View Full Version : What would happen if Ezio...
06-13-2009, 08:28 AM
In this thread... a user answers the users question above them. It has to be about ezio. and then asks a question of his own. let me start.
What would happen if Ezio was climbing and an old lady opened the window? (I didn't answer the question above me because I'm the first poster and no one's above me. =P)
06-13-2009, 08:46 AM
Then he must throw her out the window.
What would happen if Ezio has a wife?
06-13-2009, 09:34 AM
He would have to kill her to conceal his identity.
What would happen if Esio lost all sense of co-ordination?
06-13-2009, 09:37 AM
Altair would time travel and Ezio would use him as a guide dog.
What would happen if Ezio forgot his clothes one morning?
06-13-2009, 09:49 AM
He would be incredibly embarrased and not very stealthy.
What would happen if Ezio lived in a lake?
06-13-2009, 09:49 AM
<STRIKE>Everyone would see his 3rd hidden blade.</STRIKE>
He would have Gills a fish tail and hidden hooks rather than blades, the first Mer-assassin.
What would happen if Ezio "hidden gun" had a malfunction?
06-13-2009, 10:41 AM
Well, I'm not sixty yet, so my "hidden gun"'s never malfunctioned, but I've heard it's pretty embarrassing. I'd feel bad for Ezio and his, uh, "partner".
What would happen if Ezio had bad vision?
06-13-2009, 11:03 AM
He would not use that hoodie anymore...
What would happen if Ezio turned to be a "weird preferences" assassin?
06-13-2009, 02:32 PM
Then he would be 10x more BADASS : http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
What would happen if Ezio forgot how to swim?
06-13-2009, 03:16 PM
then he'd become Altair xD
What would happen if Ezio had arthritis ?
06-13-2009, 03:53 PM
Then he wouldn't be able to assassinate his targets with the hidden blade.
What would happen if Ezio owned a cat?
06-13-2009, 04:08 PM
lol depending on its size, it would try and eat him [cats catch and eat birds right !?]
What would happen if Ezio was actually a horse ?
06-13-2009, 04:45 PM
No one would tame him...He is untamable
What would happen if Ezio went against Chuck Norris http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif
06-13-2009, 04:55 PM
we'd have to make up some cheesy joke about Chuck Norris being unbeatable... then bring in Bruce Lee to whoop his *** !
What would happen if you didnt have a map and had to walk miles to find the main cities, only to find that they're deserted ?
06-13-2009, 05:05 PM
Ezio would be out of the job lol
What would happen if Ezio turned out to be a templar http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
06-13-2009, 06:33 PM
We'd alap the producers and execute them for being freemasons. xD
What would happen if Ezio was replaced by a Bunny?
The fans would go mad and the game would be called Assassin's Rabbit.
What would happen if Ezio had access to an animus?
06-13-2009, 06:50 PM
He would play as Altair then go spit on his grave because he wasn't as cool as Ezio thought he was.
What would happen if Ezio would dance the samba?(HAHAHAHAH!)
He would steal the floor at a masquerade ball, attract all the women, take them into a back room, come out looking like a mess, then pwn all the guards and his targets in a horomonal rage.
What would happen if Ezio sang at a concert?
06-13-2009, 10:35 PM
Opera wouldn't be the same...
What would happen if Ezio was his own father?
His mother would be his kidnapped wife, and he'd be dead.
What would happen if Micheal Jackson lived in Florence back in 1486?
06-13-2009, 10:43 PM
Ezio and everyone else would be the bastard son of a little boy. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif =P
What would happen if Ezio wore high heels?
Free-Running would be a ***** and he'd lose his balance, fall off a building and die.
What would happen if Ezio dressed up as a prostitute to get close to his target?
06-13-2009, 10:52 PM
He'd be knocked up and the game would be called 'Knocked up Creed' or 'Pregnant Creed'
What would happen if Ezio was AL Pacino?
06-13-2009, 11:05 PM
We'd all have a good laugh.
What would happen to Ezio if you shot him out of a cannon?
06-13-2009, 11:07 PM
He'd die? xD
What would happen if Ezio ate my fluffy butt?
06-13-2009, 11:11 PM
You'd have a hard time sitting down, making you an easy target.
What would happen if Ezio wore a ghillie suit?
06-13-2009, 11:14 PM
It would be called COD -12 Creed.
What would happen if I was bald?
06-14-2009, 01:06 AM
You'd still have plenty of hair on your butt.
What would happen if Ezio married Da Vinci?
06-14-2009, 01:20 AM
Insted of the "Mona lisa"
it'll be a big splouge of white spots
what would happen if Ezio got the plague
06-14-2009, 01:24 AM
He could assassinate his targets with his breath.
What would happen if Ezio fell off a bridge?
06-14-2009, 01:39 AM
nothing, cause chuck norris will be down there to kick him back up
what would happen is Ezio turned out to be chuck norris?
06-14-2009, 01:45 AM
Don't be silly, Chuck Norris doesn't need a disguise.
What would happen if Ezio bumped into Chuck Norris?
06-14-2009, 02:00 AM
well the first thing that would go through Ezio's mind would be chuck norris's foot
what would happen if Ezio meet Merlin?
06-14-2009, 02:05 AM
you don't want to know http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
What would happen if Ezio found out his hidden gun was actually a water gun right as he was about to shoot his target?
06-14-2009, 02:11 AM
water fight!!!!??? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
what would happen if Ezio was never born?
06-14-2009, 02:20 AM
there would be no meaning to life! naw, we just wouldn't have Assassin's Creed 2, or we would play as his mom, running around. trying to get married, so that she could try and have a baby, named Ezio...
What would happen if Ezio had an American accent like Altair?
06-14-2009, 02:23 AM
He would recieve poor reviews.
What if Ezio discovered Australia?
06-14-2009, 02:26 AM
he would get an aussie passport and learn to surf!
What if Ezio would be able to surf in Venice? lol that would be awesome!
06-14-2009, 02:27 AM
He'd be even more of a 'ladies man'.
What if Ezio invented the rifle?
06-14-2009, 02:32 AM
He would own all the targets, and there would be no use to the game, cause he would automatically shoot everyone in sight.
What if Ubisoft changed Ezio's name to Xanatos? lol
06-14-2009, 02:43 AM
He would time travel and kill the Developers for ruining his style.
What if Ezio was a girl?
06-14-2009, 02:47 AM
Then the forums would be flooded with urber noobs
What would happen if you lock Ezio and Sam Fisher in the same room?
06-14-2009, 03:04 AM
They would start arm wrestling and have a beer together, they probably are distant relatives anyways lol
What would happen if Desmond found out that Altair and Ezio are not really his ancestors. But Microsoft captured him to test an advanced version of Natal, and they made up the rest of the story because they thought it would be funny?
06-14-2009, 03:49 AM
they all go and have a drink and it'll end in a ******* style showdown
what would happen if Ezio and Rove fell in love?
06-14-2009, 06:13 AM
nothing cause i have no idea who rove is.... (someone please tell me... i am completely clueless)
What if they took killing out of the game and made the game about becoming the best trader in Italy and you could buy and sell fish! You could trade foods and bargain with the shoppers! YAY!
06-14-2009, 06:56 AM
The AC1 Fans would go on a Riot outside Ubisoft.
What would Altair say to Ezio if he met him?
06-14-2009, 07:12 AM
<span class="ev_code_red">**Shing** Hidden blade.
What if Ezio forgot that he needs to jump into the hay?</span>
06-14-2009, 07:13 AM
He'd be a blob on the roadside.
What if Altair learned to swim?
06-14-2009, 07:14 AM
he would have a sore back for quite a while...
What if Ezio falls in love with his enemy? (if the enemy was a woman... cause he is a ladies man...)
06-14-2009, 07:16 AM
Then we'll have a bunch of little Ezios with butter knives for hidden blades.
What if Ezio dies.</span>
06-14-2009, 07:17 AM
He'd be buried.
What if Lucy meets Ezio?
06-14-2009, 07:18 AM
<span class="ev_code_RED">The animus would implode, destroying our gamesystems, causing a dimensional rift to open up in everybody's house and the universe ceases to exist.
What if Ezio ate a smoke bomb?</span>
06-14-2009, 07:20 AM
He'd be having smoke coming ot of his ears.
What if Desmond met Al Mualim?
06-14-2009, 07:22 AM
<span class="ev_code_RED">See previous post.
What if Ezio lost his climbing ability?</span>
06-14-2009, 07:24 AM
He'd fall down.
What if Ezio fires his pistol, AND IT ACCIDENTALLY HITS dA vINCI?
06-14-2009, 07:26 AM
<span class="ev_code_RED">It'd actually be pretty funny.
What if Ezio didn't exist?</span>
06-14-2009, 07:27 AM
He doesn't. Not Yet, anyway.
What if Ezio's mother dies?
06-14-2009, 07:29 AM
then Ezio would cry.
What if Ezio had diarrhea ?
06-14-2009, 07:30 AM
<span class="ev_code_RED">Well there's a 2 part answer on that.
1) He wouldn't exist.
2) Thats probably why he wants revenge.
What if Ezio could FLY 1337 h4x http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif </span>
06-14-2009, 07:32 AM
He wouldn't need Da Vinci's flying machine.
What if Altair got vertigo?
06-14-2009, 07:34 AM
THen he'd be like the drunks in Acre
What if Ezio had no legs?
06-14-2009, 07:46 AM
he would ask leonardo da vinci to build him a mini hovercraft so he could glide wherever he wanted...
What would happen if Ezio was afraid of blood?
06-14-2009, 07:52 AM
Then he'd press pause and turn off blood in the options.
What if Ezio missed an assassination?
06-14-2009, 07:54 AM
He'd shrug, and go home.
What if Ezio killed Da Vici? In a fit of Drunken Rage?
06-14-2009, 07:56 AM
He'd be SOL
What if it was 3D, and Ezio Killed you!
06-14-2009, 07:59 AM
You'd throw a party.
What if Will Shakespeare met Ezio?
06-14-2009, 08:00 AM
Ezio would kill him. Why? Why not.
What if Ezio crashed into a building with the flying machine?
06-14-2009, 08:02 AM
He'd be kicked out for being Impolite.
What if Ezio forgot to pull up his hood one day?
06-14-2009, 08:05 AM
A guard would say," There, an assassin!"
What would happen if Ezio had no clothes?
06-14-2009, 08:31 AM
He'd be naked.
What if Ezio had a girlfriend?
06-14-2009, 08:36 AM
It'd be you. No.
What if Ezio had a job?
06-14-2009, 08:39 AM
He'd be fired for killing his boss.
What if Ezio asked Sarcross to check his PM's?
06-14-2009, 08:41 AM
Sarcross would kill him and say no.
What if Ezio cared?
06-14-2009, 08:43 AM
He'd die of a heartfelt Heart Attack.
What if Ezio grew REAL wings??
06-14-2009, 08:52 AM
Then I'd get up and walk away.
What if Ezio was Altair and Altair was Ezio and Desmond was Miles and Lucy was Vidic but Al Mualim said let there be light and then you pressed the legs button and your TV turned off?
06-14-2009, 08:54 AM
I'd kill you. (sulk)
What if Lucy met baby Altair?
06-14-2009, 08:55 AM
O.o Kill me?
She'd kick him like a football.
What if Ezio ran out of money?
06-14-2009, 08:58 AM
He'd steal some.
What if Al Mualim returned from the Dead?
06-14-2009, 09:03 AM
He'd be a little bit decayed.
What if they weren't in Italy?
06-14-2009, 09:05 AM
They'd get a ship there.
What if Altair was seasick on Malik?
06-14-2009, 10:46 AM
he may quite literally lose the plot.
wat would happen if ezio lost all his italian stallion sexyness, i heard it was quite useful
06-14-2009, 02:39 PM
Then he would be Mexican not Italian
What would happen if Ezio learnt Martial Arts
Chuck Norris would be proud.
What would happen if Ezio was from outer space?
06-14-2009, 06:02 PM
Then he'd become the Italian superman and be invincible since nobody knew about krytonite back then.
What would happen if Ezio looked exactly like a peasant or a civilian (except for the weapons)?
06-14-2009, 07:15 PM
The guards wouldn't see him coming...
What would happen if Ezio "helped" out a prostitute... >.>
06-14-2009, 07:26 PM
he wouldn't, cause he is too busy killing people including the prostitute.
What if Ezio grew tired of being an assassin?
06-14-2009, 07:38 PM
He'd settle down with some chick he save or some cleche crap like that... Thus the blood line would continue.
What would happen if Ezio found out he was adopted!!!!!
06-14-2009, 09:14 PM
He would have self esteem issues and go to a psychologist for help.
What if Ezio decided to have three Hidden Blades? Or maybe even four?
06-14-2009, 09:26 PM
He'd be in an AC game with the appropriate number on the end instead of 2.
