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stalkervision
12-15-2010, 05:06 PM
Don't EVER mess with a old lady with a Iron frying pan ! Ever! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40...s/us_news-weird_news (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40685243/ns/us_news-weird_news)

This use to be the remedy for roving husbands don't you know.

Messaschnitzel
12-15-2010, 05:24 PM
You can kill somebody when hitting them with the sides of a cast iron skillet, even the itty bitty ones. He most likely just got the flat bottom of the skillet judging by that he got off light with only some stitches, a f**ked up neck, and maybe a concussion out of the deal. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Choctaw111
12-15-2010, 10:54 PM
Hmmm. I've been there.

JarheadEd
12-15-2010, 11:03 PM
I really thought this thread would be about Billfish.

Bearcat99
12-16-2010, 08:48 AM
Funderburk was jailed on $55,200 bond on suspicion of attempted rape, aggravated battery, criminal restraint and criminal damage to property.

ROFLMAO!!!! I wonder if his head dented the frying pan...

Worf101
12-16-2010, 08:59 AM
Well Barretta once said, "don't go to bed with a pan upside your head."

LOL

Worf

Sillius_Sodus
12-16-2010, 11:10 AM
That's why all the pot and pans are aluminum at our place http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

M2morris
12-16-2010, 06:57 PM
Thats good. Good for that lady. Hilarious.

"Fwa-Ping"

"Owww."

"Fwa-Ping."

"Ahhhhh"

"Faw-Ping. Fwa-Ping."

"Thump, plop."

LEBillfish
12-17-2010, 08:17 AM
Iron Skillets are the great equalizers that come up short only in being able to flip over Tiger Tanks (though have just not had a chance to try it).

Though I'll not bore you with a lot of details, I can tell you however for a fact that a scrawny just barely over 110# woman can drop 3 200+# over 6' outlaw bikers with a hot one filled with bacon grease......and if you ever meet a biker named Bobby around Knoxville with a Cracker Barrel brand on his forehead that tends to drool a lot and now has a deadlamp (droopy eyelid and brow), tell him Kay and "Husband Tamer" says hi http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

K2

stalkervision
12-17-2010, 08:41 AM
"god created Women but Iron Frying Pans made them superior"

horseback
12-17-2010, 12:32 PM
Good thing she was in Kansas; if she'd done that in LA or San Francisco, the odds are 50-50 that SHE would be in jail instead of Funderburk.

Assault on top of refusing to help a homeless person (not submitting to his demands and making him resort to force)? Hanging would be too good for the old bat.

cheers

horseback

LEBillfish
12-17-2010, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by horseback:
Good thing she was in Kansas; if she'd done that in LA or San Francisco, the odds are 50-50 that SHE would be in jail instead of Funderburk.

Assault on top of refusing to help a homeless person (not submitting to his demands and making him resort to force)? Hanging would be too good for the old bat.

cheers

horseback


Patience, the solution is coming....I myself am buying up lots of Nevada beachfront property http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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K2