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MWolfe1963
12-03-2011, 03:33 PM
COMING SOON.

A Silent Hunter Christmas Carol

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/1951poster-1.gif

The epic struggle of one family's fight against poverty, revolution, greed and lustful desires as democracy and communism collide on Christmas Eve.


Starring

Celeon as Scrooge
Wolferz as Karl Marx "with a beard"

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/scroogeandghost2.jpg

The handsome MWolfe as Bob Cratchit
Donna "the Nug".... as Mrs. Cratchit


http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/scrooge48.jpg

Tambor as the ghost of Ben Franklin

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/scrooge53.jpg

Wern as TinyWern

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/tinytim.jpg

captgeo as the ghost of Rock Hudson
http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/RockHudson.jpg



Written by MWolfe
Produced by MWolfe
Directed by MWolfe


COMING SOON to a forum near you!!!

andypandy1996
12-03-2011, 06:19 PM
FINE DON'T INCLUDE ME!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif
I will plot the downfall of this production unless i get a secondary roll!!!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

captgeo
12-03-2011, 06:26 PM
Very Interesting, http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

MWolfe1963
12-03-2011, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by andypandy1996:
FINE DON'T INCLUDE ME!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif
I will plot the downfall of this production unless i get a secondary roll!!!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

Many have plotted against my former productions, but MWolfe remains strong in his convictions and dedicated to truth and final victory against Cel's evil empire and strange desires.

However,
There are several secondary roles not filled.
I'm looking for someone to be the ghost of Lenin for Cel or the role of Snoopy who will co star as Tiny Wern's puppy.....

The role of Santa Claus will probably go to a global moderator such as BTOG or Mr. Shades.

It's a mass production, but should be in a forum near you soon, we're still trying to resolve the issues between Cel as Scrooge and Tiny Wern......with out getting banned from the forum...

It's hard to add the needed flavor without offending some poor soul, but MWolfe being a genius producer will have Tambor and Yoober in mental conflict for hours as he pushes the limits in the production..

Understand, this play is not been rated by AUMA
"Association of Ubisoft Moderators of America"

May contain strong languge, political incorrectness, brief nudity and Candy Canes..

MWolfe1963
12-03-2011, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by captgeo:
Very Interesting, http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Yes, thank you for your part as the ghost of Rock Hudson in my production..

Cel thanks you as well.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif

fireftr18
12-04-2011, 12:31 AM
I'll volunteer for Snoopy. Do I get the WW1 flying ace helmet?

WernherVonTrapp
12-04-2011, 07:11 AM
Ooh, I can play that part. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif
Look, "<STRIKE>Please sir, I want some more.</STRIKE>" (oops, sorry, wrong Charles D!ckens classic). http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif
I mean, "God bless us everyone."http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/tinytim.jpg

andypandy1996
12-04-2011, 07:29 AM
I'll take Lenin then, or tree #2. Nah I'd prefer Lenin.

MWolfe1963
12-04-2011, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by andypandy1996:
I'll take Lenin then, or tree #2. Nah I'd prefer Lenin.

Lenin it is, you don't want to be one of the trees with Snoopy in the play. Course, if you knew what Cel had in mind, not much difference.

WernherVonTrapp
12-04-2011, 08:35 AM
Who is going to play Mr. Fezziwig?http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-think005.gif

Wolferz
12-04-2011, 09:33 AM
<STRIKE>Donna </STRIKE> Mrs Cratchit should really enjoy Bobs' Tiny Tim. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif "It's sooo small!

Only you can save it Mr. Scrooge. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif Bah! Humbug!

MWolfe1963
12-04-2011, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by WernherVonTrapp:
Who is going to play Mr. Fezziwig?http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-think005.gif

Due to budget and time constraints MWolfe productions can only provide so many roles and Mr. Fizziwig's character would add no meaningful role. If you would like to take duel roles with no added salary, I may consider it.

cmdrmoos has won the role of the ghost door knocker.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/1951-xmas-knocker.jpg



Hopefully this production will remind of all of better times when we were all young and gay.

fireftr18
12-04-2011, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by WernherVonTrapp:
Who is going to play Mr. Fezziwig?http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-think005.gif
I certainly won't be able to. If I'm playing Snoopy, then I'll be too busy playing all the animals in the play. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif That's what Lucy tells me anyway. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Can we get Charlie Brown to be director.

cmdrmoosicvs
12-04-2011, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by MWolfe1963:

cmdrmoos has won the role of the ghost door knocker.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/1951-xmas-knocker.jpg


A role perfectly suited to my acting abilities. MWolfe, you remind me of this famous producer. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://youtu.be/AfiVnavxH6s

MWolfe1963
12-04-2011, 05:30 PM
Yes, I remember the show well, I grew up watching Gilligan and Mary Ann played a big part in my life during puberty...

Cel wanted to polish your brass but I wouldn't let him

cmdrmoosicvs
12-04-2011, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by MWolfe1963

Cel wanted to polish your brass but I wouldn't let him

Thanks, MWolfe. You're not only a great producer, but a great humanitarian!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

cgkstealth
12-04-2011, 08:14 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

Dare I ask how much tickets are?

MWolfe1963
12-04-2011, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by cgkstealth:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

Dare I ask how much tickets are?

Yes, tickets will be $16.99 per person, but Americans get a 50% discount. To show MWolfe has no bias, communist will be allowed but must pay 20% extra and turn in their AK47's at the door. There will be a small section back upper balcony for communist members to enjoy the show. There will be a seperate viewing for gay communist the following day.

Security provided by Blackwater Corp and the Southern Baptist Convention.

Moderators get in free as long as they turn in their net erasers at the door

Please know MWolfe will donate all money to his favorite charity. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Also know there will be an awards show to honor the cast with the following awards.

Best actor leading role
Best actor as a gay communist ghost
Best costume design
Best communist kiss
Best american kiss
Best acting by a hobbling child.
Best supporting wife.
Best leading mistriss.
Best supporting mistriss.

Wolferz
12-05-2011, 06:28 AM
I was young at one time,but I've never been gay. http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif C'mere you thilly thavage

However, my limitless talents as a Thespian will allow me to perform a convincing role as Karl Marx, the Ghost of you ain't gettin no Christmas. Just a nice warm place in Siberia.
To save money on your production, I will repair all scenery chewed on by the producer. Looks like I'll be staying busy between acts. All you need do is call my Union Steward Joseph for permission. A few gifts will go a long way toward convincing him to allow work at less than union scale. Gold Frankincense and Myrrh are suggested items.

cmdrmoosicvs
12-05-2011, 06:31 AM
MWolfe-Before making it big.

http://youtu.be/8HZU2cShtrA

MWolfe1963
12-05-2011, 07:33 AM
Originally posted by cmdrmoosicvs:
MWolfe-Before making it big.

http://youtu.be/8HZU2cShtrA

Hahaha... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


Yes, that was me after the war, my career shattered by Wern But with two pesos in my hand, I built the kingdom I now sit on........

MWolfe1963
12-05-2011, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by Wolferz:
I was young at one time,but I've never been gay. http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif C'mere you thilly thavage

However, my limitless talents as a Thespian will allow me to perform a convincing role as Karl Marx, the Ghost of you ain't gettin no Christmas. Just a nice warm place in Siberia.
To save money on your production, I will repair all scenery chewed on by the producer. Looks like I'll be staying busy between acts. All you need do is call my Union Steward Joseph for permission. A few gifts will go a long way toward convincing him to allow work at less than union scale. Gold Frankincense and Myrrh are suggested items.

I don't know what a Thespian is so I looked it up, seems it means to be an actor with no sexual preference, so you still qualify for the role as gay Marx.

I'm sorry you're old and sad. You seemed so gay in your last movie.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/l_37158_a794854d.jpg

Wolferz
12-05-2011, 02:13 PM
An actor is only gay if he says thethpian. I said Thespian.
Other than that, I'm ACTING!
Glad I could add another english word to your vocabulary. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

WernherVonTrapp
12-06-2011, 02:48 AM
Perhaps, this is just a matter of subliminal realignment. What I mean is, if we change the author's name to, let's say, "Charles Shoe-ins." This way, it would be easier to accept that we're all a colloquial "shoe-in" for our respective parts.
Yeah, that's the ticket. I think this will ease some of the subconscious stress associated with the author. It's his fault for the misunderstandings. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

MWolfe1963
12-06-2011, 08:59 AM
UPDATE.

A Silent Hunter Christmas Carol has been put on
HOLD.....

We have several unresolved issues before we can
continue with production.

We have decided Wern is too big for the part of TinyWern. He's tried the role on his knees, but he doesn't look right and his voice is too deep. If we have any midgets here or young people with a bad leg interested please PM me.

I can't get rights to Snoopy

Cel wants to wear a teddy with pink hose for the Marx ghost love scene which has upset Wolferz that demands he wear black fur stockings. During the love scene these two take it too far each time and the AUMA won't approve an X rating for the forum.

cmdrmoose doesn't like guys banging his knocker.

Tambor not smart enough to remember famous Ben Franklin quotes.

Donna refuses to shave her legs or get her hair done in the style of the 30's and when she takes the stage the crowd still screams for
"Wang Dang Sweet Poontang"

The only two that seem to fit their roles are
captgeo as Rock Hudson and Fire as the forest animals and a tree.

So,..I knew I should've went to Subsim to find quality actors. My long suspicions that this is a forum of misfits and senile old men on viagra have proven out once again.

Hopefully these issues can be resolved soon. I'll keep you updated on any further developments.

Wolferz
12-06-2011, 09:05 AM
Well boys and girl, it looks like we'll have to take Broadway Muppet Style while MWolfe is off doing a bad imitation of Zero Mostel. Well, he got the Zero part right. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
I hope the rest of you had a contract... like this one here, stating that I still get paid in bubble gum and Dr Pepper. Even if I don't emote a single word of this trashy script onstage. Live and learn kids. This is why you have a bloodsucking agent. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Wolferz
12-06-2011, 09:33 AM
I did manage to save a picture of the animals in the dress rehearsal. You were doing such a good job FF18. That was the best rendition of Lullaby League since the Munchkins. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif I still don't get the hats but, MWolfe insisted.
The Hamsters... on-a-steek idea was brilliant. I bet you'll get a call from Henson any day now.

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/santas-1.jpg

MWolfe1963
12-06-2011, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by Wolferz:
Well boys and girl, it looks like we'll have to take Broadway Muppet Style while MWolfe is off doing a bad imitation of Zero Mostel. Well, he got the Zero part right. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
I hope the rest of you had a contract... like this one here, stating that I still get paid in bubble gum and Dr Pepper. Even if I don't emote a single word of this trashy script onstage. Live and learn kids. This is why you have a bloodsucking agent. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Well, you sir are no Clark Gable!


Wern will now be Scrooge's young fiancee. Both have large shoulders and saggy boobs.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/Armistead1424/scrooge56.jpg

Wolferz
12-06-2011, 01:04 PM
Wern can do unrequited http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif with his hands cuffed behind his back. Good choice. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif
What news, Zero errr MWolfe?
This thing going to open?
Well, regardless, I'll be by to pick up my bubble gum and DR Pepper. Just so there's no shenanigans, I'm bringing Animal with me.

MWolfe1963
12-06-2011, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by Wolferz:
Wern can do unrequited http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif with his hands cuffed behind his back. Good choice. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif
What news, Zero errr MWolfe?
This thing going to open?
Well, regardless, I'll be by to pick up my bubble gum and DR Pepper. Just so there's no shenanigans, I'm bringing Animal with me.

Well, the show will go on if I can resolve the conflict between you and Cel. I do believe Cel will use the black fur stockings you demand instead of the pink silk ones. Cel also wants you to gargle with mouthwash before you two do the "reading the manifesto under the sheets" scene.

Hopefully this will be the last conflict.

WernherVonTrapp
12-06-2011, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by Wolferz:

Well, regardless, I'll be by to pick up my bubble gum and DR Pepper. Just so there's no shenanigans, I'm bringing Animal with me. Heeey, I want bubble gum with my Dr. Pepper too. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif All I'm gettin' is a pack of Pop-Rocks and a can of RC.
I want to renegotiate my contract or it's no bill!http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif
Here, I'm sending someone in to negotiate:
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MWolfe1963
12-06-2011, 05:36 PM
Wern, you signed a legal non negotiable 90 contract. I realize it was to play the part of TinyWern, but the small print clearly states I can use you for other roles.

This production is hard enough without threats against my being and will not be tolerated.

I don't get the bubblegum and Dr. Pepper, sounds kinky.

fireftr18
12-06-2011, 07:39 PM
Hey Wern, all I get is dogfood and I have to sleep on top of my house with this goofy bird bothering me all the time. Do you know how hard it is to sleep on top of a peaked roof?

Wolferz
12-07-2011, 04:19 AM
Doggie breath aside, I sincerely hope that Cel doesn't have a problem with that Dutch Oven scene.
This three alarm chili is really good!
Other than that it's all green.
Will Ruby Rod be joining the troupe?
You still owe me some bubble gum. Lest you forget...again!

MWolfe1963
12-07-2011, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by Wolferz:
Doggie breath aside, I sincerely hope that Cel doesn't have a problem with that Dutch Oven scene.
This three alarm chili is really good!
Other than that it's all green.
Will Ruby Rod be joining the troupe?
You still owe me some bubble gum. Lest you forget...again!

Geesh Wolfer, get back on your meds.

Wolferz
12-07-2011, 11:20 AM
Geesh Wolferz, get back on your meds.

Well, sir, if you can't take a little tattle tale from a lucid cast member, maybe another line of work is up your alley. Celeon missed that Dutch Oven scene that you scribbled in the margins. What was that, enigma code? Celeon has one of the machines too ya hillbilly varmint.
I think he wishes to renegotiate his contract now. He mumbled something about wanting a gas mask and a Dutch Rudder to do the the Dutch Oven scene. The Dutch Rudder is all you, pal. I'm right at the limit of my debauchery already.

We promise to stop spelling our conversations so you can participate in the creative process too.

PS:
Up your alley is a good place for a F-I-R-E H-Y-D-R-A-N-T.
Now, about that Preperation H... The chili is coming though like a trucker in Toronto. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

MWolfe1963
12-07-2011, 12:25 PM
I think your role has caused some traumatic emotional issue as I never have a clue what you're saying.

MWolfe usually gets most metaphors, poetic renderings and understands most cultural slang, but I haven't understood much of your posting for over a month now and Wern doesn't seem to want to translate it or he doesn't understand you anymore either.

I fear Cel has converted you, as I seldom understand him either.

Wolferz
12-07-2011, 05:35 PM
My apologies, Opie.
I keep forgetting that you deck the jail in Mayberry types aren't too sophisticated. I'll send a teacher down from Raleigh.


I think your role has caused some traumatic emotional issue as I never have a clue what you're saying.


On second thought, I'll send an ambulance as I believe you are suffering a stroke.

MWolfe1963
12-07-2011, 10:49 PM
Good news...

Complete,

A viewing for our audience sheduled for Friday.
Get your tickets now...

WernherVonTrapp
12-08-2011, 04:39 AM
Uh-oh, all I can say is "WOW"!

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andypandy1996
12-08-2011, 05:08 AM
I'll get my costume ready!!!

Celeon999
12-08-2011, 05:46 AM
Celeon already prepared his costume http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Chebenezer Scroodguevara. Venceremos ! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/9546/cheguevarararephotos17.jpg

WernherVonTrapp
12-08-2011, 02:24 PM
With the obvious lack of funds available for this costumed production, I have a feeling we'll all end up looking like the Village People on stage:
http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/artists/304x304/village-people.jpg

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

MWolfe1963
12-08-2011, 07:06 PM
Village People, I could've used their music in the gay Marx scene with Cel..."at the YMCA...."

Oh, come on, you know you sung it non stop when it came out...

Wolferz
12-09-2011, 09:00 AM
Mine is ready to go:
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/the-ghost-of-christmas-present-2.jpg

Are you ready for hide the Zucchini, Cel?

Here's a shot of MWolfe doing his cold Bob Cratchit family number. :
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/61872-original.jpg
Donna looks good doesn't she?

MWolfe1963
12-09-2011, 10:16 AM
NEWS NEWS NEWS

The show has been put on hold once again. Wern has fallen ill and until the antibodics take care of some unknown rash we can't continue.

Wolferz has a so called cold sore that has to heal. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Sorry to all my dedicated fans...

Wolferz
12-09-2011, 01:59 PM
The heartbreak of Herpes Simplex Can't he just kiss around it? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
It's his fault for his sloppy St Bernard method.
Ah well, that's what happens when you share a cup of coacoa with Zero. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

WernherVonTrapp
12-12-2011, 05:10 AM
OK, that's it! I've had about enough of this nonsense! Either you put somebody else in charge of wardrobe, or I quit! Look what they gave me to wear:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BR-l63C-2iA/R6yEQSYMtUI/AAAAAAAABjg/GfiyiOFG-EQ/s320/tiny+tim-ukulele+small.jpg

Am I suppose to carry a ukelele or a crutch?! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif Do they even know who Tiny Tim is?!
MWolfe, you gotta straighten this out. Oh, and tell them please, NO SPANDEX!http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angry046.gif

MWolfe1963
12-13-2011, 12:42 PM
Wern, you have been a constant bother during this production and have failed in all your roles. You wouldn't get down on your knees to play TinyWern, nor would you shave daily or talk like a child. You failed as Scrooge's young fiancee, you'll never fit into a size 6 dress, show or not.

