View Full Version : You know they are noobish when....
redskirts
10-05-2004, 10:13 AM
You can play 3 v 1 as merc and spy and you win on three maps in a row and only get killed once. Oh the power!! Just kiddin i know i am a noob too, but i thought it would be fun to list the first indicator of noobish behavior or when you know it will be an easy win.
i.e.
Your partner doesn't stand up at spawn points and try to get to entrance to any map before the merc sets up.
or
he just doesn't move at all for 1 or 2 min.
or
"how do i use my gun"
Have fun with it or just ignore it.
Bo0kY
10-05-2004, 10:59 AM
how do you snap a neck?
Amn-23
10-05-2004, 11:09 AM
merc -FIRES anythign that moves - including you or even your grenades! -lol (i saw that 1 happen)
spy - runs around constanly or slowly crawls away from the merc beacse they so wernt/ arnt going to be seen that way.
Xan-99
10-05-2004, 11:22 AM
spy- he goes and sits in a corner for the entire game only coming out to be killed every so often.
redskirts
10-05-2004, 11:30 AM
Another one:
You have been killed off and while watching the action you have one nd left with about 1 min left in game....the other spy...noob has all 4 lives still and is crawling slowly in the vent in the horn.
The time ticks away and he is still in the **** vent....arghhhh!!
Dreakon1313
10-05-2004, 12:13 PM
You come onto the forums and complain about bugs, knowing well Ubi wont do anything about it.
DrCactus
10-05-2004, 12:20 PM
Once playing as a spy, I had tried to get the nd133s alone 'cause my partner, as usual was a noob. I died with about 5 minutes left in the museum. I sat watching my partner shoot the sensors in the cafe the whole time. It hurt.
Daybreak_23
Xan-99
10-05-2004, 12:42 PM
they throw grnades into the room your taking an nd in without telling you, so you avoid them only to relised the idiot just smoked
Tinweasele
10-05-2004, 06:18 PM
they scream OMGWTF after every death
they scream HOW DID YOU FIND ME!?!?!
they use flashbangs(exception pros making it harder)
they taz a merc and JUST ******* sit there and wonder why they die.
Dark_Fisher88
10-05-2004, 06:24 PM
They want to play ranked http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
Sceptre6666
10-05-2004, 06:28 PM
Actually, if you can get lucky enough to shoot a nade midair, it explodes. Not saying its easy, but Its happened to me as a merc b4.
IrA.Hybrid0
10-05-2004, 06:53 PM
wow sceptre, that was random
ArnoldRimmer
10-05-2004, 09:24 PM
they follow you around (merc) even though you tell them a thousand times NOT to be where you are.
They follow you around (spy) and are either going fast when you need to be slow or the the other way round thus giving both of you away all the time.
They try to go somewhere the exact same way for all their 4 lifes(spy).
this last one is for noobs or DM-only mo...ummm people:
They dont know how to get any building in deftech except for hacking the main doors.
SITHDUKE
10-07-2004, 05:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Xan-99:
they throw grnades into the room your taking an nd in without telling you, so you avoid them only to relised the idiot just smoked <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Amen!
How about when they call it "Luck"
Xan-99
10-07-2004, 08:27 AM
oh yeah got one of those last night, i snipered him while he was taking a terminal and he called it luck... wtf? i snipered a non-moving target...where's the luck?
redskirts
10-07-2004, 08:58 AM
Last night playing with Lochang and Geo. Someone joins and has his little mic icon going crazy sooo, we politely ask if he is new....no response...we ask if he can hear us...no response...we say HELLLLLOOOOOO....no response so we tell geo if he doesn't get up and rush to lobby (in cinema of course) just jump on him so we know he is a noob.
Game starts and of course "Geo has neutralized ___" we both start laughing. Geo dies and then we hear someone being shocked. I type in geo wtf is going on.
The guy was still in spawn and now was shooting geo. OH goodness it was great fun!!
Spekkio9
10-07-2004, 10:10 AM
They run around with motion shooting everything.
They don't know that when a spy trips a spy trap that the spy shows up on EMF.
They shout "NO DM" if you jump, cam, or grab them.
Oh, btw....flashbangs can be useful on maps like schermerhorn where chaffs don't have much use.
Xan-99
10-07-2004, 10:54 AM
chaff owns flash bang anyday, there is nothing more confusing than not being any to change vision with lots of static on screen.
redskirts
10-07-2004, 10:59 AM
have to agree with Xan on this one, flashbangs don't really work against decent mercs. Especially when they run around with motion vision on and the flash is nullified.
Chaffs bug the heck out of mercs with the screen going nuts and cant reload.
Blaster23423
10-07-2004, 11:09 AM
once I played against 2 players alone and won like for 3 maps (includes revenge all the time).. so I asked them if they were new at the game and one of them said "rofl, its just that i didnt play like 2 months".. and the other one said "hmm.. yeah, me too".. I mean that was clear that it was just a stupid answer, cause even if you don't play 2 months you don't lose your skills like that.
those who say GOGOGOGOGOGO!!111111111 like if we are playing CS...
or those who wants to play ranked even if we are 3 or 2..
DrCactus
10-07-2004, 12:12 PM
What aboot noobish things you've done.
When I first started I shot my teamate the first time I used EMV.
I still accidentally end up the same place where my partner is as a Merc, messing up the whole security thing... I've lost many games because of that.
I continually go the same way. I second guess myself that the merc would be thinking, "theres no way he's that stupid" and hope he goes somewhere else. Then I always forget about human curiostity, "Maybe he is that stupid. Let's wait and see".
I can't ss+j at all, I always end up just walking off the edge or worse, am crouched when i go off the edge. Sometimes I forget to press C too.
#1 noob thing I still do. Go to building C though the vent an the first floor, even when theres a spy trap there you cant disable.
Daybreak_23
Sometimes I am good. Sometimes I might as well be a monkey playing.
HarkoninVSC
10-07-2004, 12:14 PM
Something I do all the time, see a merc go to tazer him and OOPS, thats not a tazer thats a grenade!
SITHDUKE
10-07-2004, 01:14 PM
Yea, as merc you go ZAP but no Zap happens all that you hear is Tink, Tink...*urgh!* Boom! Merc commited suicide...D'oh! What a pain ~_0
HarkoninVSC
10-07-2004, 08:14 PM
Don't you hate when that happens?
SITHDUKE
10-08-2004, 12:08 PM
Not as much as i hate it when i fire a nade instead of my taser while being SSed by a spy so i can't even evade the nade. >_< DOH!
Xan-99
10-08-2004, 12:11 PM
see im the oposite.... i love it when that happens to you.
dS_eXoDuS
10-08-2004, 12:14 PM
haha!
true its allways funnier when its not happening to u http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
SITHDUKE
10-08-2004, 01:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Xan-99:
see im the oposite.... i love it when that happens to you. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yea but not half as funny as when it happens to you :P
Spekkio9
10-08-2004, 02:52 PM
Hehe...this happened today...
I was in a server, and my partner and I were playing against two noobs. One quit, and (we were in hospital) I said to the other "come upstairs and we'll show you some stuff." He replies, "I just need to know the keys I'm not an idiot." Then I say, "This game is hard to learn in general I'm not saying you are stupid." Then he goes "I've been playing this game for 1 hour I have the hang of it." He makes noise, I find him downstairs behind a box, I walk towards him and he can't hit me with the ss after like 6 shots, then I hit him with my gun and tazer him. When he's knocked out I say "yea, sure seems like you have the hang of it." He eventually left.
dS_eXoDuS
10-08-2004, 02:57 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spekkio9:
Hehe...this happened today...
I was in a server, and my partner and I were playing against two noobs. One quit, and (we were in hospital) I said to the other "come upstairs and we'll show you some stuff." He replies, "I just need to know the keys I'm not an idiot." Then I say, "This game is hard to learn in general I'm not saying you are stupid." Then he goes "I've been playing this game for 1 hour I have the hang of it." He makes noise, I find him downstairs behind a box, I walk towards him and he can't hit me with the ss after like 6 shots, then I hit him with my gun and tazer him. When he's knocked out I say "yea, sure seems like you have the hang of it." He eventually left. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
i love noobs their so funny
especially the ones that loook up and shoot randomly and then get necked LOL
ArnoldRimmer
10-08-2004, 06:10 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SITHDUKE:
Yea, as merc you go ZAP but no Zap happens all that you hear is Tink, Tink...*urgh!* Boom! Merc commited suicide...D'oh! What a pain ~_0 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
its also quite annoying when you go ZAP but nothing happens. Then right when you want to go nuts and think the game screwed you over you notice you still have spytraps selected.....
