Hmmmm..........

[Socko2008]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/klcarroll/SockodiscussesSH5forum.jpg

[Celeon999]

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

[tuddley3]

You behave fungus breath http://smilies-gifs.com/emoticonos-grandes/4grandes.gif

[pacific_breeze]

Originally posted by Socko2008:
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/klcarroll/SockodiscussesSH5forum.jpg

How did you get in here ?? I thought the Mods have setup the mines + electric fences + traps around the perimeter of SH5 forum ?? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

[tuddley3]

This just in, dangerous sock on the loose infiltrates new Silent Hunter forum. More about this story at 11
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/Humorous/PuppetReporter.jpg

[Celeon999]

No barbwire , walls or fences keep Socko out.


I have a uncanny feeling that this might be connected to his recent interest in Vietcong "sapper" tactics and Guerillia expertise. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

At least i know that he recently emptied a whole library of all books covering that topic http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Attackrehearsal.jpg

[Wolferz]

There goes the neighborhood. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BLEACH! we need more BLEACH!

[Socko2008]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/klcarroll/SOCKOANDMILTONPLOT1.jpg

[Wolferz]

Milton is such a good little minion because it's not easy to get a Squirrel to let go of his nuts. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

[Celeon999]

Celeon dug a little into Milton's background. Found out that he was involved into the capture of Saddam. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5108/23militarysquirrel.jpg

[Socko2008]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/klcarroll/SockodiscussesIraq.jpg

[Wolferz]

He's out of uniform in that picture.....
Not wearing his combat boots. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif

Where did they find web gear that small?

[tuddley3]

And Milton is not wearing his trousers either. That's just wrong.

[tuddley3]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/Humorous/PuppetReporter.jpg
This female was arrested outside Ubisoft Headquarters today. It is suspected she was caught distracting Ubisoft Admin so the above intruder, Socko, was able to make entry into the building. During the police press briefing, they released the name of the pole dancer as Sockette, sister of Socko.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/Humorous/Sockette.jpg

[pacific_breeze]

Originally posted by tuddley3:
During the police press briefing, they released the name of the pole dancer as Sockette, sister of Socko.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/Humorous/Sockette.jpg

This is awesome .. Sockette is detained and perhaps can be used as ransom for Socko to surrender ... indefinitely .. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

Be mindful with that little Milton who can dig holes to Sockette jail and will release her ... make sure we capture this Socko's main guy ... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

[Socko2008]

.. Sockette is detained and perhaps can be used as ransom for Socko to surrender ...


http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/klcarroll/SockodiscussesSockette.jpg

[klcarroll]

Hey guys! .......REALITY CHECK!!!

This is Socko we're talking about here!

Right now, he's just toying with this forum and UBISOFT in general: ......But if UBI actually does something unpleasant to Sockette, ....one of Socko's other 31 personalities could "click" into position!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

...And most of them are unpleasant! ....Just remember what happened to that military band in Lorient that refused to play "Little Brown Jug" for him!!!

klcarroll

[Socko2008]

And Milton is not wearing his trousers either. That's just wrong.


http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/klcarroll/MiltondiscussesTodd.jpg

[Wolferz]

Originally posted by pacific_breeze:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Socko2008:
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/klcarroll/SockodiscussesSH5forum.jpg

How did you get in here ?? I thought the Mods have setup the mines + electric fences + traps around the perimeter of SH5 forum ?? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He always comes in with the dirty laundry. They didn't think to check the hamper. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[horseman1985]

carefully eyes scissors an bottle of bleach

better keep this close at hand http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

[Wolferz]

Originally posted by horseman1985:
carefully eyes scissors an bottle of bleach

better keep this close at hand http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif


Never test the Sock.....
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/Tracking_4.jpg
Or this could be you. It might have been all the years he was used as a sterno squeeze. (shrug)

[Wolferz]

Milton on vacation....
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/squirrel-vacation-pic.jpg

[Socko2008]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/klcarroll/Sockodiscussesmiltonsvacation.jpg

[tuddley3]

That's not Milton, that's what they want you to think. I know this because some of my Twinkie wrappers in the moderator lounge have nibble bites in them. And we don't have a mouse problem, they all moved over to the abandoned BtS building.

[Socko2008]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/klcarroll/MILTONandthetwinkies.jpg

[Socko2008]

.......It might have been all the years he was used as a sterno squeeze. (shrug)

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/klcarroll/Sockodiscussessterno.jpg

[Wolferz]

Nothing like an inebriated Sock. Oh
It lies flat on the floor and it's a little crusty around the toes. But that's what happens when he dates Soccer players.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[klcarroll]

@Wolferz;

Well, .....That just confirms everything I always suspected about Soccer Players!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif


klcarroll

[Wolferz]

Originally posted by klcarroll:
@Wolferz;

Well, .....That just confirms everything I always suspected about Soccer Players!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif


klcarroll

No hands rule is Greek to me. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

[Liddabit]

Whered all these squirrels come from?!

AHHH!!!!

http://nexuslex.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/for_b3ta_jedi_squirrels.jpg

P.S. I think the squirrels are chewing on the server parts :O

[Socko2008]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/klcarroll/SockodiscussesEVE3.jpg

[pacific_breeze]

Originally posted by Socko2008:
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/klcarroll/SockodiscussesEVE3.jpg

Unfortunately you have been the main suspect and those amusing pranks were too good for just "kidding moment" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Wolferz]

The one with the red light saber is Milton and he came from the dark side.

The rest are Jedi from the Jedi temple on Coruscant. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[pacific_breeze]

Originally posted by Wolferz:
The one with the red light saber is Milton and he came from the sark side.

The rest are Jedi from the Jedi temple on Coruscant. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

You mean Milton is actually Darth Maul fighting with Obi Wan and Qui Gon?

Make sense now .. Socko is the Emperor .. hmmm .. "the dark side clouds everything .. hard to see the future is ... " http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[Wolferz]

Originally posted by pacific_breeze:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Wolferz:
The one with the red light saber is Milton and he came from the sark side.

The rest are Jedi from the Jedi temple on Coruscant. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

You mean Milton is actually Darth Maul fighting with Obi Wan and Qui Gon?

Make sense now .. Socko is the Emperor .. hmmm .. "the dark side clouds everything .. hard to see the future is ... " http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Darth Maul used a twin bladed Lightsabre. As you can see, Darth Milton could only manage a single blade. It must have been the Walnut cookies that enticed him to join the dark side. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

[andypandy1996]

Well the negbourhood is at deaths door and EVIL SOCK ON THE LOOSE!! More on this story tommorow at 6