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07-25-2003, 03:40 PM
http://humor.gryphontech.com/pilots/
maybe this time I'll catch what airline this guy is on!
<font color="white"><table style="filter:glow[color=blue, strength=4)"><font size=1>"People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf"
- George Orwell</table><font color="white">
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maybe this time I'll catch what airline this guy is on!
<font color="white"><table style="filter:glow[color=blue, strength=4)"><font size=1>"People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf"
- George Orwell</table><font color="white">
<font color="red">[/b]</u>[/i]</font size>
<marquee bgcolor="#811000"><font color="red"><font size=4>Now in the news................................Ubisoft loses sales due to poor customer service.....................Ubisoft enemies grow %3 today.....................Development team credentials for game company Ubisoft under investigation.....................New patch available for download for Ubisoft's Raven Shield (patch 1.64b) now available.....................New patch released today for Raven Shield by Ubisoft is causing catastrophic computer failures.....................Monitors and computers worldwide explode in residential and business areas due to game "Raven Shield" malfunction.....................Author Tom Clancy gets arrested today as he enters game company Ubisoft offices, and strikes a developer several times.....................Man wanted for murder takes hostages in Montana home; police say that the demands are that Ubisoft stops screwing customers over. The police abruptly stopped negotiating when they found out his demands, and sent in the SWAT team in fear that the demands were impossible.....................Ex-Police Chief Charles Moose tells reporters of why he didn't write about his lousy experiences with game company Ubisoft. Moose says he will have to write another book just about that</marquee><font color="white">[/b]</u>[/i]</font size>