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JadesDream
07-24-2004, 09:43 AM
*************GRAND OPENING*************
**********ALL FORUMITES WELCOME**********

Jade stood in front of The Revelation Bar and Grille and looked at the banner hanging from the roof. It was a bit crooked, but it got the point across she thought.

Now the name of the place says Bar and Grille, but over there in the corner is an old fashioned soda fountain counter. We not only specialize in exotic food and drinks, we also have any type of ice cream, malt, milk shake and dessert known and unknown to mankind. So come on in...have a seat. Tell us about yourself or just stop in to say hi when you're feeling stressed. The RL Bar and Grille can be stressful...so come in here to unwind and relax. You're among friends here. Oh and by the way, if the Proprietor happens to be out, just drop your money in the jar on the bar over there. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

In honor of our grand opening...the first round is on the house!



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JadesDream
07-24-2004, 09:43 AM
*************GRAND OPENING*************
**********ALL FORUMITES WELCOME**********

Jade stood in front of The Revelation Bar and Grille and looked at the banner hanging from the roof. It was a bit crooked, but it got the point across she thought.

Now the name of the place says Bar and Grille, but over there in the corner is an old fashioned soda fountain counter. We not only specialize in exotic food and drinks, we also have any type of ice cream, malt, milk shake and dessert known and unknown to mankind. So come on in...have a seat. Tell us about yourself or just stop in to say hi when you're feeling stressed. The RL Bar and Grille can be stressful...so come in here to unwind and relax. You're among friends here. Oh and by the way, if the Proprietor happens to be out, just drop your money in the jar on the bar over there. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

In honor of our grand opening...the first round is on the house!



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Grizz65
07-24-2004, 11:42 AM
Grizz stopped and looked at the banner. He scratched his head a bit, thinking, and then he went in.

He looked the place over. It looked good, especially the soda fountain in the corner. He approached the bar and sat. A beautiful young lady came and smiled at him.

"Welcome," she said. "You're my first customer. What can I get you?"

Grizz smiled back. She was very nice and friendly. He said, "Your name is Jade, isn't it? Well Jade, you have a nice place here. Is that soda fountain for real, or just for show? If it's for real, could you make a real old fashioned chocolate malt? Please! And while you're at it, could you use some help around here? It must get tiresome being the only one behind the bar. I can offer you at least part-time bar tending, and soda jerking if there is a need."

Jade came and set a real choclate malt in front of him. She smiled and said, "Try it. You'll love it! Trust me!" And she chuckled.

He put two straws in it, and sucked hard. It was so thick it just oozed through the straws, just like he remembered. He sighed, and smiled at her. "This is just perfect! NIce to have a place to relax while waiting for Myst 4's release."

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JadesDream
07-25-2004, 09:28 AM
Jade put out her hand and shook Grizz's hand. "Yes, some help would be great...thanks!"

She posted the specials of the day:

Grilled Mahi Mahi
All You Can Eat Shrimp
Grouper
Catfish

Then she realized she detested Sea Food so she modified it just a bit:

Blackened Chicken
10 oz Sirloin w/Loaded Baked Potato
Pork Chops
Baby Back Ribs

Great...now all we need is a cook. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

She checked back later to look at the board and yelled, "Hey, who's the wise guy?" (http://www.yourplacemenus.com/s1/dry_erase_w_model_yp.jpg)



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[This message was edited by JadesDream on Sun July 25 2004 at 11:45 AM.]

matt myat
07-25-2004, 03:16 PM
not me (grinned matt http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

mmm... foood

did i hear you're looking for a cook?

"yeah" said Jade, "that your specialty?"

nope, i'm a umm... well that doesn't matter - but i know one good cook, well actually i know she's a fantastic baker - you've met earthangell? i'm sure she'll love to help you out - and she don't do raw fish either - so you're on the mark there!

JadesDream
07-25-2004, 03:30 PM
"Hurray! Thanks, Matt! I've heard she bakes a mean batch of mini blueberry muffins." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-happy.gif Jade calls over the Myst IV: Revelation loudspeaker:

*clearing throat*

May I have your attention please: Will earthangell please report to the Revelation Bar and Grille as soon as possible. This is an emergency! If this had been only a test a loud beep would have...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

"Drat!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Jade shook the speaker until it stopped squawking and then sat down, smiling nervously at the hungry customers.



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AFGNCAAP
07-26-2004, 11:27 AM
AFGNCAAP wanders in wondering what all the commotion is about.

"Ahhh, somewhere to relax," he thought as he pulled up a chair. "Hope this place get's as popular as the Inn."

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Boshettee
07-26-2004, 07:33 PM
As I wander into this new establishment, I immediatly notice the hostess standing beside the menu special..."I don't need a table. I think I will make myself comfortable at the bar for now. Thanks."

Sees Jade behind the bar, running back and forth, and to and from the kitchen. "Hi ya, Jade. Working two jobs now?"

"When you've time, how about a cold Miller Lite?"

Eat_My_Shortz
07-27-2004, 05:57 AM
EMS enters and walks over to the music player (which was brought from JadesDream's Relto)... he pushes the button and the room is filled with Jack Wall's new Myst IV theme! (http://www.mysterium.ch/revelation/revelationmaintheme.mp3)

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JadesDream
07-27-2004, 06:10 AM
Jade slides a cold miller lite (http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/5019/ml2.gif) down the bar to Boshette, smiling when he catches it in his hand. She nods her head to the other guests and says, "Welcome! Glad you could make it." She hums along to the Myst IV theme, wondering if she could convince some VIPs to visit the restaurant. That might attract more customers.

If she didn't find a cook soon, there was going to be big trouble. Her own cooking skills were...well, let's just say when the family ever got together, Jade only had to bring the paper plates and napkins.



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Grizz65
07-27-2004, 06:21 AM
Grizz, who has been in the kitchen making himself a little breakfast, pops his head out the door.

"Hey," he says, "I know you hired me to be a bartender, but I can cook a little too. If anyone is hungry, I can manage a decent breakfast for them."

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JadesDream
07-28-2004, 06:28 AM
"I'll take a swiss cheese and bacon omelette." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-happy.gif "Strong coffee with extra cream and sugar." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif "Pancakes." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif "Hash browns." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif "Why are you looking at me like that...hey, I'm hungry!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/mockface.gif



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Elkae
07-28-2004, 09:41 AM
Elkae wanders in looking as if she'd just lost her two best friends. She orders a cup of strong black coffee to go, leaves her money on the bar with a thank-you nod and heads back to Uru before anyone can notice the tear in her eye.

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earthangell
07-28-2004, 01:43 PM
Earthangell, after finally getting back into town, sees the sign for the new Bar & Grill. Feeling excited, and just a bit nervous, she walks in. Seeing all the familiar faces, she relaxes and walks up to the counter to order an ice cream sundae. Suddenly she hears a loud speaker announcement calling for her. "What did I do now?" she wonders. "I just got here!" She then realizes it's a plea for help! She rushes over to Jade, and asks if she still needs a baker/cook. "If you do, I'm ready and willing! Only two things.....1) No raw fish, and 2) i can't work on Sundays..."

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

JadesDream
07-28-2004, 02:38 PM
Jade gives earthangell a big hug ((((EA)))). "Thank you SO much! Hurray!! We have a cook/baker!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/10.gif "So glad to hear about the raw fish...ewwww."

She notices the note left by Elkae and calls Grizz over to look at it. "I hope she wasn't talking about us! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif Aww... {{{{Elkae}}}}...you haven't lost anybody, girlfriend! We're still around and love you dearly! You can't pry us away. We're like two bad pennies that just keep showing up everywhere!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Jade asks EA if she can bake some chocolate chip cookies pronto so she can have them delivered to Elkae's Relto. She carefully wraps the cookies and puts them in a basket and then she attaches a note:
To Our Dear Friend Elkae,
Please stop in and visit whenever can. We would LOVE to see you!!
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/heart.gif Jade



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earthangell
07-28-2004, 02:52 PM
So excited to have found a job doing what she loves, Earthangell hurries back into the kitchen. She puts on her new apron and immediately starts baking up a storm! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

earthangell
07-28-2004, 08:49 PM
Desserts up!! Tonight's specialty... White Chocolate Raspberry Pie w/ an Oreo Crust!

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

matt myat
07-29-2004, 03:25 AM
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif yummy!!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Grizz65
07-29-2004, 05:07 AM
Grizz sits at the bar with a big grin on his face. He is so happy to have been freed from the kitchen! And earthangell is so much better there than he is. It is good just to sit and listen to the happy sounds coming from there.

Then he notices the coffee is getting low. Well coffee is his job, and he has his own special blend, often mixed with special ingredients for those who may have a little head in the morning. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

When it is done, he announces in a carrying voice... 'Coffee is up! Get it while it's hot and black!"

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JadesDream
07-29-2004, 06:44 AM
As Jade walks in the R.B.& G., she can smell fresh brewed coffee. "Yes! Thanks, Grizz!" She fills a huge mug, then sits at the bar with EA to discuss the menu for the week.

"This looks yummy!"

"That has snapper in it." EA pointed out gently.

"Hmmm...wow this looks good."

"Swordfish."

"How about this one, it looks..."

"Scallops."

"Oh...maybe I better let..."

"Yes, I'll take care of the menu."

"Thanks, EA." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



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matt myat
07-29-2004, 03:22 PM
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so what's on the menu angell?

earthangell
07-29-2004, 06:39 PM
I'm thinking BAR-B-Q!!!! Spareribs, corn on the cobs, shishkabobs w/ chicken, mushrooms, bell peppers, and onions, Hotdogs, Hamburgers, Baked Beans, Home-made Potato Chips and Fries, and for Dessert: Apple, Blueberry, and Cherry pies, And fresh Home-made Ice Cream!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

earthangell
07-29-2004, 10:04 PM
WOW!! that turned out well! now who's up for a late night snack? i've got S'mores to go with the hot chocolate!

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

matt myat
07-30-2004, 04:21 AM
yum! yes please http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

your food is too tasty angell!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

gaberax
07-30-2004, 07:13 AM
**Gaberax shuffles in. Finding a seat at the bar, he raises a paw to get the barkeeps attention.**

Beer, please...make it a draft. And do you have any snacks? Peanuts? Pretzels? Eyeballs? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

Grrr...
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Grizz65
07-30-2004, 08:59 AM
Grizz draws one large cool one, lets the head build, and then sets it on the bar in front of Gaberax.

"One draft beer." He smiles a crooked smile, and adds... "Eyeballs is it? Would that be fried, boiled, pickled, or candied? And do you want a large bag or the small?" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/icon_twisted.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

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JadesDream
07-31-2004, 07:58 AM
Jade has just washed the last BBQ dish and is drying her hands on the dish towel. "I really don't like this rule of 'If you don't cook, you clean', what manical cook invented that anyway." she muttered.



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Elkae
07-31-2004, 09:48 PM
Elkae stops by late at night and leaves a note for Jade and Grizz:

Sorry I've been a little "spaced" lately. Thanks so much for the chocolate chip cookies. They were absolutely delicious. And my hair didn't even turn funny colors after I ate them. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

[[[[[[[[[[[[Group Hugs]]]]]]]]]]]]

Love,
Elkae

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JadesDream
08-01-2004, 10:04 AM
Jade walked into the RBG and waved at Grizz behind the bar. "Do you have any fresh coffee made?" He looked at her with his 'What do you think' expression and poured her a cup. He picked up the note from Elkae and showed it to her.

"Ohhh...I'm so glad she liked them! I hope she'll come back and visit us soon! Erm...what is this little doodle on the page right here? It looks like a flying saucer." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Jade opened the door to the kitchen and called out to earthangell, "Your chocolate chip cookies are a hit! Do you mind making some more?"



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gaberax
08-02-2004, 06:51 AM
**Gaberax enters the bar and proceeds behind it. Finding a pencil and a pad, he scrawls a brief note:*

Grizz, thanks for the eyeballs. They were delicious. Maybe you can rustle some more up? I'll keep an eye out for them.

**Satisfied with the note, Gaberax pours a cup of coffee, unfolds a copy of the Baltimore Sun and finds a dark corner.**

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JadesDream
08-02-2004, 04:04 PM
Jade comes in from the kitchen, carrying some clean glasses. She glances down at the note from Gaberax that's sitting on the bar as she puts the glasses away. "Eyeballs?" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif

She looks over in the corner at the dark green shape sitting there and makes a hasty retreat back to the kitchen.



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Grizz65
08-02-2004, 06:33 PM
Grizz looks up from where he is polishing the bar with a bar rag, and grins. Well, no one would expect Jade to have an appetite that would come anywhere remotely close to the appetite of Gaberax! But here at the Revelation Bar & Grille the aim is always to please the customer, and to supply, as far as reason and legality allows, whatever food or drink the customer might request.

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earthangell
08-03-2004, 07:47 PM
"Nope, I don't mind!" EA yells back.. and immediately starts baking some more. then, realizing how close to dinner it now is, she starts making Chicken & Dumplings, with mixed vegetables on the side. and for dessert, Peach, Cherry, and Blueberry Cobblers.

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

JadesDream
08-04-2004, 05:35 AM
Jade looked over the delicious food and smiled at EA. "You are one terrific cook! I am so glad to have you here!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

She walked around the room and greeted all the customers. Asking if they needed a refill on coffee or tea. When she reached the corner where Gaberax was sitting, she carefully made a wide circle around that table.

When she came back to the bar, Grizz just looked at her and shook his head. "That's not being a very good hostess, you know."

http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/10.gif "I can't help it, he's scary." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/52.gif

"After all the things you've seen around here, you think that's scary? What about Zandi in that shirt? Now that's scary."



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Boshettee
08-04-2004, 03:24 PM
Grizz looks towards me, eyeing me closely, and hands the note from Gaberax.

"Eyeballs!!"

I quickly down my beer and make for the door. "I'm off to the opthamologist. "See" ya later!"

DebbieDec2003
08-04-2004, 03:25 PM
Toria stumbles into the Revelation B & G. "Was wondering where you folks were? The A&C has been so quiet. Ah, found the new hang-out http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif. Hey EA, I'll help do some cooking. I make a lovely lasagna and how about caesar salad on the side? And some nice peach pie with home-made vanilla ice cream for dessert. Anybody go for that? Um, could use a draft beer about now, thanks!"

