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stellar_barbie
03-26-2008, 05:59 PM
do/did people become frag dolls?

stellar_barbie
03-26-2008, 05:59 PM
do/did people become frag dolls?

Ninja Kn1ght
03-26-2008, 06:15 PM
Frag Dolls are born not made.

Oh there is also occasionally a hiring process where new frag dolls are hired. Stick around and you'll hear about when it happens, could be a while though.

seppuku_FD
03-26-2008, 06:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stellar_barbie:
do/did people become frag dolls? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

hi stellar_barbie - i would highly recommend this well written and intellectually stimulating reading material-

http://www.fragdolls.com/index.php/about/faq/

seductivpancake
03-26-2008, 07:09 PM
Seppuku_FD was born from an egg.

Phineas1382
03-26-2008, 08:08 PM
Ya ever hear of the six million dollar man? Well, think along those lines, but instead of 1 man - it's 9 girls.

Yeah, something like that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif.

dropK1CK_ninJA
03-26-2008, 10:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Phineas1382:
Ya ever hear of the six million dollar man? Well, think along those lines, but instead of 1 man - it's 9 girls.

Yeah, something like that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are they each worth 6 million or are they a combined 6 million...

Loganissocool
03-26-2008, 10:33 PM
no

OtnemeM_IroM
03-27-2008, 12:34 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stellar_barbie:
do/did people become frag dolls? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>The Frag Dolls are still people. There's no metamorphosis involved, just a hiring process. The trick is knowing when that process is occurring. Stick around the forums and I am sure you will be among the first to know. And with that, welcome to the forums! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Zander412
03-27-2008, 05:43 AM
Welcome to our forum Family http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

Jinx FD
03-27-2008, 11:03 AM
The first thing I remember is a laboratory...

Ninja_Raiden
03-27-2008, 11:06 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jinx FD:
The first thing I remember is a laboratory... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Homunculus? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Ninja Kn1ght
03-27-2008, 11:09 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jinx FD:
The first thing I remember is a laboratory... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I suspect the involvement of Jenova cells.

Ghengis_John
03-27-2008, 11:16 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ninja_Raiden:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jinx FD:
The first thing I remember is a laboratory... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Homunculus? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't worry. I found her pinky bone, she can't touch you.

Ninja_Raiden
03-27-2008, 11:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ghengis_John:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ninja_Raiden:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jinx FD:
The first thing I remember is a laboratory... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Homunculus? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't worry. I found her pinky bone, she can't touch you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't get your reference, you don't get mine. It's a total shambles!

I meant Shadow of Memories with that naughty homunculus running about the place causing all kinds of havoc with life, death, time and a small German town! Anyway...

annexed4x
03-28-2008, 11:49 AM
Ill walk you through the steps:

1. Carbo Load before tryout day.
2. Run the gauntlet.
3. Eat a cheeseburger.
4. Eat another cheeseburger.
5. Play "Who's yo daddy" answering questions about "whos's the boss".
6. Rub one of there feet, with lotion.
7. Find seductive & throw oranges at her.
8. Break a stink bomb, in seductives home.
9. Wait for seductive to blow chunks.
10. Take a picture & send it to us all.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

seductivpancake
03-28-2008, 11:59 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by annexed4x:
Ill walk you through the steps:

1. Carbo Load before tryout day.
2. Run the gauntlet.
3. Eat a cheeseburger.
4. Eat another cheeseburger.
5. Play "Who's yo daddy" answering questions about "whos's the boss".
6. Rub one of there feet, with lotion.
7. Find seductive & throw oranges at her.
8. Break a stink bomb, in seductives home.
9. Wait for seductive to blow chunks.
10. Take a picture & send it to us all.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
And you are a ******.

annexed4x
03-28-2008, 12:02 PM
Hey it was a joke, besides, dont tell me sumthin I already know! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Dangler_Chief
03-28-2008, 12:57 PM
i hate that smiley, no matter how provocative, life affirming, or earth-shattering, a statement may be, if it preceeds that smiley its common knowledge an orphaned sudanese child dies. how can you sleep at night?

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Sh*t

ShadowSkullV5
03-28-2008, 01:01 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Brimtown
03-28-2008, 01:03 PM
Frag Dolls come from attaching firecrackers, gunpowder, or C-4 (if you can get it) to Ken and Barbie dolls.

