all right i wont post anything paranoid in a month

[raaaid]

you may confuse honesty with craze

even dux corvan told here he had been violently pull by the feet by a ghost which made him have to sleep with mom and dad

were talking dux here

but im understand my inmune system on paranoia has become very strong with the years but not so much many people here

well i never talk about the end of the world

quite the contrary i talk of a bright future what in a way makes it

so now ill deal with you the same i deal with real life people, for a month

so i wont post again anithing paranoid till tenth of march

my favourite animal is the sparrow

they said on tv once theyre stinguishing

anybody miss seeing sparrows?, they make any day a happy one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[stalkervision]

I will post one for you pal.

I now have a blue Jay that comes to my deck and Squawks when he wants to get feed.

I mean he's literally telling me he's hungry and to get his chow on right now ! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

I mean WTF.. are the animals about to take over the world? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

[Ba5tard5word]

I had a weird dream last night that I had rented a new apartment with a backyard and a porch. When I would go out on the porch, dozens and dozens of owls would come out of nowhere and hop across the lawn to the porch and demand to be fed, so I started feeding them pretzel sticks. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[PhantomKira]

Good luck raaaid. We'll look forward to the return of the usual you! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

[stalkervision]

Originally posted by Ba5tard5word:
I had a weird dream last night that I had rented a new apartment with a backyard and a porch. When I would go out on the porch, dozens and dozens of owls would come out of nowhere and hop across the lawn to the porch and demand to be fed, so I started feeding them pretzel sticks. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

No problem but when you start dreaming your giving beer to them to go along with the pretzels then I would. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I'm am pretty suspicious now reading your post once again. I believe the birds are psychically entering our minds to influence us for tasty treats. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

[R_Target]

Forget the birds, it's the squirrels that are massing for attack....

[stalkervision]

Originally posted by R_Target:
Forget the birds, it's the squirrels that are massing for attack....

I prepared for that eventuality pal. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I've had squirrel before and it tastes like chicken. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

[DKoor]

Funny thing I rarely remember you posted anything paranoid... maybe a few times.

[Messaschnitzel]

Sparrows?

The Sparrows are Flying (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Half)

Sparrows figure into a big part of this story, raaaid, you might like to read it. The book was also made into a movie directed by George Romero:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8gC8B3iDjE

Take the movie with a grain of salt. Like the trailer says, "Based upon a book by Stephen King...) Should've said "Loosely based". http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif It is entertaining in its own path off the actual story though, but comes nowhere near the the book itself. (come to think of it, every SK movie fell short of the actual story. The only exception to this from what I've seen is 'Stand by Me', where it had the least differences from the book.)

[M_Gunz]

These would be European Sparrows?

[WTE_Galway]

Originally posted by M_Gunz:
These would be European Sparrows?


What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Actually this entire thread makes me paranoid.

[Dance]

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this"

[Zeus-cat]

I will post one for you pal.

I now have a blue Jay that comes to my deck and Squawks when he wants to get feed.

I mean he's literally telling me he's hungry and to get his chow on right now !

I mean WTF.. are the animals about to take over the world?

Blue Jays are like that. Once they find a house that puts out food they like to eat they will come back and demand some food if none is out. And those suckers are loud and persistant.

[stalkervision]

Originally posted by Zeus-cat:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I will post one for you pal.

I now have a blue Jay that comes to my deck and Squawks when he wants to get feed.

I mean he's literally telling me he's hungry and to get his chow on right now !

I mean WTF.. are the animals about to take over the world?

Blue Jays are like that. Once they find a house that puts out food they like to eat they will come back and demand some food if none is out. And those suckers are loud and persistant. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

and he's bringing his family now. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

[raaaid]

there was a guy who had a huge parasit in his intestine so he went to the doctor

the doctor told him to bring for a week a loaf of bread and a sausage

next day the doctor stuffed the bread and the sausage up the guys @ss and he did so for the rest of the week

at the end of the week the doctor told the guy to next day bring a loaf of bread and a hammer instead of the sausage

he stuufed the bread but not the sausage

then the big worm came out and asked:

hey and the sausage

PANG¡¡¡¡

[Messaschnitzel]

Originally posted by raaaid:
there was a guy who had a huge parasit in his intestine so he went to the doctor

the doctor told him to bring for a week a loaf of bread and a sausage

next day the doctor stuffed the bread and the sausage up the guys @ss and he did so for the rest of the week

at the end of the week the doctor told the guy to next day bring a loaf of bread and a hammer instead of the sausage

he stuufed the bread but not the sausage

then the big worm came out and asked:

hey and the sausage

PANG¡¡¡¡

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

To quote a famous, brilliant, highly intelligent and witty comedian:

"I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

[Monty_Thrud]

Don't wish to disturb you Raaaaaaaaaaid but...

Unplug your Time Machine (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12485104)

The unpredictable activity on the Sun can interfere with modern technology on Earth, such as electrical power grids, communications systems and satellites - including the satellite navigation (or sat-nav) signals used on Earth.

[T_O_A_D]

Knowing that your not going to post one, makes me paranoid!!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Now I'm looking over my shoulder in concern, and getting jittery. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif