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XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 01:02 PM
Mine is "when life gives you lemons,,"
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XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 01:02 PM
Mine is "when life gives you lemons,,"
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XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 01:09 PM
...make lemonade?
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XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 01:21 PM
bingo
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XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 02:19 PM
"be professional, be curtious, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
"anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice"
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XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 02:26 PM
"crap happens, youll get over it"
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XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 02:28 PM
enjoy the good things in life, they won't last long...
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XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 03:25 PM
"why not"
XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 03:31 PM
"good things come to those who wait, not to those who wait to late."
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XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 03:37 PM
"Don't Make The Gopher Furious"
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XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 04:49 PM
"Better living through entropy"
A man only needs one rectum. - F. Salter, "Recon Scout"
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XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 05:05 PM
Winners never quit, and quitters never win, but if you never win and you never quit, you're an idiot.
XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 07:01 PM
cheese- <that my friend is my motto
geuss whos back......... watch it Sangsta
XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 09:31 PM
Play hard, and work harder!
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XyZspineZyX
07-14-2003, 11:10 PM
Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.
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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 01:02 AM
"Nobody dies a Vigin, Life screws us Everyday..."
and
"Nothing in life is "fun for the whole family"
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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 02:28 AM
Honesty is the ONLY policy.
I think it used to be best, but I changed it /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 01:41 PM
If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger.
Winners make a plan, losers make excuses.
Think, move, shoot; not necessarily in that order.
XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 05:31 PM
EAT ME
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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 07:40 PM
Aim for the moon. even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
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Can't forget about it
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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 08:36 PM
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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 09:14 PM
Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
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XyZspineZyX
07-16-2003, 04:14 AM
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Hard work pays off after time, but laziness always pays off NOW.
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XyZspineZyX
07-16-2003, 04:18 AM
Live and let live.
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XyZspineZyX
07-16-2003, 04:50 AM
It's always darkest right before it goes Pitch Black!
"Brave Rifles!"
- Matt
"The spirit of the Cav is reason enough to fight!"
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XyZspineZyX
07-16-2003, 05:05 AM
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XyZspineZyX
07-16-2003, 05:47 PM
kimi_ wrote:
- EAT ME
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LOL kimi, you nearly knocked me out of my chair with that one.
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XyZspineZyX
07-16-2003, 06:46 PM
NSAagent wrote:
- Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's
- problems.
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lol, Homer always has a lot of funny sayings...
http://www.angelfire.com/nj2/hsimpson/
a few others not listed...
"suck like a fox!!"
"oh yeah drugs, gotta have drugs"
"yeah lenny, those guys sure did suck. they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Oh gotta go, my sucky kids are here."
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XyZspineZyX
07-16-2003, 07:51 PM
My motto in life is to always return to boards just when people think you've dropped off the face of the earth, and then reappear for a brief moment. I then quietly slide back into the morass of anonymity. Goodnight!
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XyZspineZyX
07-16-2003, 10:21 PM
For fun:
"Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
(When their full attention is in your grip, their hearts and minds shall follow)
Seriously...
"Forgive them, Father for they know not what they do."
and of course:
"Good manners are the velvet glove that covers the iron fist."
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XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 04:40 AM
"Sex, varity, and violence are the basis of intrigue."
-Tagodachi
"The scientific word for "mother" is Youcamefromher******bis, Naggus Neverendus"
-Jimmy Kimmel
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XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 06:02 AM
"Kill or be killed"
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"Mess with the best, die like the rest"
XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 06:12 AM
"I'am confused"
Will the confuzzulment every end?
I don't think so unless you....
DIE
good thing to because life tends to do that to everyone... which brings me to my life's motto.
"LIFE IS A CONTAGIOUS DISEASE WITH A MORTALITY RATE OF 100%"
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XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 06:49 AM
"Never regret yesterday...life is in you today and you make your own tomorrow."
Kurtz
XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 07:33 AM
look over your shoulder and don't walk into a pole
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Shut up when you talk to me.
XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 08:41 PM
Make sure you don't walk into a Swede or a Dane or a Russian either, that could be bad. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Leep Out:
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XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 10:19 PM
Leep wrote:
- Make sure you don't walk into a Swede or a Dane or a
- Russian either, that could be bad. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Oh man that was corny and lame. Good one /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif
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XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 11:59 PM
Elders_Kurtz wrote:
- "Never regret yesterday...life is in you today and
- you make your own tomorrow."