Dispatcher79
10-09-2004, 02:38 PM
How bout when you see a proxy and you are going to remove it and you are so excited at the fact no mercs are around, enabling you an even safer removal, that you forget to slow you walk down...thus leading to the *beep* *beep* BOOM!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif
Bo0kY
10-09-2004, 03:15 PM
or when you are a spy going to disable the mine, and you see a merc approaching... bringing along your human instinct to run, you forget about the mine and explode along with it
Dispatcher79
10-09-2004, 03:18 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bo0kY:
or when you are a spy going to disable the mine, and you see a merc approaching... bringing along your human instinct to run, you forget about the mine and explode along with it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
LOL, I have never done that!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif
SITHDUKE
10-09-2004, 03:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bo0kY:
or when you are a spy going to disable the mine, and you see a merc approaching... bringing along your human instinct to run, you forget about the mine and explode along with it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Brothers in pain!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
Lets not forget when a spy kills you with your own mine http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif OR when you're unintentionally the human shield to the mine and the spy goes past you un-scratched!
Dispatcher79
10-09-2004, 03:25 PM
No he goes by you like this http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
Fiddius
10-09-2004, 03:27 PM
The worst is when your setting your spy traps and you forget that while you were running to the next position you switched to your nades... crouch, tink... "What the..." BOOM!!!
And I know that when i stop playing a game for a month while iv been playing other things i get all the keys mixed up and play like a friggin idiot for the first hour or so...
Dispatcher79
10-09-2004, 03:35 PM
How bout when you charge a spy *smack* (already for the taze, then bend down trash talk, one shot to the head) What tha? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif My tazer won't work, Charge!!! **** ran pasted, what tha? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Who is that talking to me and why is my view slightly angled and all static like? NO!!!! I've grabbed, bah!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif I always forget to switch back to tazer from mines or traps!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif
AK235
10-09-2004, 06:38 PM
Tell u one thing tht pisses me off when u c a proxy mine n u have a noob on yer side following u n u slow down he sits there 4 a while n u creep up to the mine n he decides to run right past it BEEP BEEP BAAANG! Another one tht i find funny mercs tht stand near there mines they just ask 4 it and noobs tht will sit on top of alarm snares n u just dive in. Or the ones tht u grab n u can hear em saying yer cheating lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif U can also tell if they dont use merc vision modes alot I myself usually use EMF quite alot as most ppl ive played will just run around with thermals on n they have the cheek to say "HOW DID U NO I WAS THERE!!" N yer there like DUUUH turn off yer goggles. Another good one is a merc who turns motion on n panics when it locks on to his partner thts fun to watch.Another good sign of a noob "How do u run up walls" theres probably more i can think of but tht will do.
mystic48
10-09-2004, 08:13 PM
this is probly off topic an every thing,,,but i am a nOOb....how do i do online play?,,,whats CDKey,,and what the heck is punkbuster??? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/353.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif
Bo0kY
10-09-2004, 08:22 PM
not quite off topic... you just showed yet another way to tell if someone is a n00b.. hehe you have an option to click multiplayer and play... now if you haven't updated, you need to get 1.31 then you can just choose from desktop whether or not you want to play multi or single player.... your cd key is on the inside jacket of your game i believe.. if not, it's on the back of the cd case that the game came in....
Finally, punkbuster is a program that these guys decided to make so they could make money off of big gaming companies.... they claim that it stops cheaters, what a great way to make money!!!!
eTo-NoSiS106
10-09-2004, 08:25 PM
as a merc i have a tendacy to kill myself by falling off high ledges
as spy ive paniced in particularly tough situations and basicaly jsut ran in circles... thats only happened like twice though
mystic48
10-09-2004, 08:36 PM
i got my game free,,no case,, it came with a graphics card, can i use somone elses CDKey?
Xan-99
10-10-2004, 02:36 AM
sure... mine is ShUt-tHe-hELl-uP-fOol
S.a.S-Akbari
10-10-2004, 03:32 AM
its anyoing when u just set up a mine and a spy runs past it and BOOM!!! there u go =D
ore tazer a spy and discus with ure partner what to do with him...till the spy gets up, uses smoke (u fall asleep) and he gets 1 nd !!
Amn-23
10-10-2004, 04:25 AM
me- You know they are noobish when.... they play ****.
no its when your playing with a noob vs at least 1 gd merc [cinema]
you decide you will have to take this on by yourself so you get two temrinals but you end up all dead dead...
you spend 5 minutes watchin your partner spy who... wait for it... has managed to get on to the roof of the theater.
or you tell them to guard 1 ROOM and ill cover the rest and they canrt. they just canrt. oh it hurts so bad. [merc]
i act like a noob all the time in 1st few games... i wont embaris my self wiht the details.
Bo0kY
10-10-2004, 05:23 AM
or how about the quick roll off vertigo.... WHOOPS!!! AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh
Dark_Fisher88
10-10-2004, 06:06 AM
Usually This is what happens to me, Running in to a room then see a mine at the last second, then think to myself maybe if i dont move it wont go off... !BOOM! Dark_Fisher88 was killed by http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif
m4_007
10-10-2004, 08:10 AM
Lol one time a guy puted a mine in cinema just under a ND133.I tarted neutralizing and the mine diint go off at all .. but my teammate came and mine eploded http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif BOOM : Double kill
And .. we lost this game http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Tinweasele
10-10-2004, 10:20 AM
well i dunno about n00bish but DEFINATLY embarrasing, jewbicom snuck all the way around on vertigo and i was off on the top from the office. all of a sudden i spin around pushed by a spy elbow. I was like wtf is he doing... he pushes me again and then it clicks, OH ****!!! NOOOOooooooo,........(Tinweasele commits suicide) ... ****.
The other one was lochang running into exhib freakin out cause he thought it was being deconed in sabo, well he had emf on and saw a white thing and for some strange reason the modem(mine) had explosives in it and killed him(lochang19 commits suicide) we still won but we were laughing for a good 5 min:-)
Spekkio9
10-10-2004, 11:44 AM
I've done that in museum. We are playing sabotage, my partner puts a mine right near the nd (because the spies REALLY have a reason to go there) without my knowledge. It's down to like 5 seconds, I see a white glowing thing, Spekkio9 was killed by his partner and we lose http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif
Amn-23
10-10-2004, 11:48 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by M4_007:
Lol one time a guy puted a mine in cinema just under a ND133.I tarted neutralizing and the mine diint go off at all .. but my teammate came and mine eploded http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif BOOM : Double kill
And .. we lost this game http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
lmoa..thats really gotta hurt.
anyway. im with this noob and he has no mic so i tell him that im outside 216 and abotu to take it and what are you going? go for a terminal or something plz... ect
anway he then goes and types.. ill take 116 while you take 216
guess what the noob doesnt know what teamsay is... i roll outa vent across to 216 and bang tazrd. then i go on to watch him slowly crouch walk into 116 while a merc walks up to him and tazers him.. places a laser mine.. i respwan ***** was killed by ****
i lost the game.
HarkoninVSC
10-14-2004, 08:18 PM
Rofl!
C.A.T.ops
10-16-2004, 08:44 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> guess what the noob doesnt know what teamsay is... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
If you intentionally dont talk on teamspeak, some people fall for it. So tell your buddy youre going for 116, then on teamspeak, tell him youre going for 212. It works.
People are so stupid these day. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif
lochang19
10-16-2004, 08:53 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tinweasele: The other one was lochang running into exhib freakin out cause he thought it was being deconed in sabo, well he had emf on and saw a white thing and for some strange reason the modem(mine) had explosives in it and killed him(lochang19 commits suicide) we still won but we were laughing for a good 5 min:-) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hey, did I tell you that you could tell others about that? Did I? Huh? You forgot to mention that it WAS being decon'd, and the spy was near where I saw the whi-, oh what does it matter, it was ABSOLUTELY freaking hilarious because I was the last one to realize why the modem killed me. I'm slow okay? Leave me alone already...
CATOPS:
If you intentionally dont talk on teamspeak, some people fall for it. So tell your buddy youre going for 116, then on teamspeak, tell him youre going for 212. It works.
Yeah I do it all the time, only seems to consistantly work on newer average players, not on ones that are better or know me, cuz they know I have a mic.
HarkoninVSC
10-16-2004, 10:33 PM
Some would consider using Teamspeak in this game cheating, the whole talking when your dead part.
