Cats are not that nice

[Gouldjg]

There has been too many pictures from cat lovers that have been brainwashed by the race of sneaky Cats. Dont fall for it, I have proof otherwise.
http://rapidshare.de/files/877989/AE.JPG.html

http://rapidshare.de/files/877989/AE.JPG.html http://rapidshare.de/files/877989/AE.JPG.html

**** what am I doing wrong, never really got into pictures and now I have to learn my lesson! What a total noob http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

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http://rapidshare.de/files/877989/AE.JPG.html

[Gouldjg]

There has been too many pictures from cat lovers that have been brainwashed by the race of sneaky Cats. Dont fall for it, I have proof otherwise.
http://rapidshare.de/files/877989/AE.JPG.html

http://rapidshare.de/files/877989/AE.JPG.html http://rapidshare.de/files/877989/AE.JPG.html

**** what am I doing wrong, never really got into pictures and now I have to learn my lesson! What a total noob http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

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http://rapidshare.de/files/877989/AE.JPG.html

[Athlonics]

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

If cats begin to be AWP lovers, where are we going ?


Nice one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


PS: You can't direct link to images on rapidshare use imageshack instead

[julien673]

Now we know who killed Kenedy.. for sure http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


Again this dam cats


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[Bockholt]

But you must know that cats were beloved of U-boatmen! The cat was often a ship's badge, even the cat x3 in one well-known instance...

[Messervy]

Bockholdt!
Visit this thread that deals with your Avatar and Picture problem.

http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=857101043&m=5261062382

I wrote it with you in mind! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[DaSloth]

Those weren't cats on the conning tower, they were pussies http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif the thing that boatman missed teh most...

[Bockholt]

Ach! I think this is sorted now, Mackie Messer - I thank you for your kind help; let us run with the same pack some day when online hunting is possible (I'll put in a word with Doenitz). Some of you may recognise me from Der Erste Weltkrieg when I commanded L59...After the Malta disaster I was rescued by Unterseeboot, later transferring to that branch...

[TASKFORCE1x1]

I have 3 cats. 2 died at old age and one is a beach. It figures the one I least like sticks around. Anyways cats are ok. you dont have to walk them. They dont eat too much food. They stay clean year round. They watch TV. Mine now even carpet races with its butt dragging on the floor but I think thats because of worms people at work say? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif LOL

[Messervy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bockholt:
Ach! I think this is sorted now, Mackie Messer - I thank you for your kind help; let us run with the same pack some day when online hunting is possible (I'll put in a word with Doenitz). Some of you may recognise me from Der Erste Weltkrieg when I commanded L59...After the Malta disaster I was rescued by Unterseeboot, later transferring to that branch... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Brilliant! Glad to see it. One more annoying red X is gone!

Gutte jagd du himmelhund! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

[Bockholt]

Danke schoen, Kamerad! Hope you can do the same for our friend Poacher? Now I must set about learning how to use that DISPLAY IMAGE icon...but it's easier on other sites, Mein Gott, Ich liebe mein SCANNER!

As for cats, Frau Bockholt & I have two, one a young, hunter-killer female tortoiseshell (torty in American, I believe), the only rodents at Kastel Bockholt are dead & gone mice; the other an old, black, toothless, earless male - Kriegsmarine (Retd.) He was ship's cat on L59 and we rescued each other at the time of the disaster. He jumped the right way(as cats always do), I followed. Then I kept my side of the bargain by keeping him out of the water till we were picked up...but that is another story.

Katzenkriegsmarinen Volk, do you know the story of OSCAR, ship's cat on BISMARCK? Maybe this tale I should tell?...it is remarkable...

[Messervy]

Did you red my conviniently written tutorial or just skipped that lesson. There is a nice explanation about posting pictures too.
I think Herr Bockholdt will require that knowledge, since Herr Bockholdt is currently using an Avatar link to my Web album.
The idea was to make Herr Bockholdt as independent seaman as possible, since Messervy might need to delete some pictures in his web album in the future. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

[KiwiVenge]

Must be a bit of lag between uploading an Avatar and seeing it displayed in Profile, and it showing up here.

Edit: There it is now http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Dominicrigg]

That cats been set up!! He is sweet and innocent, that gun has been photoshopped into his hands! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[macker33]

Bah!i hate cats,they are only friendly when they think theres something in it for them.

Dogs are the best animal known to man.
http://partipoodle.homestead.com/files/doghumor/humorphotos/dogsandflushing_tn_200x168.jpg

[Messervy]

You are my man Macker!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/Messervy/31.jpg

[Bockholt]

http://i154.exs.cx/img154/8459/pussies3wm.th.jpg (http://img154.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img154&image=pussies3wm.jpg)

[Messervy]

Way to gooooo! Herr Bockholdt has mastered the process of posting pictures! LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

[Bockholt]

So! My apologies for taking up some of your precious image space, Messer...please allow me to remain there a small while; as you can see, I'm still getting used to this sceissdreck system, but greatly appreciate your kindness.

Anyone name Dreikatzen which I have clumsily posted above? On other sites you can win an icon "beer" by answering such things...the best I can award you here is a http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

By the way, that is Kapitaenleutnant Ludwig Bockholt, not Herr! What do you take me for, a civilian?

[Bockholt]

I don't know about 'mastered', but the Learning Curve's getting a bit less steep! What size do you recommend them to be posted? That was set to 'half screen', rather small, but saves space...the dog above seems a little too large; maybe the puking cat was best...

My compliments, Messer http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif!

[Messervy]

Jawohl Kapitaenleutnant Ludwig Bockholt!

No problem with link. It will be there, but just to earn a rank of "Master of avatars" you will have to bite that bullet sometime in a future! http://www.flightsimmer.com/forums/images/smilies/beerchug.gif

[Bockholt]

I thank you, that bullet I will bite.

Still no answer to my previousDreikatzenfrage (Three Cat Question)...please have a go, Gentlemen.

No luck posting another image/question, but the last one was easy! Sorry to have trouble with this Techniologie, but remember, I am more than 100 years aged...

Ich aus dem Neunzeuntjahrhundert kommt! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

[Bockholt]

Sorry, that should read Neunzehnjahrhundert (19th C)...

Still I have trouble posting images...but my PC is very, very old (2001, only just in das Einundzwanzigstejahrhundert (only 27 letters, no wonder the English-speakers won both World Wars)!), so perhaps that is a factor? It's like I'm in a Type II & you guys are in Type VIIs or even XXIs!

Anyone name the Dreikatzenschiffe above?