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Tary
06-29-2004, 09:31 AM
Ok this thread is for posting funny jokes you have heard or made up. Please keep it clean.

Here is a joke (Bush supporters beware)

There are four people in a airplane the pilot, a school girl with a back pack, George W. Bush, and a priest. Suddenly the engine fails and the plane is going to crash! But there are only three parachutes and four people! Now, the pilot jumps out in one parachute and george bush grabs the parachute that the little girl is carrying and jumps out. Now, there is only one parachute left and the priest says "You are young, take the parachute and jump". And the school girl says "Don't worry we have two parachutes left Mr. President took my backpack! HA HA Ha HA ha

Tary
06-29-2004, 09:31 AM
Ok this thread is for posting funny jokes you have heard or made up. Please keep it clean.

Here is a joke (Bush supporters beware)

There are four people in a airplane the pilot, a school girl with a back pack, George W. Bush, and a priest. Suddenly the engine fails and the plane is going to crash! But there are only three parachutes and four people! Now, the pilot jumps out in one parachute and george bush grabs the parachute that the little girl is carrying and jumps out. Now, there is only one parachute left and the priest says "You are young, take the parachute and jump". And the school girl says "Don't worry we have two parachutes left Mr. President took my backpack! HA HA Ha HA ha

Seifer1921
06-29-2004, 02:56 PM
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