ARGH!! QUESTIONS!!! [Archive]

Slade359

01-22-2009, 08:44 PM

ok this game is seriously ****ing me off! I need answers to these questions!

1) How come it takes 10 mins for people to connect or join my game... and when i look at leaderboard theres not that many people... Is this game not popular?

2) I got disconnected from my game when *I* was winning. it had prob been around 7-8 minutes into the game. Do my units still get promotions and do i still gain money from the game?

4) before u enter a territory, it shows a bar with the 2 factions. Does this mean who is winning and losing currently ( stat wise? )

5) most important question WHICH ANGERS ME HORRIBLY... I've lost over 6 ****ing units out of no where after i left the game early. WTF is that about! Now im stuck with ****ing lowbies which are good for nothing. Ive spent over 30 hours this week upgrading my units. And now they r ****ing gone for nothing!

I need an answer to these 5 questions!

Thank you

b_4721

01-22-2009, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by Slade359:
ok this game is seriously ****ing me off! I need answers to these questions!

1) How come it takes 10 mins for people to connect or join my game... and when i look at leaderboard theres not that many people... Is this game not popular?

2) I got disconnected from my game when *I* was winning. it had prob been around 7-8 minutes into the game. Do my units still get promotions and do i still gain money from the game?

4) before u enter a territory, it shows a bar with the 2 factions. Does this mean who is winning and losing currently ( stat wise? )

5) most important question WHICH ANGERS ME HORRIBLY... I've lost over 6 ****ing units out of no where after i left the game early. WTF is that about! Now im stuck with ****ing lowbies which are good for nothing. Ive spent over 30 hours this week upgrading my units. And now they r ****ing gone for nothing!

I need an answer to these 5 questions!

Thank you
1. Probably because your a faction with a higher ratio of player to the other faction, thus less opponents to get matched with for more people looking for them, and/or you are playing on a map where you have advantages and enemies are not as likely to fight there. I don't know what you mean about the leaderboards, there are quite a few people on them not as much as some games but plenty.

2.No, supposedly a patch is coming.

3. Learn to count http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

4. Yes, go to the tow trackign link in my thread for more detailed %s

5. Don't leave early...evacuate instead.

Slade359

01-22-2009, 09:44 PM

1)no. Im russia, its not the highest faction.
2) they shoulda put out stupid patch before putting out the damn game
3) was deleted. your an idiot
4)
5) Stupid stupid rule! Especially since they didnt warn anyone of this. creators of this game really need to learn how to run it

b_4721

01-22-2009, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by Slade359:
1)no. Im russia, its not the highest faction.
2) they shoulda put out stupid patch before putting out the damn game
3) was deleted. your an idiot
4)
5) Stupid stupid rule! Especially since they didnt warn anyone of this. creators of this game really need to learn how to run it \
Well aren't you just a lil *******?

Slade359

01-22-2009, 10:22 PM

go **** urself with a knife kid http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

FenrisWolf228

01-22-2009, 10:50 PM

slade, did you know that if you pour water into your playstation you'll get all legendary units and 50million credits?

b_4721

01-22-2009, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by FenrisWolf228:
slade, did you know that if you pour water into your playstation you'll get all legendary units and 50million credits?
Don't forget to turn it on first, if sparks start popping out then you know it worked.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif But here's a secret, using elmbers glue in place of water can unlock a 4 star rank http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Slade359

01-22-2009, 11:04 PM

i have 360. Ps3 are for idiots.

Dipity34

01-22-2009, 11:06 PM

also sticking pencils in your nose and slamming your face on a table stimulates your brain, and helps you stop being an arrogant *sshole, stop dashboarding from games so you don't get slated with a loss like all the other noobs do, the EndWar God knows you leave early and drowns all your units in *** because you leave early like a little girl, that's why they "disappear" from your battalion baddie.

b_4721

01-22-2009, 11:09 PM

i have 360.
Oh, in that case you better use Rose Art brand glue.

Slade359

01-22-2009, 11:31 PM

rofl your such a ****ing idiot. I left for a perfectly good reason. And i highly doubt a 11-1 win average would be reason to call me a *****.

Account_Deleted

01-23-2009, 04:24 AM

try this out to
do as you read.. seriousely... don't wait till you read the rest..
1.grab a pencil... or pen
2. open one of your hands like this guy
http://www.texemarrs.com/images/mr_spock.jpg

yes do it, your not gonna be a nerd or get HIV from doing it..doo itttttt

3. then put the pencil/pen in between the middle and ring finger
and get your other hand and squeeze your pinky and index finger inwards to the ring and middle finger as hard as you can

4. congratulation, you just hurt your hand by listen to me...
and if you didn't...doo it!!!
<span class="ev_code_RED">THAT WAS ONLY A JOKE</span>

welshy89

01-23-2009, 04:44 AM

wow, such hatred. I bet you are the type to moan at the end of the game when you lose and start hurling abuse everywhere.

Not very nice http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif

Account_Deleted

01-23-2009, 04:47 AM

it's only a joke mate, i was bored.. so..yeah..

AnGe11iK

01-23-2009, 04:51 AM

I think he was talking about the other guy. I certainly would be. I completely agree with what you said there, good tips. I'll try it one time

Slade359

01-23-2009, 06:17 AM

lmao so much love in this forum! I love it, people uselessly flame complete strangers for absolutelly no reason http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Account_Deleted

01-23-2009, 06:46 AM

i'm not a stranger http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif i'm a endwar vet.. you can tell from 1000 post http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
and i usely never flame

OSUbuckeye2007

01-23-2009, 07:24 AM

Hey slade, if you had only come asking a question and took your answer it would have all been fine.

But you needlessly insulted "b" who is a vet and has a rep here and was just trying to help you.

...so you're an idiot and a total noob. Stop playing with dial-up and you won't have to wait 10 minutes.

But since you do, and until you get cable or dsl, you can spend your time eating your goobers and having your mommy wipe your drool with your teletubbies bib. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Chickenbutt18

01-23-2009, 08:04 AM

So much love are u serious? Take some time to look around the forums before whining about things YOU don't like. Search is there for a reason. 13 posts and you sound like a 10 year old and you sarcastically call the community "loving". Sorry, we're just too used to the people like you that come to the forums and whine about how "stupid" the game is. Word of advice: If someone replies nicely to your ridiculous forum posts, just say thank you and be on your way. Upon reading this you might call me names or w/e. Good job if you do because that will just prove how obnoxious and immature you are.

Good day.

Slade359

01-23-2009, 09:49 AM

Keep making a fool out of yourself ****** OSUbuckeye2007 . Your talking **** you know nothing about. And B is a complete moron talking down on people he doesnt even know. I dont care if he is a vet or not. This forum wasnt made for people to harrass each other. If he wants to do that he can go **** his mom.

And to the guy above, search button doesnt work thanks... i could have build a forum 10 times better then this piece of **** http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Also, i did not come here to whine, i came here for answers and to find out if they where gonna fix the hundreds of glitches in the game. B and OSUbuckeye2007 are the ones flaming me. So yeah dude, grow up please.

moojee2008

01-23-2009, 10:00 AM

This thread is gold, thank you for the entertainment.

Pal87

01-23-2009, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by Slade359:
ok this game is seriously ****ing me off! I need answers to these questions!

i dashboard and can't find the stickied FAQ section or the stickied TOW tracking section. i'm also so jealous of B_4721 that i resort to insulting him to make me feel better about my own shortcomings. why... why have i never learned how to love...

OSUbuckeye2007

01-23-2009, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by moojee2008:
This thread is gold, thank you for the entertainment.

I couldn't agree more. I almost cracked up at work when I read his reply.

slade... thanks for absolutely proving Chicken's point! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

roguewarrior727

01-23-2009, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by b_4721:

5. Don't leave early...evacuate instead.

You are in these forums alot. And it surprises me frankly, that you still do not understand that units can be lost irregardless of the player quitting the game.

evl_mnkey

01-23-2009, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by Slade359:
Keep making a fool out of yourself ****** OSUbuckeye2007 . Your talking **** you know nothing about. And B is a complete moron talking down on people he doesnt even know. I dont care if he is a vet or not. This forum wasnt made for people to harrass each other. If he wants to do that he can go **** his mom.

And to the guy above, search button doesnt work thanks... i could have build a forum 10 times better then this piece of **** http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Also, i did not come here to whine, i came here for answers and to find out if they where gonna fix the hundreds of glitches in the game. B and OSUbuckeye2007 are the ones flaming me. So yeah dude, grow up please.

how the f**k can you complain about being rude and if you could build a forum 10 times better then do or shut the **** up.

B was answering your answer politly he was making a joke, if youd have just said "yeah i delete 3, and forgot to change it" no one would have cared, but instead you say "your an idiot".

b_4721

01-23-2009, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by roguewarrior727:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by b_4721:

5. Don't leave early...evacuate instead.

You are in these forums alot. And it surprises me frankly, that you still do not understand that units can be lost irregardless of the player quitting the game. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well first I haven't been disconnected or left a match for whatever reason in a long while, and I haven't lost a unit AWOL for awhile, so it's obviously a lot more likely to happen if you do.

OSUbuckeye2007

01-23-2009, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by b_4721:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by roguewarrior727:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by b_4721:

5. Don't leave early...evacuate instead.

You are in these forums alot. And it surprises me frankly, that you still do not understand that units can be lost irregardless of the player quitting the game. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well first I haven't been disconnected or left a match for whatever reason in a long while, and I haven't lost a unit AWOL for awhile, so it's obviously a lot more likely to happen if you do. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

AGREED! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif see how I'm screaming it!

If you dashboard you're liable to lose units, if you have dashboarded recently you're liable to lose units, if you have dashboarded sometime in the past, you're more likely to lose units than one who does not.

I can't stand it when little dashboarding whiners complain about losing units...it happens MORE when you dashboard. I know because I've BEEN THERE. Don't dashboard and it will be such a remote occurrence that it won't really bother you.

xxxthatcherxxx

01-23-2009, 12:47 PM

Dipity34

01-23-2009, 12:53 PM

this kids a moron, lock the thread ^^

Decoy-Mantis

01-23-2009, 02:59 PM

Yeah Slade. Some of the rules are stupid.

And don't mind B_7347343 and them. They pretty much patrol these forums all day looking to flame someone.

x_gladiusDei_x

01-23-2009, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by b_4721:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Slade359:
1)no. Im russia, its not the highest faction.
2) they shoulda put out stupid patch before putting out the damn game
3) was deleted. your an idiot
4)
5) Stupid stupid rule! Especially since they didnt warn anyone of this. creators of this game really need to learn how to run it \
Well aren't you just a lil *******? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lol, i thought of the exact same comment, literally.

Don't quit early.

POLLxMAKER

01-23-2009, 03:10 PM

the thing that causes this is endwars record high lag http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

Account_Deleted

01-23-2009, 03:53 PM

it's starting to make sense to me..
i think it's like relisim
you need to pull units out before you leave the battle or they get left behind.
it's like real real life.. if your in a battle zone and your army is called to pull out .. you won't want you squad to be left behind(AWOL?)

LG_Scott

01-23-2009, 08:43 PM

Slade, I think you need to learn how to play EndWar without losing. I would teach you, but I don't like you, so **** off.

Slade359

01-24-2009, 12:19 AM

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT......... ....... ive been in the top 10 ranked players since i got the game a few weeks ago. your a ****ing moron. Check the leader boards on xbox 360. *******, ur the one who should learn how to play. I have a minimum of 10-1 win. I'm ashamed to have you on my team. Defect ***got

I WUB PUGS

01-24-2009, 12:29 AM

Slade beat me on Rondane a little while ago... I think.

Nesnah

01-24-2009, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by Slade359:
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT......... ....... ive been in the top 10 ranked players since i got the game a few weeks ago. your a ****ing moron. Check the leader boards on xbox 360. *******, ur the one who should learn how to play. I have a minimum of 10-1 win. I'm ashamed to have you on my team. Defect ***got

I bet you can lick your elbow aswell? If you can, then you're my favourite person.

Jakers2008

01-24-2009, 06:50 AM

Originally posted by b_4721:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Slade359:

3. Learn to count http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

lol, gd 1

LG_Scott

01-24-2009, 12:57 PM

Slade, I hope you enjoy your miserable life of loneliness and anger. I've never seen more of an *** hole on the internet in all my life. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Why exactly do you insist on complaining and cursing at this game when you win almost every game? You seem to have a good system going as is.

Oh, and 10th in the leaderboards after a few weeks?! How about doing something else besides sitting at the damn Xbox.

Slade359

01-24-2009, 04:49 PM

hahaha! this coming from a no life nerd who spams forums all day flaming people he doesnt even know. I'm allowed to complain at ubisoft i'm a ****ing customer. Thats the whole point. They wouldnt fix or edit the game if people didnt complain. And im only an ******* when i deal with complete idiots like you. OH, and i do have a life unlike you. I spend maybe only 10 hours a week on video games and thats my downtime to relax after a long day. I have a 90% average in school and a ****ing hot girlfriend. You probebly have neither because your on here insulting random people to raise your self esteem. Grow up kid

LG_Scott

01-24-2009, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by Slade359:
hahaha! this coming from a no life nerd who spams forums all day flaming people he doesnt even know.
I have seventy-something posts, that's far from what you would describe as "spam". Also, I've never flamed anyone on these forums. If you are too ignorant to notice, you've been cursing and yelling and calling people ***gots in every single post.

I'm allowed to complain at ubisoft i'm a ****ing customer. Thats the whole point. They wouldnt fix or edit the game if people didnt complain.
Businessmen and developers don't listed to people who ***** and moan and curse. That won't get you anywhere. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

And im only an ******* when i deal with complete idiots like you.
Really? Well then you must think everyone besides you is an idiot, because you've been an *** hole to every single person that takes time out of their day to respond to your stupid posts.

OH, and i do have a life unlike you. I spend maybe only 10 hours a week on video games and thats my downtime to relax after a long day. I have a 90% average in school and a ****ing hot girlfriend. You probebly have neither because your on here insulting random people to raise your self esteem. Grow up kid
Give me one good reason why I should believe any of that. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif 10 hours a week doesn't get you 1000+ games played in EndWar. If you are as good as you say you are and are 10th on the leaderboards, that means a minimum of 3-4 hours (probably more) per day of constant playing, since you said you only picked up the game a couple weeks ago.

It's people like you that make me question the legitimacy of humanity. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

JSF-89

01-24-2009, 09:12 PM

Aww.... It's gotta suck to have no friends!

Account_Deleted

01-24-2009, 09:58 PM

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http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

OSUbuckeye2007

01-24-2009, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by Slade359:
hahaha! this coming from a no life nerd who spams forums all day flaming people he doesnt even know. I'm allowed to complain at ubisoft i'm a ****ing customer. Thats the whole point. They wouldnt fix or edit the game if people didnt complain. And im only an ******* when i deal with complete idiots like you. OH, and i do have a life unlike you. I spend maybe only 10 hours a week on video games and thats my downtime to relax after a long day. I have a 90% average in school and a ****ing hot girlfriend. You probebly have neither because your on here insulting random people to raise your self esteem. Grow up kid

first of all, let me make one thing very clear...

this part of your comment: I have a 90% average in school

totally disqualifies this part: Grow up kid

because if you're in school you're obviously still a kid

...and what the **** is a 90% average? are you british? or do you also go to *** school where they grade you in percentages?

The fact that you've responded to all these threads and that you've opened several threads in one day totally disqualifies this comment: spams forums all day

The fact that you are high in the leaderboard makes it physically impossibe for this statement to even be true... learn some math: I spend maybe only 10 hours a week on video games

Personally, I love this part of your reply... maybe this is all you should have wrote: im only an *******

Since you lied about everything else I'd only assume that this comment: a ****ing hot girlfriend
... really refers to the mirror on your wall you make out with pretending it's a girl
...or maybe some ugly *** chick that got bored of popping zits off her forehead to hold your hand for 5 minutes before you blew it

And this comment: thats my downtime to relax after a long day
...so you had a long day at school and with your pizzaface girlfriend? oh no... woe is me!. You're a little ***** that doesn't even have the most remote idea of what a long day is like. Or maybe being a total ******bag wears you out.