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lane2512
10-31-2007, 10:40 AM
Celeon......just for you....

Lane's Praetorian Guard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVz6d24Q52c) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

American girls got nothin'...... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

veovis39
10-31-2007, 11:40 AM
Man, the comments below that video are infuriating. Don't get me started on Islam.

Celeon999
10-31-2007, 11:46 AM
Israel's conscripting of all young females of the country into its army is a unfair advantage http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif

It supplies their photographers with a endless stock of beauties in tight uniforms http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif


Celeon and his bodyguard elite need to hold the line now http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3155/sgemsa42180705062725phoea8.jpg
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8707/sgeejy79180605095449phoio0.jpg http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5534/frauen2kb9.jpg


Struggeling to find new pictures but ammo seems to be scarce these days


Only found this one

A lucky veteran http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

To avoid the question :

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif She's a Oberfeldwebel (Master Sergeant) of the Sanitätskommando 1 (She's a medic)

But im confused by that red stripe around her unit insignia.... it should be white, not red http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Maybe im wrong.

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6892/mllerqm5.jpg

Reo2006
10-31-2007, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by lane2512:
Celeon......just for you....

Lane's Praetorian Guard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVz6d24Q52c) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

American girls got nothin'...... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Lane, #6 in the slideshow must be the new security I heard you had hired and put in place at the Skywalker Bar. Lol

Reo

PhantomKira
10-31-2007, 03:26 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif She's a Oberfeldwebel (Master Sergeant) of the Sanitätskommando 1 (She's a medic)

An MSGT who's a medic? That's an odd rank for a medic, unless they let you work your way up the ranks after you're medic qualified gaining other abilities/responsabilities in the process.

In the US Army, if I recall correctly, almost all medics are Privates, at least those for whom it is their sole qualification/ responsibility. Of course, the Special Forces tend to cross train, with a number of their leadership, like Sargeants (including officers, maybe? like Leutenants and the like) medic trained, due to the extreme danger of their assignments and their consiquent need for as many cross trained personnel as possible so that the unit can continue to function should it take casualties.

The Navy has medics too, but I'm not so sure of thier ranks.

Oh, not bad Celeon! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Celeon999
10-31-2007, 04:09 PM
I just wanted to say that she is from a medical unit , not that she does the job of a medic, my fault. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

Yes she is a Master Sergeant or Staff Sergeant if you prefer , i dont know what her profession is but she has definitley a medical training background.

Here is another pic of her. Again she does not smile http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

http://www.luftwaffe.de/portal/PA_1_0_LT/PortalFiles/02DB060000000001/W277Z9MJ840INFODE/image_popup.jpg?yw_repository=youatweb

She participated in the opening ceremony for a new soldier cemetary in Latvia. 10.000 german soldiers from ww2 will be buried there. I believe its name is Beberbeki after a city there.

She had a special role there as this cemetary was build by a technical academy of the Luftwaffe.

I believe she and her comerade in the last line were taking care of the invited veterans. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Check out the strange cap of that Latvian officer in the left. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Thats a strange design http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

lane2512
10-31-2007, 06:31 PM
Babes with Bullets.......

Yes Drill Sergeant!!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif

wh1skea
11-01-2007, 06:08 AM
wh1skea would like to ally his security force with Lane's

wh1skea's Security (1st Battalion) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCmppOwVPFg)

2nd Battalion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_bvX7ixXEU)

3rd Battalion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKQzOei4mUo)

vietvettwo
11-01-2007, 10:21 PM
Hog Wash, I'm sticking with the girls from Rosie's

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z179/vietvettwo/ss4.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z179/vietvettwo/ss3.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z179/vietvettwo/ss2.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z179/vietvettwo/ss1.jpg

Lane, you are in a world of hurt when the gals find out you've been two timing them. Oh well, more for me.

vietvettwo
11-01-2007, 10:36 PM
Well it didn't take long for word of Lane's indiscretion to get back to the girls at Rosie's (with a little help from the Captain). Take the It Sucks Being Lane Quiz Below.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z179/vietvettwo/sandpebbles.jpg

Is the proper caption for this photo

A - A picture of Lane when he made his first communion?

B- Hoping to save his hide Lane retreats to the flag ship and calls the crew to GQ to fend off a bunch of really pissed bar girls

C- Why Lane never succeeded as a Good Humor Ice Cream Man

And for extra credit

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z179/vietvettwo/drunkcrew.jpg

A- Lane dons his Saint Patrick's Day outfit and goes out on the town looking for some action

B- Hey Green Giant, what's new besides ho, ho, ho

C- Hopefully Rosie's Girls are too polite to hit a lady

PhantomKira
11-02-2007, 12:00 AM
Again she does not smile http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

She doesn't? Oh. Well then. I retract my previous statement!... And add, "Celeon, you can do much better by finding girls that smile!" Like so: http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif. Smiles are what it's all about! (Well, mostly.)

( http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif I found me one that winks even!)

NIMITZ1967
11-03-2007, 12:36 AM
MAN...or should I say Men,.....it has been common knowledge for a long time that women make much better service personnel than men....full stop....end of story....no correspondence entered into on that one......SVEN HASSEL, who fought against MANY Russian 'girl' soldiers tells that these were the ONLY troops of any kind that his particular unit would SLAUGHTER OUT OF HAND........Russian women soldiers had a reputation far and wide as THE most 'barbarous' enemy.....man.....If only our own western governments would WAKE UP....carry a baby around for nine months, then give birth to it, and SEE how this changes your attitude to 'life' itself, and the protection or destruction of it...In Frank Herbert's "God-Emperor of Dune", Leto IV is guarded by an ARMY of women that have a better and fiercer combat reputation than any elite unit in human history....a science fiction book, yes,........ but "Dune" was SERIOUS 'Science-Fiction! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Celeon999
11-03-2007, 05:39 AM
Ive found some smiles http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif


Electronic warfare battalion ... which means she must be pretty smart and also repairs her computer and car all on her own http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif
http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/2183/bundeswehrla3.jpg http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/751/oberleutnantcu6.jpg
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/5432/imagepopupblondgy3.jpg


No smile as she is currently giving orders http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

"Look soldier, the Latrine is right over there"

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/1776/ueberblick640xm6.jpg

Reo2006
11-03-2007, 08:35 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Celeon999:
Ive found some smiles http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif


Electronic warfare battalion ... which means she must be pretty smart and also repairs her computer and car all on her own http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif
http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/2183/bundeswehrla3.jpg

Hi Celeon
Is that an Ewok from Endor peeking out from behind that tree??? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Reo

Celeon999
11-03-2007, 09:20 AM
Sharp eye ! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif


Yes it is http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif


Another alliance revealed before the time was right http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

I will demand a "Tchi buki yuki" from him http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/An_ewok.jpg

lane2512
11-03-2007, 09:22 AM
Celeon...

where the hell did you get that photo of my first wife? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Celeon999
11-03-2007, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by lane2512:
Celeon...

where the hell did you get that photo of my first wife? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

I could now ask which photo of those above you refer too.....but i think i know already http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

lane2512
11-03-2007, 09:43 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif...er...well..it was late...and I was drunk you see...and well....