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XyZspineZyX
08-30-2003, 02:46 PM
ok ,heres a couple of new one i heared last night :- "let me give you this rose ,to show it how beautiful you are".......and ........"my **** is like a candle on your birthday cake, all you have to do is blow".....how corney!lol



Message Edited on 08/30/03 01:48PM by bricktopno1

Message Edited on 08/30/0306:38PM by bricktopno1

XyZspineZyX
08-30-2003, 02:46 PM
ok ,heres a couple of new one i heared last night :- "let me give you this rose ,to show it how beautiful you are".......and ........"my **** is like a candle on your birthday cake, all you have to do is blow".....how corney!lol



Message Edited on 08/30/03 01:48PM by bricktopno1

Message Edited on 08/30/0306:38PM by bricktopno1

XyZspineZyX
08-30-2003, 02:50 PM
no need to be rude razor.../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

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Message Edited on 08/30/0312:56PM by freakishly

XyZspineZyX
08-30-2003, 03:52 PM
...and your point is?........

XyZspineZyX
08-30-2003, 06:58 PM
I have done a thread like this, and as long as it is kept clean it is fine./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

now everyone enjoy./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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08-30-2003, 07:57 PM
"I know where you live"

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XyZspineZyX
08-30-2003, 08:03 PM
thats scary spin ...lol

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XyZspineZyX
08-30-2003, 09:05 PM
"I love you"..by..uhm..ANONYMOUS! *Puts hand behind back and crosses fingers, trying not to blush*

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XyZspineZyX
08-30-2003, 09:20 PM
"I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

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XyZspineZyX
08-31-2003, 12:20 AM
"did it hurt"
"did what hurt?"
"Did it hurt when you fell fro heaven?"


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XyZspineZyX
08-31-2003, 12:40 AM
"I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?"


Some chick tried using that on me once...but she was nervous and said "Ive lost your phone number, do you have mine" and im just like "WHUH?"

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