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darkNES386
09-17-2009, 10:28 PM
I remember hearing/reading about how the character design styles in this game were chosen to follow the CG movie. They claimed this was because that version of the turtles/cast can do ninja style animation the best.

Okay.... So this....
http://thecia.com.au/reviews/t/images/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-3.jpg

works better than this....
http://nlcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ninja_turtles.jpg

or this...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kicknz/wordpress/TMNT11.jpg

but wait... what about this?
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/6393/324913-rabbid_super.jpg

This is closer to the turtles...
http://www.chairemm.polymtl.ca/etudiantes/melanie_nathalie/genie-info/images/rayman.jpg
so what's stopping him from being in this game?

Fine... one trademark character... similar to Soul Calibar 2 having link in the nintendo version and so on...

But we've got splinter rabbid and we might as well have an assasin rabbid.

Alternate costumes.... that's the best they can offer us less than a week before release?

Please make me eat my own words Ubisoft.

A game 25 years in the making? I think that's a typo, 23 years ago ubisoft started.

"as some of our games did not meet the required quality levels to achieve their full potential, they need more sales promotions than anticipated."
http://www.euronext.com/fic/000/043/570/435703.pdf

oh and...
http://kotaku.com/342519/3-com...llowing-poor-reviews (http://kotaku.com/342519/3-companies-bar-egm-from-coverage-following-poor-reviews)

Most importantly let's make sure that no one is able to unlock anything major like unrevealed characters for the first few days that they play this game. We wouldnt' want anyone to not buy this game when they discover all the best stuff has already been revealed.

darkNES386
09-17-2009, 10:28 PM
I remember hearing/reading about how the character design styles in this game were chosen to follow the CG movie. They claimed this was because that version of the turtles/cast can do ninja style animation the best.

Okay.... So this....
http://thecia.com.au/reviews/t/images/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-3.jpg

works better than this....
http://nlcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ninja_turtles.jpg

or this...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kicknz/wordpress/TMNT11.jpg

but wait... what about this?
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/6393/324913-rabbid_super.jpg

This is closer to the turtles...
http://www.chairemm.polymtl.ca/etudiantes/melanie_nathalie/genie-info/images/rayman.jpg
so what's stopping him from being in this game?

Fine... one trademark character... similar to Soul Calibar 2 having link in the nintendo version and so on...

But we've got splinter rabbid and we might as well have an assasin rabbid.

Alternate costumes.... that's the best they can offer us less than a week before release?

Please make me eat my own words Ubisoft.

A game 25 years in the making? I think that's a typo, 23 years ago ubisoft started.

"as some of our games did not meet the required quality levels to achieve their full potential, they need more sales promotions than anticipated."
http://www.euronext.com/fic/000/043/570/435703.pdf

oh and...
http://kotaku.com/342519/3-com...llowing-poor-reviews (http://kotaku.com/342519/3-companies-bar-egm-from-coverage-following-poor-reviews)

Most importantly let's make sure that no one is able to unlock anything major like unrevealed characters for the first few days that they play this game. We wouldnt' want anyone to not buy this game when they discover all the best stuff has already been revealed.

darkNES386
09-17-2009, 10:48 PM
Alright... let's think about who we've seen over the last 25 years.

darkNES386
09-17-2009, 10:49 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/21/Uybook11.jpg/220px-Uybook11.jpg
Well... he's actually from 1984 and it wasn't even with the turtles... maybe that's the problem?

But then...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by darkNES386:
http://coruscantcomics.com/catalog/images/tmnt_usagi_2004.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/SS-Kakarot/Anders-TurtlesShredderVs.jpg http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41BlP-H1fhL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

This guy is a rabbit and he appears more times in the ninja turtles history than any other rabbits in this game. Makes sense to me a game boasting "people want to see their favorite characters" should have him then.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3356/3672608615_9df55d060a.jpg?v=0
hmm...

wait...
http://www.ninjaturtles.com/comics/mirage/volume01/06/06cover2.jpg
What's this about?:
"The Fugitoid, a captive on one of the Triceratons' Asteroid Ships, is taken to the Triceraton Homeworld "
"On the Triceraton homeworld, the TMNT are being forced to fight for their lives in a monstrous arena filled with thousands of blood-thristy fans. Fortunately the boys are no longer shackled, and their battle against the Triceraton gladiators goes well"
This sounds really familiar to something else that came out much more recently than over 20 years ago... sounds pretty significant to the ninja turtle story. At least they managed to put the fugitoid in.
source:http://www.ninjaturtles.com/comics/mirage/volume01/06/06.htm

http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/turtles-3-the-manhattan-project-nes-box-artwork.jpg

WHOA! I remember that...

A levitated city would make for an interesting level now wouldn't it? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Listening to this now... maybe that's why I am posting all of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N35xMYnnHk