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XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 10:29 AM
For those that dont know, The Canyonaro is from The Simpsons.

Its their spoof on SUVs becasue its SO large. Before I show you this link, You should know the Canyonaro song before you click away.

Heres the song, and the lyrics to singalong to:

http://tralfamadore.250free.com/Canyonaro.mp3


Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

[Announcer:] The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!


Okay...here it is:

http://autoweek.com/search/search_display.mv?port_code=autoweek&cat_code=specials&content_code=02066006&Search_Type=STD&Search_ID=1524930&record=1




Message Edited on 09/03/0305:40AM by Tralfamadore

XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 10:29 AM
For those that dont know, The Canyonaro is from The Simpsons.

Its their spoof on SUVs becasue its SO large. Before I show you this link, You should know the Canyonaro song before you click away.

Heres the song, and the lyrics to singalong to:

http://tralfamadore.250free.com/Canyonaro.mp3


Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

[Announcer:] The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!


Okay...here it is:

http://autoweek.com/search/search_display.mv?port_code=autoweek&cat_code=specials&content_code=02066006&Search_Type=STD&Search_ID=1524930&record=1




Message Edited on 09/03/0305:40AM by Tralfamadore

XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 04:10 PM
yea I know the lyrics they are in one of my Simpsons episode guides, Forever or Beyond Forever. They actually have a real one? Thats like there being a real Maibatsu Monstrosity.

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XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 04:45 PM
I think the Navigator Limo is a bit bigger, and the Hummer limo is the biggest SUV on the road, but you get an A for effort.

65 Tons of American pride /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 04:46 PM
See this is funny, because that episode was on the other day, and after that i downloaded the CAnyonaro song on Mp3, and i just brought it back up now that ive found the lyrics.

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XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 04:48 PM
lol, only in texas

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XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 04:49 PM
lol...actually when i was in Texas i noticed that there were far more Pick Up trucks (alot of Toyota Tundras and F150's) than there were SUV's...But most the cars down there were domestic sedans.

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XyZspineZyX
09-03-2003, 06:00 PM
Oh great, some yahoo who thinks that SUVs arent big enough already...Who needs one of those?

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XyZspineZyX
09-04-2003, 12:40 AM
that's a great song... sounds a bit like weird al but not quite.

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XyZspineZyX
09-04-2003, 07:36 AM
usa320 wrote:
- lol...actually when i was in Texas i noticed that
- there were far more Pick Up trucks (alot of Toyota
- Tundras and F150's) than there were SUV's...But most
- the cars down there were domestic sedans.
-

i meant, "only in texas" cause it's so big /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
09-04-2003, 10:20 AM
You are right, in that those limos are bigger, but they arent production vehicles. they are custom-builts.

This is a mass produced vehicle.

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