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earthangell
08-04-2004, 03:49 PM
thanks Lori! sounds delish!! make yourself at home!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/heart.gif

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To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

JadesDream
08-04-2004, 04:21 PM
Grizz chuckled as he watched Boshettee run out the door. Jade leaned over the bar to ask what was so funny and Grizz pulled out a bag of gummi-eyes. (http://www.happybeagle.com/shelbysblog/images/hh/gummi-eyes-sm.jpg)

"Awww, Grizz...you better hide that bag. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/10.gif I think Gaberax thought you served genuine eyeballs." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/mockface.gif

Jade walked back in the kitchen and waved at Toria and EA and they shooed her back out. They yelled in unison, "We cook, YOU clean!"

"Drat."


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earthangell
08-04-2004, 04:34 PM
Sorry, Tori, slip o' the tounge!!

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

gaberax
08-04-2004, 07:11 PM
**Gaberax slips thru the door, shuffles to the bar and climbs into a seat**

Yo! Grizz! Got any firewater back there? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

Grrr...
http://home.comcast.net/~deniseell/GaberaxSmilie.gif

See the Squee's Journey....
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Chuckles58
08-04-2004, 11:01 PM
Chuckles58 wanders into the R B & G a little bit disoriented.

I must have made a wrong turn somewhere back there. I thought I was headed to the Age & Country Hotel for a root beer float before bedtime.

Well this place looks nice, and has a familiar look to it. I'll have to let Jade know she's got more competition than just Kestryll's Kahlo Pub.

Oh goodie, gummie eyeballs.

He quickly puts the bag of eyeballs down, then fixes himself the float, drops his money in the till, and sits while he enjoys his drink. Soon he heads out the door to figure out how he got here.

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earthangell
08-05-2004, 12:50 AM
Earthangell prepares a few "midnight specials" for late night visitors, and then makes preparations for breakfast, since she'll be out of town for a couple of days. She leaves a note, "Hope ya'll enjoy! I'll be back in a couple of days! Have Fun!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/heart.gif

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

matt myat
08-05-2004, 05:55 AM
Matt enjoys some delicious cooking leaving a few notes in the jar on the till and a note on the counter: Delish chicken angell! If you drop back in, have fun too! otherwise, hope you had a good time!!

DebbieDec2003
08-05-2004, 07:37 AM
Toria stumbles in again (a common theme in her life!) and sets to work, making pancakes, BACON (anybody seen Kevin?), and hash browns. Her coffee is excellent btw (ahhhh, she sighs, sipping on it). Hope you have a nice time EA! Bye Matt, CYA!

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Footprint
08-05-2004, 08:07 AM
Footprint sitting on a seat close to Gaberax sees the Squee's Journey at the bar: *Can I have a look? Oh, and don't smack with your eyeballs!*

Many chuckles later footprint lifts himself a little from his seat to see if he wetted it. *Wow, this is a marvelous journey! Humour! Great idea to follow the Path of the Squee and please send it to my place some time too.*

-= truth need no words -- with short dripping Kemo hair =-

gaberax
08-05-2004, 07:53 PM
"Glad you enjoyed the show, Footprint" Gaberax smiles wickedly. "Watch this" he whispers. He catches JadesDream's eye and winks broadly. "Say, bartender, can we get a bowl of ladyfingers down here...no rings."
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/icon_twisted.gif

Grrr...
http://home.comcast.net/~deniseell/GaberaxSmilie.gif

See the Squee's Journey....
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JadesDream
08-07-2004, 10:23 AM
Jade disappears into the kitchen and returns before Grizz has a chance to reply. "Here, allow me." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif She places a bowl of chilli okra lady fingers (http://www.shiokadelicious.com/shiokadelicious/sambal_chilli_okra_lady_fingers.jpg) on the bar in front of Gaberax and smiles. "I hope you enjoy that. EA is out of town, so I'm filling in as a cook this weekend."

Suddenly several customers got up and left.



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Footprint
08-07-2004, 10:30 AM
Footprint says *bon appetite* to Gaber and puts his hand over his mouth while running outside. He badly needs to go to the PotS now.

-= truth needs no words =-

gaberax
08-07-2004, 09:22 PM
**Gaberax eyes the ladyfinger suspiciously, casts narrowed eyes at JadesDream and thinks for a moment. Then he shruggs his shoulders and tilts the plate into his mouth, resulting in.....
http://www.fyregod.com/fg_images/pic1c.jpg



Whew! Good ladyfingers! http://www.sathouse.com.pa/forums/images/smilies/burnt.gif

Grrr...
http://home.comcast.net/~deniseell/GaberaxSmilie.gif

See the Squee's Journey....
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Grizz65
08-08-2004, 09:54 AM
Grizz heard EA yell, "FIRE! FIRE!", so he grabbed the bucket in the kitchen and filled it with water and ran into the bar and threw the water on the only fire he saw.

A dripping Gaberax emerged and said dryly, "Thanks a lot, I needed that." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

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DudeMiester
08-09-2004, 12:11 AM
DudeMiester walks in pimpin his new fur coat, and take a look around through his stylin' sunglasses. He sees some animal rights activists gawking at his coat, and with a devious smile simply replies, "Don't worry, I used my own cat." He walks up to the bar and rests his ebony pimp-cane with a silver lion's head handle again the bar, sets his sky blue felt hat with a rather large and fluffy feather down beside him, and with more bling hanging on his neck then Mr. T, states, "Damn I'm hot! No really I am, this weather is no place for a fur coat like this. And this bling, it s killing my neck! Arg, I thought it was cool to be pimp, but it turns out its just a pain in the ***. Oh well I don't want all this junk anymore." Then just dropping all his pimpin gear on a nearby table he shouts, "Anyone who wants it, it's all yours!"

Now settled in, he says, "What on earth is going on here anyways? I feel like I'm living in a MUD or something. Forgive me, I didn't sleep well last night, and my mind's on the fritz. Yo Jade! Get me some coffee if you please. That should clear my head." Accepting his drink with sincere thanks, he chugs it all, steaming hot, in a single gulp. "Man, I love this kind of existance. One where the infinite is possible, and perfection is just around the corner."

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JadesDream
08-10-2004, 04:56 AM
Jade poured Dude a coffee and then ran around the bar to stand next to Grizz. They had the Merriam Webster dictionary on the bar between them as they searched.

"Hmm...bling...no, it's not in here." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Jade turned the cover over, "Well, no wonder...this book is from 1985!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

"Wait...here's pimp...erm...no, I'm sure that's not what he meant." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif

"If it is, we may have to have Gaberax escort him outside." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-mad.gif "Hey, that reminds me. Do you suppose Gaberax would consider a job as the bouncer?"

"Jade, do you really need a bouncer in a bar and grille?"

They stared at Dudemeister for a few minutes with his cat fur coat.

"It wouldn't hurt to ask, would it?"

"Nope."

gaberax
08-10-2004, 10:06 AM
"Bouncer?" Gaberax muses. "Hmmmm." Visions of obstreperous patrons flying through the bat wings of an old western saloon leap into Gaberax's mind. He sees himself dressed like Marshal Dillion from Gunsmoke, tin star shining bravely on his chest.
http://home.comcast.net/~deniseell/gunsmoke.jpg
He smiles wickedly to himself. He rouses from his reverie at Jade's shouts.
"Gaberax? Snap out of it. Hey, are you okay?" she yells, snapping her fingers before his eyes.
"Huh? Oh yeah. Fine, thanks." the troll shakes his head, making the distinct sound of a maraca. "Bling, I think that it refers to jewelry...like bling-bling." he says absently. "Hey! Think you could use a bouncer around here? I know some moves."
Images of Bruce Lee spring through his mind...
http://home.comcast.net/~deniseell/kungfu.gif

Grrr...
http://home.comcast.net/~deniseell/GaberaxSmilie.gif

See the Squee's Journey....
http://photos.yahoo.com/photographs@prodigy.net

[This message was edited by Gaberax on Tue August 10 2004 at 10:57 AM.]

earthangell
08-10-2004, 02:49 PM
EA suddenly rushes back in, heading for the kitchen... Sorry i'm late!! that had to be one of the craziest weekend road trips we've ever taken! Hey, Gaberax! Are you related to that gargoyle who runs that restraunt at the Bazaar on Deva? Now, who wants Chili Con Quesa?

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

matt myat
08-11-2004, 02:43 AM
Chili Con Quesa? what's that? Sounds good, I'm up for it http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Where did you go angell?

JadesDream
08-11-2004, 05:02 AM
"Excellent!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-happy.gif "Let's see...we have cooks, bartender, bouncer and...hmmm...."

Grizz looked at Jade and said, "Aren't you the dishwasher?" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

"Yes, Grizz, thank you oh so very much for reminding me." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Jade peeked into the kitchen to see how EA was managing and saw all the pots filled with chili. "Drat. That's going to be messy."



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earthangell
08-11-2004, 09:49 AM
sorry Jade! it was a popular choice! hey Matt!! long time no see! how's little Myat doing? i have some extra sunflower seeds set aside for him!
we went Idaho to see my husband's gramma b-4 she leaves this age. then we stopped off on the east side o' Washington to pick up a bunch of furniture frome his aunt's place, then we came home. i don't know what the distances are, but i do know it's not a trip one wants to make in 3 days!! EXHAUSTING!!! hey Grizz! can i get some of your delish vanilla hot chocolate?? please????

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

DudeMiester
08-11-2004, 03:09 PM
DudeMiester notices the people giving him odd looks, and does nothing. Seeing as no one is terribly interested in relieving him of his useless coat and bling, he simply snaps his fingers and it disappears while mumbling something about "Mind over matter." He is now wearing plain jeans and T-shirt.

"So anyone interested in philosophy, like the nature of reality, and it's subjective aspects? I personally find the virtuality of reality somewhat amusing."

At the same time a strage glow eminating from him, and space itself seemed to bend around him. Suddenly the very material of the bar fell away leaving nothingness in its wake. All that was left was the people, but not their bodies, but the essence of their minds, what some call the soul.

"These are the only things that are truely real"

And as fast as the strange transformation occured, as was normal once more. However, rather then a bland view of a city street outside the bar windows, there was a dramatic ocean vista, the sun sparkling off the ocean waves. The bar was transported to atop a coastal cliff, with the ocean waves crashing at it's base, beautiful gardens surrounding it, and a cool ocean breeze invading every corner.

"There's a trail that's cut into the cliff if you want to check out the coast. Also, there are numerous paths through the gardens. Oh and if anyone needs to get back to town, I've created a linking book where the walkway to the parking lot used to be, figured it was appropiate. Personally, I think this is a much nicer setting for a bar. Just wait 'till nightfall when the fireflies come out, the moon hanging in the sky and its soft light accentuating the beauty of this place. DudeMiester, grand master of reality manipulation at your service, but you can just call me Dude, d00d! lol. btw, good coffee."

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matt myat
08-11-2004, 04:16 PM
Hey jade, hey angell, hey dude, (matt ignores the creepy green guy in the corner)

Sounds like a nice trip angell. Oh, that's very nice of you, Myat would love some sunflower seeds, wouldn't you Myat?

glad you're back angell, i won't comment on jade's cooking, but my are these plates shiney! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

earthangell
08-11-2004, 05:23 PM
aren't they, though? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

earthangell
08-11-2004, 07:00 PM
Hmmm... dinner time.... I'm thinking ITALIAN!!! we gots Spaghetti w/ Meatballs, Lasagna, Garlic Bread, White Sauce Pizza, etc... who's first? oh yes, and for dessert: Pineapple Upside-Down Cake!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/heart.gif

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

DudeMiester
08-11-2004, 07:49 PM
"I'm going to eat down by the seashore, but first we need a patio there" DudeMiester said, closing his eyes. Suddenly a blast of light sweapt through the bar. "There we go." And with that DudeMiester headed out with his dinner, down the trail and admiring the view the entire way.

Near the base of the cliff there it was, a patio with large square tiles of green granite for the floor, and a polished bronze handrailing going around it accented by regular ornate carvings cut into the bronze. He sat at one of the many frosted glass tables in a comfortable chair with padded cushions set into a stainless steel frame. There he enjoyed the wonderful Italian dinner listening to the gentle roar of the ocean waves crashing in the background

"Man this food is good! Kudos to the Revelation Bar and Grill staff," DudeMiester mused to himself as he relaxed watching the setting sun.

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gaberax
08-11-2004, 08:51 PM
**Gaberax grabs a styrofoam plate of Lasagna and a luke warm Budweiser and takes a place on the stool sitting in front of a dilapidated "Twilight Zone" pinball machine, the glass of which is covered with dried beer rings and cigarette ashes. Waving a paw to clear the cloying smoke, he gazes out the dirty window and spies DudeMeister down by the beach, taking his dinner by the shore.**
"Are those tables frosted GLASS?" he mutters to himself. "Pretty fancy schmancy."
http://www.appolo.com/collection/twilightzone/P011032.jpg

Grrr...
http://home.comcast.net/~deniseell/GaberaxSmilie.gif

See the Squee's Journey....
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JadesDream
08-12-2004, 04:34 AM
After Jade finished washing the pots with chili and spaghetti (gee...thanks! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif ) she strolled outside to the patio. She lifted her hair off her neck and revelled in the cool refreshing breeze. "This is beautiful, but I just have one question. Hey Dude, how do the customers actually get here?" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif



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Grizz65
08-12-2004, 04:37 AM
Grizz, blithly ignoring all the hubbub and transportations, or whatever the heek DudeMiester is up to, goes to the hot beverage shelf and whips up a large pot of hot chocolate, putting in lots of Vanilla for that extra little touch.

When it is done, he pours a large cup full, and sets it on the hot shelf for EA, Giving her a shout~~ "Hey EA. Hot chocolate's ready! Get it while it's hot!"

Then he pours a cup for himself, and one for Jade. She looks like she can use it, being just a little disconcerted by the changes. He takes both cups to the patio, and hands one to Jade, enjoying the breeze as much as she is.

