"I worried his private parts would be burned by sliding down the rusty pipe."

[AndyJWest]

Escape from brothel in China's Jilin province (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2011/may/01/escape-brothel-china-jilin-province#/?picture=374148275&index=1) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

[Feathered_IV]

"Is no ploblem" said Queng Gie-Xiang to reporters and representatives of Beijing Circus, "I allaways leeb tha wai!"

[b2spirita]

Wow, they must be pretty desparate.