A fun little exercise...

[Rhoulette]

Ok, this is a silly thing I was thinking of the other day but it might be a fun creative exercise to entertain all you bored Splinter Cell people.

Here's my question: if you could get a recording of Fisher and/or Lambert saying something random, what would you have them say? Personally, I'm tickled by the idea of Sam saying "ack... I broke a nail!" or something else somewhat uncharacteristic for him but in the Michael Ironside voice.

I'm positive you guys can come up with some good stuff, so let me have it! (And I'm going to post this in other forums to let everyone have a go at this exercise).

[Rhoulette]

Ok, this is a silly thing I was thinking of the other day but it might be a fun creative exercise to entertain all you bored Splinter Cell people.

Here's my question: if you could get a recording of Fisher and/or Lambert saying something random, what would you have them say? Personally, I'm tickled by the idea of Sam saying "ack... I broke a nail!" or something else somewhat uncharacteristic for him but in the Michael Ironside voice.

I'm positive you guys can come up with some good stuff, so let me have it! (And I'm going to post this in other forums to let everyone have a go at this exercise).

[SoulFire382]

Up and about early today, rhoulette? (It's 3:53 A.M. Here in southern New Hampshire! Yeah, I'm up for a good reason http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif )

Anyways, i'd think it'd be quite.....interesting... if sam happened to say "**** it! Where's the prop man? My rifle's jammed again!" Or perhaps, "I've got an itch and I can't scratch it!" During the middle of gameplay.

[Phil Grim]

It would be funny hearing Sam say: "this suit is chafing."

[maiden_masher]

while sam is getting near an enemy..he will hum the sound from the movie "JAWS"(like the franky does from the movie sharks tale)..i know its noisy but why not do it with a lone guard.

[Vth_F_Smith_]

Uhm...how about "Wait a minute, did I turn the flat iron off at home? Hmmm...."

[PhilosopherCop]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rhoulette:
Ok, this is a silly thing I was thinking of the other day but it might be a fun creative exercise to entertain all you bored Splinter Cell people.

Here's my question: if you could get a recording of Fisher and/or Lambert saying something random, what would you have them say? Personally, I'm tickled by the idea of Sam saying "ack... I broke a nail!" or something else somewhat uncharacteristic for him but in the Michael Ironside voice.

I'm positive you guys can come up with some good stuff, so let me have it! (And I'm going to post this in other forums to let everyone have a go at this exercise). <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How are the SCCT surprises going in the metaforical oven as last time they were still cooking?

Thanks for the contest. For me it would be: - "Is my killing justafiable to myself?"

[PhilosopherCop]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SoulFire382:
Up and about early today, rhoulette? (It's 3:53 A.M. Here in southern New Hampshire! Yeah, I'm up for a good reason http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif )

Anyways, i'd think it'd be quite....._interesting_... if sam happened to say "**** it! Where's the prop man? My rifle's jammed again!" Or perhaps, "I've got an itch and I can't scratch it!" During the middle of gameplay. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What is your reason?

[Nightmarecast24]

Sam: Hey Lambert! ........... Do I look fat in black?
Lambert: Good Lord Fisher, yes you are getting fat!
Sam: Oh Phooey!
Lambert: I am serious Fisher you need to equip a thigh master 5000 in that suit of yours for inbetween missions or something.... now I know why Ubisoft took away your split jump... one attempt and you're finished.
Sam: *cries*

Edit: I didn't (somehow overlooked) know it said between Sam and Lambert.

[bozibozic]

During split jump "Ahhhh... thank god im not married!" ie. this means he broke his manhood but cos he aint married it aint all that impoatant.

[Rhoulette]

*snickers* I too have thought about the dialogue between Lambert and Fisher about looking fat in something. That simply cracks me up.

[Terrax213]

Lambert: "Fisher, I can't express how critical being invisible is to this mission. Stay low and out of sight. The NSA supplied that suit you're wearing for good reason. It makes you become one with the shadows."

Fisher: "Understood. Just one question, Lambert. Does this suit make me look fat?"

Lambert: "Not at all. And the next time you think that, just imagine me wearing that same suit. Needless to say I've got love handles that would compromise the most simple of missions. Be careful Fisher."

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[s-a-m-i-a-m]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Terrax213:
Lambert: _ "Fisher, I can't express how critical being invisible is to this mission. Stay low and out of sight. The NSA supplied that suit you're wearing for good reason. It makes you become one with the shadows."_

Fisher: _ "Understood. Just one question, Lambert. Does this suit make me look fat?"_

Lambert:_ "Not at all. And the next time you think that, just imagine me wearing that same suit. Needless to say I've got love handles that would compromise the most simple of missions. Be careful Fisher."_

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Very nice! I like this one the best so far! Eventhough it's goofy, you can still hear Lambert saying that. Good one!

[scworld]

When sitting too long:
Lambert: Sam, get going!

maybe:

Lambert: Sam, get going! Everything is fine! Go go go!
Sam: Sorry Lam, I am afraid of that dark alley. It reminds me of some indicent in my past...
Lambert: Ok, sorry.

Thats it for now

[Mr.scpt]

instead of the whistle,sam would say
"hey im over here"
"what r u ******ed...im rite in front of u"

(oh,rhoulette on the website "fragdolls.com",i saw a picture of u and hulk hogan.when did u meet him.why was he there)

[Terrax213]

Ahhhh GR2 hands on in Houston this Saturday http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif Please Rhoulette .. please say there's hope of a CT hands on convention here sometime before March?

[cellfan88]

Sam goes up to a guard and says: "Hey, has anyone seen my pistol, I think I dropped it somewhere, I must've lost it when I was talking to my imaginary friends."

[I.S.F-Dixxhead]

Double post SORRY! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

[I.S.F-Dixxhead]

Lambert:" Sam i got your mission objectives on your opsat."
Sam stares at Opsat and responds:" lambert what do you mean with: i am very happy to meet you soon, i will have a red rose as my identifiing sign...kiss lambert..."
Lambert:"Uhm...Ehm..well its pgp-coded...encode it..."

ok ,i know, its cheap http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[Vth_F_Smith_]

How about this after he grabbed someone?
"You know what? I hear voices in my head and they don't like you!"

Or before he grabs someone:
&gt;deep breath&lt; &gt;deep breath&lt; "Luke, I am your father!"

Or before he grabs someone who's armed:
"Be carefull with that gun, you could hurt somebody and then I'll have to *hurt* YOU! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif"

[Mr.scpt]

i like your last 1 Vth F Smith http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[FXH Reaper]

lol here could be a different version of vth f smiths starwars

he walks up to a gaurd pickpockets him looks at the terrorist id name then grabs him and says jonh i am your father then the terrorrist screams nooo!!! sorry just couldnt resist but heres one my own
sam: lambert am i on leash with these terrorrists?
lambert: i love you to sam
sam: uhh...did you have to much coffee lambert??? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

[Lord_Bawls]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nightmarecast24:
Sam: Hey Lambert! ........... Do I look fat in black?
Lambert: Good Lord Fisher, yes you are getting fat!
Sam: Oh Phooey!
Lambert: I am serious Fisher you need to equip a thigh master 5000 in that suit of yours for inbetween missions or something.... now I know why Ubisoft took away your split jump... one attempt and you're finished.
Sam: *cries*

Edit: I didn't (somehow overlooked) know it said between Sam and Lambert. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Wait. No split-jump?! MY WORLD IS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!!!

*sobs*

[teddaman2]

something like

lambert: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
fisher: What!!!
lambert: I forgot to tape my soap opera!!!!
fisher: ..........

[FXH Reaper]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by teddaman2:
something like

lambert: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
fisher: What!!!
lambert: I forgot to tape my soap opera!!!!
fisher: .......... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>lol yea that would be great http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[shadow_ops-]

*Sam is sneaking behind an unsuspecting guard in the bathroom who is patrolling there* *Sam farts*

SAM: That wasnt me....im not here remember

*Sam runs away*

Lambert:Sam ur not supposed to leave any trace of ur existance there

Samhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gifh yeah.... *Sam goes back to turn of the fan*


-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-OR-*-*-*-*-*-*

*Sam os running through an ally....and guard hears him....*

*Sam quickly split jumps above the guard*

Guard:What was that?

Sam: Wasnt me

Guard: Now wut was THAT???

Sam: Not meeeeee.....

Guard: OMG there he is!!!!!!!

Sam: I SAID IT WASNT ME!!!!!!!! U WANNA GET UR THROAT SLIT?!?!?! HUH??!?!?!?!?!

Guard:NO....AHHHHHHHH*he runs to call for backup

SAM:THATS RIGHT U BETTER RUN HAHAHAAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

[shadow_ops-]

aight i have just come up with some more...here goes



*INFILTRATING A MAX SECERITY BUIILDING WITH MANY ARMED GUARDS AND SAM HAS ALREADY TRIGGERED 2/3 ALARMS*

*Sam gets spotted by a camera, the alarm goes off....sam runs into the dark janiters closet....guards are swarming the area*

LAMBERT: Sam...thats one alarm to many....get outta there, the missions over

SAM: ok.....but i got one problem

LAMBERT: i told u to get outta there, the missions over!!!!!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

SAM: How?..... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif



-*-*-*-*-*AND-*-*-*-*-


*SAM is hacking a mission critical computer*

GRIMhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gifk sam thats all the info we need....now we need u to send it

SAM: i dont know how...ill read my handy dandy stealth pocket book.....but....its too dark in here to read...oh theres a light switch, perfect

*flips on the lights*

*guards sound alarm*

sam: maybe i shoulda used my thermals......

