the babe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Is that like a TV programme or something?
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Terrax213
07-23-2004, 10:39 AM
Yeah its one I forgot to mention .. I think it's kinda like "The Bachelor." Not sure though, I don't invest much time finding out what the shows are about.
Another Rubbish for me: Customers. Employment would be so much better if it wasn't for the customers. Yeah they are why we make money, but must they be so freakin stupid?
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Axeman52.5
07-23-2004, 10:42 AM
I gotta dig out some CAD comics for ya, Terrax. Gimme a sec...
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Useless Spammer
07-23-2004, 10:45 AM
worse than customers are suppliers now they really should be in room 101
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Axeman52.5
07-23-2004, 10:47 AM
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Terrax213
07-23-2004, 10:48 AM
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Why can't we have that attitude with customers IRL http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
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Useless Spammer
07-23-2004, 10:49 AM
I'd put those really wide FAKE exhaust pipes into room 101.
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Terrax213
07-23-2004, 10:50 AM
aka fart pipes Useless Spammer? lol
Sounds like there's not even a muffler on the damn car. A little Honda CRX sounding like a 76 Malibu http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif The drivers of those cars should be in 101 as well.
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Useless Spammer
07-23-2004, 10:53 AM
yes the drivers and there 8 mates which they insist on cramming into a sub-compact
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quillan
07-23-2004, 11:08 AM
Terrax, have you ever seen Clerks?
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Seifer1921
07-23-2004, 11:17 AM
I would have to declare customers are dumber than suppliers in my line of work (banking).
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The Neon 3
07-23-2004, 11:26 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Terrax213: Remaking classic horror movies ... yep ... rubbish. Psycho, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Night of the Living Dead.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Come on. I actually liked the new Texas Chainsaw Massicare a whole lot better than the original. The Original had no storyline. The New one did...plus it had better effex
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Terrax213
07-23-2004, 11:46 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by quillan:
Terrax, have you ever seen _Clerks_?
Age and treachery will defeat youth and skill every time.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yep ... I just had to leave the 'f' word out when Randall said it in the movie LOL. According to a friend of mine, anyone who's worked in a convenience store would know that movie to be right on how their customers are.
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Piniata
07-24-2004, 12:53 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Useless Spammer:
and naf sequals
grease 2, spiderman 2, silence of the lambs 2, sniper 2, matrix 2, star wars prequels ,,,,,
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
grease 2: what???? spider man 2: inevitable silence of the lambs 2: there is no such thing http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif, make sure it exists before u say something (i think u mean hannibal which is much better than silence of the lambs or red dragon), never heard of sniper or sniper 2, matrix 2 was bad and star wars prequels: dude, the series started with episode 4, what on earth did u expect??? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
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Rathitz
07-24-2004, 01:04 PM
Rubbish:
1 Of course reality TV
2 Speeding tickets when the cop picks you out of like 100 cars going at the same speed
3 Lawyers and the people that hire them to sue companies for their own idiotic mistakes
4 Politicians (a sadly necessary evil)
5 EA (Electronic Arts)...need I say more?
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Piniata
07-24-2004, 01:14 PM
why do u say ea games? they make coo games, better than msot ubi games...although ea makes some teriible one (like moh:rising sun and the new 007)
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PAKMAN52SE
07-24-2004, 01:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Useless Spammer:
grease 2, spiderman 2, silence of the lambs 2, sniper 2, matrix 2, star wars prequels ,,,,,
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Just so you know, Silence of the Lambs was a sequel itself.
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Rathitz
07-24-2004, 01:36 PM
EA makes **** games. What they do is use their big name and purchase big name titles (like taking over the command and conquer series) and then half *** the work and put out an overall crappy game that sells like crazy just because of the big name game and because EA has their name on the side. It is pathetic.
Harry Potter games - horrible, awesome sales (even the newest one which got the worst reviews of them all)
The Sims - the original was good but they made a million sequels and tons of "deluxe editions" that are all **** and sold like crazy
Medal of Honor - Allied Assault was good but all console versions of MoH and the second expansion for Moh:AA on pc all sucked but got great sales
Madden, NCAA, NHL, NBA Live, Tiger Woods - Ea has at least the next five years planned out for their games. They add "little things" to "touch up the game" and thats it. Wow, they added a hit stick in the newest version of Madden. And this wasn't in last years WHY? Oh yeah, because they planned it that way. By adding a couple little things it makes the same old game look new and improved when they could have easily done it to last years version. But, of course, amazing sales.
Other movie spin offs - Such as catwoman. It will probably get good sales even though the game sucks big nuts. Also, every single bond game they have made sucks and yet they continuously generate major sales from it just because of the name. Also, look at the LotR games. Sure, some people like them, but overall they are **** compared to other hack and slash games. The graphics are HORRIBLE and the action is sub par. They only sell well because of the name.
They made tons of unneccesary expansions and made craploads of money off them. The expansion are absolutely worthless and you can get more from the free mods online then you can get from an EA expansion.
They made tons of spin offs off of a game that was actually good. Such as battlefield 1942. It was a great game. But they made one decent expansion and one horrible one. Then they made Battlefield vietnam which is only sub-par. They are probably making an as yet unnannounced expansion for it that will sell like crazy but will really suck. They are also making Battlefield 2 AND Battlefield: Modern Combat at the same time just like they are making The Sims 2 AND the URBZ at the same time. Same stuff, slight differences, sub par content, yet they will all generate amazing sales.
Basically, EA is a gaming industry giant that shouldn't be. What has happened is that they get such great sales - and they know they do - that they have stopped putting effort into making original quality games. Now, they just make cheap spin offs. EA is pathetic and should be put out of business.
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Rathitz
07-24-2004, 01:39 PM
Yes, silence of the lambs is the "sequel" to manhunter. But really, they aren't related that much. Manhunter really sucked, IMO. And silence of the lambs had completely different everything. Different writer, different director, different actors, etc. Everything was changed, and, obviously, for the better.
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Piniata
07-24-2004, 01:42 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rathitz:
Yes, silence of the lambs is the "sequel" to manhunter. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
manhunter was a bad make of what is really red dragon.
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Piniata
07-24-2004, 01:49 PM
i know waht u mean rahitz. all bond games are bad (except goldeney) but rouge agent looks cool.
lotr the gam,es were excellet, the battle for middle earth will be much better than the war of the ring.
i think it was a samrt decision to make bf2 and moder combat. see, not everyone has a super mage ultra hyper computer, thats why they are making it for consoles. and bf1942 was cool, the secret wepons expansion was great. they are not maikng an expansion for vietnam, it will be a patch and a ww2 mod.
its the same thing with sims2 and urbz as with bf2 and modern combat.
catwoman game will be muich better (still bad i bet) than the movie.
i dont agree with u saying ea is patetic. they obvioulsy sell good cause they make good games (moh, bf, etc) and maybe smaller kids like to play hairy pothead.
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Rathitz
07-24-2004, 02:07 PM
No, they sell good because of their big name. If you compare their half *** games to games that sell half as well you will find that there are a TON of quality games that are twice as good as the **** that EA makes.
Like I said, they occassionally make a good game like MOH of Battlefield but then they monopolize on it by pumping out WORTHLESS expansion packs. They charge $30 for an expansion pack that has as much in it as 30 minutes of downloading mods and maps on the internet.
Catwoman sucks in both movie and game form. Nuff said.
Like I said about vietnam, there is PROBABLY a as yet unannounced expansion. Trust me, EA wants money, and an **** filled expansion would make them tons of it. It's what they do.
Secret weapons of WW2 was a horrible expansion. All it did was add vehicles that had no actual effect on the war. Honestly, there are a ton of mods for the game that are ten times as good as any of their expansions.
Additionally, the LotR games are NOT excellent. They are ****. They just sell well because of the name. The battle system is rudimentary. No need for a storyline because it is copied from the movie. Voice-overs are horrible. And the graphics are absolutely pathetic.
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Useless Spammer
07-24-2004, 02:26 PM
EA destroyd the reputation of the C&C series with an appaling sequel 'Genrals a.k.a Generally Poor'.
Any company that takes over a company like westwood and destroys its games deserves to go out of business so I agree - down with EA games 'destroy everything!'
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