Demanding a star on your fitting room door was the last straw, so


I QUIT,

You guys are the biggest group of no brain misfits in history.

Sorry everyone, Wern spoiled it for all yet again.

Cel, I see no reason you and Wolfez can't continue in you'r relationship. What can I say, you win, it does seem this forum prefers your perverted belief of socialist behavior.

I'm never coming back and I really mean it this time.

Wolferz
12-13-2011, 02:32 PM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/thumbnailCABT8DT1.jpg

Wolferz
12-13-2011, 02:34 PM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/thumbnailCAEC4OAH.jpg
It's all your fault, Wern.
It's up to you to go get that cottonheaded ninnymuggins back.
Cell, you gotta stop stirring up the ghost of McCarthy in MWolfe. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

donna577
12-13-2011, 03:42 PM
Quiters suck...............As lame and stupid as it was to begin with, at least have the testies to finish what you start!

And hear this!...The next one to refer to me as the "Nug" will be put on my ignore list............Even Ted Nugent himself knows that he is known as the Nooge, not the nug, you simpletons.

Btw, can someone help me tighten my "nug" nut on my cars wheel.....or do you need to call triple A?

MWolfe1963
12-13-2011, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by donna577:
Quiters suck...............As lame and stupid as it was to begin with, at least have the testies to finish what you start!

And hear this!...The next one to refer to me as the "Nug" will be put on my ignore list............Even Ted Nugent himself knows that he is known as the Nooge, not the nug, you simpletons.

Btw, can someone help me tighten my "nug" nut on my cars wheel.....or do you need to call triple A?

Sorry, your avatar when you wore a headband looked just like the "Nug" himself or Nooge if that's what you prefer?

Let one of these guys change a tire..., you're kidding, right? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I have come up with a great new idea for a new production, two old men fighting it out all the time over a woman, maybe we could call it something like.

"Grumpy Old Men"

Oops, ignore this post, I forgot I left.

donna577
12-13-2011, 06:02 PM
Grumpy Old Men 1 and 2 was just the Odd Couple on wheels, seems Hollywood will dig up anything for a buck.

Omg MWolfe, I had thought you quit posting last week! And to think my heart was pumping cold urine at the thought of you leaving. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

MWolfe1963
12-13-2011, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by donna577:
Grumpy Old Men 1 and 2 was just the Odd Couple on wheels, seems Hollywood will dig up anything for a buck.

Omg MWolfe, I had thought you quit posting last week! And to think my heart was pumping cold urine at the thought of you leaving. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

fireftr18
12-13-2011, 07:38 PM
Do I get to keep the WW1 flying ace helmet?

Wolferz
12-13-2011, 08:22 PM
Heart pumping cold urine?
That 'splains the ****y moods. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

WernherVonTrapp
12-14-2011, 04:46 AM
Originally posted by Wolferz:
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/thumbnailCAEC4OAH.jpg
It's all your fault, Wern.
HuuUUUUUH? How did? What the? Who said? (pause)My fault? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
Aahhhhh, MWolfe's not a quitter. Remember, a quitter never wins and a winner never quits. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
You're sooooo craaaaazy. You nealy had me that time.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing021.gif



Originally posted by MWolfe1963:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by donna577:
Grumpy Old Men 1 and 2 was just the Odd Couple on wheels, seems Hollywood will dig up anything for a buck.

Omg MWolfe, I had thought you quit posting last week! And to think my heart was pumping cold urine at the thought of you leaving. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Yeah, my sphincter would be puckering 'bout now too.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing001.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Wolferz
12-14-2011, 05:53 AM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/thumbnailCA5FY5LV.jpg
Yes YOU!

Andy MWolfe Taylor, Cel and I have no relationship other than being consumate professional actors. That means we get PAID! for what we do.
I won't be accepting sexual favors as currency anymore. Cash on the barrel buddy. Are you really going to run back to Mayberry and hide under Aunt Beas' skirt? Do us all a favor and take Barney Wernher Fife with you. He can tremble his pistol in someone elses face. Exposing him to the big city was a mistake and I don't think Louanne will appreciate it. He exposes himself everywhere now. You should be ashamed.
I'm talking to a wall ain't I? (sigh)

MWolfe1963
12-14-2011, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by Wolferz:
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/thumbnailCA5FY5LV.jpg
Yes YOU!

Andy MWolfe Taylor, Cel and I have no relationship other than being consumate professional actors. That means we get PAID! for what we do.
I won't be accepting sexual favors as currency anymore. Cash on the barrel buddy. Are you really going to run back to Mayberry and hide under Aunt Beas' skirt? Do us all a favor and take Barney Wernher Fife with you. He can tremble his pistol in someone elses face. Exposing him to the big city was a mistake and I don't think Louanne will appreciate it. He exposes himself everywhere now. You should be ashamed.
I'm talking to a wall ain't I? (sigh)

I actually live 20 minutes from er, Mayberry, which we call Mt. Airy. I think this is twice now that you've made racist remarks towards me, I am not a redneck. I am edukated and married to a women and don't like goats.

Wern can't come here, he is a yankee and a cop, we would run him out on a rail in less that 24 hourers, but that is a thought for a new produckshun,

"Mr. Wern goes to NC".


Although I collected large funds for the production, it's already been donated to my favorite charity. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

From now on anyone wants MWolfe, I'll be at that other sub forum where I'm most loved.

Bunch of idiots. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

MWolfe1963
12-14-2011, 07:28 AM
Originally posted by fireftr18:
Do I get to keep the WW1 flying ace helmet?

NO! Take if off of EBay now you fool, thought I wouldn't notice eh....You idiots will try anything for a buck. MWolfe will sell it and donate that money to his favorite charity.

Return it at once.

Wolferz
12-14-2011, 08:09 AM
From now on anyone wants MWolfe, I'll be at that other sub forum where I'm most loved.

You mean Mayberry, where your bruncle lives right?
Racist??? I wasn't aware that redneck was an ethnic group.
My astrologer told me to stay clear of this produkshun, as ewe call it, and to stay out of NYC and its border crossing bunch of Jersey cops.
Thanks Donna. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif I should have listened to you.

Last time I was in Mayberry all the sheep had their legs crossed. What's up with dat?

I hear Dueling Banjos. Time to split.
Nothing left to say except....
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/pie_in_face_2.jpg
It's time for PIE!

MWolfe1963
12-14-2011, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by donna577:
Quiters suck...............As lame and stupid as it was to begin with, at least have the testies to finish what you start!

And hear this!...The next one to refer to me as the "Nug" will be put on my ignore list............Even Ted Nugent himself knows that he is known as the Nooge, not the nug, you simpletons.

Btw, can someone help me tighten my "nug" nut on my cars wheel.....or do you need to call triple A?

Just one last thing before I go for good,

for you Donna, a true American hero explains a women roles best and Wolferz's short legs and big butt.

We would only be so lucky to have this hero as our Moderator.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...6oN8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjK9OAm6oN8&feature=related)

WernherVonTrapp
12-15-2011, 07:17 AM
Originally posted by Wolferz:
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/thumbnailCA5FY5LV.jpg
Yes YOU!

Andy MWolfe Taylor, Cel and I have no relationship other than being consumate professional actors. That means we get PAID! for what we do.
I won't be accepting sexual favors as currency anymore. Cash on the barrel buddy. Are you really going to run back to Mayberry and hide under Aunt Beas' skirt? Do us all a favor and take Barney Wernher Fife with you. He can tremble his pistol in someone elses face. Exposing him to the big city was a mistake and I don't think Louanne will appreciate it. He exposes himself everywhere now. You should be ashamed.
I'm talking to a wall ain't I? (sigh)
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-shocked032.gif

fireftr18
12-15-2011, 02:57 PM
Wernher, MWolfe, and Wolferz, Lucy is giving psyciatric advice for 5 cents. I think you all need to go see her. By the way, I want to keep the WW1 Flying Ace helmet.

MWolfe1963
12-15-2011, 06:47 PM
fire, I told you in the above post to return the helmet, that is company property on loan from the real Snoopy.

Also return any silk stockings, garters, dresses, etc., that you have.

Failure to comply will only get you on my shiat list, a place you don't wanna be.

cmdrmoosicvs
12-16-2011, 01:54 PM
So, I have to give back the door? Just when I have the best outhouse door in the neighborhood!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Wolferz
12-17-2011, 05:51 AM
Originally posted by cmdrmoosicvs:
So, I have to give back the door? Just when I have the best outhouse door in the neighborhood!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
It does have a nice knocker, doesn't it? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

MWolfe1963
12-17-2011, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by cmdrmoosicvs:
So, I have to give back the door? Just when I have the best outhouse door in the neighborhood!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

You were a knocker on the door, so if you stole the door, please return it. Also, return the knocker, so I can use it in my next production.

Even though the production was a failure due to the poor cast, I took in $10,000.00 from investors here, it was all donated to my charity, the MWolfe fund to help dumb SH4 players, so I will remain at the forum only to fulfill that obligation. I do not like being here, but I will stay out of charity.

WernherVonTrapp
12-17-2011, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by MWolfe1963:
I do not like being here, but I will stay out of charity. Bless your little heart. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

My Christmas desktop, flashing lights, music and all:
http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b456/archangel501/d7cecc53.jpg
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Yooperbacker
12-17-2011, 05:04 PM
I like your border WernherVonTrapp http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Where did you get it?

cgkstealth
12-17-2011, 06:29 PM
Even among all of the turmoil surrounding the failed production I'm left with one question regarding the title of this topic...

Where are our newly promoted spell checkers?

A Siilent Hunter Christmas Carol

MWolfe1963
12-17-2011, 09:26 PM
Ha, twas not spelled incorrectly as you assume, MWolfe often as it is allowed will double the letter for emphasis, example.."MWolfe is a greaaaat lover of women or MWolfe is smmmmarttt"

That's all,

The mods understood,obviously are smarter than you.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

WernherVonTrapp
12-18-2011, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by Yooperbacker:
I like your border WernherVonTrapp http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Where did you get it? It's an old software program called "Holiday Lights" by Tiger Technologies. I purchased it some years ago and it came with free upgrades. Unfortunately, the author has moved on and no longer supports (or sells) the program. I was lucky enough to DL the last upgrade to make it compatible with XP/Vista.

In a nutshell, it places Christmas (or other holiday) lights on your desktop and can play any midi music, some of which accompany the program. You can change the lights to different types, choose flashing patterns or static lights. You can hang wreaths, holly, rocking horses, Christmas balls, etc., and play a selection or random Christmas music. It has decor for many holidays, including 4th of July and Halloween.

Good news is, that if you follow the directions on the webpage (see link below), you should still be able to get it to work, even on Windows 7. Install to C: drive.
http://support.tigertech.net/old-software
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

PhantomKira
12-18-2011, 06:19 AM
WVT, I see that you included (or rather didn't get rid of) the infamous MJ glove. I find it odd that, given the option, you would not remove the eyesore.

WernherVonTrapp
12-18-2011, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by PhantomKira:
I find it odd that, given the option, you would not remove the eyesore. On the contrary, I find it fascinating that you'd take such a discriminating interest in my personal IE settings. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gifAnyway, I have, in fact, taken measures to block it. Sometimes it's there and sometimes it's not. I don't understand (yet) why it still shows up as often as it does.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-confused005.gif

swamprat69er
12-18-2011, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by WernherVonTrapp:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhantomKira:
I find it odd that, given the option, you would not remove the eyesore. On the contrary, I find it fascinating that you'd take such a discriminating interest in my personal IE settings. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gifAnyway, I have, in fact, taken measures to block it. Sometimes it's there and sometimes it's not. I don't understand (yet) why it still shows up as often as it does.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-confused005.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I use 'adblock plus' on firefox 8.0.1 and the ads are not there at all.

WernherVonTrapp
12-19-2011, 04:25 AM
Originally posted by swamprat69er:


I use 'adblock plus' on firefox 8.0.1 and the ads are not there at all. Yes, I suppose it's time for me to start looking for a compatible ad-blocker, since my current settings don't seem to be doing the job. Does Adblock come in a Mozilla/IE compatible version?

swamprat69er
12-19-2011, 06:04 AM
WVT, check yer PM's.

WernherVonTrapp
12-19-2011, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by swamprat69er:
WVT, check yer PM's. Thanks mate, that did the trick. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

swamprat69er
12-19-2011, 01:55 PM
No problem.