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ShadownetTitan
03-11-2005, 03:39 PM
You know you have played the SC:CT Demo too many times when......


i'll get the ball rolling here.

1. when u walk into a dark room in your house and for a second your confused as to why your night vision won't go on.lol

2. when you go to scratch the middle of your back and you freak out cause your knife isn't there.lol



btw - can be real or made up (that first thing actually happened to me the other morning.lol)

ShadownetTitan
03-11-2005, 03:39 PM
You know you have played the SC:CT Demo too many times when......


i'll get the ball rolling here.

1. when u walk into a dark room in your house and for a second your confused as to why your night vision won't go on.lol

2. when you go to scratch the middle of your back and you freak out cause your knife isn't there.lol



btw - can be real or made up (that first thing actually happened to me the other morning.lol)

DarKA55ASSIN
03-11-2005, 03:41 PM
when......i got bored of the demo after playing it 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000 times

keeblerelfe
03-11-2005, 03:46 PM
When you are playing Call of Duty and you keep pressing '2' to turn on NV goggles... (And yes, this has happened at least 10 times...)

shadow_ninja961
03-11-2005, 03:46 PM
When my right eye is half shut,and my left eye is barely open.

silentassasin05
03-11-2005, 03:48 PM
when i snap my brothers neck from a pipe http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

HardToExist
03-11-2005, 03:52 PM
You know you've played the CT demo too many times when...you make a thread about it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Omega_224
03-11-2005, 04:19 PM
...When you sneak around the house turning the lights off, carrying plastic guns and knives, grabing people from behind, and slashing them with the knife.... Yes, I have done it.... several times.

dilles1
03-11-2005, 04:40 PM
.....when you interogate your mom "What for supper?".

Shadow_M.A.D.8
03-11-2005, 04:43 PM
when u stab a strap-on ***** wich is ur mums in ur dads back and saying ''i am a splinter cell''

HardToExist
03-11-2005, 04:45 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shadow_M.A.D.8:
when u stab a strap-on ***** wich is ur mums in ur dads back and saying ''i am a splinter cell'' <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

There's young kids that sign on to these forums. Chill with the sex toy talk http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Omega_224
03-11-2005, 04:49 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shadow_M.A.D.8:
when u stab a strap-on ***** wich is ur mums in ur dads back and saying ''i am a splinter cell'' <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Hey, Shadowmad, I know this great web site. It's called: GET A LIFE .com Check it out!

silentassasin05
03-11-2005, 04:50 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Omega_224:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shadow_M.A.D.8:
when u stab a strap-on ***** wich is ur mums in ur dads back and saying ''i am a splinter cell'' <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Hey, Shadowmad, I know this great web site. It's called: GET A LIFE .com Check it out! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>checking right now..../jk

Omega_224
03-11-2005, 04:52 PM
LOL! No I'm serious! It's really cool! They sell games, magazines, phones, TVs, VCRs, DVDs, everything. There's forums about anything you can think of!

Weasel_3-eyed
03-11-2005, 05:16 PM
You play the CT demo too much when your brother barges in saying "GET OF THE **** COMPUTER!" wanting to play silent storm, because of my dedication of playing Splinter cell..........oh and if you walk around crouched and all the random stuff people will say.

ShadownetTitan
03-11-2005, 05:20 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> when...you make a thread about it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol. i almost said that one myself.

...when u see some wooden crates in your garage and think to yourself, hmmm..have i scanned those yet? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Shadow_M.A.D.8
03-11-2005, 05:26 PM
soz about the sex thing LMAO but anyway uve playd the demo to much when ur having a fever and u gotta check if ur bodytempature is highered and than u nod ur head a couple times and think **** where did i leave those goggles http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

c12l21t70
03-11-2005, 06:01 PM
when you are playing doom 3 and your profile is "sams on mars" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Ts.Wakkko
03-11-2005, 06:05 PM
you know when you spent to much time playing pc games when...

1) you look at a spoon and think it needs more AA

3) you go outside and think to your self, nice graphics

c12l21t70
03-11-2005, 06:13 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Omega_224
03-11-2005, 06:13 PM
ROFL!

InvaderDIM
03-11-2005, 06:49 PM
You know you've been playing the CT demo too much when...

You start sneaking up behind people and kicking them in the back of the legs (I've done it),

Start chopping up random things with a knife (I've done that also),

and when you take some old swimming goggles and color them with black Sharpie, cut toilet paper rolls and color THOSE black, put some green paper on the ends, and put it all together to make some goggles (have not done...yet)

Jackal56o
03-11-2005, 06:58 PM
u no u've played to much sc when in the midle of the night u dive into the kitchen for a glass of water and then throw the glass to distract your mom.

keeblerelfe
03-11-2005, 07:11 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Weasel_3-eyed:
You play the CT demo too much when your brother barges in saying "GET OF THE **** COMPUTER!" wanting to play silent storm, because of my dedication of playing Splinter cell..........oh and if you walk around crouched and all the random stuff people will say. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If it was the full version of Splinter Cell, you would be justified... But since it's just the demo, Silent Storm deserves to be played more, since it's like the 3rd greatest game ever (not really, but pretty awesome.)

ScreaminEagle.
03-11-2005, 07:51 PM
you are always on the lookout for a SplitJump opportunity....

you carry a knife everywhere you go.....

you become nocturnal.

Once you are nocturnal, your transformation into a Splinter Cell is officially complete!

GreenGhost32005
03-11-2005, 09:05 PM
When Pandora Tomorrow came out i would creep up behind my friends and snap their necks....now i have no friends http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

i can see myself now: one night i'll get up to get a glass of water, i'll see someone in the dark, then snap their neck and put their body in the cupboard before i realize what i've done.

teddaman2
03-11-2005, 09:18 PM
when you get your fifth strained groin from atempting split jumps. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Soul Thief
03-11-2005, 09:47 PM
Youve played the demo to much when

you come to the startling realization that your plastic knife, toilet roll goggles, black sweatpants, toy dart gun, and the fact that you've been grounded to your room for the 3rd time this week for jumping off the banister on to you dad then rolling into your sister and stabbing her then shooting darts at your mom, and during the confusion slip out with the cookies in the kitchen.... was just for some really bad snicker doodle cookies that you dont like.

or

When your speed runs get under 30 seconds and your not even sure if you had started the game or not because your so tired from trying to get to 30 seconds that your finally realize it was all a dream and that the supposed 8 HOURS OF NON-STOP PRACTICE WAS FOR NOTHING BECAUSE IT WAS JUST A GAME AND THAT YOUR XBOX HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY BECAUSE YOU SPEND MORE TIME PLAYING THAT THEN YOU DO WITH SCHOOL OR YOU GIRLFRIEND OR YOU ......... omg what have i become http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

Gangxta123
03-11-2005, 09:54 PM
You have played splinter cell to much when
You Wish you married sam fisher instead of your cuzin......eeewwwhhhh

deepthroat77
03-12-2005, 04:43 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Weasel_3-eyed:
You play the CT demo too much when your brother barges in saying "GET OF THE **** COMPUTER!" wanting to play silent storm, because of my dedication of playing Splinter cell..........oh and if you walk around crouched and all the random stuff people will say. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>hey werent u from the ninja gaiden posts in gamefaqs!!anyway u know when u played too much splinter cell when ur eyes becomes like sam fishers eyes or when u get his hairstyle

SoulFire382
03-12-2005, 05:15 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by teddaman2:
when you get your fifth strained groin from atempting split jumps. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't try this at home, kids! I leared that one the hard way.
Split jumps are harder than they look....

FVipe
03-12-2005, 09:30 AM
When you stand in front of a door, and wonder why the "open door" pop-up doesn't appear. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

stavpal
03-12-2005, 10:03 AM
when you bash about every door you come to

Shadow_M.A.D.8
03-12-2005, 11:25 AM
when u go to school and go hang down from an anti-fire pole and wait till someone passes by underneath u and u go jankin on his head and wondering ''ahw **** the same guy again!''

Knot3D
03-12-2005, 12:01 PM
Thanx to Metal Gear Solid 3 (PAL region) I have been able to totally avoid playing the CT demo too much.

March 31st is close by http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Omega_224
03-12-2005, 12:07 PM
^ Thanks to my not being subscribed to any magazines or sites other than this one, I've not played the Demo at all! Yay me! I can't wait to play!

Lhorkan
03-12-2005, 12:24 PM
When you wonder why you don't hear Lambert's charming voice every 2 seconds.

