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XyZspineZyX
09-11-2003, 05:31 PM
Anybody read the marquee that scrolls Amby's sig? It's pretty friggin hilarious.

Amby, if you read this, post your sig so we can see it! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

http://www.myimgs.com/data/kymmiko/ninjasignourl.jpg

XyZspineZyX
09-11-2003, 05:31 PM
Anybody read the marquee that scrolls Amby's sig? It's pretty friggin hilarious.

Amby, if you read this, post your sig so we can see it! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

http://www.myimgs.com/data/kymmiko/ninjasignourl.jpg

XyZspineZyX
09-12-2003, 05:22 AM
err nopers

http://www.anorexia.sk/starve.jpg

XyZspineZyX
09-12-2003, 05:29 AM
what does it say? Is it the one about ubisoft?

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Teal'c: "Booby?"
--"I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to catch up" -in Russian on a bomb tech's shirt from "The Sum of All Fears"
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XyZspineZyX
09-12-2003, 06:24 AM
yes

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XyZspineZyX
09-12-2003, 06:42 AM
W T H? all of a sudden I am MOTS .. how lame of a title is that?

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Message Edited on 09/12/0312:42AM by Fyredawg

XyZspineZyX
09-12-2003, 07:16 AM
humm no worries. it could be worse you could be a lonely postman[b]*holds head down in shame*

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XyZspineZyX
09-12-2003, 01:20 PM
The text-

Now in the
- news................................Ubisoft loses
- sales due to poor customer service and falsly
- advertised "technical
- support".....................In a gathering of top
- Bush administration officials, word leaked out that
- America wants to stop N. Korea from building Nuclear
- Reactors just because N. Korea is full Ubisoft
- supporters.....................Ubisoft enemies grow
- %3.25 today.....................Newest patch for
- Raven Shield include a whopping 14 extra computer
- crashing bugs, with a bonus extra level that makes
- your computer explode and kill
- you.....................New patch available for
- download for Ubisoft's Raven Shield (patch
- 1.99999999b).....................Culprit in massive
- power outage in the N.E. of United States found; A
- computer gamer was playing Raven Shield, and the
- FPS' dropped so low, that it drained the electricity
- of the N.E......................New investigation
- concludes that Liberia broke into civil war because
- their president defended Ubisoft, and the citizens
- did not.....................Author Tom Clancy gets
- arrested today as he enters game company Ubisoft
- offices, and strikes a developer several times in
- the face before escorted out of the building by a
- SWAT team.....................Man wanted for murder
- takes hostages in Montana home; police say that the
- demands are that Ubisoft stops screwing customers
- over. The police abruptly stopped negotiating when
- they found out his demands, and sent in the SWAT
- team in fear that the demands were
- impossible.....................Ex-Police Chief
- Charles Moose tells reporters of why he didn't write
- about his lousy experiences with game company
- Ubisoft. Moose says he will have to write another
- book just about
- that................................Man in L.A.
- jumps off 7 storey building today. Suicide note
- tells of a sad story - the man was trying to get
- Raven Shield to work on his computers for 3 weeks
- straight with no technical support



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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 03:41 AM
Yeah, thats pretty damn funny /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



He had an earlier one, which was still funny, but this one is funnier /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
09-15-2003, 12:19 PM
here it is... thanks! I try to keep it updated to current events /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

<font color="white"><table style="filter:glow[color=blue, strength=4)"><font size=1>"People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf"
- George Orwell</table><font color="white">
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<marquee bgcolor="#000000"><font color="yellow"><font size=4>Now in the news................................Ubisoft loses sales due to poor customer service and falsly advertised "technical support".....................In a gathering of top Bush administration officials, word leaked out that America wants to stop N. Korea from building Nuclear Reactors just because N. Korea is full Ubisoft supporters.....................Ubisoft enemies grow %3.25 today.....................Newest patch for Raven Shield include a whopping 14 extra computer crashing bugs, with a bonus extra level that makes your computer explode and kill you.....................New patch available for download for Ubisoft's Raven Shield (patch 1.99999999b).....................Culprit in massive power outage in the N.E. of United States found; A computer gamer was playing Raven Shield, and the FPS' dropped so low, that it drained the electricity of the N.E......................New investigation concludes that Liberia broke into civil war because their president defended Ubisoft, and the citizens did not.....................Author Tom Clancy gets arrested today as he enters game company Ubisoft offices, and strikes a developer several times in the face before escorted out of the building by a SWAT team.....................Man wanted for murder takes hostages in Montana home; police say that the demands are that Ubisoft stops screwing customers over. The police abruptly stopped negotiating when they found out his demands, and sent in the SWAT team in fear that the demands were impossible.....................Ex-Police Chief Charles Moose tells reporters of why he didn't write about his lousy experiences with game company Ubisoft. Moose says he will have to write another book just about that................................Man in L.A. jumps off 7 storey building today. Suicide note tells of a sad story - the man was trying to get Raven Shield to work on his computers for 3 weeks straight with no technical support</marquee><font color="white">[/b]</u>[/i]</font size>

XyZspineZyX
09-15-2003, 10:36 PM
lol/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif thats a really good sig. never took the time to really read all of it. it is long./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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