Ghengis_John
03-28-2008, 06:47 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ninja_Raiden:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ghengis_John:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ninja_Raiden:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jinx FD:
The first thing I remember is a laboratory... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Homunculus? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't worry. I found her pinky bone, she can't touch you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't get your reference, you don't get mine. It's a total shambles!

I meant Shadow of Memories with that naughty homunculus running about the place causing all kinds of havoc with life, death, time and a small German town! Anyway... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I meant full metal alchemist with homunculus running around causing havoc in an alternate universe version of germany. If you have a peice of the person they're made from, they can't hurt you there.

Dangler_Chief
03-31-2008, 11:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ghengis_John:
QUOTE]
I meant full metal alchemist with homunculus running around causing havoc in an alternate universe version of germany. If you have a peice of the person they're made from, they can't hurt you there. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

my brain just sh*t its britches

Valkyrie FD
03-31-2008, 04:24 PM
I think you missed my blog but here goes:

The only way a new Frag Doll is added is if someone sprinkles water on us-which will instantly make us convulse and spawn off new Frag Dolls. There is no required number of Frag Dolls needed per say, however due to food and space limitations, as well as the risks of us foraging for food after midnight (if you don't want us to start eyeing you up for dinner), we must control our numbers so we don't risk taking over the world in true gremlin fashion.

Being a Frag Doll is a job after all, and there is only enough food in the refrigerator for so many of us *so to speak*. It depends on how often UbiSoft wants to upgrade that fridge and how much water is sprinkled on us that will determine how many new Frag Dolls are spawned each time

I leave you with this formula:

IF:
R= Refrigerator Volume
G= Groceries
W= Water
F= Frag Dolls
FS= FragDoll Spawns

Then:

FS = R/G(W+F)

(If your simple human minds still can't figure it out, the refrigerator is the budget allotted for Frag Dolls and the groceries are the amount of work we are required to do. It is a job after all and we need to make a living terrorizing the neighborhood.)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2210/1922893223_ec215725b6_o.jpg

Zander412
03-31-2008, 09:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Valkyrie FD:
I think you missed my blog but here goes:

The only way a new Frag Doll is added is if someone sprinkles water on us-which will instantly make us convulse and spawn off new Frag Dolls. There is no required number of Frag Dolls needed per say, however due to food and space limitations, as well as the risks of us foraging for food after midnight (if you don't want us to start eyeing you up for dinner), we must control our numbers so we don't risk taking over the world in true gremlin fashion.

Being a Frag Doll is a job after all, and there is only enough food in the refrigerator for so many of us *so to speak*. It depends on how often UbiSoft wants to upgrade that fridge and how much water is sprinkled on us that will determine how many new Frag Dolls are spawned each time

I leave you with this formula:

IF:
R= Refrigerator Volume
G= Groceries
W= Water
F= Frag Dolls
FS= FragDoll Spawns

Then:

FS = R/G(W+F)

(If your simple human minds still can't figure it out, the refrigerator is the budget allotted for Frag Dolls and the groceries are the amount of work we are required to do. It is a job after all and we need to make a living terrorizing the neighborhood.)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2210/1922893223_ec215725b6_o.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh geeezzz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif gremlins

XBLirael
04-01-2008, 09:31 AM
Valkyrie, that is fantastic!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif gremlins http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

Valkyrie FD
04-01-2008, 10:58 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by XBLirael:
Valkyrie, that is fantastic!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif gremlins http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, Yes, bow to my wit hehe!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif

Zander412
04-02-2008, 09:19 AM
Gremlins http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif

Ghengis_John
04-02-2008, 11:31 AM
Yes, I too would like to express my love for gremlins at this time. Nice work Val http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

brookelyn_FD
04-02-2008, 12:10 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stellar_barbie:
do/did people become frag dolls? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

We have the knowledge of speaking!

Does anyone remember when I said that on Spike TV?

SergeantCarnage
04-02-2008, 01:53 PM
Now I thought the fairy tale blog was good...but the gremlins take the cake.

Valkyrie FD
04-02-2008, 02:40 PM
well the picture must be credited to Pyra who made it for me per my request. she did an amazing job!

MuttonChopYaz
04-02-2008, 03:42 PM
It's like she's talented or something. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Srslytho, that would take me a while since I am still not that confident with Photoshop, yet.