glitches? anyone

[fuzzyb84]

Does anyone, or can, or will anyone help me find where are the glitches in the game in multiplayer? my email is <span class="ev_code_RED">Edit: Not wise to advertise your email address on a public message board!</span>

if you can help me please i would appreciate it.

[Choke_A_Smurf]

They are all over the place lol. There's like two on each map.

[SpecOps527]

Heres a glitch for ya...stick your thumb up your butt...it makes all the enemies in the map glow in the dark...and their guns shoot ice cream cones at you and yours shoots flaming knives. By the way, dont eat the ice cream cones...if you do there will be a whole in the sky and a dragon will come down and gobble up your teammates while flipping you the bird.

[SirWhupalot]

Damn, thought I was the only one who knew about that glitch Speccy. Bet you didn't know that it works much better if you smear Tiger Balm on your thumb first!

[for_the_horde]

<span class="ev_code_RED">Edit: Please do not post information about glitches!</span>

[FragStar]

i know one:

dive into the water pressing up the analog stick in fishing village and the magic is here!! now you can walk how a GOD in the lake!! you can trasform itself in a shark and eat the oppent!! enjoy!!

[SirWhupalot]

Did I mention that the Tiger Balm of which I speak isn't the normal stuff you buy in sports shops. You have to catch the tiger who lives in Jungle Mines and beat it outta him. Takes a real man!

[SpecOps527]

Been there done that...the only problem I had was that after I beat him I was covered in the lemon juice that he squirts out of his rectum, I had to clean it off with the mop you have to get from the jungle chief at the temple level, by the way, dont point your gun at him or else he will summon the great seamonster of rocky cove to feed on your eyeballs.

[h.g.willetts]

Master Chief from Halo actually lives in the house opposite the cafe in Old Town. Look through the window and you can see him.

[Cobblers]

When was glitching not classed as cheating, where MP is concerned? Not sure I like this thread much.

[MeanMF]

Originally posted by Cobblers:
When was glitching not classed as cheating, where MP is concerned? Not sure I like this thread much.
Until they get off their butts and fix the problems with the engine, people are going to use glitches. Better to know where they are so it's easier to catch people using them.

[Cobblers]

Wrong. There are glitches in every game. When playing GR1 (PC), if you were found to use a glitch whilst in a match then you forfeited the match.

Glitches are cheats, plane and simple and shouldn't be looked upon as anything else.

[MeanMF]

And what did you think I meant by "catch people using them"?

[Cobblers]

Nope, fair enough, although I had only just got up as it goes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif But either way, it isn't right to advertise them all over the net.

Jeez, next you will be saying we should advertise all known and useable cheats for games too.

[SpecOps527]

i agree that sharing them is bad but...dont consider them cheats...it like saying that even though grenadier weapons are on it is cheating....if its there, take advantage of it.

[XyZspineZyX]

Originally posted by SpecOps527:
if its there, take advantage of it.

Seriously bad move......just because a dev missed an error in the games coding doesnt mean players should take advantage of such glitchs and exploit them while playing (online) to their own advantage. Its bad sportsmanship at best and at worst well yes it is cheating, the only time it isnt is when used in offline play only and to say otherwise is plain silly

[Scoliotic]

Originally posted by SpecOps527:
i agree that sharing them is bad but...dont consider them cheats...it like saying that even though grenadier weapons are on it is cheating....if its there, take advantage of it. Are you in clan? I'd like to know so we never play you.

[Cobblers]

Precisely. In my GR1 PC days, if a rival clan knew I'd used a glitch whilst playing matches then we would have possibly been kicked from the guild. That's how serious ladders/leagues take glitching...ie just as serious as cheating with a mod etc.

[Safrole]

Perhaps the different views of glitching are influenced by how serious one is about the game in general. If somebody glitched in my room, I would probably not boot them, especially if it was a glitch I hadn't seen. Rather I would hound them to show me! Then again, I've never wanted to join a clan very badly because I just can't be that dedicated to a friggin video game. Maybe the "clanboys" who have more personal worth wrapped up in the game are the same ones who fear the dissemination of information that will sully the game. Of course trying to suppress this information is ridiculous in the age of the internet, but fear can motivate in absence of reason.