What would happen if Ezio's peice of eden turned out to be an Su-47 jet?
06-14-2009, 10:33 PM
Nobody would care.
What if Ezio got locked in a fridge?
06-14-2009, 10:40 PM
he'd find the sandwich i left in there from last year
what if ezio was a gorilla locked in a fridge? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
06-14-2009, 10:47 PM
He'd become a polar bear.
What if Ezio accidentally sliced off his finger with the hidden blade.
06-14-2009, 10:51 PM
he'd be missing a finger http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
what if ezio lived in a giant block of cheese?
06-14-2009, 10:54 PM
He'd have to eat his way out and everyone would think he's Swiss.
What would happen if Ezio had arthritis?
06-14-2009, 11:05 PM
btw: im swiss so i would be happy! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
back on topic: umm... he wouldn't be the main character of the game duh!
what would happen if Ezio gets killed?
06-14-2009, 11:08 PM
Da Vinci would take over and start assassinating
what if Ezio had the ability to hit people over the head with potatoes?
06-14-2009, 11:20 PM
Then Ezio would be know as, Ezio the <STRIKE>noble</STRIKE> patatoe man,
what would happen if you put 47(hitman) and Ezio in the same room?
06-14-2009, 11:24 PM
47 crying on the floor, Ezio stole his candy
what if ezio was an exotic dancer?
06-15-2009, 12:05 AM
He'd tap dance his way to the target.
What would happen if Ezio was eating McDonald's? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif (I'll KILL HIM IF HE TOUCHES MY BURGER AND FRIES!)
06-15-2009, 12:07 AM
hed be a lethargic couch potato aka revoltingbunny
what if i were ezio?
06-15-2009, 12:16 AM
I'd fart on you and make you kiss my fluffy butt.
What would happen if Ezio ate my fluffy butt?
06-15-2009, 12:26 AM
He'd start coughing up furballs.
What would happen if you lock Altair, Ezio, Alex Mercer, V, Sam Fisher, Garrett, Warren Clyde, 47 and the Jackal in a room?
06-15-2009, 12:28 AM
I'd win. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
What would happen if Ezio ate Xanatos?
06-15-2009, 12:31 AM
I'd consume him and sneak around Venice calling airstrikes, accusing soldiers and being a general badass.
What would happen if Ezio played videogames?
06-15-2009, 12:51 AM
hed be as lazy as me
what if ezio had glasses!?
06-15-2009, 01:39 AM
His enemies wouldn't take him seriously because they'd think he's a nerd who plays too many videogames.
What would happen if Ezio could shapeshift?
06-15-2009, 02:03 AM
who says he can't (oh no, ive blown my cover)
What would happen if Ezio found out that no one killed his father, but that it was an april fool's day joke by his dad?
06-15-2009, 02:12 AM
he would kill his father causing him to want to get revenge on himself
What if ezio was a brain surgeon?
06-15-2009, 02:19 AM
Then the 'stab into the base of the skull' theory was true after all (as shown in the E3 demo, uncommented).
What would Ezio choose between pirates & ninjas?
06-15-2009, 02:20 AM
a lot of people would have blade marks in their brains...
What if Ezio wasn't a rich noble? Instead he was a beggar?
06-15-2009, 02:46 AM
Then insted of 2 hidden baldes, he'll have 3 hidden sticks in total,
2 wooden sticks just to be named
What would happen if Ezio was addicted to AC2?
06-15-2009, 03:12 AM
Then he wouldn't need the Animus.
What would Ezio choose between an AR-15 and an AK-47?
06-15-2009, 03:14 AM
Neither, He prefers his hidden gun. Those other ones are crappy compared to his...
What if Ezio was captured, and was going to get hanged?
06-15-2009, 03:17 AM
The guards would be in for a big surprise! Smoke bomb, no assassin.
What would happen to Ezio if he shot himself in the foot?
06-15-2009, 03:34 AM
He'd limp. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
06-15-2009, 03:50 AM
he would get the ban hammer by me cause i can't really read it
what would happen if Ezio showed up at E3?
06-15-2009, 03:53 AM
All the girls would be playing with his chest hair.
What would happen if Ezio killed a bunny?
06-15-2009, 05:22 AM
people would celebrate, and people would be even happier if it was revoltingbunny http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
What if Ezio did kill Revoltingbunny?
06-15-2009, 05:27 AM
No one would care http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif
What would happen if Ezio ate a really nice taco? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
06-15-2009, 05:31 AM
Then he would turn out to be a mexcian assassin
What would happen if Ezio ended up fighitng with deamons?
06-15-2009, 05:42 AM
It'd be DMC with cooler graphics.
What would happen if Ezio returned to the Holy Land?
06-15-2009, 06:13 AM
Then Ezio will make up with all the templers family he's with a stripper brawl fight http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
what would happen if Ezio ran into a fishing stall?
06-15-2009, 06:29 AM
He'd kill the owner, and smell real bad.
What if Ezio was a Blonde?
06-15-2009, 07:13 AM
He'd probably kill himself.
What if Ezio wasn't?
06-15-2009, 07:20 AM
He'd be happy.
What if Ezio became fat??
06-15-2009, 07:39 AM
He woudln't be able to fit in the hay carts.
What if Ezio had his own animus
06-15-2009, 07:43 AM
he would be like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM)
What if Ezio was afraid of heights so he wouldn't fly the flying machine?
06-15-2009, 07:52 AM
Da Vinci would wring his neck.
What if Ezio killed Sarcross?
06-15-2009, 08:06 AM
What if Ezio killed Stormpen?
06-15-2009, 08:14 AM
Sarcross would die of a broken heart. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
What if Ezio married a Templar's sister?
06-15-2009, 08:22 AM
Bizzare love quadrangle.
What if Ezio got transported to the future?
06-15-2009, 08:28 AM
He'd buy a bus ticket back to the past.
What if Ezio wore Hot Pink robes?
06-15-2009, 08:32 AM
He'd want to cool down.
What if Ezio went to his house?
06-15-2009, 08:52 AM
He'd go do his Homework for Da Vinci.
What if Ezio became a monk?
06-15-2009, 08:55 AM
It would void the Ladies man thing
What if Ezio was DaVinci?
06-15-2009, 08:57 AM
He'd shave more often.
What if Ezio fell in love with Stormpen?
06-15-2009, 08:58 AM
I'd say good luck.
What if Ezio lost his mind?
06-15-2009, 09:03 AM
He'd come to Sarcross for survival tips.
What if Ezio was Mexican? (wink wink)
06-15-2009, 09:07 AM
That'd be kinda weird seeing as he's in Italy... there weren't "Mexicans" at that time..
What if he was from Sri Lanka?
06-15-2009, 09:09 AM
He'd be called Veera Parakrama Narendrasinghe.
What if Ezio forgot his pistol bullets?
06-15-2009, 09:11 AM
He'd use his hidden blade like everybody thought happened.
What if his blade fell off?
06-15-2009, 09:27 AM
He'd pick it up.
What if Ezio went to Hawaii?
06-15-2009, 09:29 AM
He'd leap of faith into the volcano.
What if its not a leap of faith, but a hop of eternity?
06-15-2009, 09:32 AM
He'd be real slow.
What if Al Mualim was a drug addict?
06-15-2009, 09:45 AM
He'd have Masayaf bringing him the stuff.
What if Ezio was the father of one of your kids?
06-15-2009, 09:51 AM
What if he was your son?
06-15-2009, 09:53 AM
Then He'd be.
06-15-2009, 09:55 AM
06-15-2009, 09:56 AM
06-15-2009, 10:07 AM
Keep it on topic please.
What would happen if Ezio spammed like you guys?
Everyone would hate him.
What would happen if Ezio...were a woman instead? o.O
06-15-2009, 10:40 AM
He'd be one of those prostitutes in the trailer.
What would happen if Ezio was eating Tela?
06-15-2009, 05:05 PM
That's not possible, Tela wouldn't allow it.
What if Ezio is a cannibal?
Originally posted by amolang:
That's not possible, Tela wouldn't allow it.
Says who? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
What if Ezio is a cannibal?
No one would find a trace of his targets...
What would happen if Ezio and Altair met? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
06-15-2009, 05:26 PM
Altair would punch Ezio for no reason, and then gentle push his way to safety.
What if Ezio had an Ezio-mobile?
06-15-2009, 05:40 PM
He would drive over his targets
What if Ezio went commando?
06-15-2009, 05:42 PM
He would become partners with Rambo and they would be uberassassins!
What if Ezio changed his name and became a president of the United States?
06-15-2009, 05:55 PM
hed be assassinated
what if ezio had Tmobile
06-15-2009, 05:58 PM
He would end his life as an assassin, and dedicate his life to understanding his Tmobile.
What if Ezio found out about these forums?
06-15-2009, 06:08 PM
instead of 9 people to Assassinate, their will be thousonds XD
What would happen if Ezio got brain Damage
06-15-2009, 06:15 PM
he'd have Da Vinci create a.......something or other http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif
what if Ezio was the main character of the next installment of a popular videogame series!? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif
06-15-2009, 06:28 PM
It would become Assassins creed 2.5 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
What would happen if Ezio learnt how to Street dance?
06-15-2009, 06:32 PM
he'd be a street dancer http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif
wat if ezio was in band?
06-15-2009, 07:09 PM
Italian Black Metal would be born
What would happen if Ezio joined The X-Men?
06-15-2009, 07:16 PM
He would get his *** kicked by Rogue.
What if Ezio and Scorpion (undead ninja from Hell) from Mortal Kombat had an assassin compettition?
06-15-2009, 07:17 PM
Ezio will be saying " Get over here!!" While Scorpion ios saying "Im outta here!!!" after he gets an *** whoopin
06-15-2009, 08:11 PM
... you forgot a question....
What if Ezio got angry at Leonardo Da Vinci?
06-15-2009, 08:34 PM
He'd shoot at Da Vinci and he'd fly away.
What would happen to Ezio if his glider's wings fell off?
06-15-2009, 08:46 PM
wat if ezio was a spammer (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5251069024/m/8031095367?r=9011079367#9011079367)
06-15-2009, 08:58 PM
Another assassin would get to him.
What if Ezio had a pogo stick for transportation?
06-15-2009, 10:37 PM
he would have hidden blades in the handle bars
wat if ezio was a fan of death metal?
06-15-2009, 10:46 PM
He'd wear heavy boots & wouldn't be able to do Parkour or swim.
What if Ezio and V (V for Vendetta) swapped places?
06-15-2009, 10:55 PM
it'd be totally sick! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
what if Ezio was italian?
06-15-2009, 11:01 PM
You mean even more Italian? "Hey! It'sa me, Ezio!"
What would happen if Ezio's blade got stuck in his target?
06-15-2009, 11:12 PM
he'd use his other one to "cut around the meat" man i love Talledega Nights
wat if Ezio were an actor?
06-15-2009, 11:36 PM
"Hey these special effects are great, you really do look dead! Hello?"
What would happen if Ezio did expect the Spanish Inquisition?
06-16-2009, 01:25 AM
Then he and Da vinci would run off and drink a glass to the invasion
what would happen if Ezio got into shakesphare?
06-16-2009, 01:30 AM
he would mess up all the plays and no one would know who shakespeare was nowadays
what if ezio decided that he wanted to become a performer?
06-16-2009, 05:42 AM
Altair would time travel, and kill him for ruining the family name....
What if Ezio killed William Shakespeare?
06-16-2009, 05:59 AM
he'd be evil incarnate, so, awesome
what if ezio recycles?
06-16-2009, 06:02 AM
That would explain the strange smell......
What if Ezio leaped into a cloud?
06-16-2009, 06:05 AM
what do u mean if? thats how he and altair got their clothes white like that, dont know how it worked, but it does.
wat if ezio was a magical fairy princess?
06-16-2009, 06:08 AM
Of course he is! Who else can move like that and make stuff come out of their wrists?
What if Ezio became a forum moderator?
06-16-2009, 06:10 AM
DESMOND WOULD HAVE GOT A HEART ATTACK WHEN HE WEN'T INTO THE ANIMUS.
What if Ezio was a chef?
06-16-2009, 06:15 AM
He'd cook 'da spicy meat-a-balls-a!'
What would happen if Ezio didn't wear any underwear?
06-16-2009, 06:21 AM
The he'd really be a ladies man.
What would happen if Ezio wore too much underwear?
06-16-2009, 06:23 AM
His butt would be puffed up. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
What would happen if Ezio found a lucky penny on his toe?
06-16-2009, 06:32 AM
Then he would et sack tapped so many times he'll be know as Ezio the no-balls-man
What would happen if Ezio ran into Gordan Ramesiy?(sp?)
06-16-2009, 07:12 AM
What if Ezio liked cookies and Milk?
06-16-2009, 11:33 AM
I'd have a way to get into his house http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif
What if Ezio had a sister?
