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chizzy12
12-19-2010, 10:39 AM
In the beginning, Ezio says, "You condemn what you do not understand."

Try to think of ones peoples don't remember and dont repeat anything that was already said.

LordWolv
12-19-2010, 10:50 AM
Leonardo: "I'm painting this beautiful young woman. I'm really starting to see a masterpiece in this."
Ezio: "Well, don't get distracted from my weapon design."
Leonardo: "You'll find woman don't really appeal to me."
Ezio: "Wait.. I don't get it."

Kenpachi_cable
12-19-2010, 10:57 AM
Actually, it's:

... "Well, don't let beautiful women distract you from my weapon designs." Or something to that effect.

Leonardo: "Don't worry. You'll find that women aren't a distraction for me..." or something to that effect, but distraction was definitely in there.

Ezio: "Wait, I don't get it..."

Uncomfortable silence...

Epic. Loved it.

Mine: Smuggler to Ezio: "Stop chasing me!"

Rakudaton
12-19-2010, 10:59 AM
Damn it Isaac! That was my one... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

OK, let's see:

Desmond: Right, so here's where we say the password... if Shaun's right that is.
Shaun: I'm always right.
Desmond: What about that "dead end"?
Shaun: That never happened. I was misquoted.

Or

Shaun: No, Rebecca. Britain's not part of Europe; we merely tolerate it.

Or...

Shaun: <historical stuff>
Rebecca: I like the ceiling!
Shaun: Oh, you like the ceiling do you? YOU are a FASCINATING travelling companion.

LordWolv
12-19-2010, 11:06 AM
Kenpachi, I know I didn't do it word for word, but you get the idea. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Shaun was a very amusing character. Cesare's "If I want to live, I LIVE! etc.." is probebly the most well known one.

Edit: Oh yeah, 100th post. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

rocketxsurgeon
12-19-2010, 11:21 AM
Shauns so funny, he has the best lines http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

thedeadman_47
12-19-2010, 12:16 PM
cesares infamous words:"if want to live i live if i want to take i take if i want you to die you die!"

PhiIs1618033
12-19-2010, 12:20 PM
Hey, wassa-matta you, Altair?
That's racist!
You're racist!

TheEpicWolf
12-19-2010, 12:23 PM
Desmond: Hey whattsa matta you Altair
Rebecca: That's racist
Desmond: Your racist!

Awe1
12-19-2010, 12:30 PM
... "Well, don't let beautiful women distract you from my weapon designs." Or something to that effect.

Leonardo: "Don't worry. You'll find that women aren't a distraction for me..." or something to that effect, but distraction was definitely in there.

Ezio: "Wait, I don't get it..."

Uncomfortable silence...

Epic. Loved it.
funniest thing ever.

marbatico
12-19-2010, 12:31 PM
when ezio lets a doctor take a look at his gunshot wound:

The doctor: ''A man of your age will not heal with these medicines.''
Ezio: ''A man of my age, imbecile!''

glenneey
12-19-2010, 12:31 PM
What for the devil hav you been drinking?
- just a random woman in AC:B

A man of my age... imbecile.
-ezio to the doctor in the first rome mission

glenneey
12-19-2010, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by marbatico:
when ezio lets a doctor take a look at his gunshot wound:

The doctor: ''A man of your age will not heal with these medicines.''
Ezio: ''A man of my age, imbecile!''
Funny , we like posted it on the same time O_o, damn you for being a split second faster! I will take youre hand for this!... no wait, that AC1.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

RebeccaLH
12-19-2010, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Rakudaton:
Damn it Isaac! That was my one... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

OK, let's see:

Desmond: Right, so here's where we say the password... if Shaun's right that is.
Shaun: I'm always right.
Desmond: What about that "dead end"?
Shaun: That never happened. I was misquoted.

Or

Shaun: No, Rebecca. Britain's not part of Europe; we merely tolerate it.

Or...

Shaun: <historical stuff>
Rebecca: I like the ceiling!
Shaun: Oh, you like the ceiling do you? YOU are a FASCINATING travelling companion.

^
Shaun is full of funny quotes.
Anything that is said by him.

melonamen
12-19-2010, 04:04 PM
guard: What part of France are your from?

Ezio: (pause) Montreal

melonamen
12-19-2010, 04:06 PM
guard: What part of France are your from?

Ezio: (pause) Montreal

lol I love this! Ubisoft can always come up with something that links back to them.

ExprtAssassin
12-19-2010, 04:13 PM
With Shaun's "No, Rebecca. Britain's not part of Europe; we merely tolerate it, you know, like a person tolerates herpes."

Sorry but Rak didn't complete it.

aguia_br
12-19-2010, 06:47 PM
Cesare:

"If i wante live, i live. If i wante to take, i take!"


Ezio:

"Recquiescat in pace... My love"

Gussep
12-19-2010, 09:04 PM
GLYPH 10: WTF? assassins are commies?? why is there a assassins emblem on the face of mao tse tung? **** that, this guy is a monster

tyrce111
12-19-2010, 10:27 PM
Claudia: Aren't you coming with us Ezio?
Ezio: No, I'm going to Roma
Maria: Go, my son...DESTORY THEM!

Alpha Ender
12-19-2010, 11:16 PM
Random NPC: I am only visiting!! ...or... I am not important!!

Alpha Ender
12-19-2010, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by xcamthemandudex:
Not to be a spammer, or anything, but we already have a Assassin's Creed quote thread: http://forums.ubi.com/eve/foru...024/m/3381072408/p/1 (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5251069024/m/3381072408/p/1)

Please use the search next time.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ExprtAssassin:
With Shaun's "No, Rebecca. Britain's not part of Europe; we merely tolerate it, you know, like a person tolerates herpes."

Sorry but Rak didn't complete it.

Actually, he says, "... England is not part of Europe..." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Though technically, that quoting thread is for Assassin's Creed II, and not for Brotherhood. Both of the titles of the threads state that they are threads for that specific game, so a search probably would have turned it up but it wouldn't have been exactly what he's searching for.

DannyStrong
12-19-2010, 11:51 PM
"I'm going to write a book about you some day"

"If you do, make it short"

XxKillaSniperxX
12-19-2010, 11:58 PM
(Not word for word)
Machiavelli: Now that you are in my debt maybe you will listen to reason.
Ezio: When I hear some I will let you know.

Machiavelli: Where are you going?
Ezio: To make some friends.

Desmond: Watch out for bats!
Lucy: Where!?
Desmond: I'm just saying in case you see any. (or something like that)

What Shauns say in this trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIO0RV0MSQ4).

glenneey
12-20-2010, 01:26 AM
SWEET JESUS SAVE MEEEEEEEE.
-womans in AC II/AC:B

This one i read somewhere, forgot where:
they say this is a crusade! A crusade for what? Ignorance? Violence? MADNESS! THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

EDIT: how to spell violence? don't know anymore O-o

Victoroos
12-20-2010, 04:25 AM
docter "Auf wiedersehen"Oh wait, it's french

Inorganic9_2
12-20-2010, 05:39 AM
Haha, why haven't I heard the one about Leonardo and women?! Where is that one said?


I've posted this one before but

"I'll kill you, fottuto francese!" - Bartolomeo

KrYpToNiC95
12-20-2010, 05:42 AM
Did you miss me? No anyone? Hello, am I speaking out loud hello.... workaholics- Shaun Hastings

By far his best quote.
Doctor Quote when walking randomly near them but not exactly correct-

Come Everyone my 43% survival rate is renowned and is very safe

Inorganic9_2
12-20-2010, 07:20 AM
"HEALING, WELLNESS, LEECHES!" - Doctor

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Rakudaton
12-20-2010, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by victorjr:
docter "Auf wiedersehen"Oh wait, it's french

Actually, it's more like:

Doctor: "'Auf wiedersehen'! Ha ha - that's French."

But yeah.

triforceman5
12-20-2010, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by victorjr:
docter "Auf wiedersehen"Oh wait, it's french
It's not only the doctor, it's pretty much all shopkeepers. And they don't say "Oh wait, it's french." They say "Auf wiedersehen... Hehe, that's French!" Essentially, he's bragging...

Anyway...

Rebecca: "I like the ceiling."
Shaun: "Oh, you like the ceiling do you? YOU are a FASCINATING travel compainion!"

rocketxsurgeon
12-20-2010, 11:07 AM
I have a good quote.

"This...is...ROMA!"

Haha i love it :P

assassin087
12-20-2010, 11:36 AM
''There is nothing bewteen your thighs. Infact there is a hole so deep it reaches into the fu***** underworld." - Bartolomea.

Serpantess
12-20-2010, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Rakudaton:
Damn it Isaac! That was my one... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

OK, let's see:

Desmond: Right, so here's where we say the password... if Shaun's right that is.
Shaun: I'm always right.
Desmond: What about that "dead end"?
Shaun: That never happened. I was misquoted.

Or

Shaun: No, Rebecca. Britain's not part of Europe; we merely tolerate it.

Or...

Shaun: <historical stuff>
Rebecca: I like the ceiling!
Shaun: Oh, you like the ceiling do you? YOU are a FASCINATING travelling companion.

I love those quotes! Shaun is funny. I also like Ezio and Machiavelli's conversation:

Machiavelli: Now that you are in my debt maybe you will listen to reason.
Ezio: When I hear some I will let you know.

melonamen
12-20-2010, 03:27 PM
Bartalomaio (i can't spell): you speak French/

Ezio: There were a couple of French girls in Firenze

SWJS
12-20-2010, 04:51 PM
~POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD~

Lucy: If you pull all the levers, then you may be able to bring power to the central platform!
Shaun: OR, you might turn this entire room into an alien spaceship and fly us all away. THINK ABOUT IT.


*Desmond noms on a burger*
Rebecca: Carnivore!


Desmond: Great. Ezio gets a bath with Caterina Sforza and I get to swim in a toilet.


Bartolomeo: They're nowhere close to here!
gunshot whizzes past them
Ezio: ...They seem to be getting closer.
Bartolomeo: We've got it under control.
Mercenary: *panicing* Close the gate!
Bartolomeo: ...Okay, so maybe I could use a little help.


Leonardo: This world gets stranger every day. I shall have to focus on my painting. I'm working on the small portrait of a woman. I am growing rather fond of it.
Ezio: Do not let a beautiful girl distract you from constructing my designs.
Leonardo: (wrapping his arm around Ezio) Have no worries. Women provide little distraction.
Ezio: Wait, I don't get it.
(Ezio gives him a weird look. Leonardo slowly removes his arm from Ezio and tucks it in his lap.)


Cristina: What?
Ezio: [confused] What?
Cristina: Why are you just standing there? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif


Desmond: *In a stereotypical 'joisey' accent* Ey, wassa-matta-you Altar?
Rebecca: That's racist!
Desmond: You're racist!


Shaun: Bloody Third World country!
Rebecca: You're talking about Italy?
Shaun: No, I'm talking about Europe. All of it!
Rebecca: Hey, isn't England in Europe?
Shaun: No, we simply tolerate Europe. Like a person tolerates herpes.


Email from Rebecca: Shaun ate both of them. I know because he asked me if I wanted one.
Email from Lucy: Thank you, Rebecca. Shaun's on clean-up next week.
Email from Shaun: This just in: Rebecca is a Templar.


*Ezio runs into the Rosa in Fiore expecting the worst*
Claudia: *standing over a bunch of dead guards with a knife* ...What?

I could go on, but I doubt the forum could handle it. :P

Janoian
12-20-2010, 05:35 PM
Mercenaries: His breath is deadlier than his cannons.
Engineer: Only when you 2 fools are shooting it!

MCRMJ
12-20-2010, 06:28 PM
The random crowds and shop dealers come out with some fantastic stuff, the doctors especially.

"Don't Worry, a weekly bleeding is part of a healthy lifestyle"

The lead and pomegranate and the one about sheeps urine are really random to hear while you're riding about town on a horse.

Other than that it has to be

"Am I hurting you? Give me the apple, it's mine not yours! I WANT THE APPLE!"

melonamen
12-20-2010, 06:41 PM
Desmond: you don't think I'm fat, do you?

Lucy: I even asked Rebecca to widen the Animus.

Desmond: Really?

(I know this isn't perfect, but it's the best I could come up with)

melonamen
12-20-2010, 06:46 PM
Claudia: i can do it (when posed with the question of running the brothel)
Ezio: no
Claudia: Why not? I ran Uncle Mario's for years.
Ezio: if your do this, you're on your own
Claudia: i've been on my own for twenty years.

Masta_Pain
12-20-2010, 07:32 PM
*Doctor in passing* Come, come. I have found a lead based cure for syphillis!
it cracked me up. XD

De4th18
12-20-2010, 11:10 PM
Random man in crowd: "What could cause a man to do such a thing? Ah... He must be late... And she must be beautiful."

Inorganic9_2
12-21-2010, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by Masta_Pain:
*Doctor in passing* Come, come. I have found a lead based cure for syphillis!
it cracked me up. XD

I heard that yesterday haha

I always liked the (can't remember the exact words here) "I have come up with an elixir of lead and pomegranate, IDEAL for the liver!"

De4th18
12-21-2010, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by Inorganic9_2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Masta_Pain:
*Doctor in passing* Come, come. I have found a lead based cure for syphillis!
it cracked me up. XD

I heard that yesterday haha

I always liked the (can't remember the exact words here) "I have come up with an elixir of lead and pomegranate, IDEAL for the liver!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're stalking me on the forums, good sir. D:

De4th18
12-21-2010, 09:49 AM
"I live in a swamp, with a drunk priest, who beats me. And everyday we have little to eat. But, thanks to you, we will have nothing!"

Random guy I made drop a box.

LukewarmPoptart
12-21-2010, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Kenpachi_cable:
Actually, it's:

... "Well, don't let beautiful women distract you from my weapon designs." Or something to that effect.

Leonardo: "Don't worry. You'll find that women aren't a distraction for me..." or something to that effect, but distraction was definitely in there.

Ezio: "Wait, I don't get it..."

Uncomfortable silence...

where was this?

LordWolv
12-21-2010, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by BradKinn:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kenpachi_cable:
Actually, it's:

... "Well, don't let beautiful women distract you from my weapon designs." Or something to that effect.

Leonardo: "Don't worry. You'll find that women aren't a distraction for me..." or something to that effect, but distraction was definitely in there.

Ezio: "Wait, I don't get it..."

Uncomfortable silence...

where was this? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

When you sit on a bench with Leonardo at a certain time (can't quite remember) he'll say that.

alientraveller
12-21-2010, 01:43 PM
It's after sequence 8. Completing each sequence means there's a new conversation with Leonardo whenever you sit down with him.

Bartolomeo is my favourite supporting character because he is just too funny.

"Nothing hangs between your thighs, in fact, there is a hole so deep it reaches into the *****tta inferno!"

iceking_688
12-21-2010, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by glenneey:
What for the devil hav you been drinking?
- just a random woman in AC:B

A man of my age... imbecile.
-ezio to the doctor in the first rome mission

Then when you start climbing the church tower:

'Ow... My back'

Geinref
12-21-2010, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by Inorganic9_2:
Haha, why haven't I heard the one about Leonardo and women?! Where is that one said?


I've posted this one before but

"I'll kill you, fottuto francese!" - Bartolomeo

yeah i want to know when this happens in the game, i cant believed i didnt notice it.

my favorite random quote is:

an-drea...AN-DREA!! -some random girl civilian!

xcamthemandudex
12-21-2010, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Inorganic9_2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Masta_Pain:
*Doctor in passing* Come, come. I have found a lead based cure for syphillis!
it cracked me up. XD

I heard that yesterday haha

I always liked the (can't remember the exact words here) "I have come up with an elixir of lead and pomegranate, IDEAL for the liver!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

"Come one, come all! I have distilled the elixir of lead and pomegranate..."

Lucky13Desu
12-21-2010, 04:34 PM
The bartolomeo to the baron of valois No balls joke... epic ****

Inorganic9_2
12-21-2010, 04:34 PM
Of course, that's the one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


Shaun: And the Apple's just going to give it to us, is it? Oh look, there's Elvis!

Ureh
12-21-2010, 05:19 PM
Excellente! He's heading straight for the cemetery!

Nice clothes! Looks like a chicken trying to escape the pot.

Did you take your leeches today?

EzioAssassin51
12-21-2010, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by De4th18:
Random man in crowd: "What could cause a man to do such a thing? Ah... He must be late... And she must be beautiful."

Haha that one's good but that's a mix of two http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

It's...

'He must be late... And she must be beautiful.'

and

'What could cause a man to do such a thing? Ah... of course... a woman must be involved'

iceking_688
12-21-2010, 06:36 PM
When Ezio takes down the first Borgia Tower, Machiavelli (sorry if spellings wrong) says something like:

"I think the stables are purchasable now"

Evan52395
12-21-2010, 07:15 PM
"You are the leader of the Assassins now. Unite them, Ezio Auditore...and TAKE BACK ROMA!" -Caterina Sforza

Sean7474
12-22-2010, 12:02 AM
Bartolemew: "EZIO AUDITORE! COME IN COME IN! I'll kill you if you dont...
-----------------------
Bartolemew: Where is she!?!?

Ezio: Did you check behind the table?

Bartolemew: *blank stare*

---------------------------

We keep track of our best fighters here

Ezio: Shouldnt i already be at the top?

---------------------------

Guard: The last man i threw in the hole was eaten by rats.
----------------------------
Citizen: SHAME ON YOU, YOU PEICES OF SH*T
----------------------------
He fights guards and gives away money! where have you been all my life?
----------------------------
Caterina: Who put you up to this was it your father or your brother, maybe a little bit of both? maybe at the same time!?!?!?!
----------------------------
Machiavelli: THE SPANIARD LIVES!?!?!
----------------------------
Veiri DePazzi: Ive decided im tired of waiting for you to open your legs to me on your own. (or something along those lines)
----------------------------

and more. I just know i'll think of more of my favorites as soon as im done with this.

Sean7474
12-22-2010, 12:04 AM
Ezio: One shooter? He cannot be very accurate.

*BANG* bullet hits two inches away from his head.

glenneey
12-22-2010, 01:36 AM
i totally love the asassin quotes:
''Nulla reale, tutto lecito''
''We work in the dark, to serve the light, we are assassin's''

drizzit986
12-22-2010, 02:47 AM
Ezio asks shaun about rebecca, and shaun replys, "shes no woman" and rebecca says "hey"
and then they agree that shaun has bathroom duty for the week. (something like that)

I really liked when Ezio meets back up with bartalemeo for the 2nd time and he is looking for his wife and Ezio suggests something like "Have you checked behind the table?"
Bianca is one lovly sword though hahaah

Sean7474
12-22-2010, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by glenneey:
i totally love the asassin quotes:
''Nulla reale, tutto lecito''
''We work in the dark, to serve the light, we are assassin's''

Bartalemeo: HALT WHO GOES THERE?

Ezio: Its me, Ezio.

Bartalemeo: Ah EZIO, i was expecting my wife.

Ezio: Somehow that doesnt surprise me.

LordWolv
12-22-2010, 11:25 PM
Desmond: Hey, wazza-matta with you, Altair?
Rebecca: That's racist.
Desmond: YOU'RE RACIST!

Epic comebacks.

TheSpectator
12-23-2010, 02:34 PM
Cesare at birth: GUARDS!!!!
Cesare's first Christmas: GUARDS!!!!
Cesare on the toilet: GUARDS!!!!!
Cesare sees Ezio: Assassino.......... GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AlphaHunter8
12-23-2010, 03:18 PM
Shaun: According to this, it's when the Bonfire of the Vanities took place.
Rebecca: Hey, I liked that movie!
Shaun: Oh did you like that movie? It was interesting! What other movies do you like? Rebecca - the grownups are talking.

AlphaHunter8
12-23-2010, 03:21 PM
/\ sorry from AC2 my bad http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
still funny though!!

flyingeaglemile
12-23-2010, 03:22 PM
Lucrezia: He loves me, he loves me not
"Ezio jumps down from a ledge, Lucrezia turns to see him"
Ezio: Please continue, I did not mean to interupt

Idk why but this line made Ezio seem very badass.

EnemySpartan360
02-19-2011, 12:48 AM
Hahaha i like the part where your reading everyones mail on the computer, and theres just a random one from shaun that says "this just in....rebeccas a templar"

Wzu_
02-19-2011, 05:32 AM
Bartolomeo: *Lunges with sword* "WHO GOES THERE?!!!"
Ezio: "Hello to you too.."
Bartolomeo: "Ah, Ezio! I was expecting my wife!"

Needs to be seen. I just 100%'d it and it was hilarious.

k20ml
02-19-2011, 08:41 AM
"Never harbor hate for your victims, for such things are poison..." -Al Mualim

"I abide my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly. I perceive that this also was a chasing at the wind. For in much wisdom, is much grief. And he that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow. " -Al Mualim

Damn he is smart.

masterfenix2009
02-19-2011, 11:06 PM
Shaun: They could be listening to us right now.
Desmond: You brought them up first!
Shaun: You are paranoid Desmond.

Eziolala
02-20-2011, 12:37 AM
At the start -
Shaun: Blah blah blah stuff blah blah, either that or Rebecca's just not a very good engineer.
Rebecca: Thanks, *******.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

vorenus73
02-21-2011, 10:27 AM
I laugh when I hear the doctors. They say something like "I've just developed a new lead-based cure for syphillis!" and "I can perform lesser amputations onsite!" LOL

rafael52
07-12-2011, 10:40 AM
When you gather all the french suits and you go back to bartolomeo and the mercenaries to infiltrate the castle.
Bartolomeo:Bring me a suit of that preverted armor.
Ezio:You're not wearing one.
Bartolomeo:What?
Ezio:It is part of the plan,you surrender to us,we are bringing you to the baron.
Bartolomeo:Ahh yes...Then what?
Ezio:Your men attack on my signal.

FiskMunk
07-12-2011, 10:57 AM
Shaun: Bloody third world country!
Rebecca: You're talking about Italy?
Shaun: No, Europe in general.

Rebecca: I didn't know England is a third world country.
Shaun: England is not in Europe actually, Rebecca. We tolerate Europe... You know, like a person tolerates herpes.

Desmond: That disrupted memory seems to be getting clearer.
Rebecca: It's amazing. The sequence is repairing itself, as if we're helping you work through psychological trauma.
Desmond: So I'm going to be more balanced person by the end of this?
Rebecca: Oh, I have no clue. But the idea's cool.
Shaun: Are you saying that because you feel guilty about frying his brain?
Rebecca: Shaun's on latrine duty!
Lucy: Deal.
Shaun: Ah, of course, you side with her. Communists.

Rebecca: I'll drive.
Shaun: Ah, nice try. I've seen your car.

Shaun: Anybody up for some reconciliatory yoga? Anyone?

What can I say? They made an hilarious combindation of characters in Brotherhood :P I hope we'll see the gang together in some later installment, one way or another.

sidspyker24
07-12-2011, 12:21 PM
Any and everything said by Edigio Troche

SleezeRocker
07-12-2011, 01:06 PM
I odn't remember exact words but this always made me LOL:

Ezio- Goodbye, my old friend I shall be heading off now. Here *shows a box full of -Ding- Florins*, take this"

Leo "If this is Goodbye, then I do not want your $ *waves hand in disagreement*

Ezio "It's ok, Leo, im sure we will meet again very soon....besides; on your kind of salary...I suggest you just take it *leaves hideout*

Leo *watches as Ezio leaves then mutters* Well...Salai has been taking my money alot so...*walks to to $ chest*

Hahaha XD

Like I said I can't remember word for word but it was something like that, I believe it's when you finish ACB

sassinscreed
07-12-2011, 01:06 PM
Bartolomeo: (can't remember exact words, but he was calling his wife to meet ezio)
Ezio: did you look behind the table?

i guess he said that because in ac II Bartolomeo found bianca behind the table

Animuses
07-12-2011, 08:09 PM
"Vittoria agli Assassini!"
Oh my how this quote is hilarious... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

FiskMunk
07-13-2011, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by Animuses:
"Vittoria agli Assassini!"
Oh my how this quote is hilarious... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

I think it was beautiful. It really created a sense of unity amongst the Assassins, and felt extremely epic when... Pfft, no. Palm, meet face!