I just saw a grown man poop on himself

[DaSniper_TAW]

i was in line at McDonalds when a man came in and said that he needs to use the bathroom but the cashier lady said you have to be a customer so he gave her 2 dollars but she said that he has to wait in line. thats when the guy said i cant hold it any more and i wont make it home. he then made a face and thats when everybody heard a farting noise and saw something in the back of his pants....everybody laughed and the guy looked like he was about to cry http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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[DaSniper_TAW]

i was in line at McDonalds when a man came in and said that he needs to use the bathroom but the cashier lady said you have to be a customer so he gave her 2 dollars but she said that he has to wait in line. thats when the guy said i cant hold it any more and i wont make it home. he then made a face and thats when everybody heard a farting noise and saw something in the back of his pants....everybody laughed and the guy looked like he was about to cry http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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[wormgerm]

ahhhhh so thats how they make the special sauce http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

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[CletisMckloskey]

that is why i dont go to mcdonalds cause the cashiers are *****es, the food is nasty and the people are ugly.

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[DaSniper_TAW]

i almost peed on my self because i was laughing so much at the guy http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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[nova805]

ive got a sick story... my friend works at a restaraunt and he said that a mentally handicapped man was walking in front of the kitchen entrance and he started pooping down his leg... the poop dripped down his leg and got all over the floor of the restaraunt... one of the waitresses walked out of the door and slipped on the poop and her face landed directly in another pile... the smell was so bad she started throwing up.... they had to shut down the restaraunt because the whole building smelled like feces... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/52.gif

gross story huh??? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/51.gif
my friend said it just happened yesterday... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

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[DaSniper_TAW]

http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif...thats so funny....its funnier than my story http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif...i dont care how gross things get i always laugh at them...when i read your post i was eating cerial and found a fly in it...took the fly out and kept eating

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[wormgerm]

its the 5 second rule. If you drop food and its on the ground for less then 5 seconds its good to eat. This also applies to things in food. It does not matter how lons its been there aslong as you get it out 5 seconds after you see it the food is fine

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[DaSniper_TAW]

it looked dead to me so i guess it drowned...it takes more than 5 sec for a fly to drown

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[wormgerm]

yeah but did you remove it five seconds after you saw it?

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[DaSniper_TAW]

no i staired at it for a while then i removed it....by any chance r u my brother that i never saw?

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[This message was edited by DaSniper_TAW on Sun July 25 2004 at 07:20 PM.]

[spike_the_punch]

ahhh gotta love mcdonalds....i'm with my local ambulance service, and last night i responded to the mcdonalds downtown for an emergency in the back/kitchen area. i have to say that--blocked fire exit aside--it was the most disgusting thing i have ever seen. the floor was slick with grease and food stuffs, there were open packages of food strewn about, and the whole place just gave a general feeling of carelessness and uncleanliness. the other two people with me commented on the general state of things as well. suffice it to say, i'm not going to be eating at that mcdonalds anytime soon....prolly not too much fast food in general (not that i eat it that much to begin with, but hey).

on a happier note, the worker was fine, she just had a low blood sugar; hit her up with some sugar and brought her to the e.r. and everything was good http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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[jimmyeyes]

As i was walking home one day i saw a woman come out of a cab backwards there was a hugh **** stain down her dress but aside from that she was preaty hot http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/10.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

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[wormgerm]

hey an *** can be wiped but the chance to be with a hot woman hardly ever comes along

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Hey! i work in Mcdonalds!!

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[DaSniper_TAW]

i still like mcdonalds
*takes bite of burger, sees rat pellets and keeps eating*

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