PDA

View Full Version : Splinter Cell Story



Seifer1921
06-28-2007, 11:53 PM
I'm sure ya know how to do this. We take turns making up parts of a story (about Sam Fisher/Splinter Cell) using three words at a time. Please be nice. I'll start off.

Sam Fisher is...

tmgbhot
06-29-2007, 12:39 AM
a Splinter Cell... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

cooldude6681
06-29-2007, 01:54 AM
...who likes to...

External_Light
06-29-2007, 04:02 AM
save his country

halo_99
06-29-2007, 06:53 AM
And make love

MKCC14
06-29-2007, 07:59 AM
to Enrica by

Seifer1921
06-29-2007, 09:41 AM
...ways that make...

Stealth_chill
06-29-2007, 01:01 PM
his dog......

tmgbhot
06-29-2007, 02:00 PM
...sit and stand.......

l31ade
06-29-2007, 10:38 PM
and play dead

tmgbhot
06-29-2007, 10:39 PM
until the glass.....

cooldude6681
06-29-2007, 11:14 PM
...underneath them breaks.

Buck_Rogers007
06-30-2007, 12:04 AM
Viagra was Sam's

cooldude6681
06-30-2007, 02:02 AM
...best friend during...

External_Light
06-30-2007, 04:24 AM
his first relationship.....

l31ade
06-30-2007, 08:19 AM
with his aunt.....

halo_99
06-30-2007, 11:25 AM
's new husband Andrew

tmgbhot
06-30-2007, 01:06 PM
who was known.....

RED_Hunter_00
06-30-2007, 04:00 PM
What the **** ?!

RED_Hunter_00
06-30-2007, 04:03 PM
...by Mr. Andrew ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

halo_99
06-30-2007, 04:48 PM
Andrew was known by Mr. Andrew? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif



Good job ruining the story...And triple posting. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

External_Light
06-30-2007, 05:36 PM
someone try to fix it

ROLNIK
06-30-2007, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by Halo_99:
And triple posting. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
is considered spam...

tmgbhot
06-30-2007, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by tmgbhot:
who was known.....

for his ability......



fixed now continue...

halo_99
06-30-2007, 08:08 PM
to raise physicists

cooldude6681
06-30-2007, 08:49 PM
...in Antarctica...

halo_99
06-30-2007, 08:57 PM
while monitoring the

Atheist2012
06-30-2007, 09:22 PM
...global warming rate..

RED_Hunter_00
07-01-2007, 02:21 PM
...and eating a...

halo_99
07-01-2007, 02:24 PM
old el paso

RED_Hunter_00
07-02-2007, 03:03 PM
Sorry to interrupt again, but this time is to know what a "old el paso" is. I will delete this post after knowing what is an "old el paso"

halo_99
07-02-2007, 03:09 PM
Have you never heard of Google?

They make Tacos.

Phreaky_McGeek
07-04-2007, 02:50 PM
made from marmite

halo_99
07-04-2007, 03:00 PM
and camera film

tmgbhot
07-04-2007, 03:04 PM
covered in layers....

halo_99
07-04-2007, 03:17 PM
of purple paint.

tmgbhot
07-04-2007, 03:54 PM
As Sam left.....

MKCC14
07-04-2007, 04:10 PM
he punched the

halo_99
07-04-2007, 04:13 PM
phone number of...

tmgbhot
07-04-2007, 04:18 PM
Enrica's step-sister...

halo_99
07-04-2007, 04:19 PM
LaTiana to ask

tmgbhot
07-04-2007, 04:23 PM
her if Enrica.....

ROLNIK
07-04-2007, 04:24 PM
would like to...

tmgbhot
07-04-2007, 04:26 PM
Go blow something......

ROLNIK
07-04-2007, 04:27 PM
up with a...

tmgbhot
07-04-2007, 04:27 PM
home-made bomb.....

halo_99
07-04-2007, 04:31 PM
made of cardboard...

ROLNIK
07-04-2007, 04:32 PM
that was used...

halo_99
07-04-2007, 04:33 PM
by a hobo

tmgbhot
07-04-2007, 04:40 PM
who was convicted.....

halo_99
07-04-2007, 06:02 PM
of prostitution.

cooldude6681
07-04-2007, 06:09 PM
Alright, so what we have so far is...

Sam Fisher is a Splinter Cell who likes to save his country and make love to Enrica by ways that make his dog sit and stand and play dead until the glass underneath them breaks. Viagra was Sam's best friend during his first relationship with his aunt's new husband Andrew who was known for his ability to raise physicists in Antarctica while monitoring the global warming rate and eating an old el paso made from marmite and camera film covered in layers of purple paint. As Sam left, he punched the phone number of Enrica's step-sister, LaTiana, to ask her if Enrica would like to go blow something up with a homemade bomb made of cardboard that was used by a hobo who was convicted of prostitution.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif ok

The policeman who...

tmgbhot
07-04-2007, 06:19 PM
had arrested the.......

MKCC14
07-04-2007, 06:20 PM
Secret Agent Steve

(PS, cooldude that was the funniest story I read)

cooldude6681
07-04-2007, 07:01 PM
...was, in fact,...

(Thank ya http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif though I can't take all the credit...we all contributed)

halo_99
07-04-2007, 07:03 PM
very short, he

cooldude6681
07-04-2007, 07:20 PM
had a glandular problem...

halo_99
07-04-2007, 07:23 PM
which caused severe

MadamTampini
07-04-2007, 07:23 PM
Argh! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

... facial bloating and...

halo_99
07-04-2007, 07:25 PM
Eczema. Sam then...

MadamTampini
07-04-2007, 07:26 PM
... decided to act...

tmgbhot
07-04-2007, 07:27 PM
Like a little

cooldude6681
07-04-2007, 07:45 PM
chihuahua, high on...

tmgbhot
07-04-2007, 08:20 PM
life and....

cooldude6681
07-04-2007, 09:36 PM
...crack, in order to...

Phreaky_McGeek
07-05-2007, 12:24 AM
clear the high jump.

Seifer1921
07-05-2007, 09:31 AM
...But later he...

tmgbhot
07-05-2007, 12:42 PM
went back to.....

halo_99
07-05-2007, 12:44 PM
take a short nap.

tmgbhot
07-05-2007, 12:50 PM
After his nap........

halo_99
07-05-2007, 12:54 PM
he watched Maury,

tmgbhot
07-05-2007, 01:00 PM
and then Jerry Springer......

halo_99
07-05-2007, 01:12 PM
and went to shower,

tmgbhot
07-05-2007, 01:31 PM
but slipped on.......

MKCC14
07-05-2007, 01:44 PM
the soap and

halo_99
07-05-2007, 01:54 PM
got knocked unconscious...

tmgbhot
07-05-2007, 02:51 PM
and was dragged....

halo_99
07-05-2007, 02:58 PM
into a dark cell by...

tmgbhot
07-05-2007, 02:59 PM
an unknown terrorist......

marinius
07-05-2007, 03:05 PM
called Big Chris...

halo_99
07-05-2007, 03:23 PM
Sam woke up...



He got dragged into a cell by an unknown terrorist called Big Chris. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

External_Light
07-05-2007, 04:58 PM
naked with michael

halo_99
07-05-2007, 05:13 PM
Ironside. Sam didn't

External_Light
07-05-2007, 05:34 PM
know where he

halo_99
07-05-2007, 05:42 PM
had seen him before,

marinius
07-06-2007, 01:33 AM
yet he loved...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 01:40 AM
his masculine voice

marinius
07-06-2007, 01:41 AM
and sexy behind...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 01:42 AM
so muscular and...

marinius
07-06-2007, 01:43 AM
inviting, still he...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 01:44 AM
preferred the way....

marinius
07-06-2007, 01:45 AM
dogs do it...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 01:46 AM
Sam put on...

marinius
07-06-2007, 01:47 AM
his thermal goggles...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 01:48 AM
and saw the heat...

marinius
07-06-2007, 01:48 AM
reflecting off MI's...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 01:50 AM
pink laced pantyhose...

marinius
07-06-2007, 01:56 AM
and high-heel boots...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 02:00 AM
Sam started to...

marinius
07-06-2007, 02:01 AM
feel deep shame...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 02:02 AM
but couldn't stop...

marinius
07-06-2007, 02:02 AM
the desire to...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 02:03 AM
have breakfast with...

marinius
07-06-2007, 02:04 AM
Tiffany and her...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 02:05 AM
two cats that

marinius
07-06-2007, 02:05 AM
Sam quickly sniped...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 02:07 AM
with a blowpipe...

marinius
07-06-2007, 02:07 AM
He then turned...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 02:08 AM
into a teletubbie...

marinius
07-06-2007, 02:10 AM
looking pleased with...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 02:11 AM
his radical makeover...

marinius
07-06-2007, 02:12 AM
when Grinko entered...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 02:13 AM
to interrogate Sam...

marinius
07-06-2007, 02:14 AM
Sam thought "Grinko"...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 02:15 AM
is a real...

marinius
07-06-2007, 02:15 AM
looker! His bald...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 02:16 AM
mother must be...

marinius
07-06-2007, 02:17 AM
proud and pretty...

Georg_Maximus
07-06-2007, 02:17 AM
anxious to know...

marinius
07-06-2007, 02:18 AM
her son's whereabouts...

halo_99
07-06-2007, 12:10 PM
Suddenly, the lights

tmgbhot
07-06-2007, 01:09 PM
flickered Sam looked....

halo_99
07-06-2007, 02:41 PM
and saw a mysterious

Seifer1921
07-06-2007, 07:41 PM
gamer named Seifer.

MKCC14
07-06-2007, 07:45 PM
Who the heck

tmgbhot
07-06-2007, 08:03 PM
was this Seifer....

halo_99
07-06-2007, 08:04 PM
said Jesus. Then...

tmgbhot
07-06-2007, 08:05 PM
TMGB answered.......

Seifer1921
07-06-2007, 09:42 PM
he's the Poll

tmgbhot
07-06-2007, 09:44 PM
Addict of the.....

Seifer1921
07-06-2007, 09:53 PM
Splinter Cell threads.

tmgbhot
07-06-2007, 09:55 PM
Jesus Said "Oh

halo_99
07-06-2007, 10:05 PM
when did you get here?"


(Sorry. I cheated.)

tmgbhot
07-06-2007, 10:15 PM
TMGB answered, "just.....

halo_99
07-06-2007, 10:23 PM
stopping by." Then TMGB

tmgbhot
07-06-2007, 10:27 PM
headed out, but

halo_99
07-06-2007, 10:36 PM
couldn't find an exit...

tmgbhot
07-06-2007, 10:39 PM
so he started looking for Sam....

halo_99
07-06-2007, 11:06 PM
uel Jackson. Obviously he...

Georg_Maximus
07-07-2007, 12:06 AM
was playing MGS...

Stealth_chill
07-07-2007, 12:28 AM
then stealth_chill and sam......

Sutcliffe43
07-07-2007, 01:01 AM
died.

ROLNIK
07-07-2007, 01:03 AM
iin a terrible

Georg_Maximus
07-07-2007, 01:56 AM
crossdressing incident which

Stealth_chill
07-07-2007, 02:45 AM
a mage brought them ......

halo_99
07-07-2007, 09:49 AM
before entering the prison.

tmgbhot
07-07-2007, 12:41 PM
Sam then came....

Seifer1921
07-07-2007, 11:52 PM
on Xbox Live

tmgbhot
07-08-2007, 12:23 AM
and played a....

halo_99
07-08-2007, 12:36 AM
game of Bejeweled.


Wait, Xbox live in prison? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

tmgbhot
07-08-2007, 12:42 AM
While playing Bejeweled....

Stealth_chill
07-08-2007, 01:22 AM
he punched tom.......

Seifer1921
07-08-2007, 11:10 PM
Green because Tom

ROLNIK
07-08-2007, 11:12 PM
Clancy told him

Seifer1921
07-08-2007, 11:16 PM
not to play

ROLNIK
07-09-2007, 12:39 AM
with his

tmgbhot
07-09-2007, 01:50 AM
Wii too often....

ROLNIK
07-09-2007, 06:22 PM
because he might...

halo_99
07-09-2007, 06:34 PM
get his cataracts damaged.

Seifer1921
07-09-2007, 07:00 PM
Then, just out

ROLNIK
07-09-2007, 07:05 PM
-side of the

Seifer1921
07-09-2007, 07:11 PM
Atlanta airport I

halo_99
07-09-2007, 07:15 PM
see Regis Philbin.

ROLNIK
07-09-2007, 07:31 PM
I have no

halo_99
07-09-2007, 07:34 PM
condom on, but

ROLNIK
07-09-2007, 07:48 PM
I can get one

(lol)

Seifer1921
07-10-2007, 12:02 AM
from TFS_Jackie when

Stealth_chill
07-10-2007, 12:36 AM
i show her.....

Georg_Maximus
07-10-2007, 12:46 AM
the path to...

Stealth_chill
07-10-2007, 12:54 AM
Sam fishers house.

marinius
07-10-2007, 05:55 AM
TFS_Jackie then becomes...

tmgbhot
07-10-2007, 11:22 AM
a monster as......

MKCC14
07-10-2007, 11:31 AM
Enrica's ghost then

tmgbhot
07-10-2007, 11:40 AM
started haunting the....

Seifer1921
07-10-2007, 04:55 PM
very last thing

tmgbhot
07-10-2007, 05:18 PM
that was left...

ROLNIK
07-10-2007, 05:19 PM
from me when

halo_99
07-10-2007, 05:31 PM
I "met" Regis Philbin.

Seifer1921
07-10-2007, 06:30 PM
But he turned

tmgbhot
07-10-2007, 06:57 PM
away and did......



this story is not making sense

Seifer1921
07-10-2007, 10:42 PM
not see that

tmgbhot
07-10-2007, 10:44 PM
Sam had been

marinius
07-11-2007, 02:25 AM
pulling out his

Seifer1921
07-12-2007, 11:33 AM
knife to cut

StealthShottz
07-12-2007, 12:09 PM
open a bottle...

GrImReApEr192
07-12-2007, 12:25 PM
of human blood...

Seifer1921
07-12-2007, 04:38 PM
to fake his

marinius
07-13-2007, 02:18 AM
manhood being cut

StealthShottz
07-13-2007, 02:25 AM
off and fed

tmgbhot
07-13-2007, 02:33 AM
to his biggest....

StealthShottz
07-13-2007, 05:38 AM
ferret that he...

Seifer1921
07-13-2007, 07:46 AM
knew. Then Sam

Stealth_chill
07-13-2007, 09:39 AM
searched the forums.......

ROLNIK
07-13-2007, 12:11 PM
to find a...

Seifer1921
07-13-2007, 03:00 PM
Lexus to steal

halo_99
07-13-2007, 04:09 PM
then found Seifer.

ROLNIK
07-15-2007, 10:54 AM
He wasn't happy...

Seifer1921
07-15-2007, 11:34 AM
that the CIA

ROLNIK
07-15-2007, 12:04 PM
found out about

Seifer1921
07-15-2007, 12:58 PM
Sams break in

ROLNIK
07-15-2007, 09:53 PM
to Seifer's...

Seifer1921
07-15-2007, 10:31 PM
FBI office down

tmgbhot
07-16-2007, 04:37 PM
town in the......

Seifer1921
07-16-2007, 07:59 PM
FBI safe house.