Form Letter for Flaming

[kimi_]

<font color="FF0099">EDIT: The following is a joke, and meant to be taken as such</font color>


Dear:
[x] Clueless Newbie
[x] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[x] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
[ ] Other: illegal immigrant

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[ ] You whine like a *EDIT*.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
[x] I don't like your tone of voice.

To Repent, You Must:
[x] Give up your AOL Internet account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[x] Be my love slave
[x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of an intersection

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[x] I pity your dog
[x] I think your IQ must be 6
[x] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Onlineâ™
[x] All of the above

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[kimi_]

<font color="FF0099">EDIT: The following is a joke, and meant to be taken as such</font color>


Dear:
[x] Clueless Newbie
[x] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[x] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
[ ] Other: illegal immigrant

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[ ] You whine like a *EDIT*.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
[x] I don't like your tone of voice.

To Repent, You Must:
[x] Give up your AOL Internet account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[x] Be my love slave
[x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of an intersection

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[x] I pity your dog
[x] I think your IQ must be 6
[x] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Onlineâ™
[x] All of the above

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[Red_Wagon]

D'oh, your edit negated my joke.

[Spyke_]

I just registered and while browsing the rules etc. I came across this and I just have to say http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif Good one!!

Hard pressed on my right; my left is in retreat. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I am attacking.

[maggotfeeder]

LOL!!! Priceless! You need to sticky this!

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/198/198058/folders/141611/998808far-cry-sig-1.gif
The flesh... all too fragile, doth wilt and wither then release from every tendon, and slowly return from whence it was gathered... creating for every worm and maggot a banquet... a veritable feast!

[kimi_]

Yeah, I had a feeling some people might bash me for it, since i'm the Flame Warrior here and all, which is why I went back and put in a little "disclaimer"

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[kritters917]

*go wash your mouth with soap!*

[This message was edited by Killer_Waffle on Mon April 19 2004 at 09:19 PM.]

[RedneckHunter]

Let's not forget:

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[ria.enigma]

uh..kimi, can I be your love slave before I eat my modem, or does it HAVE to be in sequencial order?

I fear my performance may be effected to some degree after the consumption of diodes and transistors. lol

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[RedneckHunter]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ria.enigma:
I fear my performance may be effected to some degree after the consumption of diodes and transistors. lol<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Talk about adding "spark" to your sex life.....

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Audigy 2 ZS (http://us.creative.com/products/product.asp?category=1&subcategory=14&product=4915) w/Klipsch (http://www.klipsch.com/product/product.aspx?cid=712) Promedia ULTRA 5.1's
1x40GB(Page File and C:Core) \ 2x20GB RAID0@40GB(D:Windows, Programs) \ 2x40GB RAID0@80GB(Games) \ 2x120GB RAID0@240GB(STUFF) \ 1x200GB (Movies) \ 1x200GB Serial ATA(MP3's)
Saitek X-45 (http://www.saitekusa.com/usa/prod/x45.htm) Joystick
M$ Sidewinder FF Wheel (http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/sidewinder/FFB.asp)

[ria.enigma]

LMAO!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif

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