The War of The Seven Pineaples

[Madman_V3N0M]

The War of The Seven Pineaples has begun! To arms!

[Justice]

Ehm... Who is with whom and who why what?

[Madman_V3N0M]

Only the blooodyest war since the War of The Monkey Trumpets to have ever taken place! Do you not know anything?

[Justice]

*wonders what Someone did to Madman inside the Red culthouse*

Ehm.. I seem to vaguely remember, I've lived so long and been in so many wars... Could you perhaps refresh my memorie?

[Dergos]

to arms, today we shal destroy these infidels and all who oppose us muhahahahaha http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

[Madman_V3N0M]

By the bearded moon of Julia! It was th Monkey Trumpets that stole te Rainbow troll from Google and then defeated the the army of glass golems!
Now the prophecy has come true, the pink poney was captured and the War of The Seven Pineaples has begun!

[someone-else90]

I like pineapples. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif


But somehow I get the feeling I'm not going to get to eat any.

[tadaeusas]

i'm not an infidel http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

[Madman_V3N0M]

The fuzzy lizzards are here, we're in luck!

[tadaeusas]

Who is that, what u call fuzzy lizzards? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

[Madman_V3N0M]

Shut up and protect our holy artefact or they'll eat you.

[tadaeusas]

who is that artefact? Justice? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

anyway.. i gonna kick their asse..
*houch..don't bite you..ahhhgr..no..damnit..*

[BTOG46]

You`ll be sorry, hehe,......muhaha...hmf..err..yes...what? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

[GrimReaper84_AU]

Damn... and I was the one drinking last night. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

[BTOG46]

Run Grim, run......it`s that damned cult of Red`s, everyones gone crazy.......Madman`s gone unsane......run away, run away...
*Does his best Brave Sir Robin Impersionation*
Run awaaaaay http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Madman_V3N0M]

What do you mean what artefact? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif The golden banana of course!

[GrimReaper84_AU]

OK ummmm... Mr. Madman? no more drugs for you.

[Bobaholic]

Thats his problem he has been taken off his drugs... Give them back to him quickly before the end comes...

Before he finds out the golden bannana he has is a fake and the real one was stolen by.... uuuuh... Someone else.. thats it.. Pin the blame on someone else..

[Red_orbiT_]

Looks like someone has to clean up this mess.
*paints war mask on his face*
Right! First cataphract infantry division to the left flank! Throw bananas at 200paces distance and then charge! Take those lizards out!
Second, third and fifth divisions, defend the pineapples at all costs!
Fourth division with me! We shall retake the pink pony! Forward!
*runs around all on his own, trying to get to the enemy without knowing wich way the enemy is*

[Madman_V3N0M]

At last someone that know what's going on! Fill the cannon with gummy bears!

[Dergos]

we must gain controle over the golden pine aplle men follow me (sorry all you ladies but it just doesn't sound when you say come on men and women

[Madman_V3N0M]

Yes! Captain Dergos and General Red call your armies and atack the flavour catapults!

[Dergos]

dwarves(the ones who will be in the expansion of h5) attack!!!!!!

[tadaeusas]

damnn,.. too much of them, captain, do we need to fall back to the keep?

[Dergos]

never *resseructs all the fallen keep fighting

[tadaeusas]

your word, our weird, sir!

to arms, dudes, move your stuffes, shave their heads..c'mon.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

[someone-else90]

To arms! To arms! To -

What? Oh. Well that's disappointing. Just fighting over a stupid golden pineapple? Bah. Who needs one of those.


I on the other hand, I am on a quest to find the diamond pineapple! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[tadaeusas]

yes.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
who cares golden pineapple.. we need diamond one diamond one...
Madman made fool of us.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
diamond one diamond one..

[Dergos]

we need the golden one to get the diamond one boys, it's the key to the safe of the diamond pineapple

[someone-else90]

Skip the freakin' golden pineapple! I know how to pick locks! Now come on! We must find the diamond pineapple! It is worth tons and tons and tons and tons....

I just don't happen to know where it is... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

[Dergos]

well the map to diamond pineaplle is in the golden one besides , the golden one would make a nice stand in the cult temple no ?

[tadaeusas]

ah.. hell... i won't be soldier anymore; captains always makes us behave like....

i know where it is..
in the hell, dudes, believe me. i guess we'll have to fight against imps demons and temptresses succubi... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

[Madman_V3N0M]

Follow me to hell! Everyone comit suicide it's a sure way to hell even if you deserve to go to heavan!

[tadaeusas]

lead us!

[Madman_V3N0M]

Ok Amelia do it! *the azure dragon hits him over the head with a pillow* Now I'm dead! What? No I don't need to commit suicide kuz I eat jelly worms and I'll surely go to hell.
Now grab your pillows and to hell! Starts marching towards Burger King.

[tadaeusas]

i'm too scared to kill myself http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[someone-else90]

I have some new information. Considering this is the war of the SEVEN pineapples, I thought it wise to look other pineapples up and see if there were any other ones worth fighting for. I came up with these seven:

The Golden Pineapple
The Diamond Pineapple
The Plain Pineapple
The Bomb Pineapple
The Cursed Pineapple
The Chocolate Pineapple
and The Already Digested Pineapple

I say they're all worth fighting to the death over. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif I have confirmed that the golden pineapple (which has the map to the diamond one) is indeed in the possession of devils, but the whereabouts of the other five...I have no idea. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

[Red_orbiT_]

*pushing forward slowly through a deep jungle in a dense formation of soldiers(safely in the middle of the formation of course)*
Fourth division forward!
When we get to the point I wan't to see some fruitelizing discipline! Orderly ranks! Use advance protocol 53 and and faint-throw the first banana launch! Hut! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
*enters a small clearing*
Hey! Look! It's a GOLDEN PINAPPLE! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
I'm sure dergos wants this one for his tortures. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
What's that soldier? It's hot? Well we're in a jungle what did you expect! You're degraded to corporal!

Soldier: But sir! I'm a priva-
Be quiet corporal!
Soldier: Yes sir! It's smells like sulfur here sir!
Sulfur? Who cares? Not orbiT, oh no! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Get the pineapple and let's get out of here!
*suddently a dozen devils become visible in the clearing*
AAAAAAIIIIHH! DEVILS! Run! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif
We're all gonna die! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif
Flee! Advance backwards!
GAAAAAAH!!!
*runs away*

[Justice]

*Flies down to save Red, grabs him just as he falls unconscious, and the discovers he has a nice looking golden pineapple http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif*

Tha one looks tasty http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

*Eats the pineapple, finds some paper inside it and desides to save it for the recycle bins*

Ah, a shame that there is nothing the good Alderbranchic army can do http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[someone-else90]

*snatches paper from Justice angrily*

Give that to me... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif This is the key to the next step of the War of the Seven Pineapples - oh, sorry, make that SIX PINEAPPLES! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif You will have one heck of a stomach ache on later and you deserve it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

*tramps off, muttering to himself*

He ate the pineapple... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif Of all things, he ATE the golden pineapple! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

[BTOG46]

You`ll have to be content with the diamond one, its got to be worth a lot more anyway http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

[someone-else90]

I'm a perfectionist though...sort of like things to be symmetric, complete and whole...I wanted to come out of this war with all seven pineapples but that can't happen now thanks to Justice. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

[BTOG46]

But gold should be impervious to stomach acids, maybe you should let nature take it`s course http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[someone-else90]

Ewww!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif


There's already an Already Digested Pineapple...but I suppose this is our last option so we'll have to try it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

[Madman_V3N0M]

*marches into Burger King alone* Lucifer! Come out you coward!
Guy: Would you like fries with that?
I shall impale you with my holy spear for spiting on the monkey!
Guy: That's a pretzel sir.
*throws spear* There! Feel my wrath!
Guy: And we have a special on strawbery milkshake today.
Ooooooooo...Strawberry...

[Bobaholic]

I used to work at the Australian equivalent to burger king (Hungry Jacks)...

It was ****...

[Justice]

Why did you take my sisters drawing Someone?

I think i actually found a treasure map in that delicious golden pineapple... it says it leads to a diamond one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Just immagine how delicious that one will be http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I hereby take the army of the Holy Alderbranch under my high command, ofcourse I'm under Alder, sorry Secret, you can train them for the wedding later, right now I got to get me another pineapple http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

*Justice leaves and the next hours an army like none ever seen before follows his path, only reasi it just take hours is because most of the machines and men are riding on dragons and the rest carried by Titans or angels*

[Bobaholic]

Pity that the obese people of Australia and America unite to stop the army so that they can have their fastfood back..

You have been warned, do not get in this armys way... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

[Justice]

Our armie is faaaaaaaaaaar better than the american and the mages can destroy their weapons like nothing and protect us from the nuclear stuff http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

And we haven't touched their fastfood yet... I think http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Oh well, almost there. Looking forward to taste it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Bobaholic]

They don't need weapons they can just stampede...
And madman is trying to kill off the burger king employees..

[Justice]

Then they have nothing to do with me... and althou they may be fat then i believe that our titans, dragons and angels who are carrying all out troop will have no problems http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Bobaholic]

Yes but they can join togethor and grooow and grooow... To massive proportions... Scary http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Justice]

Right. Just to be sure I threw a lot of food right behind them, so now they are fighting about that food whil the army now almost has pssed them http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Madman_V3N0M]

*Walks out of Burger King with a large strawberry milkshake*
Hell isn't so bad. Now where is that golden bannana?
Oh wait! Can someone revive me please?

[Bobaholic]

You do know what the milkshake is made out of right?

[Madman_V3N0M]

Sure, it's made out of the milk of the mutant strawberry squirels raised by the fondue people.

[Red_orbiT_]

*slowly wakes up*
Ow! Head hurts!
Well that was some battle! And the golden pineapple is ours!
What? Justice ate it?
*sigh*
Looks like I have to do anything.
*surveys the remnant of the fourth division*
...

You're all that's left?
Soldier: Yes sir! The devils killed all the others! But I watched your behaviour and acted likewise and survived sir!
Hey! orbiT remembers this soldier! You're the sergeant!
Soldier: Serg http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif - ehm, yes sir! Of course sir! Your memory is perfect sir!
Well I know! What happened to the other divisions?
Soldier: We've heard nothing of them sir, I think they're all dead sir!
Well you're not here to think soldier! You're degraded to Lieutenant!
Soldier: To lieut- ehm... erhm... yessir!
Now lets go get the other pineapples captain!
Soldier:Yessir!
*walks off into the jungle with his single remaining soldier*

[Madman_V3N0M]

Long live the queen of cheese!*kills the queen of cheese*

[Bobaholic]

Nooooooooooooooooo... Not the queen *sob*
I *sniff* remember how she *sniff* used to yell "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!"...
*sob* Noone can ever replace her *sob*


*stands up* Well Im hungry, whose for pizza?

[Madman_V3N0M]

Long live the king!*kills the king of cheese*...erm... Long live the prince!*prince runs away* At least he got the drift.

[someone-else90]

Originally posted by Justice:
Our armie is faaaaaaaaaaar better than the american and the mages can destroy their weapons like nothing and protect us from the nuclear stuff http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

And we haven't touched their fastfood yet... I think http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Oh well, almost there. Looking forward to taste it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Nobody has a better army than us. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif Nobody.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

And staaay awaay from our fast food....faaaar away....

[someone-else90]

Meanwhile I have recovered the golden pineapple (thanks BTOG for that idea http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif). So I have 1/7 of the great pineapples in my possession. Now I just need to get that stupid map from Justice. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

[Madman_V3N0M]

Does no one care that I am dead? Won't anyone bring me out of this hell? Another order of fries!

[BTOG46]

I know it might seem like hell, Madman, but it`s Burger King, not hell. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
And stop eating all that junk food it`s bad for you, try golden fruit instead http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

[Dergos]

welcome madman, in hel, i will be your guide, lucifer today. to the left you can see people get tortured, and on your right the same, and there too and well there too, eeeeehm well this is your cell, i'll send a torturer, let's a guy come who forces madman to eat junkgfood

[BTOG46]

Aww, stop teasing poor Madman Dergos, can`t you see he`s more confused than Red these days. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
But the amazing thing is, he seems to be sober http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Perhaps Someone_Else`s experiment cured his drinking habit http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[someone-else90]

Perhaps Someone_Else`s experiment cured his drinking habit http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
It's a leeeeeeetle more complicated than that. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

You see, when I started experimenting on Madman, he was mad, but was sober at that point due to the exposure he had already endured to the Red cult thread. My experiment kept him in that thread for a long time, and as we have seen that messes with one's brains. So thus at that point I had deduced that the time elapsed between madman's first entry into the Red thread and the time I began gathering data was sufficient to turn him sober, and yet not enough to turn him un-Mad--yet. I kept him in there long enough to do this. By the time experiments had ceased he was definitively un-Mad, or sane as some people like to call it, I just call it un-Mad because Madness is the natural state of Madman's brain, and to call him sane doesn't really infer that he's not in his natural state, but I think the term un-Mad does in a way. Anyway, after my experiments he was un-Mad. He was also sober. I initially thought that these were both seperate events - him turning un-Mad and him turning sober - but after a few tests I realize that they are actually more intertwined than I first thought. As I said before, Madman was sober from exposure to the Red thread when I began experiments. I thought that that was the only change that ever took place in his drinking habits, but it turns out he did sort of a double switch. During experiments, he turned un-sober again! How, then, is he sober now? Well, the answer is in his transformation from Madness to un-Madness. You see, apparently these traits are intertwined with his drinking habits, and when he turned un-Mad, his current status on the drinking front was also reversed as well. Thus we come to the conclusion that he is un-Mad and sober. Now this brings up another very interesting aspect of the experiments......

[BTOG46]

Bur how does un madness and sobriety affect his Prophecying abilities, we might have to experiment on that as well http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Madman_V3N0M]

Are you sugesting coconuts migtate? Let's settle this like men!http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif
You, me, a tomato and 2 buckets!

[BTOG46]

Oops, he`s gone loopy again

[Madman_V3N0M]

Or we could try the easy way with 2 toamtoes and a barrel.

[BTOG46]

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gifsounds painfull, if you`ll just excuse me Madman, I think I`m needed elswhere http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif
*runs swiftly away from Madman*

[Red_orbiT_]

Forward march! Loose square formation!
Soldier: Ehm...sir... there's just the two of us...
So what? Stupid soldiers... orbiT begins to wonders why he use them at all...
Soldier:Well how do we form a square formation with only two people?
Put them up squarely http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
Step away a bit anyway, I did say loose formation. You don't want to be degraded to Field Marshal do you?
No sir! I mean what sir?
Oh... it's so difficult to keep my mood up when it's like this... stupid stupid soldiers...
And I'm hungry too http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif
Right you are sir! Did you bring field rations?
Of course http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
*eats soldier*

Mmmm.... orbiT feels so much better now, and it's all so nice and quiet. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Guess he she was good for something that soldier http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Now I got to find the pineapples... work work work http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

[Justice]

Hey, Someone, why did you put your arm into the wc I was on some hours ago? And why did you take the special yellow soap that was in the wc?

Oh well, anyways... Now to the speach.

Speaks to the roughly one billion soldiers, we are gattered here today to find the diamond pineapple. If anyone sees it then allert me and I'll... uhm... Take care of it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif we will enter something far worse than hell now, but most of us will survive this perilious trip... Yes, soldiers of the Holy Alderbranch. entering this dance room! It may look like an ordinar dancing room, but the map warns of a horrible madame Rostrika who tries to learn all to dance that enter, and feeds those eho are stupid enough to accept her food untill they explode! Don't dance! Don't eat! And.. Yes soldier? What http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif right now? Well, then of you lot go. I must eneter myself the. *The amry leaves and a lone Justie enters the dancing school of madame Rostika*

[Bobaholic]

but what if she has golden food, wouldn't that tempt you too much justice...

[BTOG46]

Our High priest is immune to temptation, he is above such earthly things http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

[Bobaholic]

Then why did he eat the Golden pineapple, and also my two pet rocks? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

[someone-else90]

I will not, I cannot allow Justice to find and eat the diamond pineapple! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif He's already devoured one of the seven and I simply am not going to let him ruin this any further. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Therefore I am forced to take drastic measures...

I must take dancing lessons! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[tadaeusas]

one of these are in the hell, another in heaven...deep in sea..in cosmos..Mars..Sun..another galaxy...in the past (how the hell we will go there wihout Time Machine http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif ) ... so don't worry Someone; Justice won't reach them all by himself, thus you will able to protect golden fruits http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[Justice]

*A few moments later Justice emerges from the dancing school again. You guys won't believe it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gifRostika wasn't the one guarding the pineapple, she just gave me directions to a time machine, I do think you lot would like to come with me to the old times in the Rxgynknick galaxy, just at the time we are going to be there there is a great war raging, we might even be lucky enough to see me leading the forces who emerged victoriously http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif althoug I doubt it, since I never have seen any of you guys before, and there will come some events who will make sure, at least, the old me won't see us... THese wars were exactly 1026 years ago http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif one of mine tests was to make sure there came peace to this region...

Wel, who wants to go with me? And... hey, where is Someone?

[tadaeusas]

yep, i can confirm, i even know how then Justice's forces fought against mine's. Justice had about half a million warriors and i had only my ~1000 servants. but his forces still, but very hardly (although i have ~5000 times less warriors) defeated us http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif , but i escaped http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
i don't know why he attacked us.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

[Justice]

Hrm hrm... that was 13 years ago when we where marching and you suddenly showed up shouting about all power to Anju and something like that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

[tadaeusas]

13 years ago Anju wasn't even born yet http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[Justice]

Would you prefeer if I said Tad then?

[tadaeusas]

i was, but not Anju. anyway; you shouldn't say anything because even i 13 years ago was <just learnt to walk on two legs> kid.

[Red_orbiT_]

Originally posted by Justice:
*A few moments later Justice emerges from the dancing school again. You guys won't believe it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gifRostika wasn't the one guarding the pineapple, she just gave me directions to a time machine, I do think you lot would like to come with me to the old times in the Rxgynknick galaxy, just at the time we are going to be there there is a great war raging, we might even be lucky enough to see me leading the forces who emerged victoriously http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif althoug I doubt it, since I never have seen any of you guys before, and there will come some events who will make sure, at least, the old me won't see us... THese wars were exactly 1026 years ago http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif one of mine tests was to make sure there came peace to this region...

Wel, who wants to go with me? And... hey, where is Someone?

Will there be free food? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

[Justice]

lots of people for you to eat, but only eat those in dark clothes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[tadaeusas]

u know Red i think it will be a bit hard to eat those people under Justice's control.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

[someone-else90]

I shall come Justice! *huff* But first I need to...*cough*...*pant*...finish these....lessons...

*as Someone spirals up into an Arabesque, madama Rostika throws a plant pot at him for no particular reason and he collapses*

Justice...I must go with you...but...I -

*falls unconscious*

[Madman_V3N0M]

What a time machine? I'm in! i wonder what would happen if I kill past Justice, but wait then he wouldn't be alive now to guide us to the time machine, but then how could I have killed him... ah! temporal paradoxes always give me a headache...

[Justice]

*Teleports Someone back to the headquarter of the pineapples, just as madame Rostika is about to fill his mouth with the remains of the plant*

[someone-else90]

*wakes up in total darkness*

*gasp* Huh? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif What? Where am I? Who brought me here? Where is Madame Rostika? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Why is everything so dark? Am I dead? Did someone kill me? If so, is it possible to get vengeance once one is already dead? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Why can't I see anything?! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif You'd think that after I died I'd at least be able to see something. Is this purgatory? I am, after all, the most purgatoric on the forum! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

But still. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif If this was purgatory you'd think I'd be able to see. If not, I'll be really disappointed because I always wanted to know what purgatory looked like -

*opens eyes*

Oh...I'm not dead....this isn't purgatory... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif This is just the headquarters storage closet - hey, who brought me here? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif You'd think they'd at least have the decency to put me on a bed or something -

*the power fails at headquarters and the closet is plunged into bitter darkness*

Oh for goodness' sake... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

[BTOG46]

*The storage closet door opens to reveal BTOG46 holding a candle*
Really, you`re the treasurer, and you can`t even pay the electricity bill on time, no wonder we keep getting power cuts http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif
Now get back to your desk and write a cheque for the bill

[Madman_V3N0M]

*comes in with a bunch of wires in his hand* Look, I found some free rope hanged on tha funny trees outside. Hey, why is it so dark in here?

[tadaeusas]

how can we reach time machine that we need to travel to the past with, if it's found in the past as well http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

[Justice]

It isn't. I've had the counterpart to it inside my office all the time http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

*Sets up the time machine and enters it*

[BTOG46]

Say hello to Dr. Who for me Justice http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[someone-else90]

I'm coming with you to whenever you're going. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

[Justice]

I've just left http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Come now, I think it's now we had the truce of 30 minutes... oh *shiiwsch, bang, booom, crash...* it's just over*

[someone-else90]

having all the fun without me... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

I'll just go...plot...and plan...things...that I'll never do...but are kind of fun to imagine doing...like depos - ehm, never mind. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

[Bommer1]

Hey! i just found this Golden Banana thingy.

[BTOG46]

Don`t eat it whatever you do, just don`t eat it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[someone-else90]

No, eat it! Eat it! Don't listen to BTOG here, remember he's a mod from another forum, must be careful around those, yes, they are suspicious. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif So listen to me and EAT IT!

[Red_orbiT_]

Originally posted by someone-else90:
No, eat it! Eat it! Don't listen to BTOG here, remember he's a mod from another forum, must be careful around those, yes, they are suspicious. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif So listen to me and EAT IT!

If you insist.
*starts chewing on someone else*

[BTOG46]

Stop that at once Red! Americans are bad for your health, full of chlorestol and clogged arteries through all that junk food.
Find a nice healthy vegitarian instead http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Much healthier eating http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[someone-else90]

Yes! Red!

*tries to brush Red off his leg but fails miserably*

Listen to BTOG! Stop eating me! Listen to BTOG! Yes! Remember? He's a mod from another forum! That means he has authority and he's trustworthy and all sorts of good things like that. Ehm...yes. You should certainly listen to him and STOP EATING ME!!!

[Justice]

*Accidentally paralyzes Someone so Red can eat him in peace...*

[BTOG46]

ooh sneaky, Justice, but nice trick.
oh, Someone, what makes you think I`m trustworthy, I`m off duty when I come here, and I come to relax http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif
I don`t allways have to be mr. Nice guy here like I do back home http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

[someone-else90]

I'm paralyzed. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif And I'm being eaten. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif And it's Justice's fault. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

[BTOG46]

Oh alright then http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
*casts freedom fom paralysis and healing on Someone*
There, but you`ll have to control Red yourself, I don`t want to get too close in case I go mad http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Justice]

My fault http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif how could it be http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

I'm still waiting for some comany, but it seems like the folkes here aren't able to see us... But there are a lot of shots that might hit those eho are unlucky...

[tadaeusas]

so, dudes, are we going to meet Past?

.. dudes? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
are you already there?

*Tavern is empty*
damn sign.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

[someone-else90]

*red has moved on to eating Anju so Someone is safe for the time being*

Then again, is anyone ever really safe when Red_orbiT is around? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[tadaeusas]

Red eating me? jokin.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

...
how would you feel, and what would YOU do, if you would be very hungry, a? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Madman_V3N0M]

Of course we are safe. Red isn't even real, he's all in our imagination! Yes, that's it! Maybe you're not real either... you're all in my head! You're not real! None of you are! *runs of screaming even Amelia is starting to get woried for him*

[tadaeusas]

thus maybe we're living in Martix? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[Red_orbiT_]

Or maybe we're all actually in a forum, and all of us has real bodies somewhere in front of computers http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
Agh! The horror! orbiT must flee those thoughts or he will cease to function alltogether! He might even die!
*runs away(mentally)*

PS: Has anybody noticed that orbiT hasn't died a single time since the war started? And then people go on about people dying in war... sheesh... such nonsense http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[tadaeusas]

look! Red's mind is trying to escape from his body http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

it would be really nonsense if Red would die even not fighting at all...

[Red_orbiT_]

Originally posted by tadaeusas:
look! Red's mind is trying to escape from his body http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

it would be really nonsense if Red would die even not fighting at all...

Been there. Done that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[tadaeusas]

Done what? did you die? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[someone-else90]

So Red how did I taste?

Wait...deja vu....I've asked you this before. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[Justice]

Indeed http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[tadaeusas]

i guess Someone read Da Vinci Code, because of <déjà vu> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[someone-else90]

Actually, I haven't read it or seen the movie.

[tadaeusas]

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif
but it's usual phrase in that book...in movie not.
i knew it that you still didn't read because that book is "antichristian" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[someone-else90]

I liked that phrase long before Dan Brown used it in some dumb book! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Actually I just always thought it sounded kind of boring. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

[tadaeusas]

i knew it since i had read that book..

boring? because it's provided by Dan? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[someone-else90]

Oh, I don't know. Just never seemed to interesting to me. I prefer sci-fi, fantasy and history myself.

[Justice]

That book is boring... You can read it once and that is it, the plotline and storyilin in Angels and Demons is just the same, and the "truths" in the books are so easy to find, and in the Da Vinci case proove wronge except that he had some female followers of the position of Peter and Co which he ofcourse had, that it is lightyears behind real authors who are what Dan gets people to beleive he is... it are mostly those who want to seem intelligent and wise who really like his books, and what he gives is mostly ****, easy knowledge or emphty... And he only knows to write in one way http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

If you want to read some good anti christian books then take those of Phillip Pullman. Those are good and original.- Not some copy and paste work of what some folkes did before and then set it into about the same story as angels and Demons...

[Red_orbiT_]

Ah... but Justice, you as most others, seem to misunderstand what sort of books Dan Brown actually writes.
He writes good adventure books for youths. Easily recognisable by explanations of obvious things, lowly developed characers(often one-dimensional or stereotype), and fast paced action non-stop without any reflection throughout the book.
But he is good at it, and he's managed to make the books look intelligent, wich has caused many people to misunderstand what sort of book it is and combined with the "controversiality" of the da vinci code(But seriously, it's fiction. How can that be controversial?) somehow made them very popular. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

[tadaeusas]

author wanted to creat a novel, which would be believable. what i can say; he did that - because most of people rate this one seriously. that's it.

[Madman_V3N0M]

What's this? Serious talk in MY thread? And what do we have here? The pineaple eater!
Oh and as fot the DVC this (http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/strip.aspx?id=5eba3b73-816d-4a80-8142-1b9299e4a238) explains exactly what I think about it.

[tadaeusas]

serious talk? where? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

ahh, you posted as well there?

[Madman_V3N0M]

Yes I did.

[tadaeusas]

but that pic/comic was indeed good http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Justice]

That is about mine opinion too... And Red said about the same as me except that all his books are the same...

*Eats anothe pineapple*

Come oe nnow, we got tot find the diamond one... I'll ahve to go all alone and do just what i want with it myself now soon http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[someone-else90]

*switches into stealth mode and trails Justice as he starts off to find the diamond pineapple, Justice has no idea that he's following because Someone's wearing the Amazing Ring of Stealth, and no one can see him even with magic*

[Justice]

*But when some person is the one controlling all light he notices the disturbance in its course behind him*

Hello http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif would be nicer if you revealed who you are so I had someone to talk to http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Dergos]

ok, dergos shows up, fully covored in blood and guts, *i found it mates, the diamond pineapple, it was a long and lonesome journey but i did it* looks at justice and the rest. * no its mine you all can't have it, it's mine i say* runs away with the diamond pineapple laughing like a mad maniac

[someone-else90]

*switches out of stealth mode*
Hi Justice...no, I wasn't trying to follow you without you knowing.. Nope. No, remember, I'm completely loyal and all that... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

It seems we are too late for the diamond pineapple though. That is, unless you also have a strong desire to run after Dergos, tackle him, tie him up and gag him, stick him on top of a tree and run off with the pineapple? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[Red_orbiT_]

I found the pineapples! All the pineapples! This whole market is full of them!
The people here speak strangely so I cannot understand them, and there are elephants everywhere, but I'm sure I can get hold of all the pineapples soon enough! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
orbiT will be the WAR HERO!
*runs around in the market in india trying to steal ordinary pineapples*

[tadaeusas]

so the war has ended? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
and i didn't shine in it ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

[someone-else90]

Hey! orbiT! Take a look at this!

*Someone is standing over ten ordinary pineapples that all look identical*

See these? Well one of them really is one of the seven pineapples we've been fighting for! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

*picks up one of them that looks exactly the same as the rest*

See? This is no ordinary pineapple! This is The Plain Pineapple! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif The one we've been looking for! It was right here with all these other, boring, ordinary pineapples and no one noticed! That's pretty weird actually. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Anyway I found it! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif It's a very special pineapple and it's all mine!

[Madman_V3N0M]

Incoming! The flying elephant dragon just spit on us!

[tadaeusas]

*gives a handkerchief to Madman to wipe* http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Dergos]

well 4 pineapples more to go. wich ones madman

[tadaeusas]

how the hell we'll get in another planets? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

ah yes.. one way monolith..hmm..some of us will have to dedicate http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif
but how we will bring that pineapple back.. ?

[Madman_V3N0M]

We will use the interdimentional blue space serpents.

[tadaeusas]

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

[Red_orbiT_]

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M:
We will use the interdimentional blue space serpents.

Where? Oh l-look! They're gone http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif How could this be!? This comes as a total surprise to orbiT! He is stunned! How could this have happened?
*burp*
We better not delve deeper into this matter http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Better to let the past rest http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
orbiT knows nothing of any serpents or where they went http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
*burp*
Eew... ooh..
*coughs violently and vomits up a small blue strip of meat*
Erhm... eherm... I feel much better now... erhm... anyways... wasn't me http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
*runs away*

[tadaeusas]

*enters Tavern*

eek.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
who could be such a savage person.. my appetite has gone http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

[someone-else90]

*returns bruised and bloody from a quest nobody even knows he went on*

Hey...psst...Justice isn't here, is he? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif Okay, well then...

I have found the Chocolate Pineapple! It is amazing, just look at it! With it's chocolateyness and its more chocolateyness...and the fact that it's chocolate... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/inlove.gif ....chocolate....chocolate....

Anyway, PLEASE do not tell Justice about this! Please please please he'll eat it and then we'll have lost two of the seven pineapples, leaving only five, one of which is a bomb and will surely blow up at some point, leaving us with only four, one of which Justice is madly pursuing at the moment, leaving only three, one of which is cursed and we'll surely not want to keep, leaving only the Already Digested Pineapple and the Plain Pineapple. Now the Already Digested Pineapple sounds plain disgusting, so we'll probably end up throwing that out, leaving only the Plain Pineapple.

Now while the Plain Pineapple may be worth trillions, it looks just like all the other pineapples so no one will believe us. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

So please don't tell Justice. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[tadaeusas]

*calls for Justice*

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

i didn't want.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[Red_orbiT_]

someone else really likes them pineapples he does...
*starts going through someone-else90s stuff*
Hmm hmmm... alderbrinches, more alderbrinches and more alderbrinches...
I'm HUNGRY! And I don't like eating Alderbrinches. Tastes bad http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif
And I wont eat the special pineapples either, someone else really cares for those, so I wont eat them.
*chews open a small portable safe hidden deep among piles of alderbranches*
Hmm? This looks like an ordinary pineapple! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif someone else surely wont get angry if I eat this one!
*starts eating the plain pineapple*

[someone-else90]

*comes back to find Plain Pineapple gone*

Oh ****...now who could have done this, I wonder? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif Surely Justice. Of course. It has to be him, he ate all the others, didn't he? He's a dirty rotten no-good smelly pineapple-eating buzzard head! And I shall have vengeance! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

*sees Red standing right there with a full mouth*

Oh hi orbiT, what are you eating? Oh, a plain pineapple? Oh that's very good, yes. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif As long as you aren't eating one of the Seven Pineapples that we're looking for I couldn't care less. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Justice, on the other hand, is a dirty rotten no-good smelly pineapple-eating buzzard head, he ate the Plain Pineapple! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

[tadaeusas]

*places poisoned pineapple on the silver plate on the table that could everyone see*

that will be as a bait.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

*goes away* http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Madman_V3N0M]

Pineaples! Where are the Pineaples? The coconuts are going to be shaved!

[tadaeusas]

so the war has ended? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[Justice]

*Sees the ultimate safe that Someone keeps all the most valuable cult things in, as well as his most valuable ones*

Ah, well.... he doesn't know I got myself a key for this one...

*opens the safe*

Uhm..... a big round piece of chocolat... he must surelyhave forgotten this one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

*Takes the Chocolate Pineapple and slowly eats it while walking of again*

[tadaeusas]

that's good; he putted that as a bait. i guess it's poisoned.

btw is the war finished?

[tadaeusas]

could you look at my question damn that all agrhh.. is it finished? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[tadaeusas]

fine! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif nobody knows how to answer.

[Justice]

Strange that nothing happens to me then http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Uh, I'm gona find that diamond now http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Dergos]

no it is mine no one shall take it from me muhahahahahahahahhahahahaha runs away

[someone-else90]

LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif I see you got into my dummy safe Just! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif I must congratulate you, although it was just a decoy it was made to be impossible to break into.

Enjoying that chocolate cantelope? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif



But as for the diamond one... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif ...well, can I come with you? If you...ehm...eat that one...you might be in a bit of trouble...I need to make sure you stay safe. *nods vigorously*

[tadaeusas]

fine then. it has ended. but nobody knows that diamond one is in my left upper pocket with aside porcelain one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

[Justice]

Uh, sorry Someoen, but I just got back from the hunt and... uhm... the diamond one mysteriously disapeared, but as a bndage on the wound I can tell you that there where some videos showing Anju running away with a diamond about half the size of hat the pineapple was... I mean... ehm... is suposed to be... no that I can know how big or tasty it was http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

[tadaeusas]

don't listen to him! maybe we should scan Justice's stomach, i bet it will be there.

[Dergos]

yes lets cut him open so we can stdy his guts it must be in his stomach

[someone-else90]

Great idea.

*approaches Justice with a large cleaver and bloodlust in his eyes* http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

[tadaeusas]

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
four pineapples so far..chocolate..natrium...soda...bloodstained axes..some kind of rusted metal stuffes..Red's left hand's middle finger http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif what a hell things Justice u're eating??

[Dergos]

the normal dieet it seems to me, oh and you forgot tp say also guina pig

[tadaeusas]

where is Justice when we're gutting him.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[Justice]

Ah, a cleaver. Thanks Someone http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

*takes the cleaver from Someone*

thanks http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif the first pieces ofthe pineapple were a bit hard... *enchants the cleaver, cuts the pineapple into pieces and quickly eats them infront of a sstunned Someone...*

[someone-else90]

You...you...you..just...ate a diamond pineapple!? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif How on earth could you have done that -

That's it! He couldn't have done it "on earth" so to speak! He must be - no, it can't be - yes, it's true, he is after all an alien!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Everybody! Justice is an alien! Run for your lives! Aeeehhhh!!!!

*runs around screaming of alien invasions and government conspiracies until his breath fails him and he collapses, unfortunately onto the "crumbs" of Justice's snack which happen to be diamond fragments*

Aaaaaoooh! Ouch! Yowlh!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

*the loss of blood is unimaginable and he falls unconscious*

[BTOG46]

You really should choose where to sleep more carefully, now look what you`ve done http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif
*Casts healing on Someone*
Now go find Somewhere else, Someone-else http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[someone-else90]

I already know where that is, that's where I am right now. (of course! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif)

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

But thanks for healing me, you've had to do that a lot, haven't you? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

[BTOG46]

I wouldn`t have to if you were more careful, it`s not as though you were Red, everyone isn`t trying to kill you. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[someone-else90]

YES THEY ARE!!! THEY ARE, THEY ARE I SAY -

Um, yes. I suppose I should be more careful. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[GrimReaper84_AU]

BTOG, No-one TRIES to kill Red. They just DO it.. not like it's hard or anything. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Justice]

Uhm... Now on to find the bomb pineapple http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[someone-else90]

All that's left now is the chocolate pineapple, which I have safely locked away, the bomb pineapple, the cursed pineapple, and the Already Digested Pineapple. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif This is no good. This is just rotten in fact. Almost as rotten as the Already Digested Pineapple will be. And now Justice is galloping off in pursuit of the Bomb Pineapple...so he'll eat that one as well. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Still I suppose I should at least try to get the rest.

*runs off after Justice* http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

[Justice]

Hellos Someone http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif do you know what I just found in my mouth? There was a piece of paper caliming to be the map to the bomb pineapple http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif come on, let us get it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[someone-else90]

You found it in your mouth? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif *sigh* Okay...whatever you say...

*continues to follow Justice*

[Justice]

Yeah, I guess it was inside the diam... ehm... a bird must have dropped it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

Oh look, there! *points toward a big UFO* I think that is one of my old school comrades http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif he could give us a lift http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

*goes towards the UFO, sending out strange signals with a strange thingy*

[someone-else90]

Erm...Justice...you are strange...very strange...



But that's okay I am too! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif *when UFO lands he hops right inside saying hi to all of Justice's alien friends*

[Justice]

Ah, Yacho, could you just tell Someone your new poems inside that sound safe room there while I tell your pilots where to go for the pineapple?

Oh, and someone.... Enjoy his poems http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif he always tells it them to new friends, so know i have been trough it too, like all his pilots *the pilots look at each other with horror in their eyes and mutter their thanks to Justice for sparing them this time*

but you will only be there for about 1 hour since we only need to travel 56 lightyears http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[someone-else90]

Erm...hello, Yacho...I suppose that you'll be -

*is forcefully grabbed and thrown into a dark room with a microphone and spotlights*

Okay...yeah...alright...this is okay...I guess -

*the poetry begins...*

[Justice]

Uh, could you put some music on captain? It is a bit annoying to hear the screams of Someone...

[tadaeusas]

i think Someone that you failed to reach your goal to stop Justice from eating those poisoned pineapples. see he can't even walk normally.
*sees Justice circling*
is it some kind of magic?

[someone-else90]

*five hours later Someone stumbles out of the reading room; he is bruised, battered and bloody, not simply physically but mentally as well; his talk is the ravings of man gone mad by poetry*

Where are the bananas and the suction cups? And why hasn't the souflet arrived by now? I will wanted the clock to be reset by yesterday at the latest. Oh and be sure to give the rushing stream my regards...do you think that Caesar knew about the French Revolution? And why didn't he try to stop it......is there any meaning to life? Unless it has to do with macaroni salad and beet juice I doubt it...but if the potato cannon fires on time perhaps things can be salvaged...

*continues to speak nonsense into the night as the spaceship approaches its destination*

[BTOG46]

Hey, Someone, that gives me an idea.
You could expand you research on Red and Madman by making them listen to that poetry and checking on their sanity before and after http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

[tadaeusas]

everyone gone mad http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif but not me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

[Skoposh]

Hey look what I found while looking through the spaceship's map files http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif .
Map (http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h196/skoposh/HOMMV/map.jpg)

[Justice]

Ah, Someone, are you comming? we got a bit delayed since we ran into a fleet of enemy warships, but we mannaged... hope you are feeling alright?

[someone-else90]

Am I what okay? Oh, ask the bird...they know the answer to the riddle of camel's humps and rhinos' horns. And while you're at it take a bite of the crocodile, it tastes better than conductive adhesives over charcoal salmon. The roast desk lamp is particularly good as well, I would suggest ordering a glass of fear to go with it, it completes the illusive experience of poached driftwood. And although the seven-and-a-half ducks may look scary, they will not harm anyone if they are fed three dollars each every nanosecond. This brings us to the tax returns, which will cook best at 360 degrees for about three eons minimum...

*continues to ramble*

[Justice]

Ehm... right http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Let us go get the pineapple.

[someone-else90]

The pineapple? Nay, I am off to find the golden scale of the silver trout, it is the most horrifying thing thou shalt ever not see, for of course you won't lay eyes upon it as it is hidden at the bottom of the deep deep ocean in waters infested with bamboo, panda bears and birdbaths. Things will only get better after the monkey digests, as the yam pudding will be served sometime soon, and weight lifting will save the world in some obscure way. A paper clip will one day be elected President, and he'll choose a button as his Chief of Staff. The world will be a better place once the highlighter destroys all the junk heaps and the chewing gum will keep the servers stable. Antidisestablishmentarianism and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (both really words mind you http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif) will ravage the land and no poor zebras will stand a chance. Nothing can stop the dominaton of the gentlemen salmon, nothing at all! Not to mention that the killer zucchini bread will have...

*what on earth has been done to Someone ???*

[Skoposh]

*what on earth has been done to Someone ???*
What hasn't? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

[Justice]

Ehm... right... Most others only had to stand two hours or so http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Anyway, someone, look, I found the bomb pineapple *shows Someone the pineapple* Look what I will do *slowly moves the pineapple towards his mouth*

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif that must cure him...

[tadaeusas]

i guess war now became between Someone and Justice. a little friendlish war.
i back that Justice will won only slightly, just because Someone has a headache http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
*looks at a market for a bet*
ah..16,5vs16,51 thausands.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

[someone-else90]

Bomb what? What's a pineaple? How can I get seven and a half of them? They sound interestingly horrid and deliciously gross...perhaps I should get one for my parakeet...yes I will get one for the parakeet...oh look, what's this? *sees the Bomb Pineapple being urged toward his mouth* Yes, this looks like a pinpaleple or whatever it was called. Yes, I will take this and give it to the parakeet. But wait, there isn't a parakeet, I don't have one. So what shall I do with this? I know! I'll have it start a blood feud between photo albums and chimpanzees. Oh and I'll throw in staplers as a third party. And it will take place in Antarctica. Yes it will be wonderful war with fighting and explosions, all over this little piernaplepine thingie. Yes, just wonderful! *snatches the pineapple and runs off to the North Pole*

[Justice]

*Paralyzes Someone and takes the pineapple*

Hrmf http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif how to heal him again http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

*eats the bomb pineapple while thinking about it*

[someone-else90]

Aww, come on, I needed that pinapfelpinepin to start the biggest war of all time! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif It was gonna be more amzing than peaches on sliced bread with live almonds and dead digital clocks! And you ruined the entire thing! The coal mine is going to have to hear about this...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif They won't be happy, especially about the cream sauce and the cassette tape -

*sees Justice with an odd expression on his face*

Hey! What's wrong with you? Swallow a jewelry box with worms inside that's going down the amazon river or something? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[Justice]

*Casts silence on Someone and full body lock, takes hime under the arm and caries him on to one of the most respected hospitals in the universes*

*explains what happened*

*Gets a message about returning in one hour when Someone should be allright again*

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

*strange muffled explosions are heard from Justice's stumach all the time*

[tadaeusas]

Justice; u really feel strong while fighting with ones wsho don't know magic and thus don't have an advantage like you have? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[Justice]

I haven't been fighting with anyone for some months now http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif last time I fougt was when Red killed me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

[tadaeusas]

u're scathing Someone. that means friendly war.

[Justice]

Nope. I'm helping him to regain his brain http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Justice]

Oh, and i'll better go back and get him...

*waots anxciously outside the hospital for Someone to come out*

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gifhow do I spell this: anxciously?

[tadaeusas]

ahh cheater.. only you could use brainwashmachine against Someone http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

anx<STRIKE>c</STRIKE>iously

[Skoposh]

how do I spell this: anxciously?

Use spell check on ms word.

*Anxiously awaits on how to spell anxiously.*

[Justice]

I got my new PC just as the exams started http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif haven't bothered to install word http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

[someone-else90]

*walks out of the hospital, stands there looking at everyone and says nothing*

[Justice]

So is everything ok now?

[BTOG46]

Are you ok now Someone? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

[someone-else90]

*continues to say nothing, just staring at Justice and BTOG*

[Justice]

Look Someone! 500 Alderbrinches *throws the Alderbrinches at Someone*

[someone-else90]

*eyes bug out and shouts excitedly*

Aeh it's raining Alderbrinches!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

*runs around grabbing coins like a happy little boy but then stops short*

Rotten bananas. I just ruined it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

[Justice]

grumble mumble http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Always must I do everything myself http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

*grabs Someone and takes him inside the high priests quarter* *soon horrifying screams are heard, sawing, enchantments, more screams and then... silence*

[someone-else90]

.................

[BTOG46]

Guess you`re ok then Someone http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[someone-else90]

..................................

[Skoposh]

Yup he is recovering fine

[tadaeusas]

speak speak speak speak speak
*Someone starts to talk*
ah shut u.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif j/k

[Justice]

*Justice comes out from the room*

Well, I think I cured him http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif it turned out that 98% of his brain had shut down to save him from the poems, the other 2% were a bit damaged, but I think I managed to repair them, and in 10 minutes or so the other areas should be functioning as good as always http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif he will be released from the chains then, right now he is a bit horrified from remembering the poems again and resists the wake up, but it will come in some minutes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[BTOG46]

That Alien wouldn`t be one of those, you know, begins with V? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Red_orbiT_]

Originally posted by BTOG46:
That Alien wouldn`t be one of those, you know, begins with V? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Valiums? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[Justice]

Forgott how they are called in the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif

[BTOG46]

Can`t remember if it`s Vargon or Vorgon http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[Justice]

Think it is Vorgon...

[tadaeusas]

how did you manage to cure him. he went to eat. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[someone-else90]

It's "vogon" for goodness sake -

I mean:


......................................

[Red_orbiT_]

Originally posted by someone-else90:
It's "vogon" for goodness sake -

I mean:


......................................

Correct! 1 fan point to Someone else!
*pats someone else on his head and gives him a banana*

[Justice]

Just checked http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif 72% up and running again http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif it must really have been bad... Perhaps I should cast some kinf of forgetting spell on him so he does't remember the poetry...

[someone-else90]

...........................

[tadaeusas]

Red u're almost equal with Alder when talking about bounty http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[someone-else90]

...........................*spontaneously sticks his arms out and yells "blah"*................................................. ....

[Elender2006]

Them (DA DA DAM!) Elender comes in! And he casts armageddon. But it fails! and he... Laughs! HA!

[tadaeusas]

come come, dude. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif don't be so shy, i'll show you interesting stuff!
*shows interesting stuff*
isn't that fun? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[BTOG46]

I think you scared him off Anju http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Skoposh]

Originally posted by tadaeusas:
come come, dude. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif don't be so shy, i'll show you interesting stuff!
*shows interesting stuff*
isn't that fun? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Ahhhhh the "interesting stuff"!!!
I'm blind!

*Runs into a wall, falls over, rolls off a cliff, gets hit by a car, falls into the river, gets trapped under a rock, runs out of air*
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif


Well that was fun.
*Throws rock at the car, vaporizes the river, flattens the cliff, destroys the wall, shoots the "interesting stuff"*
Well I hope noone else will become blind from that stuff again.

[tadaeusas]

Originally posted by BTOG46:
I think you scared him off Anju http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

no way. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[tadaeusas]

Originally posted by Skoposh:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tadaeusas:
come come, dude. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif don't be so shy, i'll show you interesting stuff!
*shows interesting stuff*
isn't that fun? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Ahhhhh the "interesting stuff"!!!
I'm blind!

*Runs into a wall, falls over, rolls off a cliff, gets hit by a car, falls into the river, gets trapped under a rock, runs out of air*
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif


Well that was fun.
*Throws rock at the car, vaporizes the river, flattens the cliff, destroys the wall, shoots the "interesting stuff"*
Well I hope noone else will become blind from that stuff again. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
so that happens, when another person touches not-to-him dependent on stuffs.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

[Skoposh]

lol
*trips over blue pineaple shaped thing*
ohhh wonder what this thing is?

[someone-else90]

Gaah! Hey! Skop! Over here! Yes, me, what'd you think I meant, the curtain? Yeah, now toss me that pineapple quick before the Pineapple Pilferer *cough*Justice*cough* gets here!

[Justice]

You look healthy again Someone http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Ah... a new pineapple http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif here Skoposh, take these 100.000 Alderbrinches http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

*Eats the pineapple*

[someone-else90]

..................................

[Justice]

Uh, I beleive that was the cursed pineapple http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif didn't taste to good http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

So now i only need these two http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

The Chocolate Pineapple
and The Already Digested Pineapple

[tadaeusas]

i'm afraid Red was too Hungry to not to eat those pineapples..

Someone? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif