I've found a new philosophy

[T_O_A_D]

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[han freak solo]

Yes, preparation is key. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

[heywooood]

yes - lots of similarity...halibut or cod is sweet...but if it tastes like carp http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gifthrow it back

[DuxCorvan]

I love shellfish, though it may sound selfish.

[SeaFireLIV]

True words, pity I never knew learned this until after my divorce.

But next lady, eh? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

[LEBillfish]

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[stalkervision]

Originally posted by T_O_A_D:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/T_O_A_D/Fish-women.jpg

Don't let your wife ever see this post or she'll hit you with this "new philosophy"! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I find women are a lot like unexploded munitions. Anything can set them off and they get alot more touchy with age.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[T_O_A_D]

Oops already showed it to her, played it off, as a joke and told her to forward it to her wayward brother http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

High Bill http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif

[ploughman]

Originally posted by T_O_A_D:
Oops already showed it to her, played it off, as a joke and told her to forward it to her wayward brother http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

High Bill http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif

It's cute you think you got away with it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

She be plotting and scheming and smiling. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

[Low_Flyer_MkIX]

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif Be sure.

[leitmotiv]

Hell hath no fury like a woman lampooned! For every guffaw you had, there will be 30 groans down the line.

[flyingloon]

nuts, i'm totally screwed then

[Messaschnitzel]

Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
I love shellfish, though it may sound selfish.

Be careful you might be building a reputation here. These are some quotes from the movie "Spartacus", in the scene where Lawrence Olivier, the master,(Crassus) and Tony Curtis, the slave(Antoninus) are in the bath together with Tony scrubbing Larry's back. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif This is the scene that Tony Curtis called "rub-a-dub-dub, two men in a tub". http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?
Antoninus: When I have them, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.
Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.

[DuxCorvan]

Originally posted by Messaschnitzel:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
I love shellfish, though it may sound selfish.

Be careful you might be building a reputation here. These are some quotes from the movie "Spartacus", in the scene where Lawrence Olivier, the master,(Crassus) and Tony Curtis, the slave(Antoninus) are in the bath together with Tony scrubbing Larry's back. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif This is the scene that Tony Curtis called "rub-a-dub-dub, two men in a tub". http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?
Antoninus: When I have them, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.
Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The funny thing is the next thing in the movie: Antoninus almost lacks time to jump from a window and run. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif