a fiction the borg human time travel war

[raaaid]

a time travel war has been going on for bein a war in time for ever

the destiny of humnaity is whats being contended

weather the future superman is a natural one achieved by natural evolution or a robotic ubermen of cyborgs

there are several ways to recognize the borgs:

they re too material so have the youth elixir so they lose beard in the chicks and use fashionable a shaved beard in that part

but the easiest way to tell a borg is their robotic eyes

no actor or actress who has sex appeal has robotic eyes

robotic eyes makes you see with peripheral view as with central so what betrays those eyes its their movements

you can tell somebody has cyborg eyes by his tptally unnatural movements

in the case a borg reads your mind and knows youre checking robotic movements in his eyes youll know it by his unnatural fixation of the eyes

so borgs can be easily recognized by either having unnatural eye movemets( those movements really freak out if you notice) or in the other posible case by their unnatuaral fixated staring which freaks out slightly less than the other case but keeps freaking out

you can see somebodys soul in a person eyes how crazy you would have to be to amputate the expression of your soul away just to see better

[M2morris]

Time travel doesn't work.
I know because one time they lost my luggage and my suitcases ended up being trampled by horses at the battle of Waterloo. Boy was I mad.

[WTE_Galway]

Originally posted by M2morris:
Time travel doesn't work.
I know because one time they lost my luggage and my suitcases ended up being trampled by horses at the battle of Waterloo. Boy was I mad.

yeah ...

and if people think US domestic airport security is annoying and intrusive ....

[Outlaw---]

If you only remember one thing when it comes to time travel it's the following...

22 Long Rifle

It's cheap, you can carry a thousand rounds in your pockets, and it's been in continuous production for something like 100 years.

Take it from me, a 7mm Win Mag is useless when your pack with the ammo is stolen by a pack of Hitler Youth.

--Outlaw.

[WTE_Galway]

take a watch like this with you ...


http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u45/time_travel.jpg

[Toten_Waffe]

Originally posted by raaaid:

so they lose beard in the chicks




This is the best line I have ever read on any forum anywhere.

[stalkervision]

Time is a subjective experience to each individual viewing it's passing.

and that's all I am saying. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

[x6BL_Brando]

Originally posted by Toten_Waffe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by raaaid:

so they lose beard in the chicks




This is the best line I have ever read on any forum anywhere. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Deefinitely worth growing a beard for! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[Messaschnitzel]

Originally posted by M2morris:
Time travel doesn't work.
I know because one time they lost my luggage and my suitcases ended up being trampled by horses at the battle of Waterloo. Boy was I mad.

I'm not sure if it was time travel related, but I think my luggage passed through this inspection area before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=749iU2Zv1kw

At least it didn't come back smashed up with a dinosaur footprint indented into it and a squashed butterfly smeared across the side of it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

[Messaschnitzel]

Originally posted by Outlaw---:
If you only remember one thing when it comes to time travel it's the following...

22 Long Rifle

It's cheap, you can carry a thousand rounds in your pockets, and it's been in continuous production for something like 100 years.

Take it from me, a 7mm Win Mag is useless when your pack with the ammo is stolen by a pack of Hitler Youth.

--Outlaw.

Good choice, but when time traveling, always make sure you set the dial to go back in time and not into the future. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

http://www.toplessrobot.com/terminator%20generic.jpg

[bun-bun195333]

I am Bun of Borg. Resistance is encouraged.

[WTE_Galway]

Originally posted by bun-bun195333:
I am Bun of Borg. Resistance is encouraged.

From the Startrek thread ....

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/clannagh/refudiated.jpg

[bun-bun195333]

Originally posted by WTE_Galway:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bun-bun195333:
I am Bun of Borg. Resistance is encouraged.

From the Startrek thread ....
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks, saved for work desktop background...

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[GoToAway]

Raaaid, if House could go back in time, would he save his leg?

[Messaschnitzel]

Originally posted by GoToAway:
Raaaid, if House could go back in time, would he save his leg?

If he could go back in time, he'd probably buy an insurance policy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif