The most embarassing day of my life. [Archive]

teebus

03-18-2005, 08:04 AM

Today, I learnt that Chris- who is a fellow BGS sharpshooter, is homosexual and has a crush on me... It is embarassing even telling you lot, but I need to get it out of my system. It is a very difficult thing to handle- especially since he is my spotter sometimes. How can he concentrate on the job if that is true anyway? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

His breath didn't smell of whisky! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

teebus

03-18-2005, 08:04 AM

mag_glo_be

03-18-2005, 11:55 AM

Me and my x wore arrested at a cemetery with few other people (her friends actually) by the end of the spring semester. We went to her home town can't remember exactly why. After drinking most of the night and wearing diapers on my head while pretending to smoke Maxi pads, we ended up at a cemetery. The objective as I recall was to perform an extensive research on the active spirits (or what ever haunted that cemetery) that and breaking in to the cemetery and getting laid. Successfully we managed to get our selfââ‚¬™s arrested in the first 15 min after the trespass. Eventually I broke up with her after a short period of time (getting arrested wasnââ‚¬™t the reason why it was more to it, any way) I had a court date summons dating 5 weeks after the committed offence in that town. Not seeing and talking to my x for about that time (JUST KEEP READING PLZ ILL GET TO MY POINT EVETUALLY) funny how she approached me and asked me if she can kidnap me back home for some time (I took a week off work) I agreed (technically my hormones agreed) not really expecting to see her on the same court day (or being a willful subject of a kidnapping) as me I did not bring any extra change of gourmets. All I had was my DKNY suit and my Coach shoes. Well after 3 days of wearing it (this was during summer with a black suit and s shirt) I decided to drop it of at the cleaners. Considering that I have nothing to wear my x volunteered to get me some something in meantime. Well she went to the Salvation Army and picked out the most retroactive clothing they had the list follows 1. White pants with blue stripes denim quality 2inc smaller at waste 13 inc shorter then my length 2. a tank top that would fit a 11 year old solid with combinations of white red and yellow colors (not vivid) with a logo of and eagle grasping in its claws a naked person, below it a comment ââ‚¬Å“natural highââ‚¬Â 3. tennis length green sox. I looked like something out of the Sex pistols video. I think what really bothered me was the green sox and the black suit shoes that I had to wear and maybe the fact I had to walk around the town wearing that; plus the fact that only people I know who would dress like this at the ââ‚¬Å“Gay sailors clubââ‚¬Â the pants werenââ‚¬™t to bad considering only that my crutch was in pain for just 1 week.

Hornet57

03-18-2005, 02:18 PM

Mag_glo-be, Why would you know anyone at the "Gay sailors club" unless you are a member?
Anyway you got to be extreemly dumb to bring your suit to the cleaners when you have a court date and then wear clothes that would get you thrown out of the courtroom, unless this is all just a joke.

Teebus, my advice to you is do not drop the soap in the showers my friend http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif j/k

Look at it this way if you where a spotter for a female sharpshooter wouldn't you be professional enough to do your job like your suppose to? If not then you better get another spotter http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

MDS_Geist

03-18-2005, 03:15 PM

Teebus, why are you embarassed by someone else's crush on you? Why not just take it as a compliment - the way you would if a woman you weren't interested in had a crush on you.

teebus

03-18-2005, 03:25 PM

Well- it is probably because I have known Chris for all this time without realising, and he has been sat next to me often enough with me being completely nonplussed.

It was more the shock, really- I am pretty much over it now, and see the positive side! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

ScrubberManFSJ

03-18-2005, 04:20 PM

If you've know him for such a long time, and never realized it before, then he has been MOST professional about it.

Be a friend, and be the same.

Demon_Mustang

03-18-2005, 10:45 PM

Yah teebus, unless he is all flamboyant on purpose to tease you constantly, don't worry about it. I'm sure he's mature about it, just let him know that you're straight, and that you want to continue to be friends with him without feeling uncomfortable, I'm sure he'll understand and pursue someone else who might return the feelings. If he seems to be purposefully trying to make you uncomfortable, treat it like you would anyone else who is trying to make you feel uncomfortable. That's all the advise I have, I guess.

I was going to say some really stupid remark when I read your title, but I guess I'll hold on to that one, lol.

teebus

03-19-2005, 12:41 AM

"I was going to say some really stupid remark when I read your title, but I guess I'll hold on to that one, lol."

Yeah- the day I was born? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

It was just quite a shock, is all, and he is a very restrained and professional individual, as am I- so this shouldn't affect anything.

Olegious

03-19-2005, 02:46 AM

"i'm flattered but not interested"

cuski

03-19-2005, 04:01 AM

Now that it's all out in the open... Teebus... I wuv u 2! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

ScrubberManFSJ

03-19-2005, 06:16 AM

YOU BASTERD! YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!!!!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Leep

03-19-2005, 10:11 AM

Now Scrub,, I'm pretty sure that no one has ever said that to you... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif
Leep Out:

ScrubberManFSJ

03-19-2005, 01:44 PM

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

cuski

03-19-2005, 04:11 PM

I love you all. I have a lot of love to give.

ScrubberManFSJ

03-19-2005, 05:33 PM

Yea. Okay.

Moving right along.........

Demon_Mustang

03-20-2005, 01:35 AM

I think Cuski has replaced flyboy for our resident lurker. Flydude isn't lurking anymore, he's simply gone, lol.

mag_glo_be

03-21-2005, 10:05 AM

wow hornet im really not surprised by your stupidity, if you have read carefully 1."funny how she approached me and asked me if she can kidnap me back home for some time" notice the nouns which refers to(back and home)an abstract idea; nouns are usually the first words which small children learn, it allso is used to define name person, animal, place and thing.
2."not really expecting to see her on the same court day" or the day of shudled summons
3.where in the post i have mentiond the day of the summons was a 3 day offear. Gee i guess i went back home with her (not the confinement cell) haha oh man and the "dont drop the soap" that is so original http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif
any way heres a link you might fined usefull

http://www.hop.com/

ScrubberManFSJ

03-21-2005, 10:51 AM

If you are going to call someone stupid........

learn to spell first.

Ya think?

Hornet57

03-21-2005, 11:57 AM

Mag_glo_be,

Did you go to school idiot? or became one after you finished.

do me a favor and go to dictionary.com and type Moron. If you spell it correctly there is a good chance you will see you picture there.

ScrubberManFSJ

03-21-2005, 02:30 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by mag_glo_be:
wow hornet im really not surprised by your stupidity, <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Capital on Wow.
Capital in the word Hornet, as it is a name, which is, by the way, a noun.
Comma after Hornet.
A little ' in I'm.
Capital I in I'm.

Want me to go on? Sure, why not.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by mag_glo_be:
nouns are usually the first words which small children learn, it allso is used to define name person, animal, place and thing.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The word is ALSO, not allso.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by mag_glo_be:

2."not really expecting to see her on the same court day" or the day of shudled summons
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Schedule is NOt spelled shudled.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by mag_glo_be:

3.where in the post i have mentiond the day of the summons was a 3 day offear. Gee i guess i went back home with her (not the confinement cell) haha oh man and the "dont drop the soap" that is so original http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif
any way heres a link you might fined usefull

http://www.hop.com/ <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, this is gonna take a bit of time, but here goes.

Capital W on the word where, as it is at the beginning of a sentance.
I should be Capitalized.
The word is AFFAIR, not offear.
Comma after the word GEE.
Capital I again.
Capital I YET again.
Haha comma.
Comma after the oh man part.
Period after the word Original.
Capital A on any as once again, you are starting a sentance. My 6 year old learned this this week in Grade 1.
And the word is FIND, not fined, as no penalties have to be paid in this case.

I have purposely mis-spelled 3 words in here, can you find them? If you are having trouble, write a letter to:

Bert & Ernie
c/o Sesame Street
1234...... oh, never mind, I doubt you will find them.

Let me know if you want to continue bashing Hornet, he is fun to bash! Oh, sorry, this was you we were talking about. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Demon_Mustang

03-21-2005, 04:43 PM

I still like how Mag and his "x" WORE arrested. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

(not to mention it should have been "My ex and I," not "Me and my x." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif)

I didn't want to say anything, I just avoided reading it, I knew it was going to be something stupid, as usual, hehe.

ScrubberManFSJ

03-21-2005, 04:49 PM

But that is all the fun in it Demon, if you can't laugh at others, what is the point? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Hornet57

03-22-2005, 03:08 AM

LOL Scrubber........Mag_glo reminds me of a classmate of mine in 8th grade. It was 1970 about a year after I came to the US and this guy in my class insisted on laughing everytime I misspelled or mispronounced a word and everytime he got his test back in English class the only line that didnt have a correction on it was his name.

teebus

03-22-2005, 03:42 AM

On my lunch break right now... Nice to see how this thread is "progressing"! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Well- Chris and I have worked perfectly normally this morning (and all of last night at training), and if anything we feel more comfortable working together- I never knew he had such a good sense of humour, because he is usually so serious- but was continually cracking me up last night. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

ScrubberManFSJ

03-22-2005, 05:47 AM

Good to hear. Thats not a thing worth losing a friendship over. At least in my opinion.......

Deliverance

03-22-2005, 06:24 AM

Well Teebus, I sure hope your partner is not a RVS Offtopic forum reader otherwise you will not be the only embarassed one at work..

MDS_Geist

03-22-2005, 07:16 AM

Now that would be funny!

teebus

03-22-2005, 09:20 AM

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

durdd

03-22-2005, 10:16 AM

Holy nuts, you got pwned, mgb. Pwned up the wazoo. Pwned, pwned, pwned!

Got-dang, I need to come around here as often as I used to.

mag_glo_be

03-22-2005, 02:45 PM

lamo its microsoft spell checking for you, but go ahead since you and hornet sitting around and stroking each other; i have no objections to it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

mag_glo_be

03-22-2005, 02:55 PM

O and just for the record, I speak fluently in 3 foreign languages read and write pretty much in all 3 (not including English, I meant to make a point here that I do not consider bobonics a foreign a legitimate communicative source) so yes I make occasional mistakes but its fine, what ever makes the rectum patrol community happy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

MDS_Geist

03-22-2005, 03:23 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by mag_glo_be:
O and just for the record, I speak fluently in 3 foreign languages read and write pretty much in all 3 (not including English, I meant to make a point here that I do not consider bobonics a foreign a legitimate communicative source) so yes I make occasional mistakes but its fine, what ever makes the rectum patrol community happy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What exactly is "bobonics" and what languages are you fluent in?

Guidon666

03-22-2005, 04:00 PM

*** Deleted as it really added nothing to the discussion **** -Guidon666

mag_glo_be

03-22-2005, 04:03 PM

funny how you capitalized Capitalized and "ok, this is will take a bit of time, but here goes" goes what? where is the verb really there is no subject after time (tip, it, it is the pronoun)...ooo and but is an conjunction which means you do not need a comma but an semicolon or you cant leave the first sentence just the way it is(you donââ‚¬™t even have a 2nd sentence). oh man so much to explain, yet so little time. what ever have fun stroking, check the dictionary next time if you gona try to give lessons.

mag_glo_be

03-22-2005, 04:12 PM

who ever said i wanted to be a biliqual mos? oh f*** this.

Guidon666

03-22-2005, 04:18 PM

Must be a net delay or something... I had allready deleted the text out of my post you were referencing prior to your last post... As it really didnt add anything and I didnt feel like running down that path again.

cuski

03-22-2005, 08:02 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by teebus:
but [he] was continually cracking me up last night. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm not quite sure how to take that. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

ScrubberManFSJ

03-22-2005, 08:08 PM

Cuski, he didn't say up me crack all night.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

nagant_m44

03-23-2005, 04:23 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by mag_glo_be:
funny how you capitalized Capitalized and "ok, this is will take a bit of time, but here goes" goes what? where is the verb really there is no subject after time (tip, it, it is the pronoun)...ooo and but is an conjunction which means you do not need a comma but an semicolon or you cant leave the first sentence just the way it is(you donââ‚¬™t even have a 2nd sentence). oh man so much to explain, yet so little time. what ever have fun stroking, check the dictionary next time if you gona try to give lessons. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Geez what the hell is wrong with you? Hornet was not insulting you in any way, so why did you have to start being an a$$? You are a pretty pathetic person if all you do here is insult people for no reason.

mag_glo_be

03-23-2005, 09:14 AM

Correction i was insulted and i was only defending my self. Im sorry if that bothers you that much. The answer to guidon is 1. when i joined the military it was for experimental purposes, I wanted try something new, like a challenge. 2. I like the biochemical field. 3. I speak Russian, Ukrainian, a bit of Italian and Hebrew. 4. ââ‚¬Å“bobonicsââ‚¬Â I thought it was just a funny way of referring to slang terminology.

mag_glo_be

03-23-2005, 09:39 AM

Ps: hornet a scrubber is a utensil, 1. Apparatus used for filtering out impurities from gas 2.An air pollution device that uses a spray of water or reactant or a dry process to trap pollutants in emissions. 3. a brush.
This is exactly what I was referring to as ââ‚¬Å“bobonicsââ‚¬Â
US is an abbreviation of an name, place, or a subject, like this (U.S.)
you had to pronounce english in your class? im referring to the test.
"pronounce english" what language was spoken in your school? (ok im just being an *** now)
"in (the) english class
" The was originally a demonstrative pronoun, being a
weakened form of that. When placed before adjectives
and participles, it converts them into abstract nouns;
as, the sublime and the beautiful. --Burke. The is used
regularly before many proper names, as of rivers,
oceans, ships, etc.; as, the Nile, the Atlantic, the
Great Eastern, the West Indies, The Hague. The with an
epithet or ordinal number often follows a proper name;
as, Alexander the Great; Napoleon the Third. The may be
employed to individualize a particular kind or species;"

demon is next on the agenda ill be making more corrections, stay tuned.

ScrubberManFSJ

03-23-2005, 10:13 AM

Please do, it is hilarious reading your abstract view of the english language.

That last tripe of yours was freakin funny as hell.

BTW, I am glad you know what a scrubber is. That is why I have the name ScrubbermanFSJ. I worked for a company that removed H2S with scrubbers (equipment you have no idea how it works) so hence...... Scrubberman.

Keep talking, eventualy you will reach China. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

MDS_Geist

03-23-2005, 10:15 AM

Never heard the word before, which is why I asked. It may be funny, but it does help if the audience is also in on the joke. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

mag_glo_be

03-23-2005, 10:33 AM

lol scrubby you need to say no more (everything is self explanatory over time) i am assuming that is the reason why you work as a SCRRUB MECHANIC. "abstract view of the english language"...well, what can i say! What was the last English course you have taken?

teebus

03-23-2005, 10:49 AM

He did say he WORKED as a scrubber. You think he enjoyed it, and that is why he moved on?

Actually- I dunno. Better ask him! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

mag_glo_be

03-23-2005, 11:00 AM

well i must say, i have reread your scrubby course in english 101. by far the most insoluble idlest F**KING thing i have read. i man really you have no clue. this is no doubt a pas of ignorance. just do your self a favor next time you have the nerve of censuring any one, do sum research. like this
"this is why, (this)is an active expression in current state, "what is in the present or under immediate observation or discussion" um ok in dum dum expression you need (this before that) lol im not about to give you an english seminar.
"removed h2s" you meant to say removes (because the company is still active in its present stage). because if the company is no longer active it should have been was removing. (equipment that (that)) that is referring to the subject ââ‚¬Å“equipmentââ‚¬Â ââ‚¬Å“it worksââ‚¬Â they way it works. ââ‚¬Å“freakinââ‚¬Â correction its freaking OOOh What ever f*** this Im debating with an SPONGE, or A BRUSH.
why china? why not africana or maybe even mars? what ever that pointless comment was supposed to describe or mean. ok off to lunch.

Hornet57

03-23-2005, 11:23 AM

Mag_glo_be there is a name for slang language it is called ebonics (African American slang) It comes from the word (ebony, which means black). I can see how you came up with "bobonics" but I think you misspelled it it should be spelled "boobonics"

Guidon666

03-23-2005, 12:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by mag_glo_be:
The answer to guidon is 1. when i joined the military it was for experimental purposes, I wanted try something new, like a challenge. 2. I like the biochemical field. 3. I speak Russian, Ukrainian, a bit of Italian and Hebrew.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Cool. Hopefully you got paid for being fluent in the other languages as that would have been a pretty nice monthly bonus.

mag_glo_be

03-23-2005, 12:04 PM

actually i meant to say bobonics; i just thought it was funny the way it sounded. maybe marriam & webster will recognize this and give me some recognition (i need some attention) I did find this link (wasnââ‚¬™t to hard) its about boobonics, you might find it humorous

http://www.recordonline.com/archive/2004/09/20/bethcols.htm

ScrubberManFSJ

03-23-2005, 12:19 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by mag_glo_be:
well, what can i say! What was the last English course you have taken? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It may not be to late for you to get your money back.......... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

mag_glo_be

03-23-2005, 12:19 PM

no they did not. no one even mentioned it until about 1 year of my ets. i guess the time frame was irrelevant, considering that i never received the opportunity of taking those tests. my unit took really good care of there http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif soldiers. i really hope your not being sarcastic; i was starting to think we are making progress in this relationship http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

mag_glo_be

03-23-2005, 12:29 PM

"it may not be to late for you to get your money back" correction: it may/(is possibly) not to late to get your money back. double subject/proposal in the same sentence or : it may not be to late for you to get the money back. (single sentence 1 subject 1 proposal)
and no its the mid of semester.

Deliverance

03-23-2005, 12:50 PM

Talk about a hijacked thread... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

ScrubberManFSJ

03-23-2005, 01:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by mag_glo_be:
double subject/proposal in the same sentence or : it may not be to late for you to get the money back. (single sentence 1 subject 1 proposal)
and no its the mid of semester. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you using a translator program by any chance? As well, you should know, we do not have a relationship.

Guidon666

03-23-2005, 01:34 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by mag_glo_be:
no they did not. no one even mentioned it until about 1 year of my ets. i guess the time frame was irrelevant, considering that i never received the opportunity of taking those tests. my unit took really good care of there http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif soldiers. i really hope your not being sarcastic; i was starting to think we are making progress in this relationship http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No. No sarcasm was intended. If I recall correctly it is about 100+ per language per month (Will talk to a few of the Guys I work with that are drawing extra pay for it) So you would have been looking at a nice bonus.

mag_glo_be

03-23-2005, 03:26 PM

scrubber is seeking attention more then me!
any way, i donââ‚¬™t see what possessed you to get the idea that i was even referring to you. translator program? No, but i do have a sidekick named t-1000 who reads, writes, thinks and translates for me.
here try this site.
http://www.longmanwriterswarehouse.com/

Demon_Mustang

03-23-2005, 07:32 PM

mag, get a life, every thread you go into you turn it into some kind of ordeal of yours. Get over yourself, everything is not about you, just in case you didn't notice. There was an actual reason to this thread other than whether or not you are cool or whatever. You're a forum troll, simple as that.

Get with the program and talk about the topic at hand, just get lost, or just start new threads about yourself if you really care so much. Stop hijacking everyone's threads, I'm sick of seeing these long winded arguments, all started by you.

You claim to have no part in it, yet, the only common denominator in all of the threads with the long STUPID arguments is YOU. There are plenty of other threads that scrub, hornet, and I are part of that did not degrade into an insult fest. Yet, EVERY single one where YOU participated in, spiraled into one. Now I'm not sure if they have any kind of logic classes or things like that where you live, but it seems very obvious to me what the cause of all the trouble is...