When people start calling you with your real name instead of Fisher.

When you try jumping over the railing and hang on a platform 50 metres high.

When you accidently cut your leg while putting your knife away.

When you have your face in someones a** all the time, and when that person asks what you're doing, you say "I'm in the closer than ever" mode.

When you always have the need to press space whenever you're close to someone's back.

When you go to school, you wonder why there isn't a loadout screen.

ShadownetTitan
03-12-2005, 03:47 PM
[QUOTE]

"I'm in the closer than ever" mode.

QUOTE]

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


....when u can recite that lil video that plays before the demo word for word! (god i wish u could skip that, im ultra sick of it)

Pillsner
03-12-2005, 05:12 PM
You've played too much SCCT when:

-You comment on how Peruvian guys with a beard and glasses look so important

-You listen to radios to hear if there are any easter eggs

-You see a lighthouse and figure Peruvian insurgents are hiding inside

-You believe choking someone for two seconds will kill them

-You call for an ambulance when someone's hat falls off

-You spend time loading up SCCT just to see what nationality the enemies are =P

-You end conversations with, "Are you going to say monkey? Then this conversation is over"

SplinterCell_37
03-12-2005, 06:52 PM
when someone comes around a corner you go into closer than ever and start walking backwards with your hand where your knife should be...yes, this did happen once. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

psyichic
03-12-2005, 07:23 PM
1.When you begin to split jump in doorways in school and try to jump on your teachers head (Yes I did do that and lets just say I went to the nurses office....)

2.Contemplate the best way to ambush someone when they walk in a door.

3.Look for opportunities to use an optic cable (Also done in school when I was hiding ina closet and wanted to check ou the next room.)

Or when you begin to paly the MP demo by yourself.

keeblerelfe
03-12-2005, 07:35 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lhorkan:
When you accidently cut your leg while putting your knife away. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

*raises hand* http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

steath_ninja
03-12-2005, 09:56 PM
when u slaughter a whole town stealthly

Pillsner
03-12-2005, 11:03 PM
Yeah, since Sam does that so much

Retard-Redneck
03-12-2005, 11:33 PM
when you kill everyone you ever loved and blame it on some addicting video game that you spend every waking moment in anticipation for it to come out. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Spartan117..
03-13-2005, 12:17 AM
-When you look at your friends idiotic dog and say "**** man your dog looks fake," which did actually happen.

The rest are from Pandora Multi.player

When you go to the grocery store and feel exsposed and in the open.

-See someone at the grocery store with their back turned and inadvertantly start sneakilly walking for fear of alerting their arrows.

-At the grocery store and start looking for vantage points and routs to fall back upon.

-You look over your shoulders constantly trying to make sure a spy isn't sneaking up on you.

-Wonder why you can't see your HUD.

-try to turn on your flashlight or Night Vision.

Sokaar
03-13-2005, 06:11 AM
ok so am I the only normal person that is able to distinguish between the real world, and video game world.

I find it difficult to believe that anyone would be stupid enough to walk through a store and wonder why they do not see a health meter burned onto their retina, or that you came around a corner and backed off reaching to grab a knife or you try to turn on your nightvision, I mean to actually confuse this last one, you must actually have a pair of nightvision gogles.

and people wonder why the government are trying to pass bills banning video games, you sound like a bunch of sad little 12 year olds

some of these are quite funny, but when you add a little note like "(it actually happened to me)" I can see why banning video game violence might be a good idea, or at least banning people under the age of 21 or maybe have some sort of test to make sure that the people playing the games can tell the difference between reality and fiction.

ShadownetTitan
03-13-2005, 09:50 AM
Sokaar...Relax!!, you'll live longer!!(stay on topic or stay out please) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif


...when u no longer use your headlights, and only drive @ night with night vision goggles!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Cianick2
03-13-2005, 10:16 AM
i've started sneaking around the house and scaring the holy s**t outta people, it is fun though http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

element54
03-13-2005, 10:39 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ts.Wakkko:
you know when you spent to much time playing pc games when...

1) you look at a spoon and think it needs more AA

3) you go outside and think to your self, nice graphics <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


LOL, even my girlfriend thought that was funny.

black ops freak
03-13-2005, 10:55 AM
When you're aiming your gun and you wonder why your aiming reticle doesn't show up.
When you feel so exposed in light that you shoot out the lights. (my friend actually did that!)
When you find yourself doing the "sam walk" when you get near someone.

Spartan117..
03-13-2005, 11:39 AM
Sokaar the next time you talk to down to me I'm going to cut out your spleen....just kidding...or am I??? I'm crazy and can't distuinguish reality form fantasy you know. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Spartan117..
03-13-2005, 11:41 AM
I love the Mario-humpathon thingy you got going on there ShadownetTitan a real classic.

Sokaar
03-13-2005, 01:45 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spartan117..:
Sokaar the next time you talk to down to me I'm going to cut out your spleen....just kidding...or am I??? I'm crazy and can't distuinguish reality form fantasy you know. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Spartan117..
03-13-2005, 04:27 PM
Wow you know how to quote things; do you feel like a big boy now??? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif

ShadownetTitan
03-13-2005, 05:44 PM
...when your dog gets out at night and instead of just calling it u put on thermal goggles and go out looking for it! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

IllumiC.A.T.
03-13-2005, 06:52 PM
1. I€m now extremely cautious when entering a new territory enabling spy bullets even when going to the bathroom.
2. When my parents enter my room I use the shadows of my (now really dark room) to sneak behind and stealthily grab them. Some times my mother enables her motion vision and detects me before I make a move.
3. Taking out the garbage has now become an objective where the windows are my choice of a stealthy exit.
4. My friends are always surprised when I drop on top of them since I€m able to split jump in a narrow hallway close to the entrance.
5. I no longer shake hands as a friendly gesture, I use my berserk ability to knock the other person down and choke them. Using Hack com I say, hello!!
6. Girls seem to have a negative reaction when I approach them wearing my black and extremely tight spy suit. Sometimes it has a positive effect since it makes my a$$ look good
7. Mines work effectively against my grandparents. Especially poison mines (funny when my 89 year old grandmother runs to the health pack.)
8. Last but not least, camo suit works effectively when you want to see J Lo change clothes.

Everything on this list is fictional.

trakslacker
03-13-2005, 10:17 PM
^...and reatarded.

ShadownetTitan
03-13-2005, 10:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by trakslacker:
^...and reatarded. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

troll much? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif


anyways....

....when u start refering to your house as third echelon, and u now consider things like, going to pick up the dry cleaning, a mission! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

MR.Mic
03-13-2005, 11:54 PM
i used to be able to split jump when i was a little kid. But now that im a hulking ******, I will keep to my limitations.

Omega_224
03-14-2005, 12:02 AM
^Wrong Thread. LOL.

Sokaar
03-14-2005, 04:59 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spartan117..:
Wow you know how to quote things; do you feel like a big boy now??? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

why yes, yes I do!

It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside being able to quote people, it makes the whole world seem like a happy place.

come spartan117.., come and hold my hand. we can run through the fields and pick flowers together

stealthmaster736
03-14-2005, 08:09 AM
...Some people on these forums scare me.

BiG_FaT_SpErM
03-14-2005, 09:10 AM
Alcohol and drugs does wonders these days

Pillsner
03-14-2005, 02:16 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside being able to quote people <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Quoted for emphasis
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Some people on these forums scare me. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Rawr
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Alcohol and drugs does wonders these days <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
As opposed to a different period in time? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Lord_Kruton
03-14-2005, 03:26 PM
You know you've played too much SCCT demo when:

-At night, you're afraid you'll be spotted if you don't stick to the shadows (this has actually happened to me).

-You have the Morgenholt interrogation conversation memorized ("look, his ears! Smoke!" "I think I'm going to be ill..." lol)

-You start using stealth in non-stealth games like Halo 2 (I've done this many times).

-You try to recover "classified" data regarding your parent's financial records from your computer.

-You're afraid your teachers will pull out AK-47s and start shooting you if you fail a project.

-You spend time typing things like I am now...
:P

SilentAce07
03-14-2005, 08:15 PM
sokaar, if ur not overly obsessed like the rest fo us then get the **** out of our threads

SilentAce07
03-14-2005, 08:19 PM
u no u play too much wen u bring a knife to school....ok so my friend did it once...he was homeschooled, and then his first day in a public school with us... well, yea, that was bad..he dint get caught though