Classic Quotes from 'the other half'

[Ru.]

My girlfriend's just walked in, and seen Far Cry for the first time (having heard me rave about the graphics etc.)

I was in the catacombs, with Cry Vision (tm) turned on.

"What's so special about that?" she asked
"Looks like Doom to me..."

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[Ru.]

My girlfriend's just walked in, and seen Far Cry for the first time (having heard me rave about the graphics etc.)

I was in the catacombs, with Cry Vision (tm) turned on.

"What's so special about that?" she asked
"Looks like Doom to me..."

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[SuCCeSSoR.]

hehe, nice one. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[RoB.G]

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[kimi_]

Thats' FUNNY! Thanks for sharing that, brought me a good laugh

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[Fragger-]

My wife said "so it looks like water, what's the big deal? Isn't it water anyway? what did you want it to look like? Milk?" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
C r a p, she was looking over my shoulder as I typed this. Fido will have company tonight. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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[Jetenginedr]

"whats the rope, shovel and bag of lime doing in the trunk?"


lol...j/k

Heroes are born when bullets fly, when the earth explodes, when cannons roar, WHEN TRUMPETS FADE

[Fragger-]

"Look closer. Closer. *CLUNK* *SLAM* *VROOOooommm!*"
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[Gaendaal]

My girlf keeps shouting "always with the shooting!!" at me whenever I'm playing a "shooty" game like Far Cry.

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[nova805]

anyone else ever get the, "all those games you play are the exact same. why do u always have to buy more!"

[Red_Wagon]

My GF is a software engineer, so I get things like "That game looks awesome!", "Your computer can render THAT?!?", etc... all day long it's "Can we *PLEASE* go see Chronicles of Rid****?", "Aliens Vrs Predator looks great.", "Yes lets both buy the limited edition Anduril sword from Lord of the Rings." (infact we did).

But she's the hottest geek I've ever met so it kinda evens out...

[kimi_]

My other half is lucky we have our own computers to game on, otherwise we'd fight over it and you know who'd win http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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[Red_Wagon]

Is that a Hattori Hanzo?

[kimi_]

Ie!

The Bride had the Hattori Hanzo

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[jimmyeyes]

O-Ren has one to right? because she worked with bill.......never mind only the bride, bill, bud and cotton mouth had the sword I believe.

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[Red_Wagon]

In the FC OT Forum version The Bride looses the fight.

"Silly rabbit.."

[nova805]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kimi_:
My other half is lucky we have our own computers to game on, otherwise we'd fight over it and you know who'd win http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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why is it that we always have to let the lady win???? hehehe i guess i always try to be nice, but sometimes it just seems unfair! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/cry.gif

[Red_Wagon]

Because she'll chop your head off with a katana?

[nova805]

she can get rough sometimes... but we try to keep weapons out http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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What I think and what I say are two totally different things.

[kimi_]

It's because I'm a sweet kind nice woman.... and i'll hurt you if you don't let me play when I want to. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/784.gif

I only watched Kill Bill 1 so far, so don't spoil anything yet!

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[nova805]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kimi_:
I only watched Kill Bill 1 so far, so don't spoil anything yet!
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same here... i didn't see the first till it came out on dvd, and it was AMAZINGLY cool... i wanna see the second but all my friends went without me http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/cry.gif i don't like going to movies by myself, and my GF won't go with me... she says it looks "stupid"

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[Furious_Gopher]

"So has America ever won the Stanley Cup?"

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[nova805]

"wanna go shopping, you know you want to!"

i just got this quote from my GF... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/51.gif

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I just wanna run, fly kites, wrestle, jump and play, swim through the waves that crash the shore

[MR CANADA]

hehe, this one isn't from a GF or wife since im 15 but from my mom

"ANOTHER Killing Game?!!"

[nova805]

here is another quote from a mom...

i was playing farcry and paused the game and the menu music started up... my mom was in the room and looked right at the comp seeing the FAR CRY logo and all, then says "Is that a batman game? i didn't know they still made batman stuff"

i just looked over and didn't say a word...
does the farcry music sound anything like batman??????? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif

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[Red_Wagon]

Didn't you see Danny Elfman's name in the credits?

Liberate tute me ex Inferis