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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 12:30 PM
What are the 5 most hated words you hate to hear in a particular order. I.e. what is the worst sentence you have heard, or what do you dread hearing because you know what's coming next.

I'll start us off with a few examples:



"A fatal error has occured" http://216.40.249.192/s/cwm/3dlil/mad.gif


"Not tonight hunny, I'm tired" http://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/edoom/sad2.gif


"'Think we need to talk..." http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/cwm/eek5.gif



There must be hundreds, but what personally gets to you..

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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 12:30 PM
What are the 5 most hated words you hate to hear in a particular order. I.e. what is the worst sentence you have heard, or what do you dread hearing because you know what's coming next.

I'll start us off with a few examples:



"A fatal error has occured" http://216.40.249.192/s/cwm/3dlil/mad.gif


"Not tonight hunny, I'm tired" http://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/edoom/sad2.gif


"'Think we need to talk..." http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/cwm/eek5.gif



There must be hundreds, but what personally gets to you..

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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 01:25 PM
at work: "I need a small favour?"
in the pub: "Who's round is it next?"
on the longboard: "Look out for the dog!"

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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 02:02 PM
We are out of beer.

Your brain is a loaner.

Is that a skid mark?

I am really a man.

Gee, that is very small.

Awww, that is so cute.

We must remove your balls.

You drank my urine sample.

You are now under arrest.

Your wife has come home.

Yes, the baby is yours.

Will you pop my zit?

This won't hurt a bit.

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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 02:19 PM
Your pay cheque bounced sir

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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 02:23 PM
ASHcom wrote:
- We are out of beer.
-


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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 02:23 PM
Inspired by Ash, and in reference to recent events, I'll add...

"This will hurt a bit"
"We'll give you some morphine"
"This is the tricky bit"
"Push the tube smoothly in"
"You can see the lung"
"There comes the excess fluid"
"You're being ever so brave"




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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 02:45 PM
"I'm in love with someone else"

"not after wedding"

"Are you stewpid?!"

"You'll end up unemployed"



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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 04:12 PM
Nothing gets to me more then hearing...

"I can't do 'such and such'" (Never say can't, especially if you haven't tried)

"Sir, I swear to God I didn't do it" (especially if I saw them commit the crime, nothing can tick me off more than using the Lord's name like that)

"I have only had two beers sir." (Doesn't really tick me off but every drunk seems to only of had 2 beers)

"MY TAXES PAY YOUR SALARY" (tell me this and you will always get a ticket or arrested)

"204, you have a shoplifting at 'such and such'" (I hate shopliftings)

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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 04:32 PM
"The check is in the mail"

"Who me?"

"bend over and spread your cheeks"



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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 05:51 PM
when at the doctor's...

Nurse: "Doctor I think you should see this..."



when working inside a fan at work

"doesn't this exhaust fan serve the TB patient area?"



my boss when I take an hour lunch

"working on a 3-hour lunch huh?"


at work

"can I use your computer?"



when I do or say something not-so-nice

"I thought you were a christian?" (even though I probably deserve it /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif )



guys ogling and looking like a bunch of ******s over any woman passing by

"but I don't think there is nothing wrong with looking at women as long as you don't touch them".


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06-02-2003, 08:19 PM
Everyone is laughing at you

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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 08:24 PM
I'll just have a bite of yours.

Oh crap, were out of vasaline, guess we won't be using lube. -Dr. during a prostate exam

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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 08:46 PM
We're out of Sam Adams.

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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 09:03 PM
Anyone here see the enemy?

Who is shooting at us?

look out, here it comes!

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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 09:17 PM
5 words guys, 5!

heh, you missed the challenge, you need to find the sentence you hate the most that has no more than 5 words in it /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 09:20 PM
Not to sound racist* but

Not a full sentence but typically after those five words all reasonable conversation with the person goes downhill.

*can be replaced with homophobic, sexist, etc.

XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 09:24 PM
Hey now, mine were all five! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Here is another one:

Is that a fuel leak?

whaddaya' mean, out of ammo?!

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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 09:53 PM
MDS_Geist wrote:
- whaddaya' mean, out of ammo?!


Hey, that one is cheating.

When uncompressed, that one is: "What do you mean, out of ammo?!"

This is more than 5. It is actually 7 words.

That is all for now.

I have nothing to contribute.

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XyZspineZyX
06-02-2003, 11:19 PM
Hey that's not five words.

You have seconds to live.

Your teenage daughter is pregnant.

My soup has gone cold.

You stepped in doggy turd.

George Bush is now President. (LOL, just jokes people....stay calm.)

I screwed your brother, honey.

Chocolate has now been banned.

Another happy birthday to you.

You are actually not human.

Don't worry, done it before....

Get ready for more drill. (Shudder)

Clean that filthy weapon soldier! (Shudder)

Room inspection in five minutes. (Shudder)

You have been proven Guilty.

You may only eat liver.

You may not wear skirts.

What button did you press?....





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XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 12:10 AM
"John Kerry Running for president" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 12:40 AM
Demon mustang has logged on.

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Shut up when you talk to me.

XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 12:56 AM
Nice observation. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Edit: BTW, a lot of you might disagree, but I think it will be "interesting" if Hillary actually runs for president in 2008. Just as long as Slick Willy doesn't try to butt into her decision making. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Message Edited on 06/02/0307:58PM by Demon_Mustang

XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 02:43 AM
You DON'T believe in ghosts?

Well-don't turn around then

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XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 04:51 AM
Demon_Mustang wrote:
- Edit: BTW, a lot of you might disagree, but I think
- it will be "interesting" if Hillary actually runs
- for president in 2008. Just as long as Slick Willy
- doesn't try to butt into her decision making.

I disagree, Hillary always made the decisions, how else did
Billy boy had time to get a spit shine on his willy?


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XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 05:34 AM
Plane wing just fell off

your families coming over tonite

dog crapped in your cereal

honey i have bad gonereah

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XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 05:50 AM
I'll toss in, I guess...

'I was only following orders.'

'I don't think I can.'

'Your exfil has been changed.'

'What the h-ll was that!?'

'Where is that coming from!?'

'Oh God, you ate that?' (???)
'Sir, when do we eat?' (4 hrs later)

'I reversed your risers, dude!!'
'Isn't that a cool joke?' (Not really)

'Can't we skip church today?' (on behalf of Trish)

'Military Intelligence is an oxymoron.' (man, I hate that one)

,Horse-Teeth







"The cause of Freedom is the cause of God"
Rev. William Lisle Bowles (1762-1850)

XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 05:55 AM
I crashed to desktop again.

Actually, this one is bothering me right now. In the past 20 minutes, we've tried 4 different hosts, and each time, the host CTDed. Always the host, never anyone else. I'm hosting now... I'll be back here after a quick CTD...

(no, it's not Raven Shield by the way).

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XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 06:08 AM
who p*ssed in your cherrios?

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http://www.desiredfx.net/sigs/files/bucksigjune2.jpg (http://www.desiredfx.net)
You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head
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Message Edited on 06/03/0301:08AM by Buckwheat_DFx

XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 06:18 AM
Hornet57 wrote:
-
- Demon_Mustang wrote:
-- Edit: BTW, a lot of you might disagree, but I think
-- it will be "interesting" if Hillary actually runs
-- for president in 2008. Just as long as Slick Willy
-- doesn't try to butt into her decision making.
-
- I disagree, Hillary always made the decisions, how
- else did
- Billy boy had time to get a spit shine on his willy?
-
Shouldn't the question be who doesn't have time for that?

XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 07:44 AM
FLYdude wrote:
- I crashed to desktop again.
-
- Actually, this one is bothering me right now.
- In the past 20 minutes, we've tried 4 different
- hosts, and each time, the host CTDed. Always the
- host, never anyone else. I'm hosting now... I'll be
- back here after a quick CTD...
- (no, it's not Raven Shield by the way).



(I'm quoting my own post because this post is a follow up to that post).

I wish that flight* CTDed.

(*note: "Flight" simply means game session in a flight sim. No actual flying occured).

The damn comms were horrible.

We couldn't understand each other.

$#Ta*&ll# Ba%$nd@t, s&*x o'c#&*l*ck l&^w.

Two, say again, say again.

On$#, Br&%ak L&%t, Ar%&ch&* In#@b&#d!!!

What's he trying to say!!???

BOOM; [edit]; "Engine Fire, Left".

One, [edit] [edit] ejecting [edit].

We'll get them next time...


Please watch your language, again. This is your second warning. -FLYdude

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XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 07:48 AM
Honey, rub my corns please./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 11:26 AM
Woops. Ok lads, better run!

http://webhome.idirect.com/~nkirv/ASHcom%205%20alone3%20copy.jpg

Shut up when you talk to me.

XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 02:20 PM
FLYdude wrote:
-
- MDS_Geist wrote:
-- whaddaya' mean, out of ammo?!
-
-
- Hey, that one is cheating.

I'll use the the shield of a colloquialism. Besides, in that situation you need to get the words out as quickly as possible!

"Those who are merciful to the cruel will end up being cruel to the kind."
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XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 05:16 PM
MDS_Geist wrote:
- I'll use the the shield of a colloquialism.
- Besides, in that situation you need to get the words
- out as quickly as possible!


Heck here in Texas that would almost be considered proper grammer. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif (poking a little fun at ourselves)

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XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 05:46 PM
MDS_Geist wrote:
-- Besides, in that situation you need to get the words
- out as quickly as possible!
-

Wouldn't it then be...

Whaddyameanwe'routtammo.

http://webhome.idirect.com/~nkirv/ASHcom%205%20alone3%20copy.jpg

Shut up when you talk to me.

XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 07:10 PM
No Text Right Now, People.

There you go, Kimi...



Message Edited on 06/04/0308:58PM by Equine-Chompers

XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 07:30 PM
Teeth! No text is not five words! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 08:04 PM
MDS_Geist wrote:
- In that situation you need to get the words
- out as quickly as possible!

Ok, well, if you wish the bring the situation in... Why would you even ask such a question? If some one already told you that there was no more ammo, what is the point of asking what do they mean by that statement? It's very clear:

We are out of ammo.

If you want to save time, don't say the sentence at all!

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XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 08:05 PM
A good point. However, the actual response generally used in that situation cannot be posted here. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

"Those who are merciful to the cruel will end up being cruel to the kind."
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XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 08:49 PM
I'm getting a sex change.

I am joining the Pentecostals.

I can speak in tongues. (Insert gibberish here)

Stupid friends. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

XyZspineZyX
06-03-2003, 10:39 PM
"Listen to the leader, team!"

(Leadership-free people who attended a course on "how to be a leader" and think it works as if by magic....)

*looking at a compass after a long days walk*
"The RED end points north?"

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XyZspineZyX
06-04-2003, 02:38 AM
"I am really a man..." *shudders* I'm glad I've yet to experience this *shudders*

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XyZspineZyX
06-04-2003, 07:24 AM
Kimi is really a man /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-04-2003, 05:12 PM
"it is easily seen that"

XyZspineZyX
06-04-2003, 07:00 PM
You are having a what?

She isn't really your wife?

Get out! It's gonna' blow!

"Those who are merciful to the cruel will end up being cruel to the kind."
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XyZspineZyX
06-04-2003, 07:04 PM
Five word sentences most hated so far...

Can we just be friends?
(When dating what you thought was a dream girl)

Honey...Do I look fat?
(From your wife as she puts on the jeans she's had since high school)

What's this bolt for?
(While flying in a home built, kit plane)

We may have to amputate.
(While recovering from a motorcycle accident)

_______________________________________
gcmj45acp

"In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them!" -James Yeager

XyZspineZyX
06-11-2003, 01:39 AM
joeschmoe22nd wrote:

- on the longboard: "Look out for the dog!"

on the shortboard: "Look out for the longboard!"

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XyZspineZyX
06-11-2003, 02:30 AM
"you go first, I insist." /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

"see! I told you so!" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

"can we still be friends?"

"this is your captain speaking,,,"

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XyZspineZyX
06-11-2003, 04:05 AM
*name*, get down here NOW!

Is that your wallet? (when girl sits on your lap)

Jesus! You broke the window!

Whose porno tape is this?

http://www.teamcdn.com/sigs/dirk.jpg

XyZspineZyX
06-11-2003, 12:31 PM
"Darling, do you... think this/I..." -

NEVER a right answer! No matter what you say

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XyZspineZyX
06-11-2003, 05:24 PM
Who knew it was loaded?
My wife has a website?
My car was right here....


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XyZspineZyX
06-11-2003, 10:39 PM
"Can I date your daughter?"
"I know what I'm doing..."
"Hey, what's this button do?"
"You shouldn't have done that..."
"I am telling your father..."
"Is that supposed to happen?"
"I have some bad news..."
"What the hell is that?!"
"Your team was wiped out"

XyZspineZyX
06-12-2003, 12:06 AM
Oh no...frag lock again?!?

Oh no...ladder bug again?!?

Your score: Zero and Ten

Am I really that predictable?





Inflicting pain for personal satisfaction is sadism...inflicting pain for your country is patriotism.

XyZspineZyX
06-12-2003, 12:21 AM
third strike... Scrubber banned -Wit.

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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 03:29 AM
Witness wrote:
- We're out of Sam Adams.
-
-
NEVER gets worse then that!

well seriously the worst for me was

you dad now has cancer

I am gunna eat your brain

XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 03:44 AM
Your parents were porno stars

http://webhome.idirect.com/~nkirv/ASHcom%205%20alone3%20copy.jpg

Shut up when you talk to me.

XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 05:36 AM
What does "Uwaga pies" mean? (beware of the dogs in polish)

no silly, size doesn't matter.

somebody wake up my lawyer.



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XyZspineZyX
07-08-2003, 11:35 PM
from: what he/she says: what it really means:


from mom: it won't take long-it'l take three hours

from mom: i need a favor-be my slave

etc...


in this job if you have to say "oops" it's to late.

XyZspineZyX
07-09-2003, 12:16 AM
UBI actually gives a crap?


http://www.leetweb.com/publicsigs/deathsig.jpg

XyZspineZyX
07-09-2003, 12:32 AM
kimi_ wrote:
- UBI actually gives a crap?

About old threads?... I doubt it.

XyZspineZyX
07-09-2003, 09:59 AM
I was just joining in on the fun Guayo! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


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