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JG27_Arklight
03-03-2005, 04:16 PM
Until at least the 16th of this month, NOBODY KNOWS:

1. If the game will run well on your computer.

2. If you need to upgrade your computer to run the game.

3. If "insert bug here" has been fixed.

4. If 1024x768 is the max resolution (at least until official reviews/previews have come out).

5. If seagull **** is modeled accurately with regards to time of flight, velocity, and splatter effect.

6. If Michael Flattley learned to dance like that in a school, or if he is self taught.

7. If UbiRazz can beat up the Pink Power Ranger.

8. If UbiRazz is the Pink Power Ranger.

9. If UbiRazz is not the Pink Power Ranger, but one day aspires to be.

10. If SHIII will function with the Nintendo Power Glove.

Hope this helps!!

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BoneDaddy1844
03-03-2005, 04:24 PM
Thanks, Arklight.

You forgot this question:

10. Was the Bismarck sunk by torpedoes or was she scuttled by her crew to end the suffering?

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Lobolopez220
03-03-2005, 04:26 PM
Didnt the pink power ranger go on to a career in hardcore porn ???, not too sure if UbiRazz aspires to that.... then again you never know http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Shado2k2
03-03-2005, 04:35 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> 6. If Michael Flattley learned to dance like that in a school, or if he is self taught. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Aha everybody knows that it was the tight elastic in his pants that made him dance like that.http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I tell ya somthing though, those pesky seagulls better not poo on my pristine boat as i'm leaving the pens, otherwise i'll be testing the flak guns sooner than anticipated http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Didnt the pink power ranger go on to a career in hardcore porn ???, <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, in "Revenge of the pink helmet" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Dominicrigg
03-03-2005, 04:41 PM
heheh very funny but....

Will this game run on my computer? And is the engine room modelled? If not im not buying!

wolfh2o
03-03-2005, 05:01 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dominicrigg:
heheh very funny but....

Will this game run on my computer? And is the engine room modelled? If not im not buying! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no & no http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Capt.LoneRanger
03-03-2005, 05:33 PM
How will he know if it will run on his PC or not without buying the game!? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Philipscdrw
03-03-2005, 06:09 PM
Will it run if I'm wearing Thinsulate gloves?

And are the rivet heads the correct pattern after 1943? In 1943 the Kriegsmarine had to change their rivet-head supplier, as their previous supplier got bombed out of existence - they're notable different styles.

And will the weather be accurately simulated with regards to historical weather reports? I have a set of genuine WW2 weather report transcripts, and when I'm sailing on the 13th May 1941 I want to use the actual 13th May 1941 reports, and if I can't then I'm cancelling my order...

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blue_76
03-03-2005, 11:10 PM
will there be a sequel to space balls? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

BobV_07
03-03-2005, 11:19 PM
Where is Bob Tuck?


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JG27_Arklight
03-03-2005, 11:42 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by blue_76:
will there be a sequel to space balls? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually, yes, there is one planned.

kafe_konjak
03-04-2005, 03:38 AM
HOW THE SOUND WILL BE ???
I NEED TO KNOW please

Antrodemus
03-04-2005, 04:03 AM
Sonic, apparently.

A.

TooFastForLove.
03-04-2005, 04:37 AM
Since every other Tom, ****, or Harry that comes across this forum will ask you MUST know weather or not it will run on my computer. Whats my setup... does it matter? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

I think that saddest part about that is with the older SH3 audiance it is likely adults asking these questions.



EDIT: LOL, you can't say D.i.c.k. here? What if that happened to be somebodies name?

Dominicrigg
03-04-2005, 04:38 AM
Like a hedgehog?

WIll this run on my soundcard?

bertgang
03-04-2005, 05:38 AM
My answer to question nā? 1.

I know for sure that SHIII won't run on my computer: old cpu, not enough ram, no DVD driver, unknown video/sound card and, last but not least, a not supported S.O.

Lot of problems to solve before purchasing the sim...sigh.

MBeck
03-04-2005, 05:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kafe_konjak:
HOW THE SOUND WILL BE ???
I NEED TO KNOW please <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>In ogg format http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

eddie_wood
03-04-2005, 06:06 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TooFastForLove.:

EDIT: LOL, you can't say D.i.c.k. here? What if that happened to be somebodies name? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Then call them Richard...

Imagine being called Richard Head.

Antrodemus
03-04-2005, 06:34 AM
A guy in our karate class had the unfortunate moniker : Richard D i c k.

Poor bloke.

A.

kafe_konjak
03-04-2005, 08:11 AM
MBeck I mean in 3d or not because i just buy a souncard with 5 speakers

SailorSteve
03-04-2005, 02:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoneDaddy1844:
Thanks, Arklight.

You forgot this question:

10. Was the Bismarck sunk by torpedoes or was she scuttled by her crew to end the suffering?

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
This belongs on the 'Stupid Questions' thread. it should be obvious by now that the 'Big B' was sunk by...



The Pink Power Ranger! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

BoneDaddy1844
03-04-2005, 05:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SailorSteve:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoneDaddy1844:
Thanks, Arklight.

You forgot this question:

10. Was the Bismarck sunk by torpedoes or was she scuttled by her crew to end the suffering?

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
This belongs on the 'Stupid Questions' thread. it should be obvious by now that the 'Big B' was sunk by...



The Pink Power Ranger! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Right! I forgot about that...

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BoneDaddy1844
03-04-2005, 05:32 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dominicrigg:
heheh very funny but....

Will this game run on my computer? And is the engine room modelled? If not im not buying! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think it's a safe bet to say that SH III will not run on ANY computer regardless of cpu, memory, video card, sound card, speakers, operating system, mouse, keyboard, joystick, and/or including, but not being limited to: pants size, shoe size, hat size, bra size, or any real or perceived political, spiritual, or religious affiliation to any deity, cult, or government, except in the case of the redemption of faith, back-taxes, or the "Five for $5" roast beef sandwich deal at the local Arby's.

And NO! The engine room will NOT be modeled! So there!

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Shado2k2
03-05-2005, 06:01 AM
Well personaly i'd like them perhaps to add in a following patch or addon the abilities too:

Launch insubordinate crew members from the torpedo tubes. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

banzai_alex
03-06-2005, 05:30 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Philipscdrw:
Will it run if I'm wearing Thinsulate gloves?

And are the rivet heads the correct pattern after 1943? In 1943 the Kriegsmarine had to change their rivet-head supplier, as their previous supplier got bombed out of existence - they're notable different styles.

And will the weather be accurately simulated with regards to historical weather reports? I have a set of genuine WW2 weather report transcripts, and when I'm sailing on the 13th May 1941 I want to use the actual 13th May 1941 reports, and if I can't then I'm cancelling my order...

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Its randomlly generated weather. Ur very spoiled. Do u think that they could model weather for 6 years?!? (I know that Germany surrendered before Japan) My god, are u going to pass up a great game for something so minscule? Random weather generated by the game is much better. It will increase replayablitly

dagamecat
03-06-2005, 05:37 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by banzai_alex:
Its randomlly generated weather. Ur very spoiled. Do u think that they could model weather for 6 years?!? (I know that Germany surrendered before Japan) My god, are u going to pass up a great game for something so minscule? Random weather generated by the game is much better. It will increase replayablitly <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=irony :P

Grauwulf
03-06-2005, 03:14 PM
and is your house flooded when you are sunk?

If not, I will wait for another 50 years untill a serious developer comes up.....

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