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XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 04:55 AM
http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky1.jpg

1. I free Sharky from the the swinging rope and we head out on a little boat for our great adventure.


http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky2.jpg

2. Sharky is a bit too chunky to be running through access tunnels, but I didn't want to say anything to hurt his feelings. He's been on some kind of high protein diet, but it's not helping.


http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky3.jpg

3. We make our way to the elevator. I let Sharky push the button cause I didn't want to hear him whine all night.


http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky4.jpg

4. Sharky takes out one of the bad guys for me. Good boy, good boy Sharky.


http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky5.jpg

5. We're now ready to enter the radar facility.


http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky6.jpg

6. Now we make our final heroic escape. Unfortunately Sharky didn't make it so it's shark flam-bo for me! I'll miss that delicious little fella.

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 04:55 AM
http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky1.jpg

1. I free Sharky from the the swinging rope and we head out on a little boat for our great adventure.


http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky2.jpg

2. Sharky is a bit too chunky to be running through access tunnels, but I didn't want to say anything to hurt his feelings. He's been on some kind of high protein diet, but it's not helping.


http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky3.jpg

3. We make our way to the elevator. I let Sharky push the button cause I didn't want to hear him whine all night.


http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky4.jpg

4. Sharky takes out one of the bad guys for me. Good boy, good boy Sharky.


http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky5.jpg

5. We're now ready to enter the radar facility.


http://home.earthlink.net/~slwoodgraphics/sharky6.jpg

6. Now we make our final heroic escape. Unfortunately Sharky didn't make it so it's shark flam-bo for me! I'll miss that delicious little fella.

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 05:00 AM
Bravo Bravo *claps*
that must have been very hard to do that bravo

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 05:02 AM
nice

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 05:02 AM
Dude I did the exact same thing and called the shark sharky. Thats scary.

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 05:14 AM
Wow. That is just about the best thing I've seen all day.

Truly an inspiring adventure. One for the ages.

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 05:15 AM
Yey! Well done, I is suitably impressed http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 05:25 AM
more episodes!

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 05:29 AM
actually, its always the mark of a great game when you end up with stories like these. earlier today, i was showing the demo to a friend when a white merc burst out some bushes, fired, and backed into the bushes. seconds later, a black merc burst out, fired, and retreated, prompting my friend to shout "HE CHANGED!", followed by much laughter as we quickly realised they were two seperate mercs.

heh heh heh

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 05:41 AM
lolol nice

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 05:43 AM
we dubbed it the "inverse MJ effect bush". then we laughed some more.

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 05:46 AM
hahahahaha, a bush like that could be very useful!

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XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 05:52 AM
the other funny thing was the glitch that sometimes kills all the mercs at the beach with the minigun. me and my friend arrived there to find multiple corpses that we had fairly obviously not killed.
"FAR CRY- the first ever game to feature dynamic AI that randomly dies of food poisoning".

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 06:09 AM
hahahha glorious

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 06:11 AM
I wanna know how much time you spent getting him up all those damn stairs.../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 06:18 AM
Quite awhile with a whoooooooooole lot of rounds of ammo, rockets, grenades, machetes, twigs, leaves, dead pigs, branches, and anything else I could get my hands on to swat em lol.

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 03:48 PM
LolOlol

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XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 03:55 PM
ever get the feelinmg some people have to much time on their hands. lol well done very impressive

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 03:56 PM
I tryed doing it with the Machete cheat, its very fun with that /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

When you hit the shark with the machete, he'll fly away like he's been hit by a 4 nuke or something.

But i couldnt find him anymore /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Way to go with the episode /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 04:15 PM
well done dude, you rock

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 04:20 PM
how do you free sharky from the rope?? rockets ang grnades wont do the trick it seems http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 04:22 PM
Thats so cool, very funny stuff.. I did something too but not as spectacular. Shark chain sniped from the Fort. Check it out /i/smilies/16x16_robot-happy.gif

http://mtwirefree.net/deadlyforce/SharkFall.wmv

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XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 04:45 PM
how do u move the shark so far?
i can only move it a few feet http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
also is there a way to poush a boat back into the water if you ground it??

