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M2morris
12-10-2010, 07:34 PM
Free to good home: Cat.
According to the pet shop where purchased approximate date of birth is June 6th 2010.
Stupid.
Nice but stupid.
Will follow you around the house EVERY where you go.
Will try to trip you up as you walk around doing figure-eights around your feet.
Meows all the time while following you.
Attacks ambush style from around corners or from under coffee tables as you walk by.
Will chase laser-dot from laser pointer all over the place and jump to an altitude of approximately 6 feet in attempts to capture said laser dot on walls.
Tries to lay on your face when you lay down, normally successful in chest lay attempts as you lay down.
Purrs too much.
Good points: Craps and pees in properly designated areas.
Doesn't scratch. Good with kids.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/planegeek/100_5547.jpg
Edit:
Update. Spouse says can't give away.

WTE_Galway
12-10-2010, 07:51 PM
very cute http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

and it sticks to ceilings, that's pretty cool http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

GoToAway
12-10-2010, 08:06 PM
Looks delicious.

BillyTheKid_22
12-10-2010, 08:57 PM
Cool!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

danjama
12-10-2010, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by M2morris:
Update. Spouse says can't give away.

Best bit.

Best post of the day.

Outlaw---
12-10-2010, 10:39 PM
I love cats. I just can't eat a whole one in one sitting. Except kittens. I can eat two of those.

--Outlaw.

GoToAway
12-10-2010, 11:44 PM
Kittens are much more tender. You have to slow cook older cats or else they're all stringy.

WTE_Ibis
12-10-2010, 11:45 PM
I need some cats:but they must be declawed,
for my greyhounds.


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arthursmedley
12-11-2010, 02:19 AM
Free *****? Should'nt this be in the pay it forward thread?

M2morris
12-11-2010, 06:22 AM
I should have just filleted and frozen and offered free S & H,
Fed Ex.

Airmail109
12-11-2010, 08:08 AM
I'm sensing euphemisms in this thread.

GoToAway
12-11-2010, 09:46 AM
I heard that BP burns kittens for fuel to power most of its facilities.

An American company would never do something like that.

R_Target
12-11-2010, 10:03 AM
They were plugging the well with kittens. That's why it took three months.

GoToAway
12-11-2010, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by R_Target:
They were plugging the well with kittens. That's why it took three months. Dramatic reenactment of BP employees getting materials to build the well plug: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYrrofV76EY

Zeus-cat
12-11-2010, 03:07 PM
Posted Fri December 10 2010 18:34
Free to good home: Cat.
According to the pet shop where purchased approximate date of birth is June 6th 2010.
Stupid.
Nice but stupid.
Will follow you around the house EVERY where you go.
Will try to trip you up as you walk around doing figure-eights around your feet.
Meows all the time while following you.
Attacks ambush style from around corners or from under coffee tables as you walk by.
Will chase laser-dot from laser pointer all over the place and jump to an altitude of approximately 6 feet in attempts to capture said laser dot on walls.
Tries to lay on your face when you lay down, normally successful in chest lay attempts as you lay down.
Purrs too much.
Good points: Craps and pees in properly designated areas.
Doesn't scratch. Good with kids.

I have taken the liberty of writing an ad your wife can use.

Free to good home: Husband.
According to his mother approximate date of birth is well over 20 years ago, but still acts like a 10-year old.
Stupid.
Nice but stupid.
Will follow you around the house EVERY where you go.
Will try to trip you up as you walk around as his feet and legs are always sticking out as he is to lazy to sit up straight.
All the time asks when dinner will be ready.
Attacks ambush style and asks for sex at completly inappropriate times.
Will follow large breasted women all over the place with tongue hangfing out.
Tries to lay on your face when you lay down, normally successful in chest lay attempts as you lay down.
Farts too much.
Good point: Craps in properly designated areas (Can't hit the broadside of the toilet when he pees).
Scratches himself in public - down there.
Good with kids when he remembers we have some.

M2morris
12-11-2010, 06:29 PM
LOL
(She's asking from the next room what I am laughing at.) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif