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DocHolidazed
03-27-2008, 11:05 PM
Found this while parousing. It's definately something a gamer can relate to. A good read.

http://www.gamesradar.com/f/the-top-7-stereotypical-gam...-2008032410612871091 (http://www.gamesradar.com/f/the-top-7-stereotypical-gamers-we-hate/a-2008032410612871091)

seductivpancake
03-28-2008, 07:05 AM
I think its people we all hate in general regardless of them being gamers or not.

annexed4x
03-28-2008, 11:38 AM
BUT, i like all of these people.....

ERRRskate151
03-28-2008, 11:52 AM
Classic, oh and where's the closest back alley so we can lay a beat down on annexed?

annexed4x
03-28-2008, 11:57 AM
Sweetness, Ive been wanting to test myself out!
Back alley sounds great!

Been away awhile due to training & working out.
Lifting 5 days a week & jujitsu! 6'2 211 lbs with a 35 3/16 wingspan!

Im ready! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif, or we can settle it over a good ole NES game of Mike Tyson boxing!

SergeantCarnage
03-28-2008, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by annexed4x:
Sweetness, Ive been wanting to test myself out!
Back alley sounds great!

Been away awhile due to training & working out.
Lifting 5 days a week & jujitsu! 6'2 211 lbs with a 35 3/16 wingspan!

Im ready! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif, or we can settle it over a good ole NES game of Mike Tyson boxing!

35" wingspan? Your wingspan should be equal to your height unless you got hacked off at the elbows.

seductivpancake
03-28-2008, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by SergeantCarnage:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by annexed4x:
Sweetness, Ive been wanting to test myself out!
Back alley sounds great!

Been away awhile due to training & working out.
Lifting 5 days a week & jujitsu! 6'2 211 lbs with a 35 3/16 wingspan!

Im ready! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif, or we can settle it over a good ole NES game of Mike Tyson boxing!

35" wingspan? Your wingspan should be equal to your height unless you got hacked off at the elbows. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Or maybe its just online tough talk.

SergeantCarnage
03-28-2008, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Seductivpancake:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SergeantCarnage:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by annexed4x:
Sweetness, Ive been wanting to test myself out!
Back alley sounds great!

Been away awhile due to training & working out.
Lifting 5 days a week & jujitsu! 6'2 211 lbs with a 35 3/16 wingspan!

Im ready! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif, or we can settle it over a good ole NES game of Mike Tyson boxing!

35" wingspan? Your wingspan should be equal to your height unless you got hacked off at the elbows. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Or maybe its just online tough talk. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

shhhh dont say anything...he lifts weights and does jiujitsu

Slickrick2345
03-28-2008, 12:47 PM
I know a few pc elitists who fit that category and out of all those stereotypes...pc elitists piss me off the most. grrrrrr

Dangler_Chief
03-28-2008, 12:49 PM
"wingspan" sounds like the name of some rush style prog rock band. Jujitsu killed my cat, damn you. *edit* whoops i meant a honda.

OtnemeM_IroM
03-28-2008, 01:10 PM
There's probably a few of each of these in our forums http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif... well, except the non-existent gamers. Cuz they don't exist.

seductivpancake
03-28-2008, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by OtnemeM_IroM:
There's probably a few of each of these in our forums http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif... well, except the non-existent gamers. Cuz they don't exist.
They are here somewhere and they are real. So I demand you give them equal opportunity hating.

OtnemeM_IroM
03-28-2008, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by Seductivpancake:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OtnemeM_IroM:
There's probably a few of each of these in our forums http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif... well, except the non-existent gamers. Cuz they don't exist.
They are here somewhere and they are real. So I demand you give them equal opportunity hating. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Sounds reminiscent of Dimitri Martin's "Paradoxataur" - an animal that only exists if you don't believe in it. Here is one artist's possible rendering:
http://bp0.blogger.com/_LFUGuUu-NFk/RvnRzOmxmUI/AAAAAAAAAR0/JC-TIqp6zhk/s400/paradoxotaur.jpg

Dangler_Chief
03-28-2008, 01:36 PM
I think they could've thrown a #8 to dudes who purchase games strictly based on sweater puppet physics.

Paradoxotaur=genius

SergeantCarnage
03-28-2008, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Dangler_Chief:
I think they could've thrown a #8 to dudes who purchase games strictly based on sweater puppet physics.

Paradoxotaur=genius

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif you didnt see me buy doa beach volleyball

ShadowSkullV5
03-28-2008, 01:45 PM
The editor annoyed me more than the 7 stereotypical gamers. Wtf is that English? I rarely understand wtf he's saying in that article.

annexed4x
03-28-2008, 02:32 PM
Not everybodys arms are as long as there height!
Do you actually watch, for example UFC? Actually go watch the NFL combine!

No worries, nobody's down for NES tyson, aye? LOL's!

Dont take life so seriously doods, its bad for the prostate! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Dangler_Chief
03-28-2008, 02:39 PM
no man, you don't get what he was saying wingspan is fingertip to fingertip with arms raised outwards perpendicular to your body. 35" (or whatever) must be one arms length from medial/vertabral side of yo scapula to fingertip. Your wingspan is around 70" in that case. Unless you were in fact docked at the elbows. Not that any of this matters I'm out of work in 20 minutes.

SergeantCarnage
03-28-2008, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by annexed4x:
Not everybodys arms are as long as there height!
Do you actually watch, for example UFC? Actually go watch the NFL combine!

No worries, nobody's down for NES tyson, aye? LOL's!

Dont take life so seriously doods, its bad for the prostate! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Well since you asked I've been training mma(bjj and muay thai specifically) for a few years. For fun. I have heard of this UFC you speak of. I remember when there was a day when every poser and his brother wasnt throwing on an affliciton shirt and watching The Ultimage Fighter on Spike. But since you asked, a wingspan is when your arms are stretched side to side, and mesured finger tip to finger tip. Yours should be in the ballpark of 74" if you are 6'2. In boxing , sometimes they now use a "reach" measurement which is measured from the armpit to the knuckles of the lead arm. This is a true reach because the width of ones shoulders does not matter. Now can we get back to games and not you trying to impress us with your UFC a weightlifting knowledge on every thread.

OtnemeM_IroM
03-28-2008, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by SergeantCarnage:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dangler_Chief:
I think they could've thrown a #8 to dudes who purchase games strictly based on sweater puppet physics.

Paradoxotaur=genius

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif you didnt see me buy doa beach volleyball </div></BLOCKQUOTE>In high school my friends and I had a term "MKS", short for Maya Knocker Syndrome, named after the Killer Instinct 2 character.
http://ki.vgfort.com/images/ki2_maya_render2.jpg
For whatever reason, the contents of her tiger skin bra kept levitating, even when she was standing completely still. This baffled us, until my chest-obsessed friend pointed out that it actually does happen in real life, and coined the term "MKS". *sigh* Ah, the good old days, when I reigned supreme in KI2 and Alan constantly talked about chesticles.

seductivpancake
03-28-2008, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by SergeantCarnage:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by annexed4x:
Not everybodys arms are as long as there height!
Do you actually watch, for example UFC? Actually go watch the NFL combine!

No worries, nobody's down for NES tyson, aye? LOL's!

Dont take life so seriously doods, its bad for the prostate! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Well since you asked I've been training mma(bjj and muay thai specifically) for a few years. For fun. I have heard of this UFC you speak of. I remember when there was a day when every poser and his brother wasnt throwing on an affliciton shirt and watching The Ultimage Fighter on Spike. But since you asked, a wingspan is when your arms are stretched side to side, and mesured finger tip to finger tip. Yours should be in the ballpark of 74" if you are 6'2. In boxing , sometimes they now use a "reach" measurement which is measured from the armpit to the knuckles of the lead arm. This is a true reach because the width of ones shoulders does not matter. Now can we get back to games and not you trying to impress us with your UFC a weightlifting knowledge on every thread. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I have been practicing martial arts for quite a while. You see I was born a orphan and lived in Shaolin for a period of my youth. I have master Kung Fu at the age of 15. One of my favorite technique is channeling my Ki in to a energy blast, I like to call God Cannon. I have secretly saved the world a few times. Don't every thank me at once. I know I'm awesome.

Valkyrie FD
03-28-2008, 09:13 PM
hehe i loved this =P but of course i would http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

ShadowSkullV5
03-28-2008, 09:31 PM
There are female versions of the 1st stereotype btw.

seductivpancake
03-28-2008, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by ShadowSkullV5:
There are female versions of the 1st stereotype btw.
I think theres a stereotype for everyone these days.

OtnemeM_IroM
03-28-2008, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by Seductivpancake:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShadowSkullV5:
There are female versions of the 1st stereotype btw.
I think theres a stereotype for everyone these days. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Pancakes is your stereotypical short stack. Oh, the punnery! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ShadowSkullV5
03-28-2008, 11:07 PM
lol nice

seductivpancake
03-28-2008, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by OtnemeM_IroM:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Seductivpancake:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShadowSkullV5:
There are female versions of the 1st stereotype btw.
I think theres a stereotype for everyone these days. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Pancakes is your stereotypical short stack. Oh, the punnery! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Totally.

Abriael
03-29-2008, 12:13 AM
The only kind of player I hate is the know-it-all FPS junkie that writes a commentary bashing all other kind of gamers (and games), while, of course, omitting his own (wich is potentially the worst) http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

annexed4x
03-30-2008, 02:31 PM
abriel: But those are the best ones! Cuz I am one of them.

The only games worth playing are FPS & madden! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I like RTS too, not RPG, RPG suxor.

moonsongv1
03-31-2008, 01:57 PM
I've been gaming for a long time and seen lots of different gamers. None of them really bother me. The only thing that bothers me are ckcsucking editors http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif who think they have a pulse on gaming and in the end don't know jack sheet. I've heard blogger and game 'writers' who think they drive the industry when they make up 5% of nothing and can't even play games worth a piss. I got news for that 5% the only things you lead are jack and ****. Jack just left town. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Dangler_Chief
03-31-2008, 02:04 PM
lame, jack was my ride.

moonsongv1
03-31-2008, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Dangler_Chief:
lame, jack was my ride.

Well maybe you could catch him if you hurry. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Valkyrie FD
03-31-2008, 04:19 PM
hehe, i definatly have to thank you. I had a fabulous idea for my next blog on forum user stereotypes muahahahahahhahah!!! KEEP AN EYE OUT! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

moonsongv1
04-01-2008, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by Valkyrie FD:
hehe, i definatly have to thank you. I had a fabulous idea for my next blog on forum user stereotypes muahahahahahhahah!!! KEEP AN EYE OUT! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Your Welcome. http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif

Just make sure you don't plagerise egm. Since they printed an article a few years ago on forum users. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

Mrs_Violence
04-01-2008, 09:27 AM
I Lol'ed!



HaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Valkyrie FD
04-01-2008, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by moonsongv1:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Valkyrie FD:
hehe, i definatly have to thank you. I had a fabulous idea for my next blog on forum user stereotypes muahahahahahhahah!!! KEEP AN EYE OUT! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Your Welcome. http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif

Just make sure you don't plagerise egm. Since they printed an article a few years ago on forum users. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lol, thanks for the warning but I never saw it and it's done. Sitting in Noman's land begging to be published...