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12-06-2003, 03:34 PM

http://www.msnbc.com/news/1001505.asp?vts=120620030724

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12-06-2003, 03:34 PM

XyZspineZyX

12-06-2003, 04:42 PM

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All if solved now!

Life is complete!

GLOWING JOHN'S!!!!

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XyZspineZyX

12-06-2003, 05:07 PM

god bless those men of science

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XyZspineZyX

12-06-2003, 06:47 PM

Holy crap (-per), someone's gonna be rich...

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XyZspineZyX

12-07-2003, 11:28 PM

Intended Pun?

But what about the risk of getting electrocuted with the toilet water??

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12-07-2003, 11:45 PM

Furious_Gopher wrote:
- But what about the risk of getting electrocuted with
- the toilet water??

Well, as long as you stay out of the toilet water and make sure that your dog doesn't drink from it either there shouldn't be any problems. Now if you're in the habit of playing in the toilet water, you could be in for a spot of trouble... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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12-08-2003, 01:52 AM

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but shoudlnt ti have lights aroudn the seat so you can get palnted correctly? like a runway./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX

12-09-2003, 04:01 AM

Well...uh...Geist....

Let's say you drop your goldfish in the bowl, and you need to retrieve it before you yourself use the john....

Isn't their a chance of that? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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12-09-2003, 04:41 AM

What are you guys talking about? There's nothing electrical inside the toilet... It's mounted on the inside of the seat cover, which is well out of the water...

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XyZspineZyX

12-10-2003, 01:09 AM

....oh......

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....Unless the glowing light falls into the water!

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12-11-2003, 10:56 PM

wouldnt that make the seat really warm?/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

i guess its to prevent those people from sitting on one all day

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12-16-2003, 05:42 PM

It's not a halogen heat lamp, it's a small LED most likely. In the light, you'll probably not notice it, but if the bathroom is dark when you enter it, you'll notice the red glow. Also, it doesn't not stay on, it comes on when you walk into the room.

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XyZspineZyX

12-16-2003, 09:27 PM

I have an idea for a mens urinal........a tube with a suction device lock in any possible leak on to the floor. Men would be spending hours in the bahroom

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12-16-2003, 10:08 PM

Hornet57 wrote:
- I have an idea for a mens urinal........a tube with
- a suction device lock in any possible leak on to the
- floor. Men would be spending hours in the bahroom

I think it would have to be self cleaning or disposable first

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XyZspineZyX

12-20-2003, 08:23 PM

Does anybody have a urinal fettish like me?

You can check out the worlds best by going to http://www.urinal.net

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12-20-2003, 10:20 PM

You must have one of these then, AndyTimmins:

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12-21-2003, 02:53 PM

urinal fetish??

isnt it hard to take a wee when you're sportin wood?

never underestimate the logical power of sarcasm

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12-21-2003, 06:25 PM

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XyZspineZyX

12-25-2003, 12:03 AM

So twenty dollars because your woman can't be bothered to lift her hand neck height to operate the light switch? Pah! I'd rather buy her a bed pan.

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XyZspineZyX

12-25-2003, 01:39 AM

Furious_Gopher wrote:
- You must have one of these then, AndyTimmins:

daddy likes

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