BigSlim_UK
10-16-2004, 11:04 PM
Or you could try the double bluff by saying on "say" that your going for 116 and actually do go for 116. Or you could try the triple bluff, by saying your going for 116 and then say **** pressed f5 then still go for 116. The combinations are endless and could potentially confuse the enemy into surrenderinghttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
Highly unlikely though because good teams of merc will know where you are anyway, and in HArk's case usually before you do.
adrielch
10-17-2004, 08:23 AM
I was a spy and I was gonna disbable the proxy mine. Playing too much SP, I pressed spacebar instaed of shift... I was like ****! NO!!! And the mine went off http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif The controls gets sooo confusing sometimes!
mrguytodd
10-17-2004, 08:48 AM
You know they are noobish when their username is mrguytodd
>_>
<_<
*jumps down laundry chute*
tall_long1986
10-17-2004, 09:09 AM
If they just stand there spraying bullets at you from a good distance away, they're noobish. You can just run in circles until they run out of ammo.
This next one isn't really noobish, but just an example of somebody being weird/naive. I was teamed up with ArnoldRimmer and we were having problems getting people into the server. We end up DM'ing against a third person in Deftech. He has motion on 24/7 and uses zoom at all opportunities. This was fairly annoying.
We eventually get a fourth person in and play Hospital Sabotage. We win our spy round, then we had some real fun our merc round. For my first kill on him, he was in 202 and I was in 212. I snipe his head off. He screams WTF.
I end up sniping him twice more (once while he was outside of 202, and once through the wall between 102 and 100). After that, he promptly leaves.
Oh, and they scream WTF DO U HAX after you snipe them through a box in Vertigo, chances are they're a noob.
HarkoninVSC
10-17-2004, 04:44 PM
They sit,crouch, and hide the entire match.
I was playing a round with Redskirts and his partner earlier when I had this nOOb partner UC_Elvis who did exactly that, I stayed for the round but graciously declined playing with THAT person for anymore.
GGs guys I'll take a rematch when Shadows back tomorrow or later tonight with Daedalus or Booky.
Xan-99
10-17-2004, 04:48 PM
OH yeah, there is nothing worse than having a team mate that just hides in the dark, never moving more than 10 ft away before going back. The sad thing is that some good players i know, once i am permantly dead, they start to do just that..... its painful to watch.
C.A.T.ops
10-18-2004, 08:38 AM
If that's what they do, then there not good players.
redskirts
10-18-2004, 08:46 AM
Noob moment, after all my fun last night in warhouse, section 2, rimmer is camed in the office i run over see the spy, smoke all around fire up the frag....and ting bounce bounce lands at my feet...booom kills us both. Oops. The itchy trigger finger comes through again.
Somehow we win the sec 3....
Hark i will play you and shadow but i need either booky, lo, or someone of decent caliber to even put up a fight. We shall see what happens.
redskirts
10-18-2004, 08:55 AM
Ooo another,
guy enters lobby, talks some smack to me and warmaster, so we start hos.
He trys all the lame tactics...hide behind box at 116 shoot chaff and wait....behind box outside 202 chaff...etc...trying to get some necks..anyway i charge, taze kill in one move don't wait for him to drop or any of that.
SOOO he types in "tazer takes no skill" so i reply "dying does?" then within 2 secs he runs into my mine in the tunnel to 116 (laser mine usually never works), he types "no skill", then proceeds to run into my next mine on the stairs to 202 he types "oh bs",
i type "running into mines takes no skill", subsequently he leaves with one life left. War ends the server i join another and guess who is there. He types "loser" then leaves the server. OH goodness.
C.A.T.ops
10-18-2004, 10:13 AM
You know there noobish when they try and start a clan named S.T.A. - with the leader being some snot-nosed, short-tempered, mega-newbie, spy-hoggin 11 year old brat.
Silly newbie... clans aren't for kids.
HarkoninVSC
10-18-2004, 03:27 PM
ROFL we pwned him last night, after 2 kills he says your out of my league I can't beat you and leaves.
SITHDUKE
10-18-2004, 07:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>or how about the quick roll off vertigo.... WHOOPS!!! AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Xan take notes!
C.A.T.ops
10-18-2004, 07:55 PM
Hey Hark, if you still want to own me, I'm on tonight. Still vetserver?
HarkoninVSC
10-18-2004, 08:37 PM
Just finished.
C.A.T.ops
10-18-2004, 08:49 PM
So your done for tonight?
redskirts
10-19-2004, 08:50 AM
darn noobies use vision and shoot you when your merc!!! Arghhh lochang you geek!! Cracked me up last night lo played two games completed using noob movements....crouch with gun out the whole nine. I don't think CaT appreciated the humor in it, but it was classic.
