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znork
09-14-2006, 05:39 AM
Fedex slogons

We give snail mail a new meaing

We are so slow that we get passed by elderly people on the free way

Fedex snails are know to run faster

Youre mail will be so late that when it reache its gole its an antiq

We just drive slower

There is nothing to slow for us

Fedex think slow

FedEx - we take it as calmly as you should

FedEx - probably the best coffee-breaks in the world

FedEx - Storage is for loosers ship your stuff around the world with us instead

FedEx - When youve had enough of stress

FedEx - As slow as you can get

FedEx - We bring it slow

FedEx - 20 days from door to (next)door

FedEx better slow then sorry

FedEx - Are you FedUp yet?

FedEx - We aim to slow

FedEx - Get our 24 year special

znork
09-14-2006, 05:40 AM
Alder deserves som credit for this list to!

BTOG46
09-14-2006, 11:53 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifThe british postal service can be a bit erratic with delivery speed too, Ken from max posted the settlers IV mission disc to me, it took 3 weeks to come 120 miles from Edinburgh to Washington.
I posted M&M VIII to Justice in the Faroes and it only took 4days. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

mechnic
09-14-2006, 12:02 PM
FedEx- We take your money and walk

znork
09-14-2006, 01:42 PM
Fedex - ouer people walk slower!

Justice
10-31-2006, 10:20 AM
FedEx- you'll get your game, as soon as we have played it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e352/Rolant/Sigtest.jpg (http://www.faroeislands.com)

tadaeusas
10-31-2006, 10:36 AM
FedEx - be slow or die soon http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

Justice
10-31-2006, 10:41 AM
FedEx- Life is to short to hurry, relax and take it slow.


See http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif they are just trying to make us relax http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e352/Rolant/Sigtest.jpg (http://www.faroeislands.com)

Oakwarrior
10-31-2006, 10:43 AM
FedEx - Hope is the first step to dissapointment http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

WWRTFABATMKUITGShttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

tadaeusas
10-31-2006, 10:46 AM
FedEx - do not hurry and you'll be the first http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Madman_V3N0M
10-31-2006, 11:05 AM
FedEx - We'll beet the snails by 2 minutes or your money back!<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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someone-else90
10-31-2006, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Justice:
FedEx- you'll get your game, as soon as we have played it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif
LOL! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Yeah, so true, so true...

Justice
10-31-2006, 03:32 PM
FedEx- we read the bible literally (the first shall be last and the last shall be first).<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e352/Rolant/Sigtest.jpg (http://www.faroeislands.com)

FCY-JMDK-WLKY
11-20-2006, 06:15 AM
FedEx - taking it one step at a time...<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Madman_V3N0M
11-20-2006, 07:16 AM
FedEx - the ex fed... <---- that mede no sense at all :P<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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tadaeusas
11-20-2006, 12:42 PM
FedEx - if your world is in hurry, cripple it

BTOG46
11-20-2006, 12:50 PM
Fedex - for when you have all the time in the world. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Madman_V3N0M
11-20-2006, 02:00 PM
FedEx, Stone tablets, Snale Mail, E-Mail <--- the evolution of mail<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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