GRIM:.....

SAM: oh right....NIGHTvision...thats right...

ill think of more sooner of later http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

[FXH Reaper]

lol thats funny and could probably happen if sam was real http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Cheeserdude]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bozibozic:
During split jump "Ahhhh... thank god im not married!" ie. this means he broke his manhood but cos he aint married it aint all that impoatant. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sam has a daughter. How can he not be married???

[Cheeserdude]

Sam while gunning: DIE, DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

[PhilosopherCop]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheeserdude:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bozibozic:
During split jump "Ahhhh... thank god im not married!" ie. this means he broke his manhood but cos he aint married it aint all that impoatant. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sam has a daughter. How can he not be married??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

He could have got a divorce because Sam is hardly ever at home and Sarah could now live with Sams ex wife

[Mr.scpt]

ubi didnt tell us about Sam Fisher's personal life.

[PhilosopherCop]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr.scpt:
ubi didnt tell us about Sam Fisher's personal life. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know but we can speculate

[DualX2]

Hahahahaha!!

Sam does a split jump to avoid a guard. As he stays motionless watching the guard, he feels a strange feeling in his stomach. He then suddenly "cuts wind" and alerts the guard.

Sam: I knew I shouldn't have had that bean burrito before the mission.
Lambert: Man Fisher!! I can smell it over here!

[FXH Reaper]

yea i always thought sams wife died?? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[Mr.scpt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SILLENTASSAULT:
yea i always thought sams wife died?? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
maybe wat happened for her to die was this:
1 night sam came home late in the night from work.as he sneaked into the bedroom.she woke up and saw a man creeping around the bedroom.and she had an heart-attack bcuz it shocked her.

could go into the sc thing tho.

[Da_shoota]

Lambert: Fisher, you put it on the other way!
Sam: Really? I dont think it does. Its squeezing the hell outta me! I don't want to wear it!
Lambert: ****it Fisher! If you're going to shimmy on gutters you have to look good doing it! Plus, what will Grim think?
Sam: Fine then! I'll wear the girdle!!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[starvin_marv]

Here's mine

Sam is doing a split jump waiting for a lone guard to pass under him.

Sam: Hurry up!

Sam falls in front of the guard screaming

Sam: Ow my balls!

[PhilosopherCop]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SILLENTASSAULT:
yea i always thought sams wife died?? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

When?

[Clandestinity]

Lambert: OK Sam. This is an easy one. Just get in there and hack the central server. Grim will take it from there.

Sam: Hey Lambert. When are you going to get me a REAL hookup? You're supposed to get me everything I need... how about a date with Grim? She's pretty hot, don't you think?

Lambert: **** it, Fisher! Concentrate on the mission.

Sam: Come on Lambert! I haven't been laid in years! Do you have any idea how hard it is for a woman to take you seriously when all you wear is skin-tight leather?

[scworld]

Mind your language Clan...

[Lord_Bawls]

I'm pretty sure the bleeped out part was "d a m n"

[Clandestinity]

Heh... yes it was. Which is a word that Lambert himself uses frequently in both SC games, so I don't really feel that I was terribly out of line there.

[s-a-m-i-a-m]

Seems like Lambert would be all too eager to get Sam laid. After all, he could listen in on the dirty talk going on with the implant...

[scworld]

edited, not relevant anymore

[Nightmarecast24]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by scworld:
RHOULETTE CHECK PMS!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Wow... you know how funny that request sounds?
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
Check..... P....M......S?
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif
I know it means Private Messages but.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

[FXH Reaper]

lol yea when you put it that way.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[Mr.scpt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by scworld:
RHOULETTE CHECK PMS!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
yea,she really needs to.i snet her a private message a long time ago and she hasnt answered.

[FXH Reaper]

heres one
lambert: sam you need to be a ghost
sam: id like to see you out here doin what im doin
lambert: you were doin a split jump how hard can that be?
sam: *says to him self* well as fat as you are youll pull a groin muscle
lambert: i heard that mabye you werent the agent we wre looking for
sam: ha thats what you think http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

[Mr.scpt]

finally rhoulette answered my PMS.

[bozibozic]

Did we need to know this? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1241.gif

[Mr.scpt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bozibozic:
Did we need to know this? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1241.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
no....but i wanted to say it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif