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Lucky7Seven
01-13-2005, 05:01 PM
THE IMAGE OF RANK
(Lt. Fred C. Langille, Jr.)

A General: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, and gives policy to God.
A Colonel: Leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, and talks to God.
A Lt. Colonel: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, and talks to god if a special request is approved.
A Major: Bareley clears Quonset huts, loses tugs of war with locomotives, can fire a speeding bullet, and is occasionally addressed by God.
A Captain: Makes high marks when trying to leap tall buildings, is run over by locomotives, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury, can doggy-paddle, and talks to animals.
A 1st Lt.: Runs into buildings, reconizes locomotive two times out of three, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed.
A 2nd Lt.: Falls over door sills when trying to enter buildings, says "Look at the choo-choo," douses himself with a water pistol, and mumbles to himself.
A Non-Com:Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the track, cathes speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them, and freezes water with a single glance. In the Army, he is God!

Lucky7Seven
01-13-2005, 05:01 PM
THE IMAGE OF RANK
(Lt. Fred C. Langille, Jr.)

A General: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, and gives policy to God.
A Colonel: Leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, and talks to God.
A Lt. Colonel: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, and talks to god if a special request is approved.
A Major: Bareley clears Quonset huts, loses tugs of war with locomotives, can fire a speeding bullet, and is occasionally addressed by God.
A Captain: Makes high marks when trying to leap tall buildings, is run over by locomotives, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury, can doggy-paddle, and talks to animals.
A 1st Lt.: Runs into buildings, reconizes locomotive two times out of three, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed.
A 2nd Lt.: Falls over door sills when trying to enter buildings, says "Look at the choo-choo," douses himself with a water pistol, and mumbles to himself.
A Non-Com:Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the track, cathes speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them, and freezes water with a single glance. In the Army, he is God!

XyZspineZyX
01-13-2005, 05:07 PM
um..... cool. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

i got one-
"Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds."
-- Buddha 563-483 BC

pinkcar36
01-14-2005, 11:30 PM
this would be cool for NSA!!! if he ever comes in here. it gave me a good chuckle, and i daont know who the guy is

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis.

pinkcar36
01-14-2005, 11:31 PM
this would be cool for NSA!!! if he ever comes in here. it gave me a good chuckle, and i dont know who the guy is

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis.