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XyZspineZyX
07-22-2003, 09:08 PM
Does computer Hardware make you hard?
Mine does. I almost had an accident in the computer store when I picked up my new computer. At night, after being called a cheater for the 100th time, I caress my thermaltake case, gaze in the window and look at my 9700 Pro, I like to look at the case fans, run my hands to see if they are actually working, mmmmm, air blowing. Sweet. I like to go to the video control panel and set the AF and AA to max levels, run at high resolutions, and kick RvS butt.
Asus P4P800 Deluxe
Pentium 4 2.4C 800mhz FSB
2x512 mb PC 3200 DDR
Radeon 9700 Pro
SB Audigy 2
Thermaltake Xaser 2 A6000A
Nostromo Speed Pad
MX500 Logitech mouse
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XyZspineZyX
07-22-2003, 09:08 PM
Does computer Hardware make you hard?
Mine does. I almost had an accident in the computer store when I picked up my new computer. At night, after being called a cheater for the 100th time, I caress my thermaltake case, gaze in the window and look at my 9700 Pro, I like to look at the case fans, run my hands to see if they are actually working, mmmmm, air blowing. Sweet. I like to go to the video control panel and set the AF and AA to max levels, run at high resolutions, and kick RvS butt.
Asus P4P800 Deluxe
Pentium 4 2.4C 800mhz FSB
2x512 mb PC 3200 DDR
Radeon 9700 Pro
SB Audigy 2
Thermaltake Xaser 2 A6000A
Nostromo Speed Pad
MX500 Logitech mouse
cdrw 52x24x52x
Viewsonic P95F+B
XyZspineZyX
07-22-2003, 09:26 PM
D00d! be careful! you may burn your *****. (http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,56552,00.html) /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif
XyZspineZyX
07-22-2003, 09:44 PM
ROFLMAO. Your right. Maybe I should invest in some sort of liquid cooling device.
Asus P4P800 Deluxe
Pentium 4 2.4C 800mhz FSB
2x512 mb PC 3200 DDR
Radeon 9700 Pro
SB Audigy 2
Thermaltake Xaser 2 A6000A
Nostromo Speed Pad
MX500 Logitech mouse
cdrw 52x24x52x
Viewsonic P95F+B
XyZspineZyX
07-22-2003, 10:10 PM
For cripes sakes Use Plywood,, PLYWOOD!!
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XyZspineZyX
07-22-2003, 11:38 PM
Hmm... *Sniff... Snnnnifffffffffff* I think I smell a computer fetish. (Begins sniffing Shawn's computer)
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XyZspineZyX
07-22-2003, 11:48 PM
durdd wrote:
- Hmm... *Sniff... Snnnnifffffffffff* I think I smell
- a computer fetish. (Begins sniffing Shawn's
- computer)
I do have that!... but only when my monitor is showing a fine piece of pr0n.
XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 12:19 AM
(Intently sniffs Guayo's monitor) "Just as I suspected, traces of protein...
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XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 12:29 AM
durdd wrote:
- (Intently sniffs Guayo's monitor) "Just as I
- suspected, traces of protein...
ok... but somehow I suspect you will cleaning your nose with that big tongue.
well... you still are going to need carbohydrates, fats and fiber to be healthy.
XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 02:53 AM
ShawnP wrote:
- ROFLMAO. Your right. Maybe I should invest in some
- sort of liquid cooling device.
Koolance is very good. I love my setup.
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XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 04:15 AM
durdd wrote:
"(Intently sniffs Guayo's monitor) "Just as I suspected, traces of protein..."
Man, That you can identify it by smell makes me..... You know what? Never mind. I really do not want to know. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif
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XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 04:19 AM
Oh, I can sniff out smells from broccoli, body odor, and some other bodily liquids that I'm not willing to say...
Fine... Saliva. Wha'd you think I was going to say???
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XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 02:17 PM
why don't you lick it off durdd
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XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 02:51 PM
Do it everyday.
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XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 02:52 PM
that explains alot
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XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 02:53 PM
Like?
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XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 02:59 PM
believe me, ALOT
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XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 02:59 PM
My 0.4 IQ...
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XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 03:00 PM
that right there explains the constant drooling
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XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 03:01 PM
Rauh?
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