FedEx things to think about!

[znork]

Fedex slogons

We give snail mail a new meaing

We are so slow that we get passed by elderly people on the free way

Fedex snails are know to run faster

Youre mail will be so late that when it reache its gole its an antiq

We just drive slower

There is nothing to slow for us

Fedex think slow

FedEx - we take it as calmly as you should

FedEx - probably the best coffee-breaks in the world

FedEx - Storage is for loosers ship your stuff around the world with us instead

FedEx - When youve had enough of stress

FedEx - As slow as you can get

FedEx - We bring it slow

FedEx - 20 days from door to (next)door

FedEx better slow then sorry

FedEx - Are you FedUp yet?

FedEx - We aim to slow

FedEx - Get our 24 year special

[znork]

Alder deserves som credit for this list to!

[BTOG46]

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifThe british postal service can be a bit erratic with delivery speed too, Ken from max posted the settlers IV mission disc to me, it took 3 weeks to come 120 miles from Edinburgh to Washington.
I posted M&M VIII to Justice in the Faroes and it only took 4days. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

[mechnic]

FedEx- We take your money and walk

[znork]

Fedex - ouer people walk slower!

[Justice]

FedEx- you'll get your game, as soon as we have played it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e352/Rolant/Sigtest.jpg (http://www.faroeislands.com)

[tadaeusas]

FedEx - be slow or die soon http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

[Justice]

FedEx- Life is to short to hurry, relax and take it slow.


See http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif they are just trying to make us relax http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e352/Rolant/Sigtest.jpg (http://www.faroeislands.com)

[Oakwarrior]

FedEx - Hope is the first step to dissapointment http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

WWRTFABATMKUITGShttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[tadaeusas]

FedEx - do not hurry and you'll be the first http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

[Madman_V3N0M]

FedEx - We'll beet the snails by 2 minutes or your money back!<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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[someone-else90]

Originally posted by Justice:
FedEx- you'll get your game, as soon as we have played it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif
LOL! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Yeah, so true, so true...

[Justice]

FedEx- we read the bible literally (the first shall be last and the last shall be first).<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e352/Rolant/Sigtest.jpg (http://www.faroeislands.com)

[FCY-JMDK-WLKY]

FedEx - taking it one step at a time...<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

<center>[/url][url="http://www.androidjones.com>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/Abelquack/sigs%20avatars/Android-avy.gif</a><a"]<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/Abelquack/sigs%20avatars/fcy1.gif> (http://z13.invisionfree.com/FUBAR/index.php?&CODE=01><img)</center>

[Madman_V3N0M]

FedEx - the ex fed... <---- that mede no sense at all :P<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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[tadaeusas]

FedEx - if your world is in hurry, cripple it

[BTOG46]

Fedex - for when you have all the time in the world. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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[Madman_V3N0M]

FedEx, Stone tablets, Snale Mail, E-Mail <--- the evolution of mail<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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