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Fat Guy_25
07-07-2004, 03:40 PM
Okay, you can either make one up, or tell one that happened in real life. Just make sure it is funny, so we can make the moderators laugh.

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Fat Guy_25
07-07-2004, 03:40 PM
Okay, you can either make one up, or tell one that happened in real life. Just make sure it is funny, so we can make the moderators laugh.

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"Did a bomb just go off? Or did my shins break under my great weight?"

Fat Guy_25
07-07-2004, 03:59 PM
Yeah, so I was at work the other day, shining up the ATVs at the Kawasaki dealer after I finished the paper work. The guy outside was mowing the grass. (I didnt like the guy because I had heard rumors he stole things)....anyways, when I went outside to go to my car, I heard some sirens. I realized that a police car was coming down the road. I heard the lawnmower man go "Aw **i*! They found me!" He took off real fast on his mower. The cop car chased after him at about 70mph. The lawnmower guy was takin parts off his mower, like screws and bolts, and throwing them at the police car to slow it down. When he turned around to start driving again, he turned around only to see a big gulley, which he was headed right for! I heard him scream, then I heard a HUGE explosion. It sounded like "AAAaaah! BOOOOOOM!!!". So I ran over too look, and the cop got outta the car. We didnt see a mower, or a body, all we saw was a big black spot on the side of the gulley. He went so fast on that mower that he had no remains. "He had been convicted of bank robbery seven times" said the officer. "Well, thats the end of that story" I said. -The End

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XyZspineZyX
07-07-2004, 06:24 PM
News: a drunk man was Arrested for DWI on a motercycle, he gets bail the same night, gets his buddy to take him to the impound in a pickup to get the motorcycle. the guy there he cant ride the motorcyle home. the drunk guys' friend rides the motorcycle home while the drunk guy drives the pickup. they both got arrested by the same cop that arrested the drunk guy earlier. thats messed up.

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Fat Guy_25
07-07-2004, 06:54 PM
News:
A car chase between gangsters and the police was kinda like a cartoon. The gangsters were being chased by the police in their car, and they began to shoot at eachother. One of the gangsters had the bright idea to throw a grenade at the police. So, he grabbed a grenade pulled out the pin and threw it. The police officer had seen him do this and stopped firing. The gangster had thrown the pin at the police. The grenade suddenly exploded inside the gangster's car, killing one of them instantly, and injuring the others.

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XyZspineZyX
07-08-2004, 11:43 AM
your right. that was like a cartoon.

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KU_
07-08-2004, 11:49 AM
heres a funny story.

There was this guy on the SC forums named Fatperson25. He made a topic to post funny sotries to make the mods laugh. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Forum drifter.

Terrax213
07-08-2004, 12:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SamFisher128:
News: a drunk man was Arrested for DWI on a motercycle, he gets bail the same night, gets his buddy to take him to the impound in a pickup to get the motorcycle. the guy there he cant ride the motorcyle home. the drunk guys' friend rides the motorcycle home while the drunk guy drives the pickup. they both got arrested by the same cop that arrested the drunk guy earlier. thats messed up.

http://img76.photobucket.com/albums/v230/kenny128/game.bmp
Currently Playing: Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow, and ah... a few others.... honest.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Got something like that ... A guy got arrested for DWI ... his wife bailed him out and picked him up the next morning, which he was still drunk. So he insists on driving home from the city jail, runs a red light, gets pulled over, and arrested again for a DWI. You gotta be very talented (or very stupid) to get 2 DWI's in a 12 hour period http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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