_______________________________
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earthangell
08-12-2004, 10:44 AM
Earthangell emerges from the kitchen when she hears Grizz's shout. With a smile of pleasure at the scent of Vanilla Hot Chocolate, she walks over to the bar, and gets her cup. Wandering outside to check out the new view, she sighs with contentment. "Thanx, Grizz! This really is what i needed." Looking out to the ocean, she sees a fling creature that reminds her of something.... Finishing off her hot chocolate quickly, she puts her cup down, and runs off to the beach, forgetting to say anything to Jade and Grizz; in fact, completely forgetting they were even there!

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

DudeMiester
08-12-2004, 09:01 PM
As they watch and listen to some sea birds fighting over a piece of fish, and others feeding their young nested in the cliff above, DudeMiester says to Jade, "I guess you were in the kitchen when I mentioned it, but I created some linking books between this place and the city. I figured it was the appropriate type of connection considering our collective interest in Myst." With a cuckle, he continued, "Since you started the place, if you want, I could show a selected group of others how to use these powers. They could fill out this place and all the details of it's structure and description. Certainly would enhance the experiance in my opinion."

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matt myat
08-13-2004, 01:19 AM
Matt walks in and is suddenly struct with disorientation. He looks up from the sand about his shoes, "Where did the Bar and Grille go??"

DudeMiester
08-13-2004, 02:16 AM
"How did you end up down here?" DudeMiester asked.

"I just saw the linking book at the parking lot, and used it, and I ended up at this beach."

"Well just go on up the path there, the bar is at the top of the cliff, I better fix that problem with the linking book."

Matt went on his way, and DudeMiester once more focused and with a flash of light moved the linking book back where it belonged. At the top of the cliff in front of the bar's main enterance.

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earthangell
08-13-2004, 11:01 AM
After having been out all night, Earthangell wanders back into the Bar and Grille with a bemused expression on herface and a tiny object in her hands. Mumbling softly to herself, "Meat, i need raw meat..." she stumbles into the kitchen.

Looking after her with worry, Jade cautiously follows her. "Where were you all night? I had to cook again, and you know how that turns out!"
"i'm sorry.... meat... i must get some meat..." EA replied.
"Meat????? What for???" Grizz said as he popped his head in, looking for some muffins.
EA shyly looked up from what she was holding. Opening up her hands, Jade and Grizz saw a tiny lizard with wings in a gorgeous golden color.
"For my fire lizard, Teyla. I think Dude landed us on Pern!!"

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

Grizz65
08-13-2004, 02:53 PM
Grizz took one look at the little lizard and ran to the kitchen. He returned with a two pound package of ground sirloin, unwrapping it as he ran. When he got to EA, he offered the raw meat to her, and made some small, bite sized globs that wouldn't choke the little lizard. "Feed her! Feed her!" he said urgently. Just stuff her and caress her and croon to her.

The little lizard hissed and made a lunge toward the raw meat, but Grizz placed a glob in EA's hand, and held the package out of reach.

EA offered the glob to the lizard, who snatched at it with a greedy mouth, and swallowed it whole. He gave EA more and the lizard ate them all, ate until she was just stuffed. Then she burped, and went to sleep in the crook of EA's elbow.

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

JadesDream
08-13-2004, 03:28 PM
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif Jade watched the lizard eating the raw meat and asked, "Will having this lizard in here break some sort of health code?" She glanced over to where Gaberax was munching on some gummi eyeballs. "Erm...guess not." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



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matt myat
08-13-2004, 05:37 PM
Matt staggered into the Bar and Grille from his hike up the cliff to stand dumbfound at the curious spectacle before him. Just as he was about to recover a darting blue blur swooped down from the rafters above. "Myat, No!!"

earthangell
08-13-2004, 09:42 PM
Ea, seeing the quick movement from above, immediately hunched over Teyla. Myat, however, was just curious to see the new creature that had entered his favorite domain. He perched on a chair to look over the little baby.

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

gaberax
08-13-2004, 10:50 PM
**Sploish, Sploish! A gooey rolling noise can be heard making it;s way across the barroom floor**
Hey I dropped some eyeballs anybody see'em...Oh! there the go...I got'em...
http://www.eng.bahcesehir.edu.tr/compe/html_picts/animated1/eyeballs.gif

Grrr...
http://home.comcast.net/~deniseell/GaberaxSmilie.gif

See the Squee's Journey....
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Grizz65
08-15-2004, 04:08 PM
Grizz comes in with a letter he just received. He posts it behind the bar so all the customers can read it.

"Dear Grizz,
I am still trapped in this RL age without power. This power puzzle is one that is beyond even the skills and talents of the Myst community to solve soon.

I will be back with you as soon as I can. Thank everyone there for their concern. I miss all of you guys, and can't wait to see you all again!
Love,
JadesDream"

After posting the letter, Grizz pours himself a cup of coffee and goes behind the bar. He raises the cup to the letter in a salute to Jade, sips, then takes a bar rag and begins pollshing the bar, now and then taking a sip of coffee from his cup. He misses Jade, but knows she will be back as soon as she possibly can.

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

earthangell
08-15-2004, 10:44 PM
Ea, finally coming out of her reverie, sees the note on the wall. Missing all of Jades help in the kitchen, she goes in and gets breakfast going, and then resignedly does all the dishes that have been piling up. humming a tune to herself, she goes and sits at the bar to chat with Grizz. "i'll just have a virgin Rasberry Razzler.." still humming softly, she motions to Teyla to come and sit on EA's shoulder. Wrapping her tail loosely around EA's throat, Teyla trills an accompianment to Ea's humming.

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

matt myat
08-16-2004, 05:13 AM
Matt comes over with Myat, joining in with Jingle Bells and For He's a Jolly Good Fellow respectively. Soon enough everyones absorbed in group syncronous contemplation.

Grizz65
08-16-2004, 06:09 AM
After the group sing-a-long, Grizz looks at EA and smiles. He promises to take up the slack in the kitchen while Jade is gone, and promises to wash the dishes in her absence so EA can keep the great things coming from the kitchen for all the customers to enjoy.

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

Grizz65
08-16-2004, 01:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/Olfar/wink.gif
A Letter From JadesDream to the Patrons of the Revelation Bar & Grill

Greetings from the Powerless Age, AKA Orlando, FL.
Shorah my friends. I wanted to drop a note to say hello, and to thank all of you for your warm wishes and prayers during this time.

I've learned some valuable lessons that I'd like to pass on about dealing with a hurricane.

#1 When told to stock up on ice, water, and dry goods, DO IT! (I did not. Thank God for family.)

#2 Fill up your gas tank. (I did not. I drove around for 45 minutes to find a station open, and nearly used all the gas I had left getting there.)

#3 When all the traffic lights are out, DO NOT ASSUME that all other drivers know the rules for 4-way stops. (Driving around town is as dangerous as the storm itself!)

#4 Teach your children that they can have fun without electricity, but to convince them that gathering debris, raking, and sweeping are fun is very tricky.

#5 Most important!!! Be patient and kind to every person you meet. A smile and a word of encouragement goes a long way!

I miss all of you, and I hope to see you very soon!
Love,
Jade

P.S. God bless the workers who came from all over the U.S. to help restore power.

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

DudeMiester
08-17-2004, 01:58 AM
DudeMiester calls out an open question, "My sympathies for Jade, and I hope all goes as well as it can for her. However, I must ask is is really worth it? Florida time and time again is a disaster zone, it's not a matter of if, but rather when. For all the sunshine and warm weather, is it worth the risk of injury and great finacial loss? In my opinion, no, but I'm sure there are those who will disagree."

Pondering such questions DudeMiester creates a sort of get well soon card for Jade, signs his name on it, and leaves it at the bar for the others to sign.

Forums are the Opiate of the Masses

earthangell
08-17-2004, 01:45 PM
earthangell, seeing the get well card for Jade, immediately signs her name and Teyla's. "This is a great idea! Dude is a really sweet guy!" she then hurries into the kitchen to get lunch going, and to make a special batch of brownies to send with the card. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

Grizz65
08-17-2004, 09:01 PM
Grizz smells the brownies baking, and pours a mug of coffee for EA and takes it into the kitchen for her. Then he roles up his sleeves and sets in to wash the mixing bowl, the utensils, and scrub down the counter. He grins at EA, hoping to cadge at least one brownie from the batch for himself.! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

earthangell
08-18-2004, 10:37 AM
EA, seeing Grizz's glances at the oven, tells him that there is 1 tray for the Bar and Grille people, and he can have first dibs.
"Thanx for thinkin' of me, but i don't drink coffee, just hot chocolate....yumm!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif"
"No Problem!!" and Grizz goes and gets her a large mug of Vanilla Hot Chocolate, EA's FAV!!
"Mmmmmm....thank you Grizz!! Just for that, you can have the whole tray! i'll make some more for the rest of us. Whoops, better get started on breakfast! How does Pancakes, Waffles, French Toast, with Fruit Syrups, Fresh Fruit, and Whipped Cream sound to you?"

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

Grizz65
08-18-2004, 04:59 PM
Grizz grins his biggest grin at EA, and eats a brownie with relish. Then he puts on an apron and begins to whistle as he begins the last of the washing up. He enjoys listening to the clamor of the guests out front as they make the plate of brownies disappear. Washing dishes has never been a particularly onerous job to him, and he continues to whistle as he works.

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

JadesDream
08-18-2004, 05:25 PM
Jade stumbles into the Bar and Grille, feeling extremely grateful to be back in the Myst world where she belongs. The Storm Age was no fun...NO FUN AT ALL. She waves to the customers as she strolls through and stops suddenly when the sound of scrubbing pots comes from the kitchen. She tries to tip toe back out carefully and then hears a loud splat...squash....ooze sound. She looks on the bottom of her shoe and sees a couple of eyeballs staring back at her. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif "EWWWWW...." she cries loudly. Grizz pokes his head out of the kitchen and runs up to her with a welcome back hug. "Hey Jade! Great to see you back! Oh, you're just in time to clean the rest of the dishes. Here you go." He puts the dish towel over her shoulder and hands her the scrub brush. "Gee...thanks Grizz." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



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Grizz65
08-18-2004, 05:32 PM
Grizz grins an evil little grin as he hands Jade the washing up tools, but he follows close behind her as she enters the kitchen, and begins to dry and put away the dishes and pots and pans as Jade washes. He may be a brat at times, but he is not one to shirk the work when it needs doing, and to help when he is needed. Beside, washing dishes with Jade is fun, and she tells him all the news about the storm that he had missed. It's good to get first hand accounts, and it's even better to have a dear friend back from the storm age.

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

earthangell
08-18-2004, 10:33 PM
Earthangell, being ttally excited to see jade back, gets out her baking books and starts searching frantically!
"Ahh... here it is!" She shoos both Grizz and Jade out of the kitchen, and soon they both hear mixers and bowls. In about an hour, a heavenly scent is allowed to waft from the kitchen. With a loud fanfare, EA comes out of the kitchen with a large Angel Food Cake w/ Jade's favorite topping! "There's enough here for everybody, BUT Jade gets the First Slice!!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

JadesDream
08-19-2004, 06:08 AM
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif "Thank you so much!" Jade slices a small piece and leaves it on the counter and then she picks up the rest of the cake and says, "Ok, here's my piece!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif EA gives her a look http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif and Jade laughs. "I'm only teasing, here you go." She places the cake on the counter and picks up her slice and takes a bite. "Hmmm...yummy."



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earthangell
08-19-2004, 11:20 AM
The next morning, EA walks slowly into the Grille, looking like she was barely awake. Teyla, however, was trilling joyfully. Jade and Grizz both look with concern at EA.
"Are you allright?"
"You look like you've been run over!" they both say at the same time.
"I'm ok... just a bit tired, and absolutely famished!"
Jade, taking a hard look at EA, notices that she seems to be glowing just a bit... "Are you....?"
"Yes, i just found out last night..."
Grizz, still concerned, asks, "Is she what?"
"Can't you tell? Look at her face, and look at Teyla's flying! That poor firelizard's bursting with joy!"
Grizz takes a closer look at EA...."Hmmmm.... Wait a sec.... SHE"S PREGNANT?????!!!!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif
"yup.."

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

DebbieDec2003
08-19-2004, 12:22 PM
Toria comes out of the kitchen, just in time to hear the news. "Whoa, congratulations EA, this is wonderful news!!!!!! Wishing you all the very best and hope you get some sleep!" She hugs EA tightly and says "This calls for a cake!" She runs back into the kitchen and whips up a chocolate cake complete with icing and candles. Cuts EA the first piece and they share it with their friends, joyful at the good news!

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matt myat
08-20-2004, 06:10 PM
from his hiding place behind the counter matt jumps up shouting ecstatically "Yay! That's fantastic news Angell! congratulations!!!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

JadesDream
08-20-2004, 07:54 PM
Jade hugs EA and smiles. "That is truly wonderful news! Congratulations to you and the rest of your family!!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Jade begins to gather the cake dishes and forks. She slips on some icing and quickly checks on the bottom of her shoe to be sure there are no more eyeballs rolling around. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/53.gif (eyeballs>rolling...erm...nevermind http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif )



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earthangell
08-20-2004, 11:07 PM
Thanks, everyone!!! Tori, the cake is DELICIOUS!!! i'll say one thing for these threads: i don't have to worry about morning sickness!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

JadesDream
08-21-2004, 07:17 AM
Jade brews a fresh pot of coffee and then peeks into the kitchen to see if EA needs help with breakfast.

"Weeel...thanks for the offer, Jade, but no...I don't need any help this morning. I appreciate you asking though."

There is a collective sigh of relief heard in the bar and grille.

Jade shuts the door to the kitchen and looks around suspiciously, then shrugs her shoulders. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-happy.gif



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Grizz65
08-21-2004, 09:07 AM
Grizz looks up from his place behind the bar, and grins.

"Hey Jade, you know you hired EA to cook, and that was a good decision. Just let her do her thing, and the customers will thank you. And I will help you clean up after she is done. It's really not fair for you to have to do all of that. Now come on over here and let me pour you a cup of coffee."

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

JadesDream
08-22-2004, 10:55 AM
Jade thanked Grizz and then took her coffee outside. She stood on the edge of the cliff, amazed at the vista before her. This place was truly amazing. The beauty of it was overwhelming and inspiring. She sat down at a small table and opened her journal and began to write:

Dear Journal,
We've only been open for a short time, but already there are several regulars visiting this place. I am considering some type of ad campaign to encourage others to visit.

I love the beauty of this place. It is so serene and peaceful. It is such a joy to______

Jade was rudely interrupted by a loud, shrill and raucus sound. She put the journal down and peered over the edge of the cliff and could see one of the fire lizards flapping its way haphazardly through the air. The teal looking fire lizard landed with a loud oomph next to the patio where Jade stood and looked at her with a dazed expression. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif She didn't know much about these fire lizards, but this one seemed just a bit off. Rather left of center field. The lights were on, but no one was home. The stairs didn't quite reach the attic. The village had lost their idiot and it had just landed at Jade's feet.

She carefully approached the fire lizard and offered it a bit of hamburger meat from her plate. He looked at it inquisitively and then picked the lettuce off and ate that instead.

"Ahhh...a vegetarian! Well, that explains it!"



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[This message was edited by JadesDream on Sun August 22 2004 at 10:03 AM.]

earthangell
08-23-2004, 12:04 PM
EA watches as Jade comes back into the Bar.... with a teal firelizard trailing behind her.
"Now that's an interesting color!"
"He's a vegan lizard!"
"Well, bring him over here... I was just making a salad for lunch. Bytheway, what are you going to name it?"

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

Rashekfee
08-23-2004, 10:49 PM
Rashekfee wanders into the bar, looking lost and confused. He curls up on the floor and takes a nap.

Grizz65
08-24-2004, 03:45 AM
Grizz, being the non-invasive bartender that he is, calmly takes a much-used blanket off a shelf behind the bar, and goes and spreads it over Rashekfee on the floor. If someone or something wanst to sleep on the floor, that's not his choice, but he can at least make sure there is comfort! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

earthangell
08-24-2004, 11:49 AM
"Hey, Jade... have you thought about adding on guest quarters for those who need to crash?" EA asked after seeing the sleeping body on the floor. "And does anyone want muffins? Hot and Fresh! I've got blueberry, apple cinnamon, and Cherry. oh, and some chocolate chip too!"

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

matt myat
08-24-2004, 04:19 PM
"ooo! chocolate chip, chocolate chip!" matt shouts, popping up from his sleeping hideaway beneath the counter.

MTigerV
08-25-2004, 07:32 PM
MTigerV walks into the bar with a pair of sicssors in one hand and a printout of the Revalationist new puzzle. he pockets the scissors, slaps his newly emptied hand on the bar and says (lipsinqing to the movie clip of George Mcfly in the 50's from Back to the Future part one that suddenly emenates from every stationary object in the room)"Milk...Chololate"

GEAUX TIGERS!

MTigerV
08-25-2004, 08:17 PM
after holding that pose for half an hour waiting for the glass to slide down the bar into his hand, MTigerV looks around, realizes everyone has gone for the day, and sheepishly walks to a table and starts cutting up the puzzle thinking to himself "can't a National Champion mascot get a chocolate milk around here?"

(P.S. i double posted for dramatic effect http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif )

GEAUX TIGERS!

Grizz65
08-25-2004, 08:57 PM
Grizz dashes out from the back room, having finally heard someone in the bar. He hustles to the cooler and gets the milk, and pours a large, large serving of chocolate syrup in a glass, fills it all the way with milk, stirs, and rushes the glass to MTigerV.

"So sorry to be so late with this! I was in the back doing a little inventory, and didn't hear you at first. Here ya go, a Grizz special dark chocolate milk!!"

He watches while MTigerV take a sip, and smiles when the drink seems to go down well. He goes back behind the bar and begins to polish it with a dry bar towel.

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

[This message was edited by Grizz65 on Wed August 25 2004 at 08:12 PM.]

MTigerV
08-25-2004, 09:11 PM
MTigerV looks over to the barkeep and says "man that was good, but take it easy! it's a pain to have to clean this costume you know!
http://www.lsusports.net/images/fb/miketiger02.jpg

GEAUX TIGERS!

JadesDream
08-25-2004, 09:20 PM
Jade looks at EA and says, "I've got it! I'll name the fire lizard R'ggie!" After looking around the restaurant she says weakly, "R'ggie the veggie-tarian...erm...get it?"

A tall, dark MYSTerious stranger entered the Revelation Bar and Grille. He looked around furtively and slipped into one of the booths. In one hand he held a Deed to the Bates Motel, which he carefully put into his inside coat pocket. In his other hand he held another set of official looking documents. He motioned for Jade to come over to the table and she brought Grizz with her. This man made her extremely nervous. The man asked them to sit down and when he spoke it made the small hairs on the back of Jade's neck stand up. "My name is Norman Bates. My Realtor has informed me that you have inquired about the Ba...erm...the property adjacent to this Bar and Grille, is that correct?"

Jade cautiously nodded her head.

"I have decided that I need to sell it quickly. You may have noticed that I have now completed extensive remodeling on the place. As it stood before, NO ONE would ever stop in."

Jade and Grizz glanced at each other quickly, having noted the run down and rather frightening looking Motel next door. Jade had been afraid that it would scare business away from the restaurant, but thankfully the others had not seemed disturbed by it.

Mr. Bates signed the documents and handed them to Jade. "Contact my Realtor in the morning to work out the rest of the details. He will have the deed for you when you close. Good day to you."

Jade held the papers in her hands for a few moments then jumped up and grabbed Grizz in a huge hug. She called out to EA, "Hey! You got your wish!! We now own the Motel next door! Let's go check it out!"

As a group, they ran out the front door and down the path. As they rounded the corner, they came to an abrupt halt. "Wow, he wasn't kidding about the remodeling." Jade looked around in awe. "The place looks fantastic!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/JadesDream/RBGInn.jpg

MTigerV
08-25-2004, 09:29 PM
MTigerV looks up from his table covered in bits of paper and asks the vacant space before him "Hey,does anyone have a...where'd everybody go? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

GEAUX TIGERS!

Grizz65
08-25-2004, 09:35 PM
Grizz comes back in rubbing his hands together. Having the remodeled motel next door as an Inn will be a rather neat way to get more customers. Just think, no more need for a cab or a designated driver. All you have to do is check in. lol

He sees MTigerV looking a little confused, and asks if there is something more he can do to help.

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

Norman_B
08-25-2004, 09:36 PM
"But I HAD to sell it, Mother! I had to!! I just can't take it anymore!!" He fled from the house via the back door. The lurking shadow called from the bedroom window, "N-n-n-n-n-oooorman!!!"

MTigerV
08-25-2004, 09:40 PM
after looking around and finding no one left in bar (even in the back), MTigerV walks up to the music player, removes the wooden disc and puts it on the bar. then he carfully takes a purple and gold colored wood disc, slips it on the player, and with one last check of the bar starts the player AT THE HIGHEST VOLUME SETTING!

first song (instereo) (http://realserver.eatel.net/ramgen/lsu/heyfightingtiger.rm)

GEAUX TIGERS!

[This message was edited by MTigerV on Wed August 25 2004 at 08:56 PM.]

MTigerV
08-25-2004, 09:45 PM
Out of thin air pops Grizz behind the bar. Mike stops dancing and says "sorry, i thought everybody left!"

song 2 (instereo) (http://realserver.eatel.net/ramgen/lsu/tigerrag.rm)

GEAUX TIGERS!

[This message was edited by MTigerV on Wed August 25 2004 at 08:57 PM.]

MTigerV
08-25-2004, 10:05 PM
mike realizes that the barman probably cant understand what hes dancing to, so he pulls out a bag of babel crawfish and puts them on the bar next to a note
"if you can't hear it put the one for your species in your ear. if your from USC you'd better have your Relto book ready..."

bag of babel crawfish (http://www.real.com/freeplayer/?rppr=audiosex.com)

song three (http://realserver.eatel.net/ramgen/lsu/fightforlsu.rm)

GEAUX TIGERS!

JadesDream
08-26-2004, 04:44 AM
Jade walked around the restaurant with the urge to burst out with, "Go! Team! Fight!" She shook her head to clear it, then sat down at one of the tables and spread the papers out before her. She called Grizz over to the table. She valued his opinion and wanted him to go over the papers with her.

"What does this mean do you think?" She pointed out a special clause that stated, The new owner will not revoke his or her offer under any circumstances which will include haunting, poltergeist and unexplainable phenomenom.

Grizz looked at Jade out of the corner of his eye and muttered, "Maybe we better take a walk through that place once more before you sign those papers."



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/JadesDream/MstBnr04.gif (http://store.ubi.com/item.jsp?item=008888681632&usitem=008888682035&promo=mystworlds)
Tapestry KI#106991, GoG KI#106801
Co-Owner - The DISCO in the Hood. (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5451034&m=413103823&r=413103823#413103823)
Co-Manager - The Age and Country Hotel! (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5941034&m=24210071&r=24210071#24210071)

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 07:36 AM
Mike, after spending all night working on the puzzle (its hard to move bits of paper around with these big paws) he looks at his watch and says "OMG! i'v got to get to class" and he quickly touches his linking book with out looking


Chezzy hidden camera show announcer voice "what mike doesnt know is that we've replaced his relto linking book with one that links directly to the real mike the tigers cage! Lets Watch!

http://www.lsusports.net/images/fb/livemike02.jpg

GEAUX TIGERS!

Grizz65
08-26-2004, 08:30 AM
"You think?" Jade said.

Grizz merely nodded yes. Jade looked around at the now empty bar, and decided that now was as good a time as any. She rose, and she and Grizz went out the door and across to the remodeled house and up the steps to the porch.

"This really looks good, don't you think?" Grizz said. "They really did a fine job here. I can't imagine anyone not wanting to stay here."

They went in the door and toured the first floor. Everything was bright and clean and new smelling. The furniture, which had been sold with the house, was a trifle old-fashioned, but it was comfortable and was originally quite expensive. The first floor seemed perfect.

They went up the stairs, and Jade looked into the room above the bay window at the left of the head of the stairs. It surely was the best room on the second floor! It was big, bright, and it had a fireplace and a huge four poster bed with a canopy.

Grizz looked it over, and remarked that perhaps Jade should take this room herself and live that much closer to the B&G. She nodded thoughtfully, and said she thought she might just do that.

The other rooms were all beautiful, and furnished quite well. Then they came to the room right over the front door. It had a large window, and there was a rocking chair sitting by it. As they came in, Jade shivered, and rubbed her arms. "It's cold in here! It's like a refridgerater!"

"Yes," Grizz said, "It is indeed."

Then the rocking chair began to move, rocking back and forth, creaking. And there was not a person to be seen in it!

Grizz looked at Jade, and said quietly, "Erm... If I were you I'd put that chair down in the basement or the attic or somewhere, don't you think?"

She nodded thoughtfully, and Grizz went to the chair to pick it up. He could have sworn that there was just the faintest shadow of a shape in the chair. The shadow of an old woman in a shawl! He shook his head, and laughed. "Seeing things!" he said, and picked up the chair. He carried it out of the room, and Jade opened the attic door. Grizz carried the chair up and set it in the middle of the large empty space up there.

When he came down and shut the door, Jade was standing in the room where the chair had been, and was turning around in a full circle. "It's not cold anymore."

Grizz looked thoughtfully at her. "Perhaps it would be a good idea not to mention this little adventure to anyone."

Jade laughed. "I entirely agree!" she said, and laughed again. "But it won't keep me from signing those papers! This is too good to pass up, and the price was unbelievably low, even if there was something not quite right about the man who sold it."

She took Grizz's arm, and they went down the stairs, out the door, and back across to the B&G. She grinned up at him. "There's no reason why we can't make this place really successful now. C'mon! Let's celebrate with a cup of your coffee!" And she hurried him into the B&G.

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

Ertihan
08-26-2004, 08:34 AM
Ford_POS comes in, drunk, then says,

"Stinky cheese".

Then he collapses on the floor senseless.

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 11:21 AM
Mike links back into the bar looking out of breath, about to ask whos the wise guy who switched his book http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-mad.gif when he sees Ford on the floor, passed out. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif he brings him to a table, sits him down, then goes to the bar and shout "GRIZZ!!! BRING ME A PAN-GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER,TWO SHOTS OF JACK D, A BOTTLE OF DAY-QUIL,A BOTTLE OF TABASCO (HABANERO FLAVOR), AND A BIG PITCHER!!! WE GOT TO MAKE SOME WAKE-UP JUICE!!!!"

GEAUX TIGERS!

earthangell
08-26-2004, 12:27 PM
EA. looking out of the kitchen to see what all the yelling is about, asks if anybody's hungry yet...
Everybody shouts, "I am!!" "All right, all right", she grins and heads back into the kitchen to make a large batch of her grandmother's famous coffee cake! A half hour later, she brings it out to the counter, and starts dishing it out to everyone. Grizz, looking at her puzzled, asked,"I thought you didn't like coffee?" "I don't... but, this doesn't have any coffee in it!!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

----------------------------
Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 12:40 PM
Mike looks around stunned at the fact that grizz (and apparently every one else) has ignored him in his attempt to help his fallen friend so he links out...

GEAUX TIGERS!

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 12:40 PM
...then links back with the ingridients and starts mixing them on the counter

GEAUX TIGERS!

DudeMiester
08-26-2004, 12:43 PM
Barging into the bar DudeMiester shouts, "Did someone say ghosts! Haunted houses are sooo cool! I MUST stay the night! Well as soon as you get the papers signed and whatnot."

Forums are the Opiate of the Masses

earthangell
08-26-2004, 12:49 PM
"HI Dude!! ummm... nobody's mentioned ghosts around here...."
EA looks supiciously at Jade and Grizz, who are both very carefully not looking at each other, and whistling tunelessly.....

----------------------------
Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 12:52 PM
mike asks (with a steaming, bubling pictcher of his famous wake up juice) "Anyone got a Funnel
?"

GEAUX TIGERS!

earthangell
08-26-2004, 12:53 PM
I've got a Funnel Cake!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

----------------------------
Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 12:56 PM
mike gigles "seriously though do ya have one?"

GEAUX TIGERS!

earthangell
08-26-2004, 12:57 PM
sure, though i really don't approve too much of putting that much alcohal in someone.... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/51.gif

----------------------------
Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 01:00 PM
dont worry it'll be out of him faster than LSU season tickets disappear! (pretty fast)

(speed of improbability drive-->speed at wich LSU seas. tix disappear --> speed of gosip) http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/sonar.gif

GEAUX TIGERS!

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 01:10 PM
mike puts funnel in ford's mouth and slowly pours juice in... BAM! ford wakes up with a shot and runs to the sink full of water that Grizz was about to start washing dishes in. mike runs over and pulls ford's head out of the water, carrys him back to the table and puts him back in the chair. when mike realizes every one is looking at him funny he says "...well give it a minute to kick in!"

GEAUX TIGERS!

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 02:24 PM
while waiting for ford to wake up mike goes to the bulliten board on the back of the door and posts a piece of paper that almost touches the floor thats almost full of blank lines

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/MYST4CE/

GEAUX TIGERS!

Ertihan
08-26-2004, 03:58 PM
Ford_POS wakes up and looks around.

"Who am I? Where am I?"
*Points at MTigerV*
"Are you Stinky Cheese?"
MTigerV grabs Ford_POS's mouth, holds it open and pours three bottles of Tequila down his throat. Ford promply passes out again.
"Maybe he should stay senseless after all ..."

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 04:02 PM
(hey ford, watch it buddy or your gonna pay the tab!) http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

GEAUX TIGERS!

earthangell
08-26-2004, 04:23 PM
EA looks out at the scene in the dining area, and just shakes her head..... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/52.gif Teyla and R'ggie come swooping in, trilling with hunger, with Myat not far behind. "All right, you two... Come into the kitchen and I'll fix you something before i start dinner for everybody else! Myat, i've got sunflower seed cookies all ready for you!" Soon, sounds of happy fire lizards and a blue bird munching on food can be heard echoing from the kitchen.
EA calls out to Jade, "How about Salisbury Steaks, w/ Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, Corn-on-the-Cob, Drop-style Biscuits w/ butter, and fresh made Apple, Grape, or Strawberry Jelly sound to you?"
"What's for dessert?"
"Oh, yeah...." Ea thinks for a minute.... "How about Pinapple Upside-Down Cake?"
"Sounds good!"
Further sounds of drooling come from the directions of Matt, MTigerV, and Grizz...

----------------------------
Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

Grizz65
08-26-2004, 07:28 PM
Grizz looks at Jade and grins a wide grin. "You got a winner in that kitchen for sure!! Lucky to get her, and what a cook!! I'm starved! Hmmmm, maybe I can speed up the process a bit." He winks as Jade, and goes behind the bar to mix up a Grizz special cup of tea. (He has his own blend of tea as well as his own blend of coffee. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif )
He pours out the last of the tea from the pot to taste it himself and be sure it is right. He sips, appears to 'chew' the tea a bit, and then slowly shakes his head up and down. He grins at Jade, and carries the cup of tea into the kitchen.

"Here ya go, EA. Here's a special cup of tea that should make your taste buds sit up, and it has enough ooomph to wake up every cell in your body! Enjoy!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

He turns to go, then turns back to where EA is sipping the tea. "Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm!! It sure does smell good in here! Can't wait until it's ready."

And he goes back out to the bar, whistling a merry little tune.

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

JadesDream
08-26-2004, 08:29 PM
Jade frantically searched her files for the missing signature page. "I know I had it in here earlier, when was the last time I..." She stopped searching when she realized that the last time she had had the file in her hand was earlier that morning while touring the Inn. She dashed out the door and across the lawn and up the small slope. She took the front steps two at a time and then ran up the stairs to the room above the bay window. She espied the document over in the corner and bent to scoop it up. As she was walking out the door, an eerie noise made her stop and she turned quickly toward the sound. To her amazement, the rocking chair was back at the window once again. "Erm...I thought Grizz took that to the attic." She chewed on her nail thoughtfully for a few minutes and then raced from the room. As she left the Inn, Matt's bird Myat cawed from his perch on top of the roof and cried out, "Nevermore."

She could hear Matt snickering behind the bushes. "Very funny, Matt!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

As Jade walked into the Bar and Grille, the first person she saw was Matt sitting at the bar talking to Boshette. "Hey if Matt's here...then who...um..." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/JadesDream/MstBnr04.gif (http://store.ubi.com/item.jsp?item=008888681632&usitem=008888682035&promo=mystworlds)
Tapestry KI#106991, GoG KI#106801
Co-Owner - The DISCO in the Hood. (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5451034&m=413103823&r=413103823#413103823)
Co-Manager - The Age and Country Hotel! (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5941034&m=24210071&r=24210071#24210071)

Boshettee
08-26-2004, 08:51 PM
"Hi ya, Jade. Won't you join us?" I ask. Then I notice something is amiss.

"Jade, is everything OK? You look as if you have seen a ghost." I scoot over one stool so Jade can sit between Matt and myself.

"I know just what you need but will you settle for some of Grizz's tea instead? Oh wait, I'm sorry. He seems to have run out. How about a cold beer?

JadesDream
08-26-2004, 09:05 PM
Jade sat in a daze and looked at Boshette and then swung her head around to stare at Matt and then back to Boshette. "Yeah...cold beer...sounds good."

She looked down at the signature page that she had in a tight grip in her hand and wondered if she were crazy to even think about signing. Even still, the Inn was priced so reasonably, how could she resist?

She turned to Boshette and asked, "Hypothetically speaking, if you were asked to spend the night in a house that could quite possibly be...erm...haunted...would you consider it?"



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Tapestry KI#106991, GoG KI#106801
Co-Owner - The DISCO in the Hood. (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5451034&m=413103823&r=413103823#413103823)
Co-Manager - The Age and Country Hotel! (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5941034&m=24210071&r=24210071#24210071)

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 09:24 PM
Mike walks in with two kegs over his sholder
followed by the entire PHI KAPPA MU fraternity
"sombody say a night in a spooky house?"

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/MYST4CE/
SIGN IT WOOT WOOT!

GEAUX TIGERS!

Grizz65
08-26-2004, 09:33 PM
Grizz immediately steps from behind the bar and takes Mike by the shoulder, leading him to the back room. On the way he says in a firm voice, "There is no drinking allowed in the Inn, and certainly no all night vigil with two kegs! Now we will just deposit these kegs here in the back for you if you want to spend the night in the Inn, and you can pick them up in the morning. And you can just tell all your friends that the Inn is a place of quiet repose, not a party house."

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 09:37 PM
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/1072.gif mike scratches his head and turns to his buddies " afriad i got some bad news guys..."

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/MYST4CE/
SIGN IT WOOT WOOT!

GEAUX TIGERS!

Norman_B
08-26-2004, 09:40 PM
He watched them approach the Inn. They were loud, confident and carefree. There must have been at least 8 of them. He saw the young woman, Jade, handing out clean sheets, towels and blankets. She waved at the group of young men and bade them pleasant dreams. She said she wanted a full report in the morning. The leader, MTigerV, gave a mock salute and then turned to march up the steps. Jade walked quickly back to the Bar and Grille.

"Excellent. We have guests, Mother."

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 09:47 PM
" alrighty then let do a roll call.
MTigerI?
here
MTigerII
here
MTiger III
here
MTigerIV
here
MTigerV
(sheepish voice in the back) here
sam
here
max
here
G. Threepwood
ARRggg...umm...here
Murray
BWAAAAAAAAA!
ok thats every one
now i know your all disapointed about the kegger being cancelled but i don't want any of you taking vengance. were here as guests and...wait a minute...who said here for me? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/MYST4CE/
SIGN IT WOOT WOOT!

GEAUX TIGERS!

Norman_B
08-26-2004, 10:05 PM
MTigerV shrugged his shoulders and called to the group, "Let's go!!" They marched into the Inn and they each took a different room. Norman watched through the window as MTigerV made his way up the stairs and into the room above the bay window. When he entered the room, the only items in it were a bed, a small table and a dresser. The rocking chair was gone. "This is getting old, Norman!" His mother hissed. Norman made soothing sounds and whispered, "Don't worry, Mother. Everything will be fine." As he said this he was backing away from the window. He failed to see the old vegetable garden growing on the side of the Inn and he fell into a patch of lettuce heads. He suddenly felt the wet, cool tongue of R'ggie removing the bits and pieces of lettuce from his face. "GET OFF ME!" Norman tried to crawl away, but R'ggie followed him persistently.

"Norman! Stop playing with that overgrown lizard and get that young man out of my room! You know I'm a USC fan!!"

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 10:17 PM
mikes supersonic tiger ears hears the last post and instinic overcomes self control as Mike and the rest of the frat comes charging down the hall
GORE WARNING!
the lsu fiathful crash through the window and, in a blind rage, tears the last of the Bates familiy limb from limb!

coming out of their rage they start to panic, "What have we done?" asks the younger MTigerI
MTigerV responds " weve beat the Trojans of USC!"

the others look worried but Mike, seeing this, begins to sing and,slowly but surely, the rest join in until their song of triumph can be heard throughout the age!

their song (http://realserver.eatel.net/ramgen/lsu/almamater.rm)

P.S. sorry Norman_B but you crossed the line! if you apoligize i have a good plot hole that lets you back in http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/MYST4CE/
SIGN IT WOOT WOOT!

GEAUX TIGERS!

JadesDream
08-26-2004, 10:33 PM
Jade walks outside the bar and grille when she hears the commotion. She sees the frat boys standing around the yard, but nothing else. "What the heek are you doing out here?"

Mike tries to explain. "You see..."

"How can we have a full report if you don't spend the entire evening inside the Inn?"

"Well, I..."

"Go on now! Oh and keep it down out here will you, you're making enough noise to wake the dead."

The frat boys look around the yard, but there is no sign at all of the Bates family. Perplexed, they shuffle back inside the Inn.

Jade smiles and shakes her head. A faint sound is heard in the distance that sounds like, "Quote the raven, Nevermore."

"Will you stop that?" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-mad.gif



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/JadesDream/MstBnr04.gif (http://store.ubi.com/item.jsp?item=008888681632&usitem=008888682035&promo=mystworlds)
Tapestry KI#106991, GoG KI#106801
Co-Owner - The DISCO in the Hood. (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5451034&m=413103823&r=413103823#413103823)
Co-Manager - The Age and Country Hotel! (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5941034&m=24210071&r=24210071#24210071)

MTigerV
08-26-2004, 10:39 PM
mike and the rest of his blood splattered buddies walk calmly back inside the house each taking turns washing up. mike does one last check of the house before turning in, his last thought for the night"well, we got rid of that trojan fan, but i think we added to the gost troubles..."

P.S. Norman_B THIS IS THE PLOT HOLE! JUMP IN QUICK!

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/MYST4CE/
SIGN IT WOOT WOOT!

GEAUX TIGERS!

earthangell
08-27-2004, 12:11 AM
Ea, getting ready to turn in for the night, is startled by R'ggie and Teyla swooping in, their eyes whirling red with anger..... Teyla sends images to EA's mind communicating the nights events so far. Ea's eyes narrow in thought, as she hurries from the room.
"Jade? Are you still here?"
"Yep, just cleaning up a little... What's up?"
"Go ahead and sign those papers, i think the 'spook gig is about up"
"What do you mean?"
EA quickly fills her in on what Teyla told her....
"REALLY!!! Hmmmm...... how can we turn this to our advantage?"
Both EA and Jade grin mischiefly at each other http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif
Grizz glances up from where he's cleaning up the bar.
"Now, what are you two up to??"
They wave him over, and tell him all that they know, and what they are thinking of doing.
He rubs his hands together in glee.
"I've been wanting to do something like this ever since that Halloween scare of '83!!"

----------------------------
Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

DudeMiester
08-27-2004, 01:36 AM
In the big commotion with MTigerV's group, they failed to notice that DudeMiester had accompanied them into the Inn, but did not leave with them.

Alone DudeMiester stood in the attick looking out through a small round window. He saw the fun going on at the bar, but he was pre-occupied with other things. He had observed Norman talking to someone he referred to as Mother. However, there was no one there. "Hehehe... I like ghoats."

Just as he finished muttering those words he heard a voice of an old women, "Oh you do, do you? Well I will teach you to FEAR!!!!" Suddenly silence, and a dread cold flooded the house. DudeMiester, zipped up his jacket, walked down main floor calmly, turned on the TV and started to watch Just For Laughs. "Ghosts," he muttered, "They put in the mood to laugh. Come on Mother show me your face!"

Suddenly a black fog gathered at the floor. The TV signel became static, and then all the lights went out. The only thing illuminating the room was the harsh glow of an enraged pair of green eyes. "You DARE mock me!" Mother screamed. "You will know ..." DudeMiester interrupted her saying, "Stop this silly hocus pocus." He focused, turning all the lights back on. "Why are you here are whatever do you want?"

Determined not to be so easily dismissed Mother again switched off the power to the Inn. Followed by images of bleeding walls, boiling oils, tortured bodies, and the usual tricks seen in B-class horrers. "Seriously, you're not impressing me." DudeMiester said flatly, making everything normal once more.

Absolutely enraged, Mother proceed to battle with DudeMiester over control of the house. The lights flashed on and off. Great blasts of light, images of horrer, dark clouds and strange glows were constantly appearing and disappearing in and surrounding the Inn, as control of the house switched between Mother and DudeMiester. Over at the bar, people began to take notice...

Forums are the Opiate of the Masses

JadesDream
08-27-2004, 04:31 AM
Jade, Grizz and EA looked at each other and silently nodded their heads. They each slipped out of the bar and grille and over to the Inn. They stood outside as lights flashed off and on, black fog drifted through the doors and windows and horrific screams could be heard. "Hmmm....looks like someone beat us to it," Jade muttered. She flung open the door and pointed upstairs. "Grizz, check in the attic will you please? EA and I will go the basement."

Jade and EA found the stairway to the cellar and opened it. Down below, they could see the frat boys were having a party afterall. One young man was playing with the fuse box, turning the lights on and off. Someone else had gone overboard on the cooking stove and the black fog was thick in the room as it seeped out through every crack.

http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-mad.gif "Alright! Party's over...out! Out!! Everyone out!" Jade stood at the top of the stairs as the frat boys emerged one by one.

Grizz came downstairs holding Dude by the ear. "Here's the other culprit."

"But....but...it was Mother...she wants control of..."

Jade walked over to Dude and patted him on the cheek. "There there now...go next door and have a nice chocolate milk shake. It seems the "quaint haunted house" theory isn't going to work around here without bloodshed and I just can't have that. Now scoot!"

Jade sighed heavily and looked at the mess in the basement. She picked up a broom and dustpan and headed down the steps.



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Co-Owner - The DISCO in the Hood. (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5451034&m=413103823&r=413103823#413103823)
Co-Manager - The Age and Country Hotel! (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5941034&m=24210071&r=24210071#24210071)

T.O.O.O.
08-27-2004, 06:26 AM
TOOO materializes in the RB&G, and suddenly realizes he's been humming Monster Mash. He looks a bit puzzled, but then shrugs.

EA just happens to be coming from the kitchen. "Can I get you anything?"

"A chef's salad would be good."

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No-one has ever accused me of being normal. I'm strange, and proud of it!
*************************************************
"Don't compromise yourself - you're all you've got!" - Janis Joplin
**************************************************
My new display name (formerly "The OtherOTHEROperation) comes from this (http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/crosslinks/tv-series/sketches/fc-14/piranha-brothers-frameset.html) sketch....

MTigerV
08-27-2004, 08:45 AM
MTigerV walks out of the hotel looking tired in his blood staind jersey after finding no evidence of the frat guys (except for the large, purple and gold PHI KAPPA MU Insignia board hanging over the stairs) mike goes down to the basment to grab a ladder and a screwdriver. he climbs up the ladder only to find no screw holes "i told MTigerII not to bring that wood glue" so, now with a crowbar mike tugs at the board with all his might. it breaks loose with a loud booming noise and mike falls through the air.

WHUMP!

"whew, good thing this costumes made of cotton!"
mike gathers the ladder and tools and looks at the damage. suddenly a bright flash fills the room and the Insignia board reappears on the wall. "when i find Murray..."

mike exits the house going around to the window where last nights events occured...

"hmm... no body..no trace of anything except the broken glass, the blood on my jersey, and some half eaten pieces of lettuce... well i guess i'd better go to (insert name of generice Big Box hardware store here) and fix that window mike heads to the bar but catches a faint glow out of the corner of his eye. looking back mike spies an open linking book just underneath the house" how many times do i have to tell those guys to be more carfull with these."

mike picks up the book and realizes it links to seats in tiger stadium on the first row, 50-yard line. hmmm never seen this one before...might come in handy on game day though!"

so with new linking book in hand mike walks back to the bar. when he enters, people notice the jersey and begin to stare. mike shrugs it off and places the new book on a podium next to the record player. he turns around to find Jade staring angrily at him. " ill explain later, i wanna fix that window before it gets to hot..." he says quickly linking to his relto...

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/MYST4CE/
SIGN IT WOOT WOOT!

GEAUX TIGERS!

[This message was edited by MTigerV on Fri August 27 2004 at 09:40 AM.]

DudeMiester
08-27-2004, 10:49 AM
Fortunitly, before he was interupted DudeMiester has managed to dispel the msyterious spirit of Mother out of the Inn. Back at the bar, DudeMiester was talking with the frat guys. "It's a good thing I finished my work, just before Grizz came in. She probably would have driven him insane in no time flat." The frat guys had been in the basement down there the whole time, and when they heard the bizzares sounds and screams above them, they decidied it was best to lock stay there until whatever it was had passed. "She probably would have done the same to you guys, if you didn't hide in the basement. It was strange apparently the whole reason she was haunting the place was because her antique record player broke down in the later years of her life, and no one had bothered to come fix it. When she finally told me this, I noticed the problem was that a silver of wood had jammed its mechanism. I took it out and immediately it started playing. She thanked me and suddenly vanished, just as Grizz stormed in!" They all laughed about their little adventure, and the frat guys began to leave. DudeMiester finished his milkshake, and decided to head back to the Inn to see the damage, and perhaps help out with the frat guys mess.

Forums are the Opiate of the Masses

MTigerV
08-27-2004, 11:35 AM
mike, having returned from (insert name of generic Big Box hardware store) with a new window, sees Dudemiester coming out of the bar and shouts "hey Dude, can you give me a hand with this?"
as dude walks over to help, mike puts some tunes on!

track one (http://www.lsusports.net/songs/drumcadences.wma)
track two (http://www.lsusports.net/songs/boogiedown.wma)

track three (http://www.lsusports.net/songs/heybaby.wma)

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/MYST4CE/
SIGN IT WOOT WOOT!

GEAUX TIGERS!

MTigerV
08-27-2004, 03:14 PM
after a hard days work on the house (still cant get that board down) mike goes back to the bar and sets himself down on a stool "Grizz, the usual please." while waiting for his chocolate milk mike glances around and notices no one from the bar has signed the petition!

what are you waiting for!?!?!?! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/MYST4CE/
SIGN IT WOOT WOOT!

GEAUX TIGERS!

earthangell
08-27-2004, 03:25 PM
EA went outside to check on the progress of Mike and Dude. Noticing the board was still up, she called out "Did you try using ACME un-super glue? We have a tube of it right here." Mike and Dude look sheepishly at each other, and Mike runs over to get it. Back at the hotel, he tries it, and lo and behold, it WORKED!! Dude took the board over to the chopping block and hacks it into little pieces, and then they have a merry little fire with S'Mores and Marshmallows for everyone!

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

MTigerV
08-27-2004, 03:29 PM
suddenly a flash of light eminates from the hotel. mike goes over to check and sees that antother identical board has replaced the other one "hmm. must be like a journey cloth... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif "

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/MYST4CE/
SIGN IT WOOT WOOT!

GEAUX TIGERS!

Grizz65
08-28-2004, 09:39 AM
Grizz has followed Mike back to the Inn, and sees the sign. He shakes his head sadly. He goes and inspects the sign for a bit, then he simply reaches up and lifts it off the hook it is hanging on. He carries it down to the basement and puts it on the workbench there.

Then he goes back, and puts his arm around Mike's shoulder, and leads him into the sitting room. He asks him to sit down, and then tells him, "Mike, the Inn is Jade's place of business. The rooms are for those who need a place to stay after perhaps having a little too much to drink. You are welcome as a guest, and the room are open for you on a first come first served basis. But have you thought that Jade might not appreciate having her Inn turned into a frat. party location, and perhaps not like to have the wall decorated with frat. signs?"

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

[This message was edited by Grizz65 on Sat August 28 2004 at 08:57 AM.]

JadesDream
08-28-2004, 10:20 AM
Jade linked back to the RB&G, having spent the entire morning at the D'ni Bank. She held the deed to the property next door in her hand.

She walked into the restaurant and held up her hand. "May I have your attention please? It's official everyone. We are now proud owners of the Inn next door!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif They all celebrated the new acquisition, but Grizz could see that Jade had a worried look about her.

"What's the matter?"

"Well, we have a cook, a bouncer, a bartender and a dishwasher...but now we need a Desk Clerk, Reservationist, Concierage and someone to clean. I can't handle all that myself!" Jade began to chew on her fingernail and Grizz gently suggested, "Put an ad in the newspaper."

Suddenly the door swung open and a tiny voice said, "What do you mean you need someone to clean? What about me? I thought that was my job?"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/JadesDream/Image35.gif Tianna flew over to the bar and landed. Stamping her tiny foot in irritation she glared at Jade. "Well?"

http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Jade picked up the tiny fairy and said happily, "Yes, you can clean. Thank you, Tianna."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/JadesDream/Image35.gif Tianna nodded her head and then stated emphatically, "But I don't do dishes. That's YOUR job."

"Gee, thanks Tianna. You're all heart."



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Tapestry KI#106991, GoG KI#106801
Co-Owner - The DISCO in the Hood. (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5451034&m=413103823&r=413103823#413103823)
Co-Manager - The Age and Country Hotel! (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5941034&m=24210071&r=24210071#24210071)

MTigerV
08-28-2004, 10:23 AM
(ok,ok..i get the hint.(sigh)just trying to leave a memento)

mike walks dishartened (but confident) up to the bar. "Grizz, any chance yall have an apple pie pizza?"

(sees job notice for concierge) hey i could do that (but id need saturday nights in the fall off for about 5 hours)

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/MYST4CE/
SIGN IT WOOT WOOT!

GEAUX TIGERS!

Grizz65
08-28-2004, 10:38 AM
Grizz, in his usual unflappable way, merely looked at Mike a moment, and then asked, "Would you like extra sauce and extra cheese on that?" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

JadesDream
08-28-2004, 10:44 AM
Jade considers Mike's offer for a few minutes and motions him over to join her at a nearby table. She asks him several questions and gives him different scenarios to deterimine how he would handle being the Concierage. Satisfied that he could handle the job, she shakes his hand and says, "Congratulations."

As they walk back to the bar, Mike notices Tianna sitting on the edge of a glass. He does a double take and says, "Uh...this place has bugs. You need an exterminator."

Before Jade can call out a warning, Mike disappears before her eyes. She turns and glares at Tianna. "Please tell me you did not send him where I think you sent him. How many times have I told you NOT to DO that?!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/JadesDream/Image35.gif Tianna snorted and said in a pout, "I am NOT a bug."

http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-mad.gif "Tianna! Bring him back here immediately and smelling like a rose, do you hear me?"

Grizz shook his head and said, "Erm...did she send that young man to the bog of eternal stench."

"I'm afraid so."



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Tapestry KI#106991, GoG KI#106801
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Co-Manager - The Age and Country Hotel! (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5941034&m=24210071&r=24210071#24210071)

MTigerV
08-28-2004, 10:50 AM
mike materializes in a mucky, wet, mossy swamp

"ahh feels like im back in Henderson, LA."

mike pulls out his inflateable pirouge (pronounced P-row) and shrimp nets from his pack...

( http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/1072.gif wrong season, i meant crawfish)

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/MYST4CE/
SIGN IT WOOT WOOT!

GEAUX TIGERS!

earthangell
08-28-2004, 02:08 PM
EA, hearing some commotion out in the dining area, pokes her nosey little head http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif, out of the kitchen.
"Did I hear an order for an Apple Pie Pizza?"
{Grizz} "Yeah, but he left rather suddenly, and I don't know when he'll be back. i think it depends on if we can placate this little lady here..."
EA turns and sees Tianna sitting on the glass.
"Would you like some fresh squeezed Honey Suckle? We have some of the biggest ones I've ever seen growing on a vine in our garden, and the nectar is just heavenly!!"
{Tianna} "That sounds very nice! A tall glass, please."
{EA} "I'll bring one right out."
{Jade} "Please will you bring Mike back now? And remember, smelling nice and fresh!!"
EA brings out the glass for Tianna, but holds it just out of reach untill the little miffed fairy agrees to bring the tiger back.
Tianna pouts prettily, and with a sullen tone to her voice, says, "Oh, all right.... But make sure he does't ever call me a bug again!!
With a poof, Mike is back in the RB&G, gagging slightly.
"What happened??"
{Jade} "You insulted a fairy. For your saftey, please don't ever call her a bug agaiin. Otherwise, we might not be able to save you a second time! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/10.gif"
EA calls out,"Apple Pie Pizza is done!!"

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

MTigerV
08-28-2004, 04:34 PM
after reappearing mike plops two 20lbs. sacks of crawfish down outside the door and returns to his apple pie pizza (apparently EA knows that an apple pie pizza is just a pizza crust, cinnamon, apple pie filling, and peeled apple slices,somthing she should teach grizz) after enjoying it mike goes to the kitchen and says "EA that was so good i think ill give you a break and cook every one some crawfish for dinner" mike grabs the largest pot he can find and puts some cobs of corn, russet potatoes, onions, a container of Tony Chachere's creole seasoning (AAAIIIEEEEEE!!!!), a box of Zataran's cajun boil-in-a-bag (c'est c'est bon!), and a container of Morton salt (mined at Avery Island, LA). He lugs the pot outside and pulls out a propane tank & burner, fills the pot with water, and sets it to a rolling boil...

(KEYAW! WE GONA HAVE US SOME GOOD CRAWFISH TONIGHT!)

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GEAUX TIGERS!

JadesDream
08-28-2004, 05:21 PM
Jade pulls EA aside to whisper http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/10.gif "Best not to tell Mike we don't like seafood, especially after everything he has been through today. Who knows...we might even like this!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/JadesDream/MstBnr04.gif (http://store.ubi.com/item.jsp?item=008888681632&usitem=008888682035&promo=mystworlds)
Tapestry KI#106991, GoG KI#106801
Co-Owner - The DISCO in the Hood. (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5451034&m=413103823&r=413103823#413103823)
Co-Manager - The Age and Country Hotel! (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5941034&m=24210071&r=24210071#24210071)

MTigerV
08-28-2004, 06:35 PM
Mike bangs the pot lid with a spoon."IF YALL WANT MILD, COME AND GET IT! SPICY IN 20 MINUTES!

IF YA DONT KNOW HOW TO EAT'EM CLICK HERE! (http://www.cajuncrawfish.com/page.cfm?sct=howtos&pg=eating)


http://www.PetitionOnline.com/MYST4CE/
SIGN IT WOOT WOOT!

GEAUX TIGERS!

earthangell
08-29-2004, 01:50 AM
heehee.. can you tell he's from Louisianna??

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

T.O.O.O.
08-29-2004, 06:07 AM
Does that mean he's going to start playing Zydeco (http://www.bme.jhu.edu/~jrice/cz.html) music?

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No-one has ever accused me of being normal. I'm strange, and proud of it!
*************************************************
"Don't compromise yourself - you're all you've got!" - Janis Joplin
**************************************************
My new display name (formerly "The OtherOTHEROperation) comes from this (http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/crosslinks/tv-series/sketches/fc-14/piranha-brothers-frameset.html) sketch....

rorschachx
08-29-2004, 12:40 PM
The detective walks in and notices the bar. He sits down and orders an open can of baked beans and a spoon. He takes a sugar cube from his pocket and munches on it slowly, being carefull not to completely take his face off in the process.

http://www.geocities.com/rorschachx2000/rorsch.jpg



What do you see

[This message was edited by rorschachx on Sun August 29 2004 at 05:58 PM.]

[This message was edited by rorschachx on Sat September 18 2004 at 06:15 PM.]

[This message was edited by rorschachx on Sat September 18 2004 at 06:16 PM.]

rorschachx
08-29-2004, 12:47 PM
(hurmm..)

What do you see....

earthangell
08-29-2004, 07:03 PM
Jade walks over to EA..
"He only ordered a can of beans???"
"Yeah, either he's never heard of my cooking, or he doesn't like it! He's acting a bit suspiciously... Should we have Gaberax throw him out?"
"Not until he actually does something to merit being thrown out.."
Teyla and R'ggie zoom in just then, taking their attention away from the strange stranger.
"Looks like it's feeding time!"
"Yup! Which remind me.... wanna take care of them while I get dinner going? We're having a Roast tonight!"

----------------------------
Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

Rashekfee
08-29-2004, 09:00 PM
Rashekfee finally recovers from his coma. "Where am I? I'm hungry!" he says, in a somewhat slurred manner.

JadesDream
08-30-2004, 04:27 AM
Jade brings out a bowl of raw meat chunks and places it in front of Rashekfee. He gives her an odd look http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif and Jade says, "Oh I'm sorry, I must be more tired than I thought." She picks it up and gives it to Teyla and a bowl of lettuce for R'ggie. "There we go. Eat up!"



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Tapestry KI#106991, GoG KI#106801
Co-Owner - The DISCO in the Hood. (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5451034&m=413103823&r=413103823#413103823)
Co-Manager - The Age and Country Hotel! (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5941034&m=24210071&r=24210071#24210071)

Rashekfee
08-30-2004, 08:05 AM
Rashekfee eats the lettuce quickly, then thanks JadesDream politely. "Excuse me, but do you know what I'm doing here?" he asks.

earthangell
08-30-2004, 12:04 PM
Ea, having noticed what happened to poor R'ggie's lettuce, called him over to the kitchen for his own private plate.
Jade, looking at Rashekfee in some confusion, asks him where is he supposed to be...

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

Rashekfee
08-30-2004, 12:36 PM
Rashekfee responds to Jade. "I really don't know. All I remember is something about a mackerel. Also a vogon constructor fleet. Um, say, when's dinner?"

VOTE FOR PEDRO!!!!

rorschachx
08-30-2004, 06:40 PM
**hurm** "Sorry to be so rude.....not used to cooked food....." The detective is no danger just eager to find out how he got here. His last memory is that big blue know it all pointing at him.

_________________________
What do you see....

JadesDream
08-30-2004, 07:36 PM
Jade calls EA over to a private table and http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/10.gif "Did Dudemeister leave a linking book open on another forum? Maybe these two accidentally touched it." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



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Tapestry KI#106991, GoG KI#106801
Co-Owner - The DISCO in the Hood. (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5451034&m=413103823&r=413103823#413103823)
Co-Manager - The Age and Country Hotel! (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5941034&m=24210071&r=24210071#24210071)

rorschachx
08-30-2004, 07:40 PM
The detective finnally realizing hes not going to get his beans turns twords the two strange ladies behind him and says "I could hear you......hurm....i can assure you no book brought me here".

_________________________
What do you see....

rorschachx
08-30-2004, 07:43 PM
"What can i say...i was so sure he was going to kill me....he thinks hes the watchman of the world.....hurmm....maybe hes right. Anyway if you have any problems with crime here let me know. I might be able to help."

_________________________
What do you see....

MTigerV
08-30-2004, 09:29 PM
Mike rushes in out of breath and pulls jade and grizz aside. "i know this is usually a quiet bar but this saturday.... Please Jade and Grizz! (http://www.lsusports.net/fb/04gameday/04lsu01.htm)

GEAUX TIGERS!

Grizz65
08-31-2004, 05:14 AM
"What do you think Jade. Can we turn that little balcony into a TV lounge and tune the TV to the big game on Saturday? Those rabid fans wouldn't disturb anyone up there as long as they promised not to thow anything over the railing."

He looks at Jade, and after a bit, she nods her head, a little reluctantly.

"Ok, but the first sign of any water balloons or popcorn, or even people coming over that railing, and I pull the plug!"

She sounds really severe, but there is a suspicious twinkle in her eye.

_______________________________
Co-owner of the DISCO in the Hood.

rorschachx
08-31-2004, 12:56 PM
The detective decides to check out these books everyone seems to be talking about. He goes out the back and finds one on a wierd podium. He opens it cautiously. The panel shinging into his face astounds him. He sees a vision of a beach and tries touching the panel.........

_________________________
What do you see....

rorschachx
08-31-2004, 01:57 PM
"wha..how did i get here?!!?" The detective says as he finds himself on a beach near the bottom of a huge cliff! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

_________________________
What do you see....

MTigerV
08-31-2004, 04:41 PM
mike walks in with a huge box of decorations"thanks guys ill just go do some decorating upstairs and don't worry about a T.V." http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

GEAUX TIGERS!

rorschachx
08-31-2004, 05:15 PM
The detective though lost is no idiot. He takes a walk among the surf for a little then begins serching for the book back to the bar.....

_________________________
What do you see....

earthangell
08-31-2004, 09:52 PM
EA, having noticed that the detective, though no idiot, was not entirely sure about linking books, saw that he took the link down to the beach. Knowing that there was no link back up to the top of the cliff, she goes to the edge and calls down to him "There's a stairway built into the cliff right near where your standing! Hurry back up, I've just pulled pies out of the oven! Come get some while they're hot!"

----------------------------
Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

MTigerV
08-31-2004, 10:00 PM
mike comes rushing from upstairs

"DID YOU SAY PIE!?!?!"

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GEAUX TIGERS!

Grizz65
09-01-2004, 05:29 AM
Grizz, a bar rag in hand, is polishing the bar in his usual way, a cup of coffee close by. Jade sits on one of the stools across from him, sipping at her own cup of coffee. They look at each other and grin as Mike carries in his huge box.

"Didja ever notice," Grizz says to her, "how seriously real fans take the big game? I mean, how they all talk like the big win is a personal accomplishment? They make it sound like the team could never win without their help? They always say "We Won!!" like they were a part of the team itself!"

"Well, at least they take responsibility for the losses the same way." Jade says. "You know, when you ask them after a loss, they say "Oh we lost that one." so at least it evens out."

Grizz grins at her in agreement, and sniffs the air delicately. "Those pies that EA baked sure smell good. I wonder how long it will be before they're cool enough to eat!"

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rorschachx
09-01-2004, 10:59 AM
The detective now realizing his fate as he hears one of the intriguing ladies yell down to him "There's a stairway built into the cliff right near where your standing! Hurry back up, I've just pulled pies out of the oven! Come get some while they're hot!". The detective ,starting to climb the hill, thinks to himself....i would be really put off about this if i didn't know there was pie up there. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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earthangell
09-01-2004, 11:29 AM
Ea sighs in accomplishment.
"Well, the pies were a huge success! what should I make next?"
She turns to where Mike is setting up for the Big Game, "Are you providing the snacks, or would you like some help?"

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

rorschachx
09-01-2004, 12:02 PM
The detective has made it back to the bar(hopefully in time for pie) sits done and relaxes.

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earthangell
09-01-2004, 12:23 PM
Ea brings out some pie for the exhausted detective, along with some fresh cold milk.
"Here you are, Sir. Hope it was worth the walk!" she winks as she puts the pie on the table in front of him.

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

rorschachx
09-01-2004, 12:30 PM
The detective digs in with gusto!!
once again carefull not to take his face completely off.
The detective decides good old fashioned foot work will be best around here!
Not to mention thanx EA for the wonderfull pie!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
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[This message was edited by rorschachx on Wed September 01 2004 at 12:12 PM.]

Stu the Pyro
09-01-2004, 01:13 PM
"Buahaha! I have now revealed my true identity! Who's up for some fireworks?"

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rorschachx
09-01-2004, 01:24 PM
The detective wonders if stu is really a pyrotechnician??

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Stu the Pyro
09-01-2004, 01:41 PM
Stu is not really a pyrotechnician, just a guy who likes to blow stuff up!!!!

"What, don't you trust me?"

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rorschachx
09-01-2004, 02:18 PM
The detective gives stu a suspicious look.

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MTigerV
09-01-2004, 02:20 PM
mike pulls the newcomer aside "do you have any thing in purple and gold?"

btw EA " im gonna do another boil and bar-b-q but i could use some help as far as snacks and drinks go"

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GhostWay
09-01-2004, 03:37 PM
An anonymous visitor (who currently has a lit light bulb in his ear - quite an odd fashion statement) walks in and observes the room. There appears to be a giant tiger, a pyrotechnic, and a man who is cautiously trying not to eat his face off. An eyeball plops next to the visitor with a sickening squish

"Wha...Where am I?"

He then sees two lizards flying around outside, and promptly proceeds to lose his sanity and skill of coherent speech.

"Butterfly marshmallow supreme! Does coffee bleed? Indeed it does!"

One of the lizards iquisitively walks up to him. Seeing this, the visitor jumps back and screams.

"GAH! I am more frightened than a sack of bananas in a monkey cage! Run self away!!"

And with that, he promptly dashes outside, tripping over a rather large rock, which causes his face to land squarely in the middle of a conveniently placed linking book.

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[This message was edited by GhostWay on Wed September 01 2004 at 03:59 PM.]

[This message was edited by GhostWay on Wed September 01 2004 at 04:00 PM.]

earthangell
09-01-2004, 05:16 PM
Luckily for the anonymous visitor, the linking book landed him in a safe bed in the Hotel behind the RB&G. Grizz, who had placed the book there in case anybody fell outside drunk, called out to EA, "We've got a live one!! He looked pretty confused. Better go take him some food to settle him!"
Hearing this, EA rushes into the kitchen with Jade right behind her, leaving the pyro problem to Grizz and Gaberax. EA quickly puts Jade to work getting a breakfast tray set up, while EA makes pancakes w/ butter and blueberry syrup, hash browns, English Muffins w/ butter and jelly, fresh squeezed orange juice, ice cold milk, and some fresh made coffee cake.
Hurrying out the back, Jade remarked, "I hope that the guys can diffuse the situation, but I don't to be in there if anything goes off! Im glad my fire insurance is paid up!!"
Accompianed by their fire lizards, they hurry into the room that the new visitor is in. Noticing that he looked a little nervous with the fire lizards, they quickly reassured him that the lizards were quite friendly!
Having reassured him that he was not going insane, Jade and EA left him to enjoy his breakfast, and to become attuned with his new surroundings.

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

earthangell
09-02-2004, 12:45 PM
Hmmm... lunch time.... The fire lizards are fed and out playing in the waves. Now what should I make?? Cold Cut Sandwiches!! Let's see... We have Roast Beef, Turkey, Ham, Salami, Pepperoni, Bologna...and all the fixin's!! Who's first?

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

MTigerV
09-02-2004, 04:25 PM
"What was it that Grizz said about EA's cooking ability..."

GEAUX TIGERS!

earthangell
09-02-2004, 06:51 PM
Mine or Jade's? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

[This message was edited by earthangell on Fri September 03 2004 at 09:15 AM.]

rorschachx
09-02-2004, 07:35 PM
The detective has decided to have a roastbeef sandwich made exatly the way he likes it(lots of pickles). He then decides pedro and ghost might need some investigating...........

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MTigerV
09-02-2004, 07:46 PM
Mike links in outside the bar and with him links a giant drive-in movie screen (now thats a tricky link!) in his hand he hold a box with a sattilite reciver dish, a decoder box, and a large projector.

"Hey Grizz! Does this bar have roof access?"

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Stu the Pyro
09-02-2004, 08:51 PM
"Fine then. No fireworks." says Stu, and wanders off, feeling dejected. "grumble mumble...."

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MTigerV
09-02-2004, 08:58 PM
hey man i was planning on those (come back!!!! post game celebration!!!!! halftime show!!!)

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Stu the Pyro
09-02-2004, 09:40 PM
Stu returns to the bar, still slightly offended that he didn't get to blow anything up. He is now carrying a _briefcase_

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MTigerV
09-02-2004, 11:09 PM
Mike, in a stupendously heroic act (espcially with the game in 2 days!) throws him self at stu, grabs the briefcase, runs out side and jumps of the cliff. Before anyone can say a word, a thunderous BOOOOM! ripples through the air and a shockwave that breaks everything (except for the good wine) on the shelf behind grizz hits the bar. Suddenly the sky turns to that all-to-familiar apocalyptic orange hue and a loud wooshing noise envelops the age...

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matt myat
09-03-2004, 12:51 AM
Everyone in the Rev Bar and Grille stands dumbfounded as the roar rumbles off into the distance, leaving behind an unpresidented silence with only a blink-blink noise as eyes dart from one person to another.

Stu quietly slinks toward the back door.

Stu the Pyro
09-03-2004, 08:42 AM
Stu pauses in his slinking. "This, my friends, is why you should never, EVER play with a suitcase full of nitroglicerine." He then whips out a linking book, opens it, touches the panel and arrives at... The Revelation Bar and Grille. A version where Mike did not blow us all up.

The book sits open on the floor...

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earthangell
09-03-2004, 10:18 AM
EA shakes her head as if coming out of a bad dream.
"Strange... I have the oddest feeling that something bad happened, but that everything is all right now.... Hey Grizz, you got any Hot Cocoa to steady my nerves?"

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

MTigerV
09-03-2004, 01:20 PM
mike links in looking very frazzeled and extremely singed. "man that fairy sure can clean fast. hey EA you got a pizza sub?"

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rorschachx
09-03-2004, 08:12 PM
The detective links in last.....still a little unsure about these "linking" books. He grabs stu by the back of the neck and sits him down. In a strangely calm and collected voice he asks "Why did you bring a suitcase of nitro into Jades nice little bar.".

"i recomend being very honest right now"

reasons for being honest..good reading (http://www.grovel.org.uk/reviews/watchm01/watchm01.htm)
more reason (http://www.angelfire.com/comics/mooreportal/rorschach.html)
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[This message was edited by rorschachx on Fri September 03 2004 at 07:25 PM.]

DudeMiester
09-03-2004, 09:46 PM
DudeMiester walks in and says "I noticed someone blew up a bunch of nitroglycerin just now. Silly people a compound like that is far too unstable to be just carring around. You should use C4 instead. Here I whipped up a batch just for you!" Then he promptly smacks a 10 litre bucket of C4 on the bar counter. "That should be enough to blow up this entire bar 10 times over, but please if you want to fool with stuff like this, use this linking book." He sets beside the bucket a book bound with a layer of steel. "Don't let the omonous look scare you the age is really quite harmless. Basically just a big feild with houses, trees, a mountain, and a large city full of skyscrapers. No one lives there though, so feel free to blow up anything you want. If you want to use some nukes they're there, and a large bomber plane as well. When you're done there's a button near where you link into the age to reset everything, and as an added bonus I made the age so you can't die, so feel free to experiance the full blast of a nuclear bomb."

With that DudeMiester bids the somewhat shocked bar patrons adieu, but before he leaves he drops off a linking book to put on the beach patio "so all you lazy bums can get back up without taking the stairs, haha."

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rorschachx
09-03-2004, 09:59 PM
finally!!!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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matt myat
09-03-2004, 10:46 PM
Matt snaps from his daze and races toward the counter, "Me first! me first!" Before anyone except Stu and Rorschachx has a chance to move, Matt and the giant bucket dissapear into the heavily encased book.

Stu the Pyro
09-03-2004, 11:06 PM
Stu explains to the detective. "I heard someone wanted fireworks after the game, I was planning something. I also had this large briefcase-launching device," - removes device from jacket - "and I was planning to have a large recreation of Gehn dropped from the sky about a mile out from the coast. I was going to launch the nitro just in time to hit the statue, in one of the most spectacular displays of pyrotechnics in the history of Myst!" - large breath - "And Dude, I had taken proper precautions - or so I thought - to make sure the nitro did not explode, even if the briefcase was jostled. I'm not sure what Mike did. And about all this.... It's great, beyond great, a pyro's dream come true, but would there happen to be a link back here available? I've become rather attached to this place... Detective, may I go now?"

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DudeMiester
09-04-2004, 12:51 AM
DudeMiester reply's "Of course there's a link back here." Suddenly Matt reappears in the bar. There was something unusual about him, perhaps it was the fact he smelt like smoke, but more likely the fact that he was completly naked. "Oh dear, I guess I made just the person immortal, but not the stuff they have with them. Better go fix that." And immediated linked into the Pyro age before a very angery Matt could get at him.

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matt myat
09-04-2004, 02:00 AM
Matt stood rigid for a few tenuous seconds as the re-shocked crowd stared mouths agape, and with no one to strangle, he stormed out, swiping the bar towel off the counter as he went.

JadesDream
09-04-2004, 05:43 AM
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Ya'll are hilarious! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Jade wakes up the next morning and stretches her arms over her head. It promised to be another gorgeous day. That feeling lasted about 2 seconds until she realized she would be visiting the storm age AGAIN! (http://www.w3.weather.com/maps/news/atlstorm6/francescloseupsatellite_large.html) She snuggled in her bed and pulled the blanket over her head. "Florida - The Sunshine State...pfffft!!"



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Co-Manager - The Age and Country Hotel! (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5941034&m=24210071&r=24210071#24210071)

Grizz65
09-04-2004, 06:19 AM
During all the fracas with the pyrotechnics Grizz has been safely ensconced under the bar! The top of his head finally appears above the bar, and then his whole head, face intact, and he stands up and looks around.

"Hey," he said. "Who took my bar towel?"

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Elkestra
09-04-2004, 07:08 AM
Elkestra wanders in, pleased to have found somewhere new to linger with friends. Settling at the bar, she orders a white wine spritzer.

Smiling as she watches the Pernese fire-lizards popping in and out of Between, she promises herself she'll look for a clutch of eggs later.

She wonders if she could help out at all round here (cooking, serving, dish-washing http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/52.gif ... )

[This message was edited by Elkestra on Sat September 04 2004 at 06:34 AM.]

Grizz65
09-04-2004, 08:04 AM
Grizz serves up a white wine spritzer for Elkestra, and smiles warmly at her.

"I think that Jade would be very glad indeed to see someone else take over the dishwashing for her. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif And there would be the added benefit of...." he looks around carefully, then http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/10.gif to Elkestra... "getting Jade out of the kitchen entirely! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif Let me just ask her."

Grizz goes in the kitchen, and soon returns with Jade almost running ahead of him, taking off her apron as she goes.

"K," she says, "Where is the person who wants to wash dishes? The job is yours, whoever you are!!"

Elkstra waves, and Jade hands over the apron with a sigh of great relief, and grins warmly at Elkestra.

Grizz, who has made a stop at the cleaning closet, brings a push broom and a mop and sets them down on the floor in front of Jade, who puts her hands out automatically and takes hold of both of them. Then she looks at them, and looks at Grizz.http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Grizz grins rather apologetically, and says, "Well, I have heard you say that if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself! And I know you are the proprietor, but the floors still have to be clean.!http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

Jade sighs.

"Thanks, Grizz Thanks a whole lot!"



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Elkestra
09-04-2004, 09:23 AM
After relaxing with her spritzer, Elkestra takes time to check cupboards and drawers to see how EarthAngell likes to store all her pots, pans and utensils in the kitchen - never a good idea to move a cook's things around - and then quickly and efficiently settles to the washing-up.

She calls through to the bar, "Could you line me up a spritzer with plenty of ice when I've finished the drying-up, Grizz?"

rorschachx
09-04-2004, 10:37 AM
The detective relaxes his grip on stu "Well since you put it that way.....and you do seem to have an appropriate launching device here.....let me buy you a drink as an appology for being a little ruff." he walks stu over to the bar nods to griff and says"I'll have what ever he's drinking." then looks at stu.

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Stu the Pyro
09-04-2004, 11:16 AM
"Well, if you don't mind, I'll have a little mountain dew... then I need to modify this launcher to work with the C4. We can still have a show, it just won't have the element of surprise. No hard feelings, detective."

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rorschachx
09-04-2004, 11:21 AM
The detective nods to stu...."sounds like suprise won't be needed for a show of that calliber!!".

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earthangell
09-04-2004, 11:29 AM
Ea warmly greets Elkestra!!
"It's always good to see friendly faces in here! And another bonus to helping out in the kitchen is all the tidbits you can snitch!!"
Elkestra smiles in anticipation, thinking of all the goodies she noticed in the fridge and on the counters...

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

rorschachx
09-04-2004, 11:35 AM
The detective drinking his mountain dew sees EA poke her head outand says" What delicious morsels do you have planned for us today.". http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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DudeMiester
09-04-2004, 11:42 AM
DudeMiester returns from the Pyro age, looking a bit tired. "Ok, I added this scanner thingy. Basically it's an arch with a sort of force feild. Anything you put through it will be indestructable, so there should be no more problems like we had with Matt. By the way, where is he?"

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MTigerV
09-04-2004, 11:44 AM
mike suddenly links in late (hey.. ESPN Gameday (http://espn.go.com/) was there and i got to be on T.V. WOOT! WOOT!)followed by 2 frats, a platoon from the campus ROTC, 16 sets of tailgaters, a portion of the Golden Band from Tigerland, and the mens' tennis team (they weren't doing anything else.)

WOOOOOOOOOT! ARE YALL READY TO PARTY!

btw sorry for ruining your surprise Stu. some days i just get to hyper...LIKE TODAY!!!!

p.s.s. dont worry about food or cleaning Grizz but please try to card the youngn's (drink age is 21 in L.A.)

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earthangell
09-04-2004, 11:50 AM
isn't drink age 21 in EVERY state??

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

earthangell
09-04-2004, 11:53 AM
This afternoon's goodies: Banana Bread, Subs (true, again, but easy thing to do with a game on...), Double Fudge Chocolate Chip Cookies!!

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

Elkestra
09-04-2004, 01:58 PM
Taking a break from the washing-up - being a good cook herself, she tends to predict what Ea will be requiring again, and makes sure that it's washed up first - she wanders out to the bar.

Munching on a few small titbits she swiped passing through the kitchen, she relaxes with an ice-cold spritzer. She tempts R'ggie with a lettuce leaf, stratching his neck until he thrums a purr of pleasure. Eventually, drink finished, she wanders back to the dishes (snitching a handful more nibbles from the kitchen counter).

rorschachx
09-04-2004, 07:45 PM
The detective takes a fair share of banana bread after eating his roast beef and pickle sub...."I think i detect a crime here." He says after the first bite......"How did EA manage to steal my grandmothers secret recipe for naner bread......THIS STUFFS PERFECT!!!!".

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earthangell
09-04-2004, 08:12 PM
hehe.. i used my mom's recipe! there's a good family one for Zucchini Bread too! Hey, Mike! Do i need to make a Celebratory Cake?

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Lei'arra in URU

To dance is to breathe...to breathe is to live....to live is to dance...

"Where's my trailor? I need water! Fill my trailor with water!!"
"Es'cape'!! Funny, it's spelled just like the word escape!"

matt myat
09-04-2004, 08:42 PM
Matt strolls in toga and all, "Yeah! Celebration time!"

He smacks down a brand spanking new bar towel in front of Grizz, "Sorry, had to, saved myself a few looks trekking out of forums last night. Oh and a tall vodka please, drinkin age is 18 in kiwiland so that's the way I'll take it here!" he grins, "and did i just hear nana bread and cookies?"

MTigerV
09-04-2004, 09:09 PM
TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! TIGERS WIN! (http://espn.go.com/#)

GEAUX TIGERS!

MTigerV
09-04-2004, 09:12 PM
AND I DONT MEAN CLEMSON!
P.S STU "FIRE AT WILL!!!!!"
GEAUX TIGERS!

matt myat
09-04-2004, 09:39 PM
"Woooooo hoooooo!" Matt jumps up, almost letting his toga slip, "Hoorar! Yay Tigers! Wooo hoooo! Go Tigers! Ti-gers! Ti-gers! Ti-gers!"

Everyone in the bar begins to join the chant, shouting "Ti-gers! Ti-gers!" as Mike bounds around the bar in his giant fuzzy tiger likeness until he is suddenly caught and hoisted into the air, passed over shoulders and heads, while Stu in the corner, prepares the big one...

rorschachx
09-04-2004, 09:56 PM
The detective gets griff to put some vodka in his mountain dew......then after a few decicive pulls......yells out GO TIGERS YEEAAAHHH!!!!!!!

Then whips of his mask to reveal(drum roll please)...............

some average looking guy!!!!!!!!!amazing!!!!

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Stu the Pyro
09-04-2004, 11:56 PM
Stu wanders down to the beach. A minute later, a hurricane force wind whips in from the sea and a very large, very frightening representation of Gehn falls from the clouds. Within seconds there is a blinding flash, followed by a deafening roar. A halo of debris spreads from the likeness as a willow over the waves, while two more thrillingly loud explosions rock the shore. Every shard falls, each flame is extinguished, and Stu returns, grinning.

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Grizz65
09-05-2004, 07:40 AM
Grizz, being immune to the lure of football and the 'big game' thanks Matt for the bar towel, and begins using it to polish the bar. He is somewhat bemused as he considers the yells and celebration taking place on the balcony. He is glad for Mike that his team won, but has never bowed down to the football gods himself, and thinks there are far more pleasant ways to spend a Saturday or Sunday aft. than watching grown men, as Deacon Andy Griffith to succinctly put it, "trying to run from one end of that cow pasture to the other with that funny punkin without either falling down or stepping in something!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

He suddenly has a thought, and snaps his fingers, shaking his head at his own forgetfullness. He drags a postcard from his pocket and posts it behind the bar for everyone to read.

Postcard From Jade
I was all set to come in this morning. In fact, I had just plugged the computer back in, and was about to attach the cable, when there was a terrific bang and the lights went out!

So here I am, stuck in the "Out of Power Age" again!! AKA the 'hurricane age,' or the 'Drat, that sounded like a transformer blowing out age.' Mad2

I guess the only thing to do is go back to bed!! Someone please wake me when this is over!
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Love,
Jade

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MTigerV
09-06-2004, 06:43 AM
Mike staggers down the stairs...give a loud tiger yawn and goes up to grizz at the bar."i clean upstairs later. grizz can you make me a shortstack with scrambled eggs?"

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MTigerV
09-06-2004, 09:54 AM
after eating breakfast mike logs on and checks out the forums. after some extensive and loud typing mike closes his laptop and goes up to grizz "say grizz, if made one of the community managers REALLY mad, where would you go to hide?"

P.S. good luck out there Jade!

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[This message was edited by MTigerV on Mon September 06 2004 at 09:15 AM.]

Speedyserd
09-06-2004, 04:37 PM
A blue bird, well technically a stork, flies into the Relevation Bar and Grille, and perches herself on one of the barstools.
"Hrm... nice place here... a little tame and young, but I am sure that will change once things start acoming..." the bird thinks as she looks over the bar.
"Hey, any acorn mead back there?" she asks.

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Grizz65
09-06-2004, 05:30 PM
Grizz considers Mike's question for a moment, then suggests that perhaps the best way to take care of the problem would be to apologize and make things right with the Com. Mgr. and have done with it. As he is saying this, he is rummaging around in the cooler behind the bar, taling over his shoulder. Then he pulls out a large pitcher, and pours a large glass full of acorn mead. He sets the glass in front of Speedy with a wide grin. "This is on the house Speedy. It's so good to see you over here! Enjoy!! And there's plenty more in the pitcher!"

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rorschachx
09-06-2004, 06:09 PM
The detective Awake now with his mask back in place sits at the bar and ordrs a hair of the dog.....with a little breakfast. He suddenlly stands up in the middle of the bar and says "My god what have i done" Realizing that last night at the party he started a steam blowwing thread contest. Dealing with the consequences of such an action he exclaims...." To any mod who finds it please do not think thats what im all about i did it under duress i swear!!" Then promtly passes out on the floor muttering.."Don't hurt me this is my first time on a forum.......BEANS....."

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