Tinweasele
10-19-2004, 10:10 AM
god, when lochang starts getting bored you better watch out. cause the bodies are gonna start flying, EVERYONEs bodies hes usually indiscrimenant.
C.A.T.ops
10-19-2004, 11:10 AM
When we started owning you, I knew something wasn't quite right. Then lochang started cussing whenever he died... And when he was merc, he spent the whole match crouched in a corner in sniper-mode. Lol.
The best part was when he started typing in all caps.
Arkalius
10-19-2004, 07:23 PM
How about when this noob lochang keeps tossing phospho grenades at me when we're mercs trying to scare me... and then throws a real one every once in awhile to throw me off? hehehehehehe
I occasionally toss a grenade at the wall in front of me when meaning to place a mine or trap... I usually get out of the way fast enough but it sucks to lose a nade.
I remember one time, in cinema, I was on bottom floor lobby as a merc. Spy is on spy trap. He's in the tunnel that goes along the front wall down there, and as I come to the opening I realize this and look up and fire a nade, just in time to see his feet land on my face. Then, my teammate jumps down off the top of the little ND niche, and lands on the spy. Apparantly my grenade was poorly aimed and fell back down and killed all 3 of us. It was quite amusing.
The people I hate most are the ones who whine about something every time they die. It's always some kind of glitch or lag or it was impossible or how did you do that or no way or whatever. Had a guy like that tonight, Anal_Adventure. He seemed cool enough in the lobby but every time he died he decided it was just not possible, and he left pretty quickly.
C.A.T.ops
10-19-2004, 08:43 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> this noob lochang <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
...you can't be serious.
HarkoninVSC
10-19-2004, 09:28 PM
Lmao, Lochang is standing outside 202 trying to get Bookys neck. He sees me rwalking towards him he doesnt flinch, I taze he dies. He say "Matbe he won't notice", LOL.
GHOSTMCF101
10-23-2004, 07:42 AM
i gotta good one! it used to happen to me all the time...
ur in warehouse standin on catwalk and there is spy right below u in all those crates, ya know?
so i aim my reticule between the two horizontal beams that make up the railing, ya know? and i launch grenade and it bounces off the railing and kills me!! because u have to aim diferently for closerange grenades because ur launcher is below ur barrel. oh and, on deftech, ur in courtyard and spy is running madly, rolling, across the catwalk u lead him perfectly shoot a grenade so itll blow up just as he gets to it... what does it do?
bounces back down and blows me up
redskirts
11-02-2004, 07:46 AM
How bout in the horn the spies finish train area and only have the tank room left.
Your partner decides to defend the !!TRAIN STAIRS!! while you are fighting off two spies in the tank room.....who i might add happen to be smufing platoons!! ARGH!
Spekkio9
11-02-2004, 08:53 AM
You are a merc, you kill them, and their reply is immediately "omg wtf it's mission!!1"
C.A.T.ops
11-02-2004, 09:06 AM
You almost always know there noobish when...
They can't speak a word of english.
DrPanti3s
11-02-2004, 12:09 PM
What's the problem with ppl that doesnt talk english? u xenophob or what?
HarkoninVSC
11-02-2004, 12:13 PM
xenophobia/xenophobic -
noun: an irrational fear of foreigners or strangers.
Yep sounds like it.
SITHDUKE
11-02-2004, 02:33 PM
They ss you run around behind you. You turn around laugh at them and the ss you starting the cycle all over again. Fools ^_^
C.A.T.ops
11-02-2004, 03:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> an irrational fear of foreigners or strangers <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yep, I'm afraid of Hark. And anyone else who happens to be merc during my spy round.
DrPanti3s
11-02-2004, 07:12 PM
I know some ger that are very good. They almost dont speak english but they can pwn most of us.
Spekkio9
11-03-2004, 12:40 PM
When you make a post that says "best scpt pc clan" with a poll that contains no clans from scpt pc multiplayer.
PAKMAN52SE
11-03-2004, 02:40 PM
I hate it when your opponents think you are using a hacking glitch that extends the time but llows you to run around but you're just playing sabotage. ******* n00bs
SITHDUKE
11-03-2004, 05:14 PM
That's a new all time newbie complaint. *jotts down onto notepad*