XyZspineZyX
01-24-2004, 04:55 PM
P4p3Rc1iP wrote:
- how do you free sharky from the rope?? rockets ang
- grnades wont do the trick it seems /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif


Just shoot the chain from which the shark is hanging on.
Desert Eagle should do the trick /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

XyZspineZyX
01-25-2004, 01:17 AM
Any chance of your 2nd advernture

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XyZspineZyX
01-25-2004, 01:27 AM
Tim_Bevan wrote:
- the other funny thing was the glitch that sometimes
- kills all the mercs at the beach with the minigun.
- me and my friend arrived there to find multiple
- corpses that we had fairly obviously not killed.
- "FAR CRY- the first ever game to feature dynamic AI
- that randomly dies of food poisoning".
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-
-

Yeah me too but then I saw these three dots that made the shape of a triangle rise up my chest, huh....

XyZspineZyX
01-25-2004, 02:00 AM
Well the first exciting adventure kinda wrote itself, but the second would be a bit more difficult. After all, there's only so many things you can do with a dead shark ( legally ).

XyZspineZyX
01-25-2004, 05:13 PM
I am laughing so hard right now I cant breathe - this is amazing!

You are a screenshot god in my book...

And I thought it was fun to toss the bodies into the water and make them dance...

XyZspineZyX
01-26-2004, 02:13 AM
Consider this a well deserved bump./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
01-26-2004, 02:29 AM
Thats friggin hilarious.You need to do a story with the 2 pigs.Im sure someone will come up with something hilarious.

XyZspineZyX
01-26-2004, 02:29 AM
Awesome, I wish I had that much time on my hands http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

XyZspineZyX
01-26-2004, 04:39 AM
Sharky is cool as cool can be. Man, I just wish he didn't die in the end! Well, I hope his brother comes to avenge his death!

Stupendous!



Message Edited on 01/25/0410:41PM by killroy-x

XyZspineZyX
01-26-2004, 04:42 AM
We need to give him a proper ceremony.

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XyZspineZyX
01-27-2004, 02:42 AM
Well I lied about his death to protect his privacy. He is back though for a new episode.

XyZspineZyX
01-29-2004, 02:56 AM
Hey Woodman! Get the pictures working! I love this crap!

XyZspineZyX
01-29-2004, 03:02 AM
Well since the stories started to fall back a few pages, I thought everyone was tired of them already and was going back to post nothing but bug reports lol.

XyZspineZyX
01-29-2004, 03:04 AM
Are you crazy, I'm telling people to go to this forum to check it out! You're famous (well actually Sharky)

XyZspineZyX
01-29-2004, 03:07 AM
Ok, I'll put them back up in case there's a few people who haven't seen em already.

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 03:17 AM
Thanks!

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 10:56 PM
I've got one question...where is the shark????Hanging on a rope where???

XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 11:30 PM
Don't worry I'll teach sharky a lesson - video - right click save as (http://www.wam.umd.edu/~jbrozen/FarCry/FarCrySharkTest.avi)

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XyZspineZyX
01-30-2004, 11:50 PM
*bump*

NRG-753
05-26-2004, 07:58 AM
*bump*...again http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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Destroyer4312
05-26-2004, 06:51 PM
how come i cant see ur pictures? id love to see them this sounds incredible
their little red X's???

X3no_Ace
05-26-2004, 08:08 PM
same ^^

SweSent
05-27-2004, 12:32 AM
Get the pics working man - after reading all these wonderful responses you've got - it's a crime that I'm not able to see 'em !!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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[Kaps]uBm
05-27-2004, 02:31 AM
gues his webosit is a bit overquoted

if u like i gonna host the story on
our webhost,
just load the pics up there:
http://kapsreiter.org/Forum/upload.php

u gonna find them then here:
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Gaendaal
05-27-2004, 02:45 AM
Yeah, get the pics up!

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flat6nut
05-27-2004, 01:57 PM
Pics please. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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