DragonDai
11-24-2011, 10:15 AM
Dear Ubisoft!
I am glad you want to stop the big bad mean pirates who would steal your game. Your decision to not make a completely terrible port to PC for the pure and simple reason that you don't think people will buy it (and will just steal it instead) is sheer brilliance!
I, for one, cannot tell you how excited I am for this game! I have been following it for a LONG time and I won't let the little fact that you won't be making for my favorite gaming system (PC) deter me from buying your game. No, I won't let the fact that you are publicly snubbing the only true form of gaming stop me from buying your product...
Used...I am going to buy it used. I can't wait. I know you make 0 dollars and 0 cents from used sales. It's just like pirating, BUT TOTALLY LEGAL!!!! :OD
Now, I could just say I am going to pirate your game, but see, that's ILLEGAL! And I want you to understand that us PC users can stick it to you WITHOUT doing illegal things! Isn't that wonderful?!? I am going to play your game, I am going to pay you nothing, and you can't stop me!!! :OD
Now, see, if you would have released this on PC, I would have been FORCED to pay you money, simply because I don't pirate things (cause it is illegal) and because things like Steamworks/CD checks/on-line activations keep PC users from sharing/re-selling their games. But no, you refuse to put I Am Alive onto the best gaming system, and therefore, I don't feel the need to pay you a dime.
And, it is sad to say, I will now be playing ALL your games on console. And I will be buying ALL of them used. I was perfectly happy to put up with all your completely asinine DRM (always on-line, etc.) just so I could play your games on my PC. I was even willing to put up with your mostly horrible PC ports (sometimes EXTREMELY horrible), just so I could play your fine games on my PC. I wanted to support you for making great games and be one of the people who didn't pirate your stuff.
But now, you have left me no choice. I can't wait to play your games, and I can't wait to not pay you a bloody penny for them! :OD
Thanks for helping me save cash (used games are cheaper than new, you see) and thank you for showing me the value of not giving a piece of garbage company like yourself a single penny for your (actually quite talented) coders and designers hard work.
P.S. To the people who make the games for Ubisoft, GET OUT NOW! How you can work for a company like this is mind-boggling, but yeah, really, there are SO many better companies out there...Get out while you still can!
TL;DR PC gamers who are ****ed about this and still want to get the game, do like me...BUY USED!
I am glad you want to stop the big bad mean pirates who would steal your game. Your decision to not make a completely terrible port to PC for the pure and simple reason that you don't think people will buy it (and will just steal it instead) is sheer brilliance!
I, for one, cannot tell you how excited I am for this game! I have been following it for a LONG time and I won't let the little fact that you won't be making for my favorite gaming system (PC) deter me from buying your game. No, I won't let the fact that you are publicly snubbing the only true form of gaming stop me from buying your product...
Used...I am going to buy it used. I can't wait. I know you make 0 dollars and 0 cents from used sales. It's just like pirating, BUT TOTALLY LEGAL!!!! :OD
Now, I could just say I am going to pirate your game, but see, that's ILLEGAL! And I want you to understand that us PC users can stick it to you WITHOUT doing illegal things! Isn't that wonderful?!? I am going to play your game, I am going to pay you nothing, and you can't stop me!!! :OD
Now, see, if you would have released this on PC, I would have been FORCED to pay you money, simply because I don't pirate things (cause it is illegal) and because things like Steamworks/CD checks/on-line activations keep PC users from sharing/re-selling their games. But no, you refuse to put I Am Alive onto the best gaming system, and therefore, I don't feel the need to pay you a dime.
And, it is sad to say, I will now be playing ALL your games on console. And I will be buying ALL of them used. I was perfectly happy to put up with all your completely asinine DRM (always on-line, etc.) just so I could play your games on my PC. I was even willing to put up with your mostly horrible PC ports (sometimes EXTREMELY horrible), just so I could play your fine games on my PC. I wanted to support you for making great games and be one of the people who didn't pirate your stuff.
But now, you have left me no choice. I can't wait to play your games, and I can't wait to not pay you a bloody penny for them! :OD
Thanks for helping me save cash (used games are cheaper than new, you see) and thank you for showing me the value of not giving a piece of garbage company like yourself a single penny for your (actually quite talented) coders and designers hard work.
P.S. To the people who make the games for Ubisoft, GET OUT NOW! How you can work for a company like this is mind-boggling, but yeah, really, there are SO many better companies out there...Get out while you still can!
TL;DR PC gamers who are ****ed about this and still want to get the game, do like me...BUY USED!