06-16-2009, 12:43 PM
He'd dress her up as a prostitute to help him in his missions. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
What would happen if Ezio was Niko Bellick?
06-16-2009, 12:52 PM
he would invent a car so he could teach himself how to steal it over and over again ...
What if Da Vinci was Ezio's father ???
06-16-2009, 12:58 PM
He'd kill Da Vinci for playing a prank on him then search for vengaence on himself.
What would happen if Achilles and Ezio had a duel?
06-16-2009, 02:05 PM
Ezio would win with his superior disarming skills and hand to hand combat.
What would happen if Ezio got married..... to a man!
06-16-2009, 02:11 PM
What would happen if Ezio...dies http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
06-16-2009, 02:58 PM
We wouldnt have Assassins creed 2 and Desmond wouldnt have been born http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
What would happen if Ezio was a FRAUD!!!!
06-16-2009, 03:42 PM
He would die on his first Leap o' faith attempt
What would happen if Ezio costume was butt-ugly.
06-16-2009, 05:56 PM
Then anyone would be assassinated on sight and the whole city would fall in less than a day. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif
What would happen if Ezio crippled his legs and had to use a wheelchair forever? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
06-16-2009, 10:40 PM
He'd need a bigger gun and become an "armchair assassin".
What would happen if Ezio got amnesia?
dA Vinci being the genius he is would reteach Ezio everything about himself.
What would happen if Ezio assassinated you before you got to play ACII?
06-16-2009, 10:49 PM
Don't be silly, no one can assassinate me!
What would happen if Ezio's cape got caught on a fence as he vaulted?
It would be a real fashion disaster.
What would happen if Ezio's gun jammed?
06-16-2009, 10:55 PM
He'd ditch his stupid Armalite hidden blade and pick up a better one by Kalashnikov. More recoil, less accuracy and shorter effective range, but WAY more reliable. Especially with all the swimming.
What would happen if Ezio had an MP3 player?
06-16-2009, 11:26 PM
He would be assassinating to the beat of Michael Jackson! lol
What would happen if Ezio met Michael Jackson?
06-16-2009, 11:30 PM
He'd give him one more thing to replace.
What would happen if Ezio's gun turned out to be a paintball marker?
06-17-2009, 08:50 AM
The Fat guy would have a big fat splat on his face.
What if Ezio's best friend was the Prince of Persia?
06-17-2009, 05:59 PM
The universe would callapse oon itself, because their just CANNOT be that much awesomeness in the universe http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
What would happen if Ezio was on Oprah
06-17-2009, 07:12 PM
We would never see any new Oprah shows. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
What would happen if Ezio teamed up with Sam Fisher?
06-17-2009, 07:57 PM
We would have Assassins Cell Or Spinlter Creed
What would happen if Ezio was a real guy and was alive today?
06-17-2009, 08:09 PM
I would stalk him! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif
What if the Auditore family wasn't allies with the Medici?
06-18-2009, 12:51 AM
They would have a dance off to see who the better family was.
What would happen if Ezio came to your birthday party?
06-18-2009, 12:55 AM
He'd hire a prostitute to distract somebody and I'd gladly help him escape.
What would happen if Ezio was allergic to water?
06-18-2009, 01:09 AM
then insted of hunting down templers, he'd hunt down crabs http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
what would happen if Ezio was a chracter on south park?
06-18-2009, 05:31 AM
kenny would always be dead.
what if ezio picked strawberries for a living.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
06-18-2009, 06:15 AM
He wouldn't have blood on his hidden blades, but instead strawberry juices...
What if Ezio became a peace lover?
06-18-2009, 08:05 AM
he would grow his hair and protest to legalise cannibis? and possibly buy a guitar
what would happen if..... erm, ezio had his own tv show?
06-18-2009, 09:39 AM
it would be a reality show to see which contestant can survive the longest, and the winners family would be sent the prize money.
what if ezio was a squirrel inside of an assassin suit?
06-18-2009, 11:00 AM
He'd be after the other families because they stole his nuts.
What would happen if everyone had an ANIMUS?
06-18-2009, 02:30 PM
keep this thread on topic please so next time make your question "what if Ezio...... or What would happen if Ezio..."
but to stay on topic we'll skip your qurstion and I'll ask a new one
What if Ezio wasnt an assassin at all, but a n00b with no fighting skill whatsoever?
06-18-2009, 02:55 PM
He would be at the start of the game.
What would happen if Ezio was a chain smoker with poor lung capacity.
06-18-2009, 03:26 PM
He wouldn't be an assassin.
What if Ezio had nunchuks?
06-18-2009, 03:31 PM
He'd be use them to roll out pizza dough http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif
what if ezio had severe acne?
06-18-2009, 06:11 PM
then he would be unpopular at school and would slaughter everyone for being mean
What would Ezio wish for if he had a genie who granted him three wishes?
06-18-2009, 06:23 PM
3 more wishes :P
What would Ezio do with the 5 wishes he has
06-18-2009, 06:29 PM
godsmack_darius how could you! DX I almost had that one lol.
06-18-2009, 07:15 PM
He would wish for a better gun.
What if Ezio forgot to put on underwear?
06-18-2009, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by craxe:
He would wish for a better gun.
What if Ezio forgot to put on underwear?
He wouldn't need to change them after his first flying machine test flight.
What would happen if Ezio got a hold of some Redbull?
06-18-2009, 08:00 PM
he wouldnt need the flying machine because he would have wings.
what if Ezio was on a Swim Team?
06-18-2009, 08:20 PM
Michael Phelps wouldn't have any medals and all the swimmers would have gashes in their necks for swimming to close to Ezio.
What if Ezio lost his hidden blades
06-18-2009, 08:23 PM
That's why they're called "hidden" blades.
What would happen if Ezio had a scope on his left hidden blade?
06-18-2009, 08:32 PM
umm it depends if u mean if its for his blade or his gun (its on left arm)
what if ezio lived in Antartica
06-18-2009, 08:41 PM
If he needed a scope for his blade then he'd have pretty bad hand-eye coordination.
Antarctica: He'd wear a tuxedo and assassinate penguins.
What would happen if Ezio met Hitler?
06-18-2009, 08:44 PM
They'd become best friends and they'd ride off into sunset on white stallions, cliche, huh?
wat if Ezio caught the black plague? (fits the time i guess)
06-18-2009, 08:59 PM
The real question is What if the Black Plaugue caught Ezio?
What if Ezio wasn't able to do free running because he was afraid of heights?
06-18-2009, 09:17 PM
The game would be called 'Afraid of heights creed." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
What would happen if Ezio was Caesar?
06-18-2009, 11:09 PM
Then he'd get stabbed by Altair disguised as King Leonidas.
What would happen if Ezio was attacked by a bear?
06-18-2009, 11:59 PM
The bear would run away with his tail between his legs.
What would happen if Ezio was scared of the dark? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
06-19-2009, 02:11 AM
The night and day cycle would be a bad idea. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
What would happen if Ezio was 'lurking in the shadows' of this forum?
06-19-2009, 08:03 AM
Shhhhhhhhh.......He's listening to you lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
What would happen if Ezio preferred fighting with a wooden stick? The questions that boggle our generation http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
06-19-2009, 10:58 AM
Then he'd pinnata all the way.
What if Ezio's lover is acctualy Elton John? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
06-19-2009, 01:42 PM
That would explain his impeccable taste in clothing.
What if Ezio could contact Desmond through a time machine?
06-19-2009, 01:59 PM
he cant every1 thinks altair will do that
what would happen if Ezio replaced face in the A-Team.
06-19-2009, 05:26 PM
The show would be strewn with cheesy Italian one liners.
What would happen if Ezio was Micheal Jackson?
06-19-2009, 05:29 PM
he'd be a Smooth Criminal! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif
what if Ezio had a Myspace?
06-20-2009, 05:46 AM
Then he would be taking super lame angled emo pics of himself on top of buildings and posting them for attention.
What would happen if Ezio used curtains to slow down his descent?
06-20-2009, 06:03 AM
I'll jump out of a plane while holding a curtain and get back to you on that.
What would happen if Ezio got 'disarm' confused with 'dismember'?
06-20-2009, 02:41 PM
He'd disarm a persons hands of them. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif
What would happen if Ezio was a stink bomb?
06-20-2009, 10:16 PM
He wouldnt do well as an Assassin, he would be smelt out of his hiding spots
What would happen if Ezio, had a vial of secret water, and didnt age at all, or die form natural causes (Deseases, Ageing Heat failure, ETC)
But he could die from someone else, form being shot stabbed or falling,
And he was alive today http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
06-20-2009, 10:31 PM
No I'm not. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
What would happen if Ezio was robbed by Garrett?