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MR.Mic
12-25-2005, 09:21 PM
My review of the CK Cereals

Frosted Flakes:
This is one of my favorite cereals by far. I love the texture of corn flakes in my mouth, and even when the cereal becomes soggy, the sweetness picks up from there. Either way, it€s good for the entire life of the bowl. And when the bread part of the bowl is gone, the milk is sweet enough to tolerate by itself, since I hate plain milk.

Cereal Score 9/10
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Apple Jacks:
This cereal has the word €œApple€ on the box, so I would expect something like apple. I was sadly mistaken. It tasted something vaguely like cinnamon, and it wasn€t even a pleasant cinnamon flavor. The flavor got old really fast, as I could not stomach even half a bowl.

Cereal Score 3/10
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Cocoa Pebbles:
This cereal is much better than its fruity counterpart. It tastes exactly like it advertises. The chocolaty taste filled my mouth, and I was not disappointed, because the flavor only got old on my second helping. This is one of the better cereals I have tried.

Cereal Score 8/10
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Raisin Bran:
This cereal is up there with frosted flakes, and is good until the last flake. Even when soggy, the raisins keep texture and some sweetness. I had to count off points, because it did not sweeten the milk enough for me to drink it alone, after the cereal was gone. It certainly is a good breakfast food.

Cereal Score 7/10
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Honeycomb:
I love this cereal. It€s sweet, and even tastes good without milk. The flavor doesn€t get old, and it sweetens the milk for solo consumption long after the hexagonal corn puffs are gone. However, the cereal loses appeal when soggy, as the puffs feel like soggy white bread. If it wasn€t for that, it would get a perfect score.

Cereal Score 8/10
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Total:
I would rate this cereal like raisin bran without the raisins, since it has some of the same qualities. That is, if every bite didn€t taste like it was laced with medicine. In the attempt to enrich my breakfast meal with 100% daily value of every possible vitamin and mineral, it left the slight taste of a crushed up centrum vitamin tablet in my mouth.

Cereal Score 4/10
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Cookie Crisp:
This cereal is supposed to taste like cookies, but sadly it does not. However, the taste isn€t unpleasant. The cereal bits even taste good when soaked with milk, and the milk also gets sweetened enough for the solo drink. The texture is also interesting, if not entertaining.

Cereal Score 8/10
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Kix:
The box says €œKid tested, Mother approved€, but the kids who tested it must have not had taste buds. The cereal tastes almost like nothing. The only redeeming quality is the texture, but even that is gone when it gets soggy.

Cereal Score 2/10
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Smacks:
I buy this cereal on regular basis. The texture is just right, and it€s still good when soggy. It€s pretty sweet though, but a lot of it transfers to the milk. This makes the cereal perfect, and the milk is also good for the solo gulp after the cereal is gone. This is one of my favorite cereals.

Cereal Score 9/10
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Special K:
This cereal is decent, and I am also a fan of flakes cereals. It doesn€t much of a taste, but the texture is pretty good. The texture is gone when the cereal gets soggy, though. This is a decent cereal.

Cereal Score 5/10
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Trix:
This cereal tastes a lot like froot loops, but with a different shape. The cereal bits are shaped like fruit, but they do not taste anything like fruit. However, the taste is pleasant, while the texture lasts.

Cereal Score 7/10
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BooBerry:
Is this cereal supposed to taste like blueberries? Who knows. What it does taste like is utter ****.

Cereal Score 1/10
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Frankenberry:
I have the same dislike for all cereals that are supposed to taste like €œberries€. This cereal tastes just a tad better than booberry.

Cereal Score 2/10
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Corn Flakes:
This cereal is like Frosted Flakes, but without the frosting. The cereal is pretty good for an unsweetened flaked cereal, and it doesn€t taste like medicine. Which is a big plus compared to Total.

Cereal Score: 6/10
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Lucky Charms
Two words, Cornpuffs and marshmallows. These two food items were made for a breakfast meal. The puffs are perfect when new or soggy, and when they get soggy, the marshmallows take over. This cereal is perfect with or without milk. It stays good until the last morsel and sweetens the milk for afterdrink. This cereal is a homerun, and gets a perfect score.

Cereal Score 10/10

C.A.T.ops_v2.0
12-25-2005, 09:27 PM
Raisin Bran:
This cereal is up there with frosted flakes, and is good until the last flake. Even when soggy, the raisins keep texture and some sweetness. I had to count off points, because it did not sweeten the milk enough for me to drink it alone, after the cereal was gone. It certainly is a good breakfast food.

Cereal Score 7/10


RaisinBran is THE most disgusting cereal I have EVER tasted. 0/10 because the bran gets soggy in seconds, and whenever you try and chew the raisins, they have seeds in them.

MR.Mic
12-25-2005, 09:28 PM
I am always right. If you disagree with anything you see in my main post, you are wrong.

mrguytodd
12-25-2005, 09:34 PM
Apple Jacks were the best >:O

Total.Ck_
12-26-2005, 12:00 AM
My review of Mr. Mic:
Homosexual. LAWLS!

cheese_thief
12-26-2005, 12:25 AM
The best thing about Kix is the fact you can do whatever the hell you want to it. It acts as a template for your own creativity, not that you'd know anything about that.

x_raz0r
12-26-2005, 12:39 AM
You yanks have wierd cereal... and wierd names for it. Oh wait i forgot, it's America. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Zedblade
12-26-2005, 01:14 AM
BooBerry:
Is this cereal supposed to taste like blueberries? Who knows. What it does taste like is utter ****.

Cereal Score 1/10

F*** YOU!

NeVerDown144
12-26-2005, 03:22 AM
booberry gets 8/10 because he make fun maps

shoot_to_kill01
12-26-2005, 03:27 AM
it seems that mr.mic read too much maddox

MR.Mic
12-26-2005, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by shoot_to_kill01:
it seems that mr.mic read too much maddox

Of course I do, if you see any similarities between him and I. It's probably because i've read his stuff. Not without credit, of course.

My regards to maddox.

He runs a great site, which you should visit at:
http://maddox.xmission.com


EDIT:
Oh, and for the record. I AM always right.

Eclyps3
12-26-2005, 02:54 PM
Wait... you took the time to think up and write all that?

MR.Mic
12-26-2005, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Eclyps3:
Wait... you took the time to think up and write all that?

AND eat all the cereals.

Chimera87
12-26-2005, 03:59 PM
share ur money http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

CntChokula.Ck
12-26-2005, 04:22 PM
You're forgetting Count Chocula!


(I know... I know... I havent been too active lately http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif )

Edit: And crikey... Why does it hate my account?! First, it renames my Sceptre one to "Bananahands" and now it resets this one too?! Gah!

psyichic
12-26-2005, 06:37 PM
What about the booberries god****it!?

Yea im not much of a cereal fan. I prefer to make myself an egg/meat/cheese sandwich in teh morning.

SANDWICHES PWNZZORZ YOUR ALL!!!1010101100one

mrguytodd
12-26-2005, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Chimera87:
share ur money http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Cereal sure is expensive.

Spekkio9
12-27-2005, 12:35 AM
I actually hate honeycomb the cereal. I only picked this one cuz it was one of the few I could think of that weren't picked, and I found that little honeycomb monster entertaining.

goodkebab_00
12-27-2005, 08:57 AM
i want to be mueslix.ck or if that is not known...why not granola.ck ?

vedran33
12-27-2005, 10:01 AM
Last but not least

bobiBrundo.ck

10/10

http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/4816/sommerferien05018small4qa.jpg

HeyBlinkin.
12-27-2005, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by vedran33:
Last but not least

bobiBrundo.ck

10/10

http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/4816/sommerferien05018small4qa.jpg

With honey and chocolate...

Eww

weezer0w0
12-27-2005, 01:44 PM
i'm just surprised nobody has picked cinnemon toast crunch yet. thats easily the best cereal. i think after a single bowl there is technically more sugar left in the milk than milk.

also lucky charms is bleh.. the marshmellows are rubbery and the bread part doesnt taste like anytihng. kix > lucky charms. i'd have to agree with kix on the fact that kix kix the shat out of the other cereals because everything goes with it, such as replace the milk with slightly melted ice cream. i'm surprised that you didn't think of ways to add sugar to the "healthier" cereals mic. for shame.

however the triad of booberry, and frankenberry should get honorable mention for the fact that they actually turn your fecal matter into the color of the ceral. its spectacularly nasty.

ninjashocker
12-27-2005, 08:39 PM
I don't supposed someone has chosen:

Cheerios? (duh)
Chex?
Life?

MR.Mic
12-27-2005, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by weezer0w0:
i'm surprised that you didn't think of ways to add sugar to the "healthier" cereals mic. for shame.


Well they aren't called Kixwithicecream.Ck or Totalwithsugar.ck

cheese_thief
12-27-2005, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by weezer0w0:
i'm just surprised nobody has picked cinnemon toast crunch yet.
I wonder if it's because that name is so **** long?

I was going to use Cheerios, but then I thought some smurfer would have taken it already. Smacks.Ck, anyone?

Spekkio9
12-29-2005, 05:35 PM
I thought of Cheerios, but I was like, Cheerios are so....bleh. They're just plain. I enjoy them, but they're like the Bob Rooney cereal of the world. A bit of banana or strawberries makes it go a long way though.

Now, if there was a way to fit HoneyNutCheerios.Ck into the name, I'd have picked it. I also think that's why no one picked CinnamonToastCrunch.Ck. Too many characters to fit.

IonG.O.D.
12-29-2005, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Spekkio9:
I thought of Cheerios, but I was like, Cheerios are so....bleh. They're just plain. I enjoy them, but they're like the Bob Rooney cereal of the world. A bit of banana or strawberries makes it go a long way though.

Now, if there was a way to fit HoneyNutCheerios.Ck into the name, I'd have picked it. I also think that's why no one picked CinnamonToastCrunch.Ck. Too many characters to fit. Is there anyone named CaptainCrunch.ck? If there wasn't a letter limiter, it would be cool to have CheeriosWithAcoupleOfStraberriesAndAlotOfSugarAndO therJunk.Ck

element54
12-29-2005, 10:51 PM
how bout "Not-A.Ck"?

Eclyps3
12-30-2005, 01:37 AM
What about
IJustDrinkCoffee.Ck ?

element54
12-30-2005, 07:22 AM
Originally posted by Eclyps3:
What about
IJustDrinkCoffee.Ck ?

ohhh thats good.
here is one for Zed..
UsedToBe.Ck

Tofflan_n2
12-30-2005, 08:57 AM
Real cereal = Special K: Red Berries/Black Berries. I love'm!

DucusSumus
12-30-2005, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by ninjashocker:
I don't supposed someone has chosen:

Cheerios? (duh)
Chex?
Life?

Originally I wanted to be Life.Ck. Someone had already registered the name on Ubi.

braiog
12-31-2005, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by vedran33:
http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/4816/sommerferien05018small4qa.jpg

Ah! Tobi Brundo! The Official cereal of the Orkin corporation." Chock full of vitamins and minerals.

What? Maggots are a vitamin. Vitamin B for BWARF!

DuRiNxxx
01-01-2006, 01:20 PM
LoL nice review, just in europe we got different cereal types

Zedblade
01-01-2006, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by element54:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Eclyps3:
What about
IJustDrinkCoffee.Ck ?

ohhh thats good.
here is one for Zed..
UsedToBe.Ck </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think

Was&IstheBest.ck fits much better.

hegemonsoldier
01-01-2006, 07:33 PM
There are a lot of .ck impersonators online.

IonG.O.D.
01-01-2006, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by hegemonsoldier:
There are a lot of .ck impersonators online. No, really?

m4_007
01-01-2006, 08:51 PM
Looks like that guy made alot of posts in two days ! Congradulation, Your better than Ops at this.

C.A.T.ops_v2.0
01-01-2006, 10:43 PM
I can out-spam anyone. Anyone.

IonG.O.D.
01-01-2006, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by C.A.T.ops_v2.0:
I can out-spam anyone. Anyone. QFE!

LuckyCharms.CK
01-02-2006, 12:25 AM
w00000t LUCKY CHARMS FTW .. BOW TO MEEEEEEEEEE

Bl1nder39
01-02-2006, 02:37 AM
Hows about "I'llStillStickToPornInTheMorning.Ck" ?