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- Kurtz
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Good one
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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 12:02 AM
"Teamwork Kills" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 12:49 AM
In life, some rain must fall. But this is F'in rediculus!
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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 01:49 AM
I have two:
1. "Itchy balls? Scratch 'em"
2. "Morning glory? Don't waste it"
XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 04:42 AM
Variety, sex, and humor, and violence is the basis of entertainment and intrigue.
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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 06:52 AM
"Live as one already dead."
"Live free. Die well."
"Live and learn. Or you won't live long"
"Pain is the price of stupidity"
"You can lead a man to knowledge, but you can't make him think!"
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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 09:19 AM
mines not a motto but a short moral story....
this is an old one.... but its always good to hear
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A teacher has a glass filled with large rocks filled to the top. He asks his students if they think the glass is FULL. Some say "yes" some say "no".
So the teacher gets some small pebbles and puts it into the glass. The smaller pebbles fill the gaps. So the teacher askes again if the students think the glass is full.
Having learnt the first time, this time the students all say "NO". The techer smiles and so to prove his point further, the teacher gets some sand and pours it into the glass...filling the remaining gaps.
The teacher says "Now the glass is full".. compare the glass to your life....
Moral of the Story ?..... no matter how big your many achievements are in life .... its the little things that fulfil your life.............
BUT......... it doesnt end there....
a student gets up and and says.. "Sir I believe the glass is not full yet"
takes out a beer and pours it into the glass.... the beer is soaked up by the sand...
and says "there you go.. I have a new moral to the story".....
No matter what your life brings....THERE"S ALWAYS ROOM FOR BEER !!!
end story
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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 01:48 PM
LMAO....beer on the rocks...../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 05:22 PM
one of the all-time fav's! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif
Confucious says: "one who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger"
XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 06:24 PM
Thank you Kimi...*blushes*
Kurtz
XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 06:49 PM
Elders_Kurtz wrote:
- Thank you Kimi...*blushes*
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- Kurtz
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Hey, I said that! I have copyright you know! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif
j/k carry on /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
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XyZspineZyX
07-25-2003, 07:28 PM
"2 tears in a bucket **** it"
"Sh*t happens"
"failing to plan is the same as planning to fail"
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XyZspineZyX
07-25-2003, 09:11 PM
Here's one:
You can drag a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
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Leep Out:
XyZspineZyX
07-26-2003, 12:44 AM
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill anyone you meet."
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XyZspineZyX
07-26-2003, 01:37 AM
Use Tagnet to find IP addresses of those in stupid forums and visit them all in the DEAD of night.
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07-28-2003, 11:33 AM
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07-28-2003, 11:37 AM
"CRAP!"
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XyZspineZyX
07-28-2003, 12:10 PM
-Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 02:04 AM
"Mrs suzi had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell Mrs suzi went to heaven the steamboat went to He"
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XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 02:06 AM
freakishly=Virtual being... thrid highest rank?
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XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 02:21 AM
when playing RVS my motto is often
"thats horse sh*# mother f@^$$@ sons of fake a%% bull durham lookin ho down ho down mother %$@%!!@!$......I quit"
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XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 02:24 AM
You quit? I just take out the M16 w/scope and start camping like a bizitch.
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XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 05:59 PM
I get pi55ed after playing rvs more than 15 mins
then I hop on sof2 and run and gun the way it was meant to be done, and maim people. CTF FF-off NOOB-panic button them all to hell.
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XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 06:14 PM
durdd wrote:
- freakishly=Virtual being... thrid highest rank?
I wish Geist was here to discipline you
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XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 08:19 PM
How could Geist get over 10,000 posts? He didn't post that much /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif .
Their's got to be a trick I tell you. Gots to be /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
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XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 08:44 PM
Geist is at hospital after an overdose of overintelligent argumental topics /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
Yeah, I believe he's missing us, even if he downed me a couple of times /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif
(I'm so weak in arguings)
BUT I AM SO BETTER TO MAKE USELESS SCROLLS! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif
but Scrub is better than me /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
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XyZspineZyX
08-03-2003, 08:46 PM
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<FONT COLOR="#B8860B"><font size="1">Don't Make The Gopher Furious</font>