blonde joke yay

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."



hahahha..http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif sorry i thought this was funny and should share it. If anyone has any other great jokes, please post them here!

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Ah, the sublime pleasure of seeing an enemy convulse in shock and collapse, the crimson spray offering a welcome confirmation of a well-placed shot.

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Message Edited on 07/08/0304:56AM by S-Co.Tetsuo

[XyZspineZyX]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."



hahahha..http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif sorry i thought this was funny and should share it. If anyone has any other great jokes, please post them here!

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Ah, the sublime pleasure of seeing an enemy convulse in shock and collapse, the crimson spray offering a welcome confirmation of a well-placed shot.

http://www.aktv.lt/~skrusna/kultas/akira/images/tetsuo.jpg


Message Edited on 07/08/0304:56AM by S-Co.Tetsuo

[XyZspineZyX]

Old, but still funny

I can just imagine all the Ferrari owners cringing /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


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[XyZspineZyX]

I almost backed into a brand new Ferrari today in the Macdonalds parking lot.

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[XyZspineZyX]

Q:why do blondes in San Francisco not wear short skirts?
A:because their balls would show.


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"Generals dont run; during peace this prompts laughter, during war this prompts panic."

[XyZspineZyX]

god damn that would have been a sin. you would be sent strait to hell on impact.

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Ah, the sublime pleasure of seeing an enemy convulse in shock and collapse, the crimson spray offering a welcome confirmation of a well-placed shot.

http://www.aktv.lt/~skrusna/kultas/akira/images/tetsuo.jpg

[XyZspineZyX]

A blonde is dating a geography teacher, and says to him, "I know all the state capitals!"
So he says, "okay, whats the capital of Wisconsin?"
And she says, "that's easy, it's W"!

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[XyZspineZyX]

Olegious wrote:
- Q:why do blondes in San Francisco not wear short
- skirts?
- A:because their balls would show.


Ouch


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Gandalf_is_dead wrote:
- A blonde is dating a geography teacher, and says to
- him, "I know all the state capitals!"
- So he says, "okay, whats the capital of Wisconsin?"
- And she says, "that's easy, it's W"!
-


*cough* corny! *cough*. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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[XyZspineZyX]

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo" she shouts, "how can
get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts
back, "You are on the other side."

[XyZspineZyX]

well if that wasnt a waste of my time...

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[XyZspineZyX]

S-Co.Tetsuo wrote:
- god damn that would have been a sin. you would be
- sent strait to hell on impact.


Sorry, i didnt expect one comming into the Marysville Mcdonalds parking lot off of I-5.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead rob a bank and head into a grocery store to hide. They run into the warehouse and find three empty potato sacks. Each girl jumps into a sack and closes the top. The police tracked them to the grocery store and asked the manager if they saw them. He stated that they went into the warehouse, so the police went into the warehouse and looked around. They found three unusually shaped potato sacks.

An officer kicked one and the brunette whispered "Meow. Meow. Meow"

The officer said "Oh, it's just a bag of cats."

He then kicks the next one with the redhead and she says "Arf. Arf Arf."

"Oh, those are just dogs." said the officer

He kicks the potato sack with the blonde inside and she screams at the top of her lungs "Potato!! Potato!! Potato!!

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[XyZspineZyX]

A blonde suspects her boyfriend is cheating on her so she gets a gun and shows up suddenly at his apartment.
Sure enough, he is in bed with a beautiful readhead.
Sobbing tears of pain and anguish she glares at them and puts the gun to her own head.
"Don't do it!" shouts the boyfriend.
"Shut up!" she snaps back, "your'e next!"

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[XyZspineZyX]

A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions. On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59+2?"
The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?"
The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Then they asked, "What is 15-5?"
The blonde responded, "20, right?"
Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1+2?"
"3?" said the blonde.
The rest of the blondes say, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

[XyZspineZyX]

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country. Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here will you let me have one?" she asked. The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed. "You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph. Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice. She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked. She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?" The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. Your a blonde! Now give me back my dog.



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Why do blondes wear underwear??